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GET WOKE
MAKE A LOTTA DOUGH
Anonymous No.724904115 [Report] >>724904364 >>724905659
>>724903941 (OP)
I have never heard of this game and why should I care
Anonymous No.724904197 [Report]
that's almost one copy sold for every ten indians they paid to post about the game on /v/!
Anonymous No.724904245 [Report] >>724904763 >>724905968 >>724908638 >>724908915 >>724912914
>every eceb ever is in the game
>it only sold 1 (uno) million
sad. that platformer game shilled by that nintendo loving fat fuck sold way more, and he's just one eceleb
Anonymous No.724904257 [Report]
>make generic harem game with hot babes
>make bank
wow who would've thought!
Anonymous No.724904306 [Report]
>>724903941 (OP)
they need to sell 6 gorrilion more to break even
Anonymous No.724904332 [Report] >>724905416 >>724906013 >>724906039 >>724906514 >>724907592 >>724907908 >>724908647 >>724912850 >>724913724 >>724915951
>woke
Game already got disowned
Anonymous No.724904334 [Report] >>724904554 >>724906149
>>724903941 (OP)
i don't get it
is the 80 million thing a joke?
Anonymous No.724904364 [Report]
>>724904115
Because you are a gaymer and this gayme is very gay with gay sex
Anonymous No.724904406 [Report] >>724905416
how is it woke
isn't it just the usual cyoa schlock
Anonymous No.724904413 [Report] >>724904474
>>724903941 (OP)
does the 2 days 80 million have some sort of meaning to people that played it?
or did they really spend that much on e-celebs
Anonymous No.724904415 [Report] >>724904474 >>724904490 >>724904554 >>724906149 >>724912268
80m is insane considering the steam charts don't reflect that at all. I guess those sales are mostly on console?
Anonymous No.724904467 [Report] >>724905416
to explain what OP means, everyone knows that if the game sells at least 1 Million copies it's a woke game
Anonymous No.724904474 [Report]
>>724904413
>>724904415
Dumbest board on the website confirmed
Realistic Anon No.724904489 [Report]
>>724903941 (OP)
People just like to eat shit
Anonymous No.724904490 [Report]
>>724904415
anon please learn how to read
Anonymous No.724904554 [Report] >>724904645
>>724904334
>>724904415
He's saying that having 80m copies sold would have been great, but he's very happy with selling 1m in 10 days.
Anonymous No.724904598 [Report] >>724904638
the undead corpse of capeshit lives on to see yet another victory
Anonymous No.724904638 [Report]
>>724904598
people love superheroes
Anonymous No.724904645 [Report] >>724904758 >>724906149
>>724904554
why bring up 80 million at all though if theyre happy with sales
Anonymous No.724904653 [Report] >>724905416
>>724903941 (OP)
leftcels hate this game thoughever because it panders to the male gaze
Anonymous No.724904657 [Report]
It's a visual novel and it gives people a chance to hear a woman tell em that "i love you".
Anonymous No.724904707 [Report] >>724904862 >>724905049 >>724905416 >>724905526 >>724906039
https://www.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/1olo9qv/its_official_lads_the_west_has_won/
Anonymous No.724904758 [Report]
>>724904645
I'm guessing it's a GTA reference. I have no idea why he would say it though.
Anonymous No.724904763 [Report]
>>724904245
This is the kind of game you watch a streamer play and never play yourself.
Anonymous No.724904834 [Report]
>>724903941 (OP)
what's woke about it? it's just extremely millennial, but not very woke at all by today's standards
Anonymous No.724904862 [Report] >>724905084
>>724904707
kek
Anonymous No.724904909 [Report] >>724905049
https://www.resetera.com/threads/dispatch-has-sold-over-1-million-units.1342705/
Anonymous No.724904951 [Report]
>>724903941 (OP)
I cant believe it sold more than 1k
Anonymous No.724905028 [Report]
>>724903941 (OP)
go ahead and tell me this piece of shit game isn't being shilled on purpose here.
Anonymous No.724905049 [Report] >>724906075
>>724904707
>>724904909
>spend the last decade crying about any sort of conventionally attractive women in vidya
>now start applauding it
Woke really is dead. Thank you Donald J Trump
Anonymous No.724905084 [Report] >>724907880
>>724904862
It's like a vegan tasting prime kobe beef for the first time, he won't admit he likes it, but his life will never be the same ever again.
Anonymous No.724905089 [Report]
>>724903941 (OP)
>straight white male power fantasy
>woke
Anonymous No.724905109 [Report]
>>724903941 (OP)
>literalwho game
Anonymous No.724905118 [Report]
Yes, I'm here for the sex?
Anonymous No.724905241 [Report]
>>724903941 (OP)
It's marvelslop with soft porn, not sure what's woke about it?
Cuckshit is something else.
Anonymous No.724905416 [Report] >>724905584 >>724905616 >>724905801 >>724906346 >>724909789 >>724913034
>>724904332
>>724904406
>>724904467
>>724904653
>>724904707
Anonymous No.724905526 [Report] >>724907048
>>724904707
I love it when an R18+ game with Romance has actual sex scene (even tho this one is a wet dream). Unlike those Jap games where they either just fade to black or just straight out Blue Ball you.
Anonymous No.724905574 [Report] >>724906057
I'm not going to scoff at a million for the studio's first release. Still forever waiting on The Wolf Among Us 2 though.
Anonymous No.724905584 [Report] >>724905916 >>724906620
>>724905416
>has faggot option
>chooses faggot option
>complains about faggot option chosen

