Thread 724902836

>every single encounter is a QTE string
>they don't do anything else
>none of the actual moves matter because everything boils down to the parry
you retards can't be serious

>>724902836 (OP)
>this faggot never played Paper Mario or Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga

>>724902836 (OP)
what's the matter, game too fast for you lil unc?

Filtered

daily E33 cope

>>724902929
If anything it's the opposite. You aren't required to think at all, it's all just parry based. It's inane.

unironically git gud

>>724902927
POST PLAYTIME FAGGOT

>>724903375
It’s like a 30 hour game bro

>>724902893
>"this is one-note and boring, how can anyone that isn't brown do this for more than 10hrs?"
>"MAD MAD YOU MAD LOLE"
yeah you're brown

>>724902927
At least those games are actually fun and weren't heralded as the best thing ever

>>724902927
I did play those, they're good, that's why I don't like this soulless frogslop

>>724902836 (OP)
>you retards can't be serious
They aren't serious, if they told you the bullshit you quoted. You will find out when you play it one day. When it's out on the Switch 2.

>>724902893
>>724902929
>>724902942
>>724903198
>>724903342
Indian shills have arrived

offense is still like the average JRPG
defense however is a QTE though yeah
it's fun to play but i hope it doesn't become a trend (it will)

>>724902836 (OP)
>>724903301
If you don't want to parry, you can make a build that allows that and play the game entirely without parrying or dodging. It's not at all required.
Similarly, if you don't want to plan shit, you can just play the game as a sekiro-like parrying everything with barely any thought put into your build aside from spending attribute and skill points and maybe picking some utility luminas.

>>724902836 (OP)
It's the last of us of jrpgs. The same people that called last of us a revolutionary game for the stealth genre are saying that about this shit with regards to turn based games. Just tourist slop for people who don't actually play games and spend all their time watching podcasts about industry culture war shit.

>>724902836 (OP)
I also play games I have no interest in because I saw a bunch of threads on /v/, and I also get angry when I discover that the game doesn't appeal to my personal sensibilities.

>>724903603
yes you indian ubishills who shit on this game because it put ubisoft to shame

>>724903581
Actual ESL

>>724903603
cope ubijeet

>>724903603
>make retarded post
>people rightfully call you a retard
>muh shills

>>724903603
>you like what I don't, therefore you're... let me check... niggers, no... trannies, nah... jews, old... ah, right, Indians
>despite there being literal objective proof that it's the E33 haters who are Indian

>>724903731
Point out what's wrong with that post, native speaker who can't properly end a sentence.

>>724903654
But there's no encounter that introduces any challenge other than parry, it's either that or delete the enemy with a OHKO hit. Sure I can do a move with a fire animation or another one with a light animation that changes my stance and gives me a flimflam buff. But the actual encounter itself is only offering one core challenge, and that's "this enemy will strike and then pause for XYZ amount of time, then it'll strike twice with a half second delay, and then it'll sweep". It gets old the same way a platformer would if every single level was just "jump over this lava pit with fireballs shooting out of it" 500 times in a row.

>>724903912
The fact that you can't read a greentext. But hey, congrats on using periods in your posts rashmeet

>>724903934
So, you didn't actually play the game lol

>>724904070
I'm not OP so idk how much of it he's played, could be baiting for all ik, but I beat Simon and Clea and the only thing I didn't do was that tower

>>724904070
Why can't you people ever just accept that the game is boring to anyone that's played more than 5 games in their lifetime? It's always "heh knew it, you didn't even play it" exactly like The Last of Us 2 shills used to do when we made fun of the dogshit story and boring ass gameplay. And then once someone shows you that they did give the game a fair shot and came away disappointed, you chimp out and resort to the "heh so ermmm you HATED the game yet still beat it? Hmmm curious"

>>724904016
If it wasn't obvious, I used the way he formatted his shitpost against him. Originally, greentext means quoting. So, it's as if he's quoting what someone had said to him and then replying to them with "you retards can't be serious".
With this explanation you should be able to understand even with your overwhelmingly low IQ.

>>724904438
Gaming's the most anti-intellectual brainlet-welcoming philistine-infested anti-gatekeeper medium there is, so it's only natural that it gets invaded by people who debate like that. It's like arguing with a middle schooler throwing a tantrum.

>>724904527
No I know that's what you want to imagine you tried to do, because you're a redditor tourist, I get that. What I'm wondering is how a manlet like you copes with being sub 6ft tall

>>724904714
See: >>724904587
>It's like arguing with a middle schooler throwing a tantrum.

