Thread 724900503

Why did she do it, Linkbros?

>>724900503 (OP)
Hers was bigger.

NAKED GIRL LMAO!!!

>>724900503 (OP)
Get a job Chris. Trust me, it's better in the long run.

>link was crying that she got to have sex with ganon before he did
poor guy

I'm more bothered by this artist throwing a bone to cuck/beastialityfags than the actual issue of the animation, he used to be one of the good ones

>>724900503 (OP)
He fucked like 5 other girls before that, he was disloyal, no respect

>>724901195
>Coomers can't detect a joke for shit.

>>724901332
Nah he started sneaking it into his animations more and more, when previously he used to be the peak vanilla artist, this was just the most obvious example

>>724901308
To be fair, some of those girls love Link significantly more than Zelda.

>>724900503 (OP)
cause link was fucking around, obviously
did you cuckfags even watch the video?

Big difference to fucking other women and fucking the enemy. Cucks are losers

>>724900503 (OP)
>ganon is the evil that wants to kill all of hyrule
>zelda decides to fuck him because link, while on his way to save her, had sex with a few woman who all contributed to help link save zelda
>justifies fucking their world's equivalent to hilter because "you were having fun why shouldn't i"
in the context of this being a porn anim its funny sure but as far as the characters go its MASSIVELY out of character
having zelda fuck a random hyrule guard would accomplish the same "revenge fuck" thing without zelda compromising her morals

>>724902025
>>having zelda fuck a random hyrule guard would accomplish the same "revenge fuck" thing without zelda compromising her morals
It's not about "revenge fuck", it's about "dark skinned man x light skinned blue eyed blonde woman" like usual, the "revenge fuck" is just the pretense under which it's snuck under

been playing too many porn games. Thiink the gemstones are condom baloons

>>724901523
That only makes Link sleeping around on them worse

>>724900503 (OP)
sauce?
>>724900753
sauce?

>>724902025
Nigga, them having sex at all is already very much out of character. This includes not just Link and Zelda, but every other character in every Legend of Zelda game, including every regular enemy as well.

>>724900503 (OP)
>Basically fuck all the women in Hyrule
>erm what the hell why would she have sex with another guy??
Maybe (definitely) it's my NTS or swinging fetish coming out, but I would have just spitroasted her with Ganon and have reclamation sex.

...

>>724902565
point is link only had sex with women aligned with his goal of saving zelda
meanwhile zelda has sex with the king of fucking evil, the one who wants to kill everyone her included, all because she got jealous link was getting some while on his way to save her

>>724902441
Damn, now he has to settle down. What a shame Zelda didn't win the Link bowl.

>>724902565
if no one has sex, how is anyone born

>BotW
>>Unlock bullshit plot device mary sue powers after doing nothing in particular
>>Immediately fight Calamity for a literal century somehow
>>Never age, suffer zero consequences, kingdom largely unscathed and nobody seems to care or remember and are just now suffering minor annoyances by mobile suit gundams
>TotK
>>Unlock bullshit plot device mary sue powers after doing nothing in particular
>>Immediately fuck everything up by acting retarded, resort to swallowing a kidney stone to turn into a floating snake that purportedly will have zero memory or sentience all to charge a toothpick's laser for literally 10,000 years that can be largely optionally used to kill a random sandnigger
>>Never age, suffer no consequences, retain all memories and human form somehow after fucking shit up for 10,000 years and ambiguously being the entire reason Calamity ever existed in the first place and fucked up Hyrule for all past, present and future incarnations
Are they ever going to make a game where you can kill Zelda and the Golden Goddesses? Gettin' real sick of this faggot shit.

>>724902974
mushrooms

>>724902740
ganon isn't just "another guy" anon, he's the embodiment of evil, literally their world's version of the antichrist

>>724900993
I feel bad for Hex Maniac having her likeness used in the most shit ass (sometimes literally) fetishes

>>724903271
What does he even do or plan on doing?

>>724903271
The Hyrule royal family has killed more people than Ganondorf in any timeline.

>>724903797
>defeat the hero
>get the full triforce
>plunge the land into darkness
>uhhh... hop up and down on his dick throne?

>>724904134
>1 guy vs an entire family tree
Use every single incarnation of Demise's evil, coward

>>724903000
>Kingdom largely unscathed
what do you mean? There are ruins everywhere. IIRC the most that exists are communities on outskirts that have probably rebuilt over 100 years

>>724903352
This
Hex is for extreme vanilla

What is with the obsession people have with trying to make everything about cuckolding or cucking characters?

why do 3rd worlders and brownskins enjoy NTR so much?