Like fucking clockwork
Anonymous No.724905616 [Report] >>724905916
>>724905416
this looks like sexual assault to me.
Anonymous No.724905632 [Report] >>724906150 >>724910027
>>724903941 (OP)
>cringy capeshit erogue made by famous former moviegame devs
>looks like it was made by Toronto hipsters and California redditors
>hired e-celebs as marketing making the first episodes woke cringe to spread the memes
>then once there's enough threads mocking the cringe they release the hentai episode
>now all the fucking gooners got waifu-baited into buying this crap

can't really fault them for their brilliant marketing tactic
i can only shame the retard who took this bait for financing this dogshit
Anonymous No.724905659 [Report]
>>724904115
because the west has fallen o algo
Anonymous No.724905710 [Report]
>>724903941 (OP)
It's almost like people enjoy telltale style games when they're fun and not beholden to an ip
Anonymous No.724905801 [Report] >>724905916 >>724908735
>>724905416
>An alien that doesn't understand social norms is acting weird and gay
>WOKE! WOKE! WOOOOOOKE!
Anonymous No.724905809 [Report]
this means nothing unless we know how much the game cost to make
Anonymous No.724905916 [Report] >>724906081 >>724906346
>>724905584
>>724905616
>>724905801
Excuses, excuses...
Anonymous No.724905940 [Report] >>724905992
I'd probably get this game if there was an ending where the Omni-man derivative finds out you're fucking his ex and destroys the entire planet.
But what kind of retard would buy an incomplete game with delayed releases? I will not not participate in shitty practices to farm playtime and artificially prop up a game's popularity.
Anonymous No.724905968 [Report]
>>724904245
Movie games just suck shit. Imagine making a movie that anyone can just upload to youtube.
Anonymous No.724905992 [Report]
>>724905940
why not just watch the good parts on youtube?
there is barely a game here.
Anonymous No.724906013 [Report] >>724906103 >>724906256 >>724908909 >>724909021 >>724911030
>>724904332
Imagine scouring xshitter for hours, searching for some tweets from literal whos to slap together to make some retarded point for attention. IMAGINE.
Anonymous No.724906039 [Report]
>>724904332
>>724904707
go anti woke
go anti broke
Anonymous No.724906057 [Report]
>>724905574
The Dispatch devs literally made their game because they were working on TWAU 2 but Nu-Telltale wasn't doing anything and they got tired of waiting around. Also, there was a leak made by someone working at Nu-Telltale, he leaked a bunch of stuff from the DLC of The Walking Dead S1 and said that they are planning to release the game by 2028 but at their current pace, it's just not feasible, he said that they are crunching the fuck out of them while also not having any idea what they are doing.
Anonymous No.724906075 [Report] >>724906334
>>724905049
All it took was 100 trillion added to the national debt and 10 billion rugpulled from crypto and for developers/publishing companies to make the independent decision to stop the slop. We did it polddit!
Anonymous No.724906081 [Report]
>>724905916
That's you, faggot.
Anonymous No.724906103 [Report]
>>724906013
>being a woke SJW
lmao
Anonymous No.724906149 [Report] >>724906357
>>724904645
>>724904334
>>724904415
It's just a fucking joke. Why are autists so retarded?
Anonymous No.724906150 [Report] >>724906376
>>724905632
>my entire personality is crying like a little bitchnigger
Anonymous No.724906256 [Report] >>724906693
>>724906013
Hey, bro. I'm on your side here, I'm a wokeGOD. Wokies have been winning lately.
>Arc Raiders
>Battlefield 6
Both woke games, both big successes that are definitely making a profit. Both shitting on the "Get Woke Go Broke" narrative just when chuds keep saying that le pendulum is le swinging.

Having said that, I promise you: Dispatch is not woke. It's a fun game, but it's appealing squarely to straight man cumbrainery.
Anonymous No.724906334 [Report]
>>724906075
Are libtards seething? Then it's worth it.
Anonymous No.724906346 [Report] >>724906612 >>724906620
>>724905416
>>724905916
Anonymous No.724906357 [Report] >>724906526
>>724906149
its not really funny and it makes them sound ungrateful or detached from reality
Anonymous No.724906371 [Report]
>>724903941 (OP)
coomer slop sells no shit
Anonymous No.724906376 [Report]
>>724906150
lmao
Anonymous No.724906401 [Report]
I liked the premise, I dropped it when I realized every piece of dialogue is
>generic sad boy juvenile comic book guy
or
>hahaha crass sex euphemism
Anonymous No.724906489 [Report]
>>724903941 (OP)
>woke