>>724903934
A lot of fights have gimmicks that don't involve parrying. Off the top of my head, Goblu has the flowers, Ult Sakapatate has the shield, Lampmaster has the lamps, enemies in Frozen Hearts have the ice/fire swap mechanic and Sirene has the mind control mechanic.

>>724904917
>everyone that doesn't like the UE5 parryslop to which I've attached my sense of self in lieu of being able to father children is a switch lover
>I'm the grown up
yep. manlet genes hard at work. though you do sound incredibly old I'll give you that.

>>724904978
But gimmicks aren't on par with core mechanics, they're flavor distractions at best and nuisances at worst. The whole gameplay design is just speedbumps. I just don't find it acceptable that a turn based game wouldn't offer a single encounter in the main quest that offers actual strategic challenge. And I'm sorry man but "shoot the lamps in the right order" isn't particularly taxing LSAT-level strategic challenge.

It would've been okay if it were a 5 hour long game but that gameplay system for 30 hours (and that's just if you beeline the story and ignore side stuff) is mindnumbingly braindead. Like marathoning marvel movies, if you aren't a retard your eyes glaze over.

>>724905387
thank you for the greasy hair and hooked nose, "white" brvther :)

>>724904438
I guarantee you that I have played more games than you.
>>724905280
Yes and Counter-Strike has no strategic depth because you're just clicking on heads every round. You can reduce any game down to its core functions and make the same claims. This isn't a real critique of anything.

>>724906012
Ofc you'd make that comparison, you ape. What's expedition 33's equivalent to CS's positioning? Nevermind the difference in mechanical precision between a fast CS match versus a braindead "this is meant for blacks who lack a frontal lobe" parryslop game of Simon says that goes on for 30 fucking hours with barely any variation.

>>724906012
But the challenge in counter strike comes from other players and their maneuvers. Are you dull? A more fitting comparison for e33 would be to compare it to a carnival shooting game where nothing moves and you just take shots at the targets in the same boring manner over and over and over again. The point is the lack of variety.

>>724902836 (OP)
If you parry, you're home free
If you don't, you get team wiped
Strategizing doesn't matter anywhere close to as much as parrying
Ofc normalfags eat this shit up

>>724902836 (OP)
Its a decent film but a shitty game.

>>724902836 (OP)
sounds like the game isn't for you!
thats alright you are an adult and can make decisions on how to spend your time. try doing that instead?

>>724902836 (OP)
>every single encounter is a QTE string
you're a QTE string
>they don't do anything else
you don't do anything else
>none of the actual moves matter because everything boils down to the parry
you don't matter

>>724902836 (OP)
0 days since /v/ cried about this game

>>724902836 (OP)
Complete nonsense, you can literally never parry or dodge the moment you get Sciel including preventing any enemy in the game from having a single turn

Just hit that refund button bro.
Yes the gameplay is terrible and super boring but you knew that when you bought it.

You don't have to parry anything beyond the 40% mark

>>724902836 (OP)
Metaphor is just better.

>>724902836 (OP)
Finally completed this today (did simon as well) and if anything with all the hype it feels like this still doesnt get praised enough, absolutely prison rapes all snoyshit and other "cinematic" games when it comes to the story, dialogue and acting but the gameplay is also insanely good and engaging even if flawed and inherently filters thirdie kids like OP with no internal monologue

>>724902836 (OP)
acquire skill

>>724907697
Why are you posting in this catty tone? Are you a child or a fag?

>>724905519
LMAO look at the state of you.

>>724909274
whitebro why did Trump whore his daughter out to jews? why did king nick have to be half Mexican? Why can't we have kids :(

>>724907791
Hope the suicides are livestreamed on Dec 11.

>>724908661
Why are white women drawn to having kids that don't have any internal monologue? Will we finally be able to change their minds once guillaume "the white man marches on" broche lifts the GOTY trophy on stage at the game awards and goes "for those... who le come after" thanks to the transsexual game journalists on the jury deciding to award him? Will our women finally come to their senses when expedition 33 is anointed by the gay journalists at gamespot and ign as the game that revived the white man's spirit? Please bro, I need some whitepills, give me some hope brvther :'(

>>724909429
if only the mexicans who spam that user vote were the ones voting

>>724909429
You are in every single E33 thread, saying the same thing, posting the same images, every single day of your life

This is so fucking hilarious thank you for the laugh

>>724909720
lmao he's gonna call you a tendie, bring up race, or tell you to kill yourself because the awards mean that much to him
all over some french diarrhea LOL

>>724909615
>>724909720
Just promise me you'll live stream it, anons.

