Thread 724907326

Episode 5&6 trailer is UP
https://youtu.be/zidpOy-Zta4?si=NdQrF7lQyuAsaTL8

The contents of the trailer should ne considered spoilers. Treat it as such when discussing in this thread

I want Robert to fuck me.

>>724907437
Invisigal... we know...

>>724907437
Go to bed, Invis.

>>724907326 (OP)
The idea that it's a mystery which hero he was/ it's not a very, very short list seems like a plot conceit. For fucks sake, his press conference was less than a week before his first day.

>Salary: Under Review
They're not even paying him?

>>724907779
He dispatches for FREE

>>724907326 (OP)
Oh yeah I see why malevola doesn't talk much in cutscenes now. Alanah Pearce's Voice acting fucking sucks

>>724907779
They're paying him in fixing up his suit, which costs millions of dollars and at least a few levels of nearly-theoretical technology in their world.

>>724907437
Every man and woman at SDN

>>724907779
>>724907831
theyre paying him millions of dollars in the form of fixing his suit

>>724907930
nigga is fucked. Going to live in his shitty empty apartment forever

>Frozen pizza: Baked
>Room: Not made
>Beer: Opened
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWyJEhMHFdM : Playing

Yup, time to be literally Robert

>>724907938
Its overshadowed because he was ambushed and lost but Robert is really good at fighting with his suit

>>724908018
GO TO WORK
GO HOME

>>724908025
Im excited for him to get the suit back, its actually sick

>>724907968
The idea is to romance one of the girls and live together.

>>724908049
I went to the movies after work actually

>>724908183
holy fuck i love yaoi

>>724908109
Romancing my sugar mommy Blonde Blazer

>>724907437
Phenomaman...

Was it a mistake to make the episodes so damn short? They’re gonna have to buckle the fuck down to wrap everything up from here on

I play for she

>>724908495
We’re only halfway done thoughever.

Robert should have blue eyes, or at least green.

>>724907326 (OP)
I'm so glad we have italian represention

Established Dispatchers that can be observed in Dispatch Threads:

>invisibitch fans
>brunette faker fans After someone pointed out the hand thing she does at the end of Episode 4, I am one
>fujos who ship Rob^3 with whatever guy they're into
>the guys who really wish Prism could be romanced
>the guys who wish Malevola could be romanced but with a gag so that you don't have to hear Alanah Pearce
>the BB AND VISI ARE ROOMIES posters

These are the poster types specific to Dispatch. Spoilers, the people who scream this game is / isn't woke, or people who just post stock standard porn won't count for this unless their posts are specific enough to the game to mark them as one of the above mentioned people.

>>724908495
no, this is adhoc's first title and they need money so they rushed this out. it's selling well so i'd imagine dispatch 2 will happen at some point.

>>724908679
Invisigal is fucking crying dude

>>724908676
from the trailers you can tell eps 5 & 6 are filler
>>724908183
>self lubricating bussy
only person to ever be born gay

>>724908804
The only way to ensure Robert IV has blue eyes is to marry Blazer.

>>724907968
yet another reason BB is the only viable choice, you know she pulls at least 180k/year.

Why are they bullying us?

>>724908969
Id like Malevola more if she had a different VA

literally the only one bad at her job

>>724908839
don't forget
>invisigal's haters cause they can't understand how hot it is to have a girl completely change who she is for you

>replay episode 4
>blazer on the phone "No, i don't regret it"
Brutal.

>>724909098
She could’ve at least explain what the problem was first before she dropped him like a sack of shit

>>724908867
Are you sure Waterboy's not topping? Look at that cake Flambae's got.

>>724909161
they do, just only in the comics

tldr: he only gives a shit about her superhero form

>>724908839
>After someone pointed out the hand thing she does at the end of Episode 4, I am one
?

>>724909161
She was still looking out for him by getting him a job and sending someone to cheer him up.

>>724908969
I don't care how big my fetish is for demonic looking big women, I am NOT romancing a creature voiced by Alanah Pearce.

>>724909216
That art is terrible wtf. She looks light skined black in a blonde wig

>>724909354
it's definitely the worst of the comics.

>>724909354
yeah that one has the worst art by far

shouldve let the Coupe/PunchUp artist do them all

>>724909251
It's not that big of a deal, but if you go have dinner with her, watch what she does with her hands after she transforms.

Also, if you don't kiss her, but have dinner with her, the kiss is way more romantic. Just really hits me in my heart and penis.