>>724904595
jewish posters

>>724904258
So he just wants to turn the lights off and get some poontang then take a nap? I don't get the problem. I mean yeah, you gotta metaphorically wake up eventually, but maybe split the time, yeah? 100 years to the light, 100 to the dark. Why come these gay deities can't into compromise? Instead they just fight wars.
Imagine a God who fights his/her own battles.

>>724904595
brownskins want white women so bad they have to pay people to draw porn of NTR

>>724902297
>>724902025
>/pol/niggers reading all this shit into some porn animation
Get a fucking life and have sex

>>724904595
Insecure and mentally ill culture war shitters

>>724904416
Not really. I mean yes, there are abandoned/ruined settlements, but it's ambiguous why/how they became abandoned. Hell, Tabantha Village is even mentioned in the newly added voice memories as having been abandoned due to the inherent weather of the region. So much for Calamity, lmao.
The only major casualty portrayed and confirmed is Castle Town, which is ironic because it gets bulldozed in like 30 seconds, so uhh, why didn't the Guardians raze literally the entirety of Hyrule in three minutes? Because the plot has to happen, I guess.

>>724904962
Woman argument

>>724900503 (OP)
I think you've gotta be really, REALLY gay to want to see Ganondorf cock in your porn.

>>724900503 (OP)
Idc about the thread discussion, what's the artist's name?

>>724902789
This artist is literally a gay trans nigger.

>>724905326
The Guardians largely ravaged Hylian settlements and the Goron/Zora/Gerudo kingdoms were largely untouched, due to a combo of their extreme weather and environments, and ganon's malice having a personal hateboner for the hylians. The Guardians specifically turned against their masters (The hylians) rather than go after everyone else
>Its been 100 years

100 years is a long ass time. In the real world in 100 years cities in japan have gone from old world cities, to completely devastated by nukes, to thriving metropolises again.

Hylian settlements went from a castle with a surrounding town, to ruins, and several settlements were fucked up and never rebuilt. The remaining ones are the ones that were far away enough they were untouched by the war

>>724905612
And his name is?

>>724900503 (OP)
I haven't seen the video, but I think Link should follow the adventure time path and get himself a gerudo like Finn got himself the huntress wizard. Marrying a bossy princess when you're an adventurer doesn't make too much sense.

I don't care if it's NTR, the animation is hot as fuck

>>724905754
combos&doodles or something similar
>trans
>into ntr, femboy, feminization and cucking

>>724905612
>This artist is literally a gay trans nigger.
aren't we all?

>>724905819
Well the original story hints that Link likely doinked Malon and had a comfy farm life after he returned from Termina, hence his descendant being a farmhand in TP

>>724902025
>ganon is the evil that wants to rule all of hyrule and continue his race
>zelda decides to fuck him
Simple as

Hips.

But also please stop shitting up the board.

>>724902540
Just do an image search, you fucking retard.

>>724904458
With shotas

>>724905937
>into [...] femboy, feminization
based

>>724905819
>why would Link want to get with the beautiful blonde royal he's in love with?!?!

>>724902025
>woman has a woman moment
shocker

>>724906463
I don't think that there's anything wrong with that, but bringing up that she's blonde kinda makes me see you as a brown dude. Anyways, I don't see Link as the type of guy who'd choose a lady because she's a royal. I also don't see how he's in love with her besides your headcanon, but it's alright since he's supposed to be a self insert at least in the old games.

>>724906931
Im specifically talking about the BOTW/TOTK version where he mentions his feelings in the Japanese version quest logs.

I wish all pajeets and niggers in this thread a very happy kill yourself.

>>724905718
The Divine Beasts don't seem to have any issue with the weather/environment, why would Guardians? Why would Calamity (if it's even sentient) have a hateboner specifically for Hylians? Yeah, they sealed him, but so did the Sheikah. Hell, the latter are the real issue. Kakariko meanwhile goes unscathed. The Guardian fleet just pass right by it on the way to Hateno lol. Oh shit, what a stragetic goldmine, a fucking village with a dozen cows. Better nuke it first because there's actually a super secret weapon the Hylians have been building in a laboratory underneath the quaint village... Oh wait, there's not.