>>724909819
>>724909780
LMAO CALLED IT

>>724909429
>games critics and journalists are gay furry woke trannies who want to destroy the white race but please please please I'm begging them to give GOTY to my whitepilled kusoge so I can feel like I personally succeeded for once in my life

>>724902836 (OP)
it's QTE slop for a monkey so they think they're good at vidya

>>724909819
how do you deal with the fact that you're below 6 feet tall, anon? Idk what that's like, tell us how you cope with it, besides praying for a GOTY win at a show determined by homosexual outlets like ign and gamespot and eurogamer and gamerant etc

>>724910007
You're seething off the rails, anon.

>>724902836 (OP)
the story is great but yeah the battle system is stupid. why did they even bother making it "turn based "

>>724902836 (OP)
I ended up playing the game and the parry system wasn't too hard so i started searching for other parry based games

How hard is sekiro compared to this game?

>>724911281
the parrying in e33 is unironically 10 times harder than in sekiro, but sekiro is still probably harder overall

>>724906746
>>724906876
You could make this same argument for every single game. Using reductivism to critique a game speaks to an immature mind.
>positioning in count-strike
Oh you mean you just move and click on the head? You don't apply your logic evenly because you're not interested in critiquing the game, you are interested in disliking the game. You are not even half as clever as you think, anon.

>>724902836 (OP)
>they hated him because he told the truth

>>724902836 (OP)
correct, the gameplay is complete ass.
but somehow it saved the white race, so you can't criticize it on /v/ - groyping.

>>724911668
All you're doing is chimping out and going "uhhh your approach is wrong because I can misapply it to another game like a retard" instead of actually arguing anything. And you're doing it because you're a feminine person thats attached his sense of self to this POS boring game.

>>724911668
What's complex or interesting or rewarding about having to shoot lamplighter's handful of lamps in the right order that they light up? What's great about goblu's flowers? If the game has encounters that feature impressive strategic challenges, describe them. Just stop bitching and describe the actual encounters in the game where any of the enemies do anything that goes beyond "hit the parry button at the right time".

Of course you won't do this, because you're a terribly insecure neurotic jewy mutt, and engaging earnestly would be tantamount to some kind of surrender in your neurotic mutt brain.

>>724912891
they hated him because he's a pleb

>>724902836 (OP)
It marketed itself as a JRPG, what did you expect? It's not like JRPGs ever involved the tactical strategy of XCOM.

>>724902836 (OP)
If something gets astroturfed hard enough, some people start buying into it and I think that's what happened here.
Funny how the board complains about soulslop, parryslop, and rollslop, but the JRPG with Dark Souls dodging and Sekiro parrying mechanics is supposed to be universally loved and without any flaws.

>>724916553
Don't forget that unlike Fromsoft games, in E33 you can't move around or do anything else while the enemy is attacking. There's no spacing involved whatsoever. All you can do is watch them attack you.

>>724902836 (OP)
Fell for the shill game

>>724915680
You parried the attacks that required you to jump? You parried gradient attacks?

if it actually doesnt win GOTY we fucking riot

>none of the actual moves matter because everything boils down to the parry
Except the game's been beaten on the hardest difficulty, beating all bosses (Simon included), where you're not allowed to parry or gradient counter. Have you tried not being a shitter?

>>724917491
you are just parrying with a different button

>why doesnt this shooting game let me do anything but shoot at the enemies
>why doesnt this fighting game let me do anything but punch the enemies
>why doesnt this strategy game let me do anything but give orders

>>724917152
>zoomoid learns about turn-based combat for the first time
anti-E33 browns aren't sending their best, as usual

OP is a fag many such cases

>>724917596
How much of that playthrough was grinding levels and scrobbling up every little last piece of upgrade material?
OP is half right, but the thing he left out is that the game is also just a really boring number check, too. Are the numbers on your pictos, weapon upgrade, and character level big enough? Congrats, you get to breeze through this encounter.

the problem is that by the act 3 the games become so fucking stupid with how many parry’s you need to do, there are some bosses where you have to do 12+ parry’s in a row

>>724917849
you actually choose the JRPG in which grinding doesnt matter that much, with the right pictos you can be underleveled and beat stuff much stronger than you

>>724917849
Not very much, outside of the very beginning. However, I'm referring to ymah's video and that's a guy who does insane shit like beating Dark Souls without walking.