all my woke friends are tearing their hair out over this "heteronormative" game and no i don't know what that means.
Anonymous No.724906514 [Report]
>>724904332
don't care, ugly art
Anonymous No.724906526 [Report] >>724908482
>>724906357
>it makes them sound ungrateful or detached from reality
It doesn't. Anyone else has picked up that it was just a silly joke about making a lot of cash.
Anonymous No.724906612 [Report]
>>724906346
>le strawman upvoted by lefties
Anonymous No.724906620 [Report]
>>724905584
>>724906346
You don't know this is the faggot option when you pick it, you just admit to him that you kissed his girlfriend and then he kisses you
Anonymous No.724906693 [Report] >>724906763
>>724906256
>chuds are losing but also chuds are winning
total culture warrior death
Anonymous No.724906763 [Report] >>724906868
>>724906693
Chuds are the ones that have the retarded win condition that "Get woke, go broke", which is obviously not true and it's not materializing itself in any way. Woke games will continue being made and some of them will continue succeeding and this will not change no matter how much they piss and shit their pants.

Dispatch being a fun successful game that appeals to cumbrains doesn't change this.
Anonymous No.724906773 [Report]
>Hey, bro. I'm on your side here, I'm a wokeGOD. Wokies have been winning lately.
Anonymous No.724906868 [Report] >>724906965
>>724906763
oh the wokeschizo is also the charlieschizo. woke is unappealing to 90% of gamers and will make you lose sales
Anonymous No.724906965 [Report] >>724907015 >>724907117
>>724906868
>woke is unappealing to 90% of gamers and will make you lose sales
Repeat it all you want. Woke games will keep releasing, some of them will keep succeeding and there's nothing you can do about it.

>NOOOOOO BUT ARC RAIDERS WOULD HAVE TOTALLY SOLD 7 TRILLION COPIES IF IT WERE LE BASED
You live in a bubble
Anonymous No.724907015 [Report] >>724907083 >>724907098 >>724907147 >>724907197 >>724907217
>>724906965
Why is Arc Raiders woke again?
Is it because the characters have bad fashion sense?
Anonymous No.724907020 [Report]
>Game does well
>Lemme check how my online political opponent feels about this before I can form an opinion
Anonymous No.724907027 [Report]
nobody cares because you're all going to kill yourselves anyways. chuds win again.
Anonymous No.724907048 [Report]
>>724905526
There are plenty of Japanese h-games with sex scenes. They are PC only though, and most are not on steam.
Anonymous No.724907083 [Report]
>>724907015
it has a partial rainbow in its title art
Anonymous No.724907098 [Report] >>724911292
>>724907015
See, OP? Now THIS is a gold mine of chuds getting BTFO, not Dispatch.
Anonymous No.724907117 [Report] >>724907147 >>724907197
>>724906965
and what is strikingly woke about this game? youre a brown incel btw
Anonymous No.724907146 [Report]
I'm tired of retards claiming everything is woke even if it's a joke. It's getting old
Anonymous No.724907147 [Report] >>724907356
>>724907015
>>724907117
THIS is the one where chuds are flip flopping on how actually Arc Raiders isn't woke after all now that it's an unmitigated success.
Anonymous No.724907180 [Report]
>>724903941 (OP)
This is not a video game.
Anonymous No.724907197 [Report] >>724907356
>/vpol/ in 2024
>HAHAHAHA THIS WOKESLOP IS GONNA FLOP

>/vpol/ in 2025
>>724907015
>>724907117

Yup. WokeGODS won.
Anonymous No.724907217 [Report]
>>724907015
It has a rainbow or something and the character models aren't half naked
Anonymous No.724907254 [Report]
>watch out chud, I'm about to destroy you
>*points shot gun at xerself*
>chik chik
>BLAM
Anonymous No.724907275 [Report] >>724907347 >>724907404 >>724907745 >>724909805 >>724913627
>Arc Raiders is not wok-ACK

Chuds lost. Again. Pendulum status = Unswung.
Anonymous No.724907281 [Report] >>724907332 >>724907350 >>724907562
So who did you guys pick?
Anonymous No.724907282 [Report]
>>724903941 (OP)
woke woke woke woke woke
everything is woke
woke woke woke woke woke
meanwhile chuds pay and play battlefield 6
Anonymous No.724907316 [Report]
>>724903941 (OP)
>western studious discover the power of waifus
Anonymous No.724907332 [Report]
>>724907281
Blondebae of course.
Anonymous No.724907343 [Report] >>724907751 >>724908169
>Heh Baldurs Gate 3 is gonna flop so hard with all this woke shit they put in it
>15 million sales later
>.... Uh it's not woke it's based and right wing actually.
Anonymous No.724907347 [Report]
>>724907275
lmao ok im convinced
Anonymous No.724907350 [Report] >>724908024
>>724907281
She is the daughter of the guy who killed MC dad, bro
Anonymous No.724907356 [Report] >>724907404
>>724907197
>>724907147
my man is an archive warrior. a single anon speculated the game would fail in one post. the zeitgeist is altered. dispatch sold a billion because it had attractive women. another total victory for anti woke chads
Anonymous No.724907369 [Report] >>724907475
Hey remember when resetera troons got caught being pedophiles in a private discord server?
Anonymous No.724907404 [Report] >>724907889
>>724907356
Alright, anon, when you're done wiping away your tears, look at >>724907275