Not sure what the other point is. Settlements were ambiguously fucked up and never rebuilt. Why? Don't know. Because the game was written and programmed by losers who couldn't have four bokoblins and a campfire on screen without the framerate imploding, let alone a Whiterun-sized village with a dozen NPCs, I imagine.

>>724907323
what about all the other shitskins tho?

>>724902025
it's simple, she wants good sex with a big dick that can last for more than two minutes

>>724903000
It's pretty strange how hylians even survived, when the majority are essentially civilians who would die to a bokoblin attack, and yet 100 years later things are no worse for wear and people aren't even afraid to leave the cities.

>>724904325
The king of Hyrule literally preferred to sink the kingdom and kill almost its entire population rather than let Ganondorf become king.

>>724904962
They can’t because they’re too busy watching porn.

>>724907398
I'd tell them to kill themselves too but I think their current life of being the cock sleeve of their local Imam and watching him fuck little boys is a humiliation worse than death. I'll allow them to post cuck porn because I know it's a coping mechanism for most of them to try and hide their trauma of seeing Mohammad blow out the bussy of their little brother/son.

>>724904595
4chan literally gave birth to the cuck meme.

>>724907450
Not really. I mean yeah, it's stupid, but the reality is that monsters and even guardians are a complete non-threat in present day, for some unexplained (stupid) reason. 100 years in medieval-fantasy, that's a few generations of pretty much fuck all happening, so people got used to it. I mean shit, a stray dog or a methhead might attack me walking in downtown Atlanta, but I'm still gonna walk, with some precaution. Shit, real life cities are more dangerous than Hyrule lol.
I have never in my life seen a more pussywhipped antagonistic group than the variety of enemies in BotW/TotK. It's like the Disney Kids of video games, and this shit is rated what? E10+ or T? I was so surprised by Sonia getting her back broken (heh) because holy fuck, somebody is actually shown on-screen getting their shit fucked up by somebody or something that's supposed to be a villain. It was like finding a droplet of water while lost in Gerudo Desert.
Then I remembered how stupid the context was and laughed along with Ganondorf. Fuck me what a shitshow.

>>724907771
I was gonna disagree, but you make a good point. If Ganon's demonic legions, his robotic divine beasts, the hundreds of guardians, and every other miscellaneous enemy, couldn't wipe out some leftover hylians and zora and gorons, then he's barely a threat at all. Made even worse when Ganondorf in the sequel is supposedly ten times more powerful, but he's just as ineffectual.

>>724900993
Cannot wait for AI to implode on itself

>>724901308
It's okay when men do it

>>724903000
Holy fuck, never in our lives but imagine

>The Legend of Link, reason it’s titled this is that this will cement him as, not so much a Hero but as an unforgettable figure throughout the annals of time
>The whole plot of the game is him effectively going straight for Zelda, jugular style once and for all as the catalyst for a lot of fucking problems
>Ganon in this realm/canon either aids Link or is ultimately forced against him in the grand finale as Link is now COMPLETELY a source of Spartan-Esque power after having cut through most of the plot and its challenges
>endgame consists of Link having beheaded both Zelda, Ganon and any other fuck in the lore stupid enough to have challenged Link
>Master Sword looks off, like hateful levels of off (jagged edges, blood stained to hell)


Like I said, the first 20 mins of the game would bait but make it dead clear it’s more Adult themed in nature with Link starting off as he usually does but with a clear intent on killing Zelda

I’m sure even with a Billion dollars to give to Nintendo, they’d never think of doing jt

>>724907953
Any year now.

>>724900503 (OP)
I don't know what that is but this zelda animation is pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXRRQxJwpnM

>>724908572
This but unironically

>>724907953
Keep dreaming it won't happen

janny are you ok?

>>724907398
>It is either white countries, Indian, middle eastern or Northern Africa

Why I am not surprised?

Like all of my Chinese/Japanese AV torrent sites, no one ever seed blacked or purely interracial stuff even though they upload plenty of classic Euro porn

It has to be a low IQ thing

>>724902025
>>724902297
It's just really porn.
Porn makers make 2 characters who interact in any meaningful way fuck without a damn. Even if it's cuck shit.
Most porn artists don't know that Hornet and Ghost from hollow knight are siblings yet the two are the majority porn couple in HK.

>>724902789
Damn ganon looking zesty

>>724900503 (OP)
Who's the op artist?