>>724916553
>Funny how the board complains about soulslop, parryslop, and rollslop, but the JRPG with Dark Souls dodging and Sekiro parrying mechanics is supposed to be universally loved and without any flaws.
It's because this is the white man's game, the white man being unemployed fat millennial manlets who watch culture war podcasts instead of playing games. Those other games are weebslop so they're valid targets

>>724917152
Wanting to constantly move around is a nonwhite trait. Jews move around constantly. If you're a white man, you stand your ground, just like gustave does, just like verso does. For those... Who come after. You just wouldn't get it, just like Joker.

People have done 3-4 BILLION damage and they weren't parries, so whoever says only parries matter hasn't played the game, or is using shit character builds.

>>724917491
Can you make one single post that isn't neurotic or catty? Unironically posting like a resetera tranny

>>724917596
And souls games have been beaten with bongo drums but no one ever feels the need to resort to bringing that up when breaking down the faults or merits of those games you ape. The frog devs couldn't design a single challenge that amounts to anything beyond simonsays and you can't argue against that.

>>724917735
Glad you agree that E33 is a parryslop game for black retards who love the dopamine hit they get from seeing a parry animation after hitting one button at the right time for over thirty hours, because their DNA precludes them from having any standards or taste whatsoever

>>724902836 (OP)
Just get through act 1 and it'll get good.

>>724902836 (OP)
snoy's first paper mario

>>724918696
nintoddller's first legend of dragoon

>>724902836 (OP)
another jeet, filtered

>>724918343
Do the enemies offer any challenge besides being a simonsays machine? Because all you're saying is "just go into the fight and stendhal the enemy before they can do anything" which says nothing of the enemy strategies or mechanics. Yeah you can fire up any game, give yourself a trainer that gives you infinite damage or use a glitch that gives you one hit kill power and then just wipe everything. That doesn't say anything about the designers' work on the encounters.

>>724918883
POST PLAYTIME FAGGOT
SANDFALL MUST SECURE THE EXISTENCE OF MY 3 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER SAAR

>>724902836 (OP)
I don't get the point of the QTEs when you attack
No human is ever going to miss one of those so why even have it?

>>724919847
you need something to make the zoomer don’t fall at sleep, that’s why you have to constantly do quick time event and parries, if not the game its just a boring jrpg fr fr

>>724902836 (OP)
You are brown.

>>724919847
dont forget you can also set it to do it for you

>>724918465
You're simultaneously pissing and shitting your pants because you're too shit at the game to parry, while also claiming it's too easy. Pick a lane when shitposting about this game, Ramjeet. You can't argue both sides.

>>724919847
To give the illusion of gameplay.
I just would have preferred if it was just regular ass turn based, ATB, RTwP, or action based, felt like it was trying to straddle lines, but I found it really unengaging.
I just think its not my kind of game at the end of the day. Plenty of other stuff people like that I don't, I try not to get hung up on it.

You can beat the game on the highest difficulty without dodging or parrying, I did it this way cause I didn't wanna do it

>>724919847
>I don't get the point of the QTEs when you attack
>No human is ever going to miss one of those so why even have it?
Because there's plenty of subhumans that have flooded into gaming, like the people who love this game. For them, QTEs are the pinnacle of the medium. They're no different from the people who called Last of Us the greatest game ever made when it came out and said that it was revolutionary for the stealth genre.

>>724920345
POST PLAYTIME JEETFAGGOT

>>724920345
Anon I have a question, how excited do you get when you imagine the hooknosed French dev being handed GOTY by the pajeet and tranny games journos that make up Geoff's jury at the game awards? I imagine it's going to be the single greatest thing that's ever happened to you in your entire life, and a real win for the white race to be recognized by jeets like Tamoor Hussain from gamespot and Lena hafer from IGN and so on. Are you giddy with excitement? Do you imagine it might make up for the lack of an actual family or career? New personally I think the white race is going to be so freaking backerino once that happens, I just can't help but jump for joy :)

>>724921071
More buzzwords please.

>>724903448
I mean they were then best things ever though. It was the most soulful Mario ever was except maybe for the 2 other rpg series and Mario peaked there.

>>724921169
Yo, Anon, my most triumphant dude! I gotta ask, how bodaciously stoked are you gonna be when your fave game dev totally snags Game of the Year, man? Like, picture it: the lights, the hype, the dial-up buzzing in the background as the crowd goes full-on AOL chatroom meltdown! That’s some next-level gnarly stuff right there!