You lost
Anonymous No.724907447 [Report] >>724907490 >>724907941 >>724912897
>absolutely hated female soldiers in Battlefield V
>do not care about them in Battlefield 6
>hated Yasuke's role in AC Shadows
>thought Veilguard was the funniest trainwreck to watch from afar
>loved Kingdom Come 2, it's my goty and I did not care about the black guy and did not care about the gay romance because the game gives me the option not to choose it
>loving Dispatch and it is quickly turning into one of my favourite games of this year
So, what side of the gaming pol spectrum am I on anons?
Anonymous No.724907475 [Report]
>>724907369
>being pedophiles in a private discord server
That's like 99% of discord servers though
Anonymous No.724907490 [Report]
>>724907447
You're a based "fencesitter" "radical centist" and you can laugh at SJWs and "Get woke go broke" tards equally. You are in the majority and you make /vpol/ seethe.
Anonymous No.724907528 [Report]
Anonymous No.724907562 [Report]
>>724907281
Blondegal
Anonymous No.724907567 [Report] >>724907683 >>724907742 >>724907949 >>724908090 >>724908450 >>724909891 >>724910008 >>724913434
Chuds lost
Anonymous No.724907569 [Report]
Still not buying it
Anonymous No.724907592 [Report] >>724907685 >>724913660
>>724904332
But isn't it the character having a wet dream?
Anonymous No.724907683 [Report]
>>724907567
Based fuck America
Anonymous No.724907685 [Report]
>>724907592
Anonymous No.724907709 [Report]
>>724903941 (OP)
Cool, still not interested in VNs.
Anonymous No.724907742 [Report]
>>724907567
damn I kinda like they/them now
Anonymous No.724907745 [Report] >>724907812
>>724907275
Why would you ever admit to giving preferential treatment to one small minority of your paying playerbase?
Anonymous No.724907751 [Report]
>>724907343
what the fuck is this real?
Anonymous No.724907812 [Report] >>724908315 >>724908708
>>724907745
anon do you know how easy it is to fake shit on a solid single color background
Anonymous No.724907856 [Report] >>724908152
I like watching this game.
Anonymous No.724907879 [Report]
Why is Robert so hot? It shouldn't make sense.
Anonymous No.724907880 [Report]
>>724905084
It's marginally better than a good cut. Same with wine, cigars, etc. You're exposing yourself, poorfag.
Anonymous No.724907884 [Report]
Weirdest raid thread.
Anonymous No.724907889 [Report]
>>724907404
yes i know community managers are sociopaths. its in the job description
Anonymous No.724907906 [Report]
gamers are pathetic. I have more respect for people that attend porn conventions
Anonymous No.724907908 [Report] >>724909239 >>724909501
>>724904332
Zoomers are simultaneously the most degenerate and least sexual generation to ever exist. They're like a bunch of eunuchs who walk around with a dildo in their ass singing the praises of womankind.
Anonymous No.724907912 [Report]
Man I'm so glad you guys are getting paid to shill these games on here!
Wait, what? You do it for free??
Anonymous No.724907941 [Report]
>>724907447
a normal person
Anonymous No.724907949 [Report]
>>724907567
lol this snowflakeism makes chuds look good. wokefail
Anonymous No.724908013 [Report] >>724908147
There is a spectrum to wokeness. Normies are willing to tolerate some light wokeness. It only becomes a problem when you have games like DA veilguard.
Anonymous No.724908024 [Report] >>724908416
>>724907350
>le sins of the father
Whether in this game or otherwise you cannot be fucking serious.
Anonymous No.724908090 [Report] >>724908367
>>724907567
yes we know chuds lost. That's why there hasn't been a good game in 10 years.
Anonymous No.724908112 [Report]
>>724903941 (OP)
All the unironic seething trannies in this thread. I'm not going to say this is a chud game but you can tell the heterosexual pandering has them losing their minds.
Anonymous No.724908113 [Report] >>724908180 >>724908193 >>724908379 >>724908403 >>724908415 >>724908850 >>724910430
Quick prove your not a loser chud incel say something nice about a woman, a person of color and a sexual minority right now!
Anonymous No.724908147 [Report]
>>724908013
this. baldurs gate 3 wouldve flopped if all the characters were ugly. wokes need to give up on their ideology to win
Anonymous No.724908152 [Report]
>>724907856
do you do anything else while watching this game?
Anonymous No.724908169 [Report]
>>724907343
chat PLEASE tell me is this real???
Anonymous No.724908180 [Report]
>>724908113
nigger
Anonymous No.724908190 [Report] >>724908575 >>724909460
This thread is getting brigaded by anons who pretend they haven't played the game.