>>724909161
>Literally doesn't give a crap about her as Mandy AKA as she really is
>Gets depressed when she leaves him

I mean

>>724909396
>shouldve let the Coupe/PunchUp artist do them all
You're only saying that because its psuedo anime styled

>>724909519
fucking koreans, just cause your society is shitty and sad, you don't have to make everyone just as miserable

>>724909216
>tldr: he only gives a shit about her superhero form
so does every other BBfag
>>724909396
>fake manga
is the artist french?

>>724909583
dispatch is pseudo anime style in general

>>724909592
nope, brit-chink

why are they using old PCs though

>BB comic artist

well that explains it

>>724909473
>Also, if you don't kiss her, but have dinner with her, the kiss is way more romantic. Just really hits me in my heart and penis.

As in, if you don't kiss her in Ep. 1 but then do in Ep. 4?
Do you got a comparison?

Also, are you referencing her putting her arms under her chest?

This is Invisigal’s future

>>724908859
I hope they didn't shoot themselves in the foot by killing off characters everyone likes or 'Dispatch 2: The Search for More Money' is going to be in trouble.

>>724909748
Thats hilarious. She actually can't draw white pepo

>>724909904
I really hope roberts story ends with this game. If they do a dispatch 2 i want a new story with a new protag

>>724907938
Isn't he supposed to be a great hero whom the people loved?
And certainly SDN will be expecting him to work for them once the suit is finished instead of going solo again.
This plus him working as a dispatcher in the meantime certainly warrants him getting rewarded monetarily as well imo.
But corpos gonna corpo and take advantage so it is kinda realistic I guess.

>no invisigal comic
woah.............

>>724909904
The best they could do is make each season an anthology following a different branch of SDN

>>724909827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn4FqgQh2Cg

Essentially, if you kissed her in episode 1, she and Robert joke about how it's less of a HR violation. If you don't kiss her, Robert asks her if it was worth the wait.

I'm just referencing the little hand thing she does as she's turning away to offer her hand to you as her civvie identity. It's sweet.

>>724909972
tomorrow

>>724909970
Why? More adventures of mecha man being both a dispatcher and hero with his mech fixed would be fun. You want to ditch him and the villain crew that fast?

>>724909689
unexpected. still, close enough
>>724909829
most dialogue suggest Robert has adopted an anti-natalist posture after seeing what happened to his dad tho

>>724909972
her story is in the game, she doesn't need a comic

>>724909970
>>724909987
Yeah that's fine too. I just think killing anyone major would leave a bad taste.

>>724910061
But he still thinks about it

>Game ends with Robert getting a family and raising the next generation of mecha man

Cant wait

>>724910113
>Invisimechaman

imagine it

>>724910143
>Mechaman powered by the BB pendant

imagine it.

>>724910198
why would it work on a machine

>>724910041
I just think sequels to games like this always suffer because they have to account for all the stupid choices and its never as fleshed out as the originals.
It always ends up like Life is Strange where they are like "uhh they broke up btwn games"

>>724908679
We're in hell for this, anon...

whoever you fired should come back as a villain during gameplay section

>>724908839
WHY CAN'T I HAVE MY BLACK QUEEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>724910331
boy do I have news for you

>>724910331
Coupe literally did already

>>724910238
if the astral pulse works, why not a magic pendant?

>>724910352
Her looks? Amazing. No notes. I'd fuck her in a heartbeat.

Her attitude? Fuck off. I don't need a hood rat on my dick, giving me whatever the fuck sort of super-AIDS she's got down there.

>>724910331
funny how I didn't even know it was him until I saw anon pointing it out in another thread yesterday

>>724908679
Oooh, that boy dick look big. How long he had? 7 inches?

>>724910909
https://files.catbox.moe/zgn0ik.jpg


Robert has that scrawny hung white guy build

>>724909583
The Waterboy one isn't bad. It's very webcomic in artsyle, but it conveys what's happening well without looking like shit like the Sonar and Malevola one. Coupe and Punch Up's is the best because even if it's B&W, it conveys the feeling the best.

>>724910998
Do you think he spins his dick around like a helicopter blade when nobody's looking

>>724907779
They are going to fix his robot, it will take like 100 years of waging to pay back the debt

>>724910778
I had literally no idea that Waterboy was Joel Haver (the retroscope guy) until I saw the cast interview.
Now that I know, I can hear it, but prior to that I completely missed it.

>>724910998
Her body doesnt look like this.
Shes shaped like Tracer

Do you think she likes it in the fartbox?

>>724911448
she'll learn to

>>724910998
Not canon. She ain't a coomer

>>724911448
I do

>>724911448
what is a 'fartbox'?

>>724911690
anal

>>724911547
>she ain’t a coomer
Did we play the same game?