I bet you’ll be sitting at your beige CRT monitor, Mountain Dew in hand, screaming ‘HECK YEAH!’ loud enough to crash Netscape, bro! It’s gonna be the ultimate win, like when you finally beat that impossible boss after 37 continues.

Dude, this is the kind of radical victory that makes the whole internet do the wave — pixel by pixel! So grab your floppy disks, slap on those wraparound shades, and get ready to surf the web of glory, my friend. The hype train is leaving the station — and it’s running on pure dial-up energy!

>>724920725
>For them, QTEs are the pinnacle of the medium

Always were

>>724920709
Yeah the game literally tells you that you don't need to master parrying on normal difficulty before you even start the game. So I just managed my pictos and lumina and ignored it till like act 3 when I finally got OK at doing it. And I didn't really change my build much because I get hit 45% of the time or by certain enemies.

I would love for Clea Dessendre to hold me tight and kiss me on the cheek

>>724920002
>you need something to make the zoomer don’t fall at sleep

Are you trying to pretend to be ESL to piss me off or are you legitimately ESL?

>>724921586
Become a painter

>>724902836 (OP)
Now you know why e33 is the designated tourist sloppa of the year

>>724921806
>sloppa

If someone said this to me in real life I would cut you.

>>724921889
Typical Brazilian e33 fan chimpout

>>724922279
nice try ranjesh, obviously no brown can truly appreciate this masterpiece

>>724921356
>an essay of text that says nothing
I know you pajeets are a cheater and an image over performance race but holy hell

I like turn based games.
I like parry systems.
I like E33.

I'm about to go to bed and I'm gonna think about Clea while I go to sleep. She's so beautiful and strong and she would take care of me.

>>724918206
>ymah's video

Why do you faggots have to insert your gay ass eceleb everytime? It was done just a few weeks after release. There's no need to put a retard's name in it that was even 5 months late.

>those three mentally broken fags still, over 6 months later, waste their days seething about the game
If you still needed proof this game is kino, it's this exactly. Best games always have dedicated schizos.

>>724926545
>If you still needed proof this game is kino,
any human being with a soul (read: White man) knew it was kino based on the reveal trailer and the couple songs they released at the time

Sekiro is also nothing but QTEs by this logic.

Dark Souls is nothing but QTEs by this logic.

Any action or fighting games are QTEs by this logic.

>>724902836 (OP)
There is basically two ways to approach the end game. The first is to look up a guide, invest 99 points in the most important stat, ignore the other uses stats, and crush enemies in a few hits. The other is to play the game naturally, learn the few DDR patterns, and breeze through the game.
It's not meant to be challenging, just easily abused or childishly repetitive.

>>724926795
>by this logic
there is no logic. they are melaninoids seething about a White mans game that they are incapable of appreciating due to their lack of souls mogging the faggot games they like. and tendoids that can't play it, of course, but that goes without saying.

>>724926795
>brown obviously can't understand nuance
jeetspedition 33 indeed

>>724904438
name ten better turn based RPGs.

>>724927094
>still trying this false flag
it's never going to work, rakesh. give it up. not a single person has ever bought this shit. the first minute of the initial trailer told everyone this game is for Whites.

>>724927160
Pokemon 1
Pokemon 2
Pokemon 3
Pokemon 4
Pokemon 5
Pokemon 6
Pokemon 7
Digimon 1
Pokemon 8
Pokemon 9

>>724902836 (OP)
I'm gonna be totally honest with you anon, I don't think you did start playing a game a year after it came out without even knowing the basic premise of the combat. I think you're lying on the internet.

>>724927179
Why do you still insist on trying to pass yourself off as a member of the master race, poojeet? Take your UE5 trash and fuck off to the scam call center where you belong

>>724927221
No I just thought that the game would actually evolve beyond it's basic combat premise. Turns out the french are just too soulless and subhuman to manage that.

>>724927280
name your top 5 jrpgs.

>>724909548
>started christianity
>no fap in 1/2 months
>1/2 months
Poor dude is basically mentally retarded.

>>724927280
Welcome to 2025 nerd, every game is a soulslike now. Don't like parry mechanics? Shouldn't have been born in Miyazaki's timeline. Honestly even though its my GOTD, I totally get where actual jrpg fans are coming from being salty. Most popular recent entry in a dead genre being a complete departure from what people liked about them and basically ensuring every new release is going to follow it must suck. Still think you're lying though

>>724909548
I know "started Christianity" like its a fad diet is what gets attention in this post, but I also find the "starting nofap in 1/2 months" funny. Something about basically saying "I'm going to continue jerking off for another 2 weeks then stop" cracks me up.