What they're actually mad about us that the superior tsundere tomboy is winning over their basic bitch white girl.
Anonymous No.724908192 [Report]
>>724903941 (OP)
Nice source URL. I'm sure it's true.
Anonymous No.724908193 [Report]
>>724908113
Millions must die.
Anonymous No.724908195 [Report] >>724908271 >>724909173
>>724903941 (OP)
just goes to show that people want romanceable characters in their games
if this game had no romance options it wouldn't have sold half of what it's selling right now
Anonymous No.724908271 [Report] >>724910136
>>724908195
People want appealing romance options, if people just wanted romance options then veilguard would have been a success.
Anonymous No.724908315 [Report]
>>724907812
no
Anonymous No.724908324 [Report]
>>724903941 (OP)
Wanna bet that the majority of players of this game are females, a smaller part are sexual minorities, and then smallest percentage are males?
Anonymous No.724908349 [Report]
its woke
its broke
lets do the hokey poke
Anonymous No.724908367 [Report]
>>724908090
>yes we know chuds lost
Yup
>That's why there hasn't been a good game in 10 years.
Nah only to deranged faggots like you lol
Anonymous No.724908379 [Report]
>>724908113
>say something nice about a woman
I unironically love my mom for making me tendies ;_; Not literally tendies, but I am the stereotypical NEET and I love the food she makes me anyways

>Person of color
Related to my unemployment woes I'm listening to "Get a job" by the silhouettes right now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysKhbaLyIFw

Say what you will about black folks in general but they really do know that feel

>Sexual minority
I watch enough Broadway that I'm pretty sure any compliment I give to any of the actors will be something nice about a gay person eventually lol.
Anonymous No.724908403 [Report]
>>724908113
my mom is nice
i have a couple of chinese friends who are cool
i like taking it up the ass sometimes
Anonymous No.724908415 [Report]
>>724908113
I like my bisexual mexican maid. She is really hardworking when she not sleeping.
Anonymous No.724908416 [Report] >>724908853
>>724908024
Fruit of a poison tree
Anonymous No.724908450 [Report] >>724908530
>>724907567
Why do progressives hate their country and pander to radicals so much? This kinda shit is weird and sad to see in games.
Anonymous No.724908482 [Report] >>724912361
>>724906526
But why precisely 80? Why not 70 or 100?
Anonymous No.724908530 [Report]
>>724908450
The second you learn about MK Ultra or Epstein or anti-BDS laws, there is zero reason to have any love for an America that doesn't love you.
Anonymous No.724908575 [Report]
>>724908190
Anon... There are bilions of women like this brown girl and only milions of blonde hot ones.
Anonymous No.724908603 [Report] >>724908663
>>724903941 (OP)
I don't get it
what sold 80 million copies in 2 days?
Anonymous No.724908636 [Report] >>724908692 >>724910941
>Chuds are no longer going "I-i-i-it's not woke" and are now bitching about anti-Americanism
kek, that easy huh? WokeGOD W
Anonymous No.724908638 [Report]
>>724904245
This game has very similar design decisions as telltale games, which were primarily watched instead of played
So they sorta did this to themselves
Anonymous No.724908647 [Report] >>724909983
>>724904332
wait, this game is explicit? Like an h-game?
I thought it was virtually illegal to go big budget on these in the west with these
Anonymous No.724908663 [Report] >>724908706 >>724908715
>>724908603
See I can't tell if posts like these are anons pretending to be retarded or not
Anonymous No.724908692 [Report]
>>724908636
bluds punching the air
Anonymous No.724908697 [Report] >>724908730
>>724903941 (OP)
this is weak, silksong made 10 mil in 2 days
Anonymous No.724908706 [Report]
>>724908663
but what are they comparing their sales against?
Anonymous No.724908708 [Report] >>724913446
>>724907812
There's been multiple screenshots of it on twatter in various sizes.
Anonymous No.724908715 [Report]
>>724908663
why would I pretend to be retarded??
Anonymous No.724908730 [Report] >>724908810
>>724908697
is silksong a new IP that no one has ever heard from before?
Anonymous No.724908735 [Report] >>724909342
>>724905801
but why would you even want to create such a character in the first place?
Anonymous No.724908741 [Report] >>724908798 >>724910330
Anonymous No.724908759 [Report]
Gay sex with Waterboy at 2 million
trust the plan
Anonymous No.724908771 [Report]
babies first rom VN. the new DDLC
Anonymous No.724908798 [Report] >>724910330
>>724908741
Anonymous No.724908810 [Report]
>>724908730
yeah, hk was 7 years ago everyone forgot about it its abandonware at this point
Anonymous No.724908850 [Report]
>>724908113
Ratnigs get the club
Anonymous No.724908853 [Report] >>724908943
>>724908416
Morality is not genetic. Dunno why I'm bothering to say this on chud central, but whatever.
Anonymous No.724908909 [Report] >>724910248
>>724906013
imagine making all that shit that im not gonna read lmao
Anonymous No.724908915 [Report]
>>724904245
Are you really surprised that the community known for watching OTHER PEOPLE play games didn't go out and buy/play the game?

I don't think you brown people realize this but; Twitchdrones are not gamers.
Anonymous No.724908943 [Report] >>724909057 >>724909089
>>724908853
proof?
a pitbull or german shepherd are more likely to bite and injure than a lab.
Anonymous No.724909017 [Report]
I like the game.
Its not really woke, it definitely has a modern American feel but for all that, there is no mention of politics at all.
Also i am saving my blonde blazer playthrough, it will feel very special when i play through the entire game with my waifu
Anonymous No.724909021 [Report] >>724910248
>>724906013
Lefties once again proving they can't meme.
Anonymous No.724909057 [Report]
>>724908943
We're talking about a white guy not niggers.
Anonymous No.724909076 [Report]
whens she joining the team
Anonymous No.724909089 [Report] >>724909232
>>724908943
Aggression baseline is not morality and even if it were, animals don't have morality.

