Thread 724894537

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don't fuck it up swedes

CANT WAIT TO CONSOOOM THIRTY DLCS LETS FUCKING GOOOO GAMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRS

>>724894832
it's like 1 dlc every 3 months, stop being poor.

>>724894537 (OP)
GrossGermania...

>>724894907
>why yes, I do approve of your pre-planned DLCs that could have been released with the full game
>why yes, I am a retarded consumer, why do you ask?

somewhat optimistic, eu4 redpilled me on the importance of preserving our culture and heritage all of those years ago.

>>724895090
We get it, you're poor.

>>724895076
so eu4 made you racist?

>>724894832
>Play CK3 with DLCs disabled
>It's actually better
Uhmmmmmmmm Paradox bros..!??!

>>724894537 (OP)
the only person I know who plays shit like this is a serious shut in and a total faggot manchild. what gives?

The first three dlc seem like little flavour packs I don't know if they're going to full on expansions or not

>>724895416
Stones in glass house my anonymous friend

>>724895416
>pot calling the kettle a nigger

>>724894537 (OP)
>great britain doesn't form
>russia doesn't form
>ottoman empire doesn't form
>spain doesn't form
>austrian empire doesn't form
what's the fucking point?

>>724896018
It's specifically tailored so that only YOU, the player, can form them. Isn't that great?

>>724895090
I made 3k bucks today just hodling Nvidia stocks. Step up bro.

>>724896018
apparently it has something to do with the diplo limit being too high and everyone just allies each other.

>>724896407
Can we finally achieve world peace?

>>724896407
maybe they should change it then.

>>724896197
Death to speculators

Give it to me straight, is this game even going to be modded or is it gonna be like Imperator and Vicky3 where nobody bothers to care about them after a few weeks?

>>724896978
Yes. EU is popular

>>724896978
This is pretty much EU4 with MEIOU baked in. Other than fantasy shit i wouldn't expect big total overhauls.

>>724897124
>he doesn't know
they already showcased upcoming mods

I will be pirating it and buying the base game on sale for $15 two years from now.
>stop being poor
no

>>724897405
Sorry, we'll do it IRL next time so it's not so cringe and lame.

>>724896018
Why are you guys pretending you can't tinker with the game settings if you want the same old empires to form time and time again

>>724897752
Nazis had like a dozen or so members for years and years.
Then they were banned entirely after their coup attempt failed so badly, with all their leaders sent to prison.
Then they started over from scratch.
Then they were ruling their nation.

"Trump lost"

>>724894537 (OP)
I just don't the victoria 3 style diplomacy gameplay. I want to be the hand of god sending armies wherever I want

>>724897405
Anyone who is a real paradox gamer plays countries all over the map. Including but not limited to (insert chosen German unifier here). I've built Germany up and I've destroyed Germany in different play throughs. Go play Civilization 7.

This you?

so is this faggot just seething bc paradox games exist or what
btw can you use one of the red crying faces when u greentext my post, thx

>>724897938
What kind of argument is this? Seeing those "same old empires" form and helping/destroying them is what makes these games fun. We shouldn't need to tinker with the settings to make that happen. It should be the default.

>so is this faggot just seething bc paradox games exist or what
>btw can you use one of the red crying faces when u greentext my post, thx

Brandenburg>Prussia>Germoney unification is the second most boring campaign I have done next to Iberian colonial games.

apparently brandenburg is really painful at the start.

I saw a guy from my country doing a review, he said he played the game for 100 hours and considers it good and worth it for all fans. Then he spent half an hour talking about the pros and cons.
My question is: will the game in its release state be comparable to EUIV with all the DLCs?

>>724899032
How about reconquering Iberia as Granada?

>>724899451
obviously not you dunce, it will be twenty times greater, at least
furthermore your country sucks ass

>>724898557
my friend, youre an entitled jaded nigger

>>724900379
>wanting the history simulator to simulate history = entitled and jaded
ogey

>>724899616
Are you even allowed to do that?

Now that the dust has settled, what went wrong?

>>724901570
paradox has enabled alt-history fags to an unfortunate degree

>>724902042
my nigger, their entire fanbase is preussenkiddos wanting to recreate le ebin germany, why do you think they made a sabaton music dlc?

>>724903449
>sabaton
Sabaton is a Swedish band, in Eu4 they even sing about a Swedish King Charles XII.
>But, but HOI4
Their song "Panzerkampf" in HOI4 has lines like this "Axis rest in hell" and, "The end of the third Reich draws near" and, "Once more victorious the red army stands!" (Soviet Army, kicking in the 3rd Reich).
>Pretty odd for a "le ebin Nazi band" to singing about Nazis going to hell and getting beat by Soviets.
But that's okay you just outed yourself as a retarded tourist. Back to discord with ya.

>>724894537 (OP)
I watched Legend of Total War play this earlier and... There's no actual battles..? It's just moving stuff around a campaign map? What is the appeal? And this is the fifth in the franchise? wtf

>>724901768
With braindead AI anything's possible. No flavor though. I did it once in EU4 and ended up disappointed.