>played e33
>almost never parry
>have enjoyed most of it
>only bad part was today in post game where I went to two large areas which were weirdly unlike any other part of the game, but all the enemies were low level, but for some reason there was so many that it actually started to get droning.
>got some good pictos like die on battle start and death bomb so it basically feels like earthbound where you just instantly defeat low level mobs now

>>724902836 (OP)
>I hate paper mario gameplay
why didn't you just say so?
>>724903542
Soulless tendie, it's the same

>>724902836 (OP)
>>724903607
>>724909932
Not one of you know what QTEs actually are. QTEs are when the button comes up on screen with some kind of timer that shows when you have to press it. Having to look at the enemy animation and determine the moment you have to parry with no solid indication of that is not a QTE. It's a parry. If you count it as a QTE then every game where you have to press a specific button at a specific time is a QTE.

>>724916553
>astroturfed
I've asked this multiple times and not ONE of you retards has STILL managed to answer me. How did a tiny AA studio afford a months long shilling campaign with weekly threads that get hundreds of posts here on /v/, when massive AAA publishers like sony, ea, ubisoft, etc apparently can't afford that? Could it be that this game is actually good and people liked it and want to talk about it, while most AAA games are slop that no one wants to talk about?

>>724917370
Feel free to impress me and answer >>724930875

>>724930705
this. qtes only show up when u have to attack but you can automate them if you want.

>>724902836 (OP)
>every single encounter is a QTE string
the tutorial explicitly shows you you can dodge or parry virtually every attack
what the fuck did you expect?
>none of the actual moves matter because everything boils down to the parry
>game had to add built in health mods because people were one shotting endgame bosses

>>724917849
>grinding levels and scrobbling up every little last piece of upgrade material
Kinda like every JRPG ever?
>the game is also just a really boring number check, too
The game is the least number check JRPG ever. It involves actual skill with parrying. With normal JRPGs, taking damage is unavoidable so you have to make sure you're either fast enough to win before dying, strong enough to hurt the enemy more than he does you, or durable enough to take less damage from the enemy than the enemy does from you. At the end of the day it boils down to a simple "Are you doing more damage to the enemy than the enemy is doing to you?" number check. With this game, your skill matters and can make up for you having worse numbers than the enemy. If you're good enough, you can make the numbers irrelevant.

>>724918465
>And souls games have been beaten with bongo drums but no one ever feels the need to resort to bringing that up when breaking down the faults or merits of those games
If someone was using the fact that you can't beat dark souls with a bongo drum as a fault of the game, then yes, bringing up the fact that you can is relevant to the discussion. Same here with someone complaining that you need to parry. Bringing up that you actually don't is entirely relevant.

Is there any real reason they had to have a freemason reference in the name of the game? I don't wanna hear that I'm wrong either, fuck off with that.

>>724930875
>40 francs have been deposited in to your account

>so you hate paper Mario?
Yes it's also shit.

>>724918002
>the main mechanic of the game becomes more complex over time as you get better at it
What a genius discovery. I never noticed that.

>>724931305
>still no answer

Parry is one of the worst mechanics conceived and its being forced into every game and genre now because retards think that pressing button when the light flashes up is the peak of videogame design.

>>724902836 (OP)
>>every single encounter is a QTE string
You can literally ignore it even in the highest difficult setting

>>724905280
Name ONE RPG which has an actual strategic challenge

>more mention of mario than legend of dragoon

tell me it's not tendies seething over this game

>>724903198
E33 was 9/11 for FFfags. Even after E33 fans have moved on, FFfags will not. They'll be seething forever.
There is literally no reason for anyone to be mad about E33. A small (white) team made a good game not based on an existing IP and it was a hit. It's the only truly feel good game industry story we've had in a decade. It's a miracle it happened in the middle of the worst hellscape the medium has ever gone through. The ONLY reason to be mad about it is if you're a FF retard who is threatened by its mere existence. They also have no reason to seethe at Metaphor. Nobody else even gives a shit about Metaphor. Only FFfags talk about Metaphor. But E33 committed the unforgiveable crime of being popular.

>>724932306
they must've lost it when nomura posted this

>>724904438
Probably because you can't even one shot anything until after the fight with the second to last story boss. The game specifically prevents it.

>>724932239
The Legend of the Dragoon is a billion years old, and Mario & Luigi have games that are a bit more recent, so yeah, people are going to use it as a comparison more..
Also, additions are more complicated than attacks E33 or M&L. I was sad when I found that E33 only had two button presses for every attack, and no chance for an enemy counter to mix up which button to press.