Morality is the choices you make in spite of who you are. I would not expect a determinismcuck to understand thoughever.
Anonymous No.724909173 [Report] >>724909304
>>724908195
What people? I don't give a shit about romance in games, this shit is for lonely incels and women
Anonymous No.724909232 [Report] >>724909383 >>724909550
>>724909089
>Morality is the choices you make in spite of who you are. I would not expect a determinismcuck to understand thoughever.
no, its not
you just landed on this retarded definition because it sounded good
if you are truly moral you understand and want to do the right thing, you are not "spiting" yourself.
Read a book sometime faggot
Anonymous No.724909239 [Report] >>724913580
>>724907908
Millennials started this crap on Tumblr back in like 2009. This is just the end result.
Anonymous No.724909304 [Report]
>>724909173
>this shit is for lonely incels
yeah u totally aren't lonely you just crave attention on 4chan and other social media.
Anonymous No.724909336 [Report]
>>724903941 (OP)
So about 0.8% of the total audience of the ecelebs they paid top dollar for as marketing, neat.
Anonymous No.724909342 [Report]
>>724908735
because it's funny? Fags and faggotry have been funny (to laugh at) for a long time lets not get our panties in a twist just because you've been successfully mindbroken
Anonymous No.724909383 [Report]
>>724909232
>Read a book sometime faggot
lol
Anonymous No.724909424 [Report] >>724913504
>white man protagonist
>every female character is attractive
>full of "problematic" jokes
There’s nothing woke about it lol that's why it sold a lot
Anonymous No.724909460 [Report]
>>724908190
There are no white women in this game.
>brown nipple
Anonymous No.724909501 [Report]
>>724907908
Most of the people who freak out like this are troons for some reason. They're constantly chimping out about "sexualization" in media which is kind of amusing for obvious reasons.
Anonymous No.724909546 [Report] >>724909992
Look up anti woke gamer list
>This game had a gay guy in it and it made my dick hard
>Not recommended
>This game made fun of capitalism
>Not recommended
>This game made fun of republicans
>Not recommended
>I saw a Black guy in this game
>Not recommended
>I saw a woman in this game
>Not recommended
>This game mentions global warming
>Not recommended
>This game has socialism
>Not recommended
>This game makes fun of America
>Not recommended
Anonymous No.724909550 [Report] >>724910332
>>724909232
Like I said, it cannot be expected for a determinismcuck to understand the weight of free will.
>read a book
Good advice, you should take it. Try Augustine.
Anonymous No.724909582 [Report] >>724909629 >>724909992
>>724903941 (OP)
Sorry but playing as a m*le gives me the ick, I don't like seeing men I'm not gay, sorry.
Anonymous No.724909629 [Report] >>724909992
>>724909582
Anonymous No.724909789 [Report]
>>724905416
>the joke is that Phenomaman is acting gay because he doesn't know what he's doing
>protagonist feels awkward because it's a funny scene
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
Anonymous No.724909805 [Report]
>>724907275
ACK! Raiders
Anonymous No.724909891 [Report]
>>724907567
Takes more effort to include that jeet's account in your screenshot doesn't it? Do you love him?
Anonymous No.724909946 [Report] >>724910085
Anonymous No.724909983 [Report]
>>724908647
Visible penetration is still taboo but everything short of it is open season
Anonymous No.724909992 [Report]
>>724909546
>>724909582
>>724909629
So true sister(male)!
Anonymous No.724910008 [Report]
>>724907567
This broke out on /v/ with exactly what the post said including those screenshots, and now on /v/ we have that co-opted post from a nigger shown back on this board. Human centipede entirely with brownoids.
Anonymous No.724910027 [Report] >>724910152
>>724905632
Roman emperors would love hentai though. They were degenerates.
Anonymous No.724910085 [Report] >>724910730 >>724911563
>>724909946
It frustrates me to no end the autists here would happily drop their pants for the most common reckless girl archetype possible showing the barest amount of sexual interest
Anonymous No.724910136 [Report]
>>724908271
>if people just wanted romance options then veilguard would have been a success.
The romance options were bare bones. Even for a BioWare game. Hell the only one with an explicit sex scene was Taash.
Anonymous No.724910152 [Report] >>724910452
>>724910027
No, they would consider having to read or watch it weak and lame. They would ask you why you aren't just doing whatever is in the doujin and make fun of however you respond
Anonymous No.724910248 [Report]
>>724909021
>>724908909
Literacy is rare amongst rightoids and cousin fuckers.
Anonymous No.724910265 [Report] >>724910378
>80m sales
This is not that much. GTA 5 sold more.
Anonymous No.724910287 [Report]
>>724903941 (OP)
Anonymous No.724910330 [Report]
>>724908741
>>724908798
Kino. This better be an ending.
Anonymous No.724910332 [Report] >>724910551
>>724909550
That definition would mean that a good man doing good works is less moral than an evil man doing good works despite his nature. It also necessitates a baseline code of natural ethics thar is independent from a societal one, yet places inverse value on internalized righteousness.
Anonymous No.724910378 [Report]
>>724910265
Need an aquajeet to look at my penis like this
Anonymous No.724910430 [Report]
>>724908113
I like submissive black girls with big boobs.
Anonymous No.724910452 [Report] >>724910556
>>724910152
Lol. They would love hentai!
Anonymous No.724910551 [Report] >>724910746
>>724910332
>That definition would mean that a good man doing good works is less moral than an evil man doing good works despite his nature
you just decided that
Anonymous No.724910556 [Report] >>724910617
>>724910452
Anonymous No.724910617 [Report]
>>724910556
>Ugly Bastard
Anonymous No.724910730 [Report]
>>724910085
shes hot dude
Anonymous No.724910746 [Report] >>724911061
>>724910551
Acting with your natural tendencies is not acting in spite of them. It is acting in accordance. Your definition stated that one's morality is dictated by overcoming one's nature, which is flawed because it means a good man is inherently less moral for the same actions as an evil man.