Zesty

>>724909254
Keep dreaming of clean drinking water Rakesh, it’ll distract you from that giant AI gdp bubble forming behind you

>>724900503 (OP)
I like how Link was cheating on her multiple times in that animation but it's apparently an issue if she does it once.

>>724910534
>Most porn artists don't know that Hornet and Ghost from hollow knight are siblings
oh trust me THEY KNOW

guys, it's porn
it was an erotic fan animation
it isn't reality
it's not canon to the game, to the lore, to anything
it's something some guy drew and that's it

>>724911202
B-but it's demoralizing!!

>>724900503 (OP)
he should have chosen the fish

>>724902025
He wanted a realistic portrayal of women.

are they seriously going to let a cuck porn thread reach bump limit

what the fuck is even this board at this point

>>724907398
>Ethiopia is #7
I don't know why that made me laugh so hard.

>>724910418
>any of those countries
>white

>>724902025

Zelda was still a dragon, Ganon fucked the lookalike.

>>724902789
That is the saddest portrayal of link I've ever seen.
Artist is a total faggot

>>724904595
Bots and zero effort trolls

>>724900503 (OP)
she is angry because link turned out to be the superior slut

>>724903797
they don't call it the devil's threesome for nothing

>>724904595
hatred of white couples

>>724911202
Tell that to Kratos posters

>>724902789
zelda is drawn fine as FUCK in this pic

>>724911124
>I like how Link w-AAAAAAAACCCCKKKKK!!!

I have a theory that cannot be disproved. Anyone who likes NTR is gay, no matter what. Let me explain
So, with regular porn, you either have two people, normally a man and a woman. You don't know anything besides this fact, and they fuck. It's simple.
Now, you have NTR porn. It's like regular porn, but you know the dude is getting cucked. Why would you watch NTR porn for just a dude getting cucked? As people who claim to be straight and look at NTR, they put a lot of emphasis on having a dude be a cuck. Why is this you may ask? It's because dudes who enjoy NTR are actually wanting to be the dude. They need another dude in their life. They need to see that man fuck. They need to see themselves watching the man fuck the chick, which they wish it was them being fucked. They are wishing they can be taken, not the taked.
Therefore, anyone who likes NTR is actually gay. There is no exception to this, and it is fact.
NTR is for gay men. End of story

I live in the Republic of Ireland and I want to buy this Link figure. What are the odds of customs seizing it? Manga and images of underage characters are illegal here and are on the same level as CP

>>724900503 (OP)
Built for BBC (Big Bokoblin Cock)

>>724900503 (OP)
I have botw/ totk nuZelda fatigue. Im tired of her seeing her

>>724913078
They might hold it, someone will see it and snort but realize the figure is adult man, to which it's cleared. Maybe pay a clearance fee before they alllow it to be delivered to you.

>>724913356
Isn't Link 17 years old in BOTW/TOTK though? 18 is the legal age here. Do you think they would seize it anyway due to it being sexual?

>>724913127
Sexo

>>724913078
>Censor bar over crotch
>Exposed image of cock anyway on the left
kek

>>724907953
>can't wait for the factory to implode on itself
>can't wait for electricity to implode on itself
>can't wait for the internet to implode on itself
Go pick nuts and berries or something.

>>724911303
Agreed

>>724904595
longnose antics

>>724913421
They take in so many packages, whoever looks at it won't flag you for it. The fact he's naked might cause a pause in discretion but he looks the part. I would never buy it due to my own preferences but you're in the clear. Say it were toon Link, well... you get my point.

With how much art there is of femboy link I'm surprised no one has just made their low polly game about not-link the femboy elf fuckboy already.

why are amerimutts and tendies like this?

>>724905754
JOHN CENA

>>724904595
nu-4chan culture, no wonder this site is losing to sharty and reddit

>>724906407
>With shotas
KYS immediately.

>>724913078
Its a guy so they probably won't care

>>724910418
>It has to be a low IQ thing
It's a jewish thing. There are heavy special interests who want interracial to be popular in specifically white countries and the countries that migrate to them.

>>724913078
>What are the odds of customs seizing it?
Exceedingly high. The only way they don't seize it is if your package doesn't get chosen for inspection.
Talk to whichever company you plan on buying from and ask them what their procedures are when dealing with a country that has laws as strict as yours.

It's always a gamble.

DON'T LOOK, GANONCHADS!