>>724932712
>The Legend of the Dragoon is a billion years old

i forgot i'm surrounded by zoomers

>>724902836 (OP)
another filtered pleb and/or straight up liar

>>724932712
it's because tendies are mad they can't play this you fucking retard

>>724932757
really fucking sad but true

>>724932239
mario did it first and mario is obviously a bigger deal you insecure fag.

>>724918586
>just get through act 1 (the best one) before it becomes a slog and uninstall

Yeah I know.

>>724902836 (OP)
/v/ is dogshit at games and has a melty anytime something actually challenging comes along
And so the french storyslop with some barely present combat that even journos can breeze through is perfect for them. Tailored for trannies, women and dadgamers

the seethe never ends

>>724902836 (OP)
Are you >>724866306 by any chance?
>none of the actual moves matter
I see you're not actually past the prologue.

>>724927715
Blame every jrpg being the same animeslop skillspam fest instead of E33

>>724932306
I'm not a particular fan of FF, neither I dislike it, since I was never interested in the genre, so I'm genuinely curious to know why this game would be 9/11 for FF fans.

>>724903301
>it's all just parry based.
Have you tried engaging with the game's other mechanics? You know, like character builds? Yes, you can skill your way through the game. You can also build characters to have armor and HP so that parrying isn't needed at all.

>>724903934
>there's no encounter that introduces any challenge other than parry

>>724905280
>taxing LSAT-level strategic challenge
Blue Prince has a 30 minute open book final exam as a precursor to the late game. Only 10% of players have an A+ on the exam. Maybe that's the kind of game you'd prefer? LSAT-level strategic challenges aren't typically part of the ROLE PLAYING GAME experience.

>>724930705
>QTEs are when the button comes up on screen with some kind of timer that shows when you have to press it.
So... jump-based counters? Or gradient counters?

>>724903709
/thread

>>724903802
there are proofs? Also why indians would care at all about that game?

>>724935608
E33 is the game that proved you don't need to hire thousands of indians to make it

you can just take the hits if you want, you probably won't die on normal mode

>>724935541
No. Jump counters have the trigger icon show up, but you still need to look at the enemy animation to know when to jump. As far as I remember, gradient counters don't have a button prompt. Even if they do, it's still not a QTE because you still need to study the enemy animation to know when to press the button.

why does this game send nintendo fans into a frenzy?

>>724902836 (OP)
Do your parents hate you? Why do you want attention from people on the internet?

>>724918549
>play video game
>hit button at the right time for over 30 hours
>win
Maybe you just hate video games?

>>724909720
>>724909780
why is this samefagging tendie retard so confused over someone wanting to talk about a game he enjoyed playing?

I replayed and finished the game a second time. It was 1am and im not ashamed to say that out of ~150 story games this is the only one to have made me cry

>>724934656
So you beat Simon, I presume?

Everyone that says that parrying is super relevant and important has NOT played the game. Or is a complete dumb retard who doesn't know how to play RPGs.

I played this game expecting it to be full of super intense skill based boss battles that required learning enemy patterns and reacting accordingly and oh boy, it was far from what happens in this game.

Even playing on the hardest difficulty it's super easy to make a broken build and absolutely curb stomp everything without having to parry or dodge shit.

From builds that do insanely amounts of damage and kills everything too fast from builds that makes your character basically immortal, and heck there are even builds about dying and triggering various effects and winning from literally dying. You don't even need to grind anything to become OP, it happens naturally.

There are hundreds of videos of streamers and e-celebs beating the hardest boss of the game without having to deal with his move set by parrying or dodging. In fact, the vast majority of the players who killed the hardest boss did it without parrying or dodging his attacks. It's just much much more easy to just nuke him. And again, you don't even need to look up super niche builds to do it, it's super easy and various builds can do it.

>>724936349
NTA, but I'm sure they did. They nuked him without even having seeing his phase 3 because it's that easy.

>>724936430
i beat simon by parrying him on x5 hp took me about 45 attempts combined and 2 days, i had to do 2x gommage nuke and 1 end slice just to get him to phase 3 after that I parried everything, it was honestly the most fun I had in an endgame type of boss with isshin coming close

the game has a balancing weakness, its very easy to get overleved and broken on the main game, not only that but making a build isnt super complex, i made some up myself and was pretty strong. replaying it on ng+ and giving x5 x10 hp to mobs and bosses made it more fun and hard and honestly the ideal and best way to play the game since the story also becomes more coherent and you understand all the hints

>>724902836 (OP)
I really wanted to like this game but the combat is god awful. Just give me the good old 4 niggas in a row combat. Turn based combat is all about making decisions at a relaxed pace. I hate parry bullshit with passion.