Anonymous No.724910767 [Report] >>724910845
The amount of obnoxious shill gaslighting for this game really woke me up to how people behave like kikes 24/7 and have zero guilt or hesitation over it. With marketing campaign after marketing campaign on this normalnigger board, I really wonder how many organic actual posters are left here. This is fucking insane
Anonymous No.724910776 [Report]
>>724903941 (OP)
>WOKE
What?
Anonymous No.724910845 [Report]
>>724910767
I'd wager a lot, people here like friend simulators
Anonymous No.724910941 [Report]
>>724908636
Woke demons can never be gods.
Anonymous No.724911030 [Report]
>>724906013
>"please be upset and participate in the culture war"
nah, nigga. you are lame as fuck and it doesn't matter if you are being earnest or falsefagging
Anonymous No.724911061 [Report] >>724911363
>>724910746
but "evil man" doesn't make sense in this framework, because he would be defined by his actions. A more accurate term would be a "man predisposed to immorality".
I do think that a starving pauper resisting the urge to steal requires a stronger sense of morality than someone who is well off doing the same
Anonymous No.724911106 [Report] >>724911190
was considering getting it but
>penguin0
no thanks
Anonymous No.724911190 [Report]
>>724911106
Also jackcepticeye and markiplier. /v/eddit is absolutely swarmed by shills to be delibaretely avoiding the fact that the game is a literal youtube eceleb promoted, made in California capeshit VN
absolute FUCKING state
Anonymous No.724911292 [Report]
>>724907098
So a black woman? You point?
You pathetic losers don't have anything better to do than bait cultural wars because your real life is so sad that you have to find meaning in the most meaningless of acts. Leftoids should use their dad's money to buy some braincells.
Anonymous No.724911363 [Report]
>>724911061
Why? Why does circumstance or nature dictate morality and not the actions one chooses.
To use your own example, a rich man gives much to charity of which a poor man partakes. I see a morally good act, and an act of morally neutral selfishness. Is the rich man less moral for his generosity which benefits the poor man than if the poor man shared his sandwich? Nay i say, for the poor man's sandwich was built from that earned by the rich man.
Anonymous No.724911563 [Report]
>>724910085
You should probably examine why that frustrates you
Anonymous No.724912103 [Report] >>724912285
>>724903941 (OP)
Why the fuck does aaron paul get to star in breaking bad AND develop a popular video game while we're all here stuck on 4chan
Anonymous No.724912268 [Report]
>>724904415
Lord Jesus please give me the power to exterminate every brown on Earth
Anonymous No.724912285 [Report] >>724912529 >>724912539
>>724912103
who is that? e-celeb?
Anonymous No.724912361 [Report]
>>724908482
There's the autism.
Anonymous No.724912529 [Report]
>>724912285
he's from the Need For Speed movie
Anonymous No.724912539 [Report]
>>724912285
The guy that played jesse in breaking bad, power plex in invincible, todd in bojack horseman and rob in dispatch
Anonymous No.724912564 [Report] >>724912656 >>724912724
>>724903941 (OP)
We live in society where Dogshit visual novel with marvel tier story sold million but real video games like ninja gaiden 4 didn't
Anonymous No.724912625 [Report] >>724912696 >>724913072
>this game IS WOKE YOU LOST
>Game makes you pick between dream tomboy girlfriend
>Or
>Reverse corruption plot with a blond bimbo
Doesn't sound woke to me
Anonymous No.724912656 [Report]
>>724912564
LOL
I guess Ninja GAYden should have tried being a better game.
Anonymous No.724912696 [Report] >>724912780 >>724912850
>>724912625
If this game had anime art style you would see twitter shitting on it for being an "incel fantasy"
Anonymous No.724912724 [Report] >>724912863
>>724912564
>real video games like ninja gaiden 4 didn't
When are you retards going to realize that the majority of people play video games to have fun and escape from reality for a few hours, not play adhd ninja weeabo slash n dash simulator with 1000 combos to learn before you can even attempt the next level
Anonymous No.724912780 [Report]
>>724912696
>anime art style
>incel fantasy
They're not wrong
Anonymous No.724912850 [Report]
>>724912696
They already did>>724904332
Anonymous No.724912863 [Report] >>724912916
>>724912724
Plus Dispatch is 40 dollars, instead of turbojew dollars.
Anonymous No.724912897 [Report]
>>724907447
Good goy who just thinks those crazy leftists go a bit too far sometimes (unpictured: niggers twerking on the ruins of his burning civilization)
Anonymous No.724912914 [Report]
>>724904245
1 million in 10 days for a game that isn't even out completely technically
But you won't recognize it did well regardless
Anonymous No.724912916 [Report] >>724913004 >>724913014 >>724913018 >>724913213
>>724912863
$40 for a fucking visual novel
Anonymous No.724913004 [Report]
>>724912916
With a management minigame mr squidward with a management minigame
Anonymous No.724913014 [Report]
>>724912916
is that a month's wages in your country?
Anonymous No.724913018 [Report]
>>724912916
Nvm, just checked, it's 40 for the deluxe edition, the basic edition is 30.
Anonymous No.724913034 [Report]
>>724905416
Just tell everyone you didn't play the game (movie).
Anonymous No.724913072 [Report]
>>724912625
literally no white people in the game and it's full of girlbosses with attitude. It's woke.
Anonymous No.724913213 [Report]
>>724912916
There are actual famous visual novels that are even more expensive than this game. Considering how much they invested into it Dispatch should be a lot more expensive
Anonymous No.724913416 [Report]
>>724903941 (OP)
>heterosexual romance
>woke
Nice try fag
Anonymous No.724913434 [Report]
>>724907567
>isreal flag gone
Cant wait to hear how this is “woke”
Anonymous No.724913446 [Report] >>724913627
>>724908708
did you know you can also just join the discord and screenshot the announcements channel
Anonymous No.724913473 [Report] >>724913676
Retards dont reilize woke means that a game pushes you in to woke choices and narratives.
Not that it has them as an option.