>>724936567
You have my respect, you did truly beat the game. But you had to go out of your way to actually have to parry. The vast majority of people will beat Simon without having to learn his moveset and timings.

>>724936860
Beating him at 5x hp without parrying or one shotting would be harder

>>724936567
>72 mln highest damage
highest damage I can do at lvl 89 is around 7 mln with Maelle... is this some 100 Foretell consumed bullshit or am I missing some really broken builds?

>>724937842
the most dmg I ever did was 150 million with sciel's end slice + martenon
and the most with maelle was i think 104 million

I did it by applying mark, greater powerful, virtuose stance and double damage from sciel, with the lvl 3 gradient gommage, and I went maximum damage pictos. it takes some time to set it all up and you need a little luck

>>724902836 (OP)
YOU WILL PARRY EVERY MOVE AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY

>>724903445
>calling people brown for not liking a game that is 100% developed by white people
I would defend this game even if it were 1 mob type the entire game just to spite you jeets. Stick to Ubislop and Sqaure Jeetnix.

>>724938335
Its actually hilarious seeing just how many street shitters "worked" on bangladesh fantasy 7 demake according to the credits, no wonder theyre in overdrive panicking and pissing while scrambling to defame E33 at all costs

>>724902893
I was promised a turn based w/jrpg. Instead I got parryslop

>>724936430
t.put all of his lumina into Maelle and started each fight in virtuous stance

>>724939595
You didn't. You chose to play the turn based JRGP by parrying every turn. You could also play it by putting thought into your builds and creating a build that doesn't require you to parry. Although, if you had ever actually played turn based JRPGs, that would come naturally to you.

I boughted this game and the combat is so bad I can't finish it.

>>724939595
you dont even understand what an RPG is because youre a brown child from some shithole country who cant picture a photorealistic apple in your head

>>724902836 (OP)
it's ok for Act 1 imo but the mechanical difficulty peaks very quickly, you realise what pattern you want to follow for each character and the only way they have to amp up the difficulty is with ridiculous Elden Ring style combos
It's like a 7/10 style video game at best getting glazed to fuck by people who never played a JRPG before because they see sexy anime women with big boobs and immediately start emitting "erm" sounds and rotating/t-posing in a dangerous way

>>724940705
Yeah everyone plays JRPG.s for the "difficulty". For the record this is harder than any of them, but surely the praise couldnt have anything to do with the presentation, music, story, characters and gameplay systems just mogging everything else out there in its own genre while also being exactly what everyone wants out of the genre in the mainstream rather than being embarrassing copypaste animeshit. Basically the only real competition E33 has anymore is Persona and that game has a completely different niche and style than even trying to be a massive epic fantasy like this

>>724902893
Fpbp

>>724941285
> being embarrassing copypaste animeshit
this.
there have been no notable jrpg that isnt animeshit garbage in 20 years

>>724940481
My local convenience store has an unsupervised self checkout. That makes me the whitest person on the planet

>>724932757
you forgot you too are a billion years old

>>724902836 (OP)
Just don't fall for their shilling? Eventually it will just be bots, shills, and retards left jerking each other off

>>724941285
>but surely the praise couldnt have anything to do with the presentation, music, story, characters and gameplay systems just mogging everything else out there in its own genre while also being exactly what everyone wants out of the genre in the mainstream rather than being embarrassing copypaste animeshit
Try to be less catty and gay next time. It comes across terribly insecure.

>>724902893
fippy bippy

>>724937842
>lvl 89 is around 7 mln
m8 thats poverty damage
>am I missing some really broken builds
i'd guess youre missing the fact that multipliers multiply each other and not just add to multiplier number
meaning two +50% damage buffs give you 150%*150%=225% buff instead of 100%+50%+50%=200% buff

so go stack virtuose, mark, greater powerful, greater defenseless, damage pictos and damage pictos upon damage pictos, get lucky with roulette and hit the stendhal or gommage

or dont, getting too strong means you scam yourself out of the bossfights

Stop writing
Post Lune

>>724902836 (OP)
because it's normie garbage. i just beat the new atelier game and it fucking destroys e33 combat.

>>724902893
/thread

>>724902893
that implies he actually bought or played the game (he didn't)

>>724903301
Bro getting absolutely bodied by some Nevrons