Baldurs gate 3 is not woke because you are not forced to be a politically correct
Meanwhile Dragon Age Vilguard forces you to observe voke scenes and be supportive of them and locks you out of a good ending unless you do all the woke side content.
Anonymous No.724913504 [Report] >>724913724
>>724909424
So why do the chuds hate it? You know I'm starting to believe a surprising amount of people here don't actually play games.
Anonymous No.724913580 [Report]
>>724909239
tubmlr had barely legal porn as their front banner. That only started when zoomers failure of a generation started to get in .

I wish i could kill every single zoomer on the world, gay is not meant to be normalized it's fucking disgusting
Anonymous No.724913627 [Report] >>724914367
>>724907275
>>724913446
Why do lefties constantly lie all the time about literally everything? That seems like something an evil person would do.

Just saying an opinion. I hope I don't get shot in the neck for saying that...
Anonymous No.724913660 [Report]
>>724907592
Yes
The xitter users are talking under pure ignorance, and whoever created the image is just scraping at the bottom of the barrel
Two sides of a shit coin
Anonymous No.724913676 [Report]
>>724913473
>reilize
>in to
>Vilguard
>voke
Anonymous No.724913694 [Report] >>724913806 >>724913945
Who took a bite out of Robert's ear
Anonymous No.724913724 [Report]
>>724913504
>So why do the chuds hate it
Do they?

I only see evidence of woke hating it
>>724904332
Anonymous No.724913806 [Report]
>>724913694
Ear Biter Man
Anonymous No.724913945 [Report] >>724914563
>>724913694
Invisigal
Anonymous No.724914367 [Report] >>724914858 >>724914882
>>724913627
>lefties
You do know that trolls exist right? Especially on /v/?
Anonymous No.724914563 [Report]
>>724913945
Dream on.
Anonymous No.724914858 [Report]
>>724914367
So true sister, I am sure there's no politicial motivation there at all.
Anonymous No.724914882 [Report]
>>724914367
i think he means the people purposely reposting it on twitter because they can't doublecheck their work
Anonymous No.724914972 [Report]
>>724903941 (OP)
>Dispatch
WE DID IT, REDDIT!
Anonymous No.724915121 [Report]
now why would I play eceleb games?
Anonymous No.724915951 [Report]
>>724904332
>women pretending they don’t like this
Anonymous No.724916439 [Report]
>>724903941 (OP)
It will make another mil in about a year, the retards who made it will shutter soon for sure
You can deny it you can try to escape it, but it will come to pass all the same
>Get woke go broke
Anonymous No.724916701 [Report]
>>724903941 (OP)
They should fire the social media guy, what a stupid post.
Anonymous No.724916828 [Report]
>>724903941 (OP)
Should I buy this game?
Anonymous No.724917124 [Report]
People constantly spamming these threads please ack yourself
Anonymous No.724917258 [Report]
>>724903941 (OP)
>endlessly shilled gay capeshit
not even going to pirate it
Anonymous No.724917558 [Report] >>724917672
>>724903941 (OP)
for me it's phenomaman's alien bussy
Anonymous No.724917672 [Report]
>>724917558
*cloaca
Anonymous No.724920249 [Report]
>>724903941 (OP)
Dispatch tranny shill general thread