>>724911448
she better get used to it if she wants to be forgiven for what she did

>>724911715
>And if you knew the truth
>Would you always be there?

>>724911448
Not only does she like anal, she probably does anal on the first date.

Inivisigal reserves vaginal for a few months into dating, perhaps even half a year in. She hasn't had a boyfriend reach that point yet.

Prism

>>724912206
shes taken

>>724912206
if her voice didn't make her sound like a 400 pound sheboon and if her writing wasn't completely terrible I might like her

>>724912270
This would be cute. I'd love for this to be a build-up of their relationship. But we all know she's not going to do that, because the writers are going to pair her with Malevola or something.

>>724912270
Kino pairing

>>724908969
I want LESS of this bitch. When are we getting another round of firings? This bitch needs to join batfag on the unemployment line

Are we ready for Roberto to get /fit/ again?

>>724912452
Oh boy i hope the gameplay is fun and interactive and lets me time my clicks to his pull ups!

>>724912452
Flambae's ready.

>>724912294
>her writing wasn't completely terrible
exprain prease

>>724912319
should be waterboy and malevola

>>724912639
I was honestly kinda dissapointed we didn't get any of those in the last 2 episodes. The hacking sections were fun enough to make up for it though

>>724912816
her dialogue fucking sucks, like "you look like Mumford fucked all his sons" and shit like that (which isn't technically unique to her but it's multiplied by her horrible sheboon voice)

>>724912831
Nah, Malevola's actually got a kind side to her. She's willing to play along and corrupt someone. It's not enough of a gap to circle around and make it subversively sweet. Or maybe it's because there actually are real world cases of hood bitches like Prism getting with weedy white guys in real life that I want that.

really i just like tsun-tsun women and dorky but well meaning dudes to get together

>>724912831
Isn't malevola gay?

>>724912948
>you look like Mumford fucked all his sons

>>724912948
>you look like Mumford fucked all his sons
>Nicki Mirage

No taste if you don't like that kind of banter, anon. She's a ghetto ass nigga which I can get being annoying, but the dialogue in that bit was great.

god this has such shitty artstyle and character design

Why the fuck is some garbage capeshit VN getting shilled this hard here fucking kill yourselves

>>724912948
And they made her the charisma character...

>>724913214
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>724913217
I might be able to stomach it if it's one quippy reference in a conversation, but it's "nikkiy mirage" to "Cardi C" to something about hipsters to "mumford fucked all his sons" back to back to back, it's fucking horribly grating

>>724913214
punchable tummy

>>724913221
how so

>>724908969
she needs an actual costume

>>724913351
Do you not have people who you banter with who build off a joke like that, anon? If anything, them all coming up with good and bad puns based on musicians, with Lady Haha being the weakest, is super natural sounding to me since it's a metaphorical gauntlet thrown to continue down the line instead of admitting defeat by going somewhere else.

>>724913467
No I don't fucking have people who banter with me like this, if someone tried to banter with me like this I'd hit them in the head with a hammer. I am actually wondering if you're trolling as I cannot possibly comprehend how someone thinks this is good writing (this specific instance, the game has good writing elsewhere).

i'm al;ready sick of seeing these threads
we need a /vn/ visual novel board for this shit or something

>>724913351
It’s funny because Robert hates black women

>>724909519
>no longer breathing so her entire corpse turns invisible forever

what the fuck dude

>>724913604
the only actually good VNs are Katawa Shoujo, Snoot Game and Wani. The rest would be porn discussion.

>>724913585
It's a meeting between villains who don't take anything seriously, do you really think they wouldn't try to anger each other with stupid/witty remarks?

>>724913410
>this is a 26yo
what hte helly

>>724913604
why not just hide the threads instead of bumping them, thoughbeit?

>>724913467
The problem is that it's entirely dependent on the kind of friends you have IRL. I used to have friends who would banter like this in high school, but they turned out to be pickme girls and reddit dudes.

>>724909519
why is it always gooks who do super edgy fancomics

>>724913670
shit is deep :V

>>724913585
Maybe you should look deeper into the fact that you’d beat someone to death with a hammer for mildly annoying you

>>724913717
I'm 25 and people tell me I look 20, this is because I never developed with normal experiences like a normal human does

>>724913604
just use filters bro

>>724913715
Reddit millennial Marvel writing is not what I want to see in any context. It's bad. I do not care about the justification.

>>724913585
>No I don't fucking have people who banter with me like this
sending virtual hugs

>>724913787
maybe people shouldn't act like they're in a marvel movie
>>724913841
THIS ISN'T EDGY I AM THE NORMAL ONE HERE
>>724913870
THANKS

>>724913441
Yeah, I like the devil design but feel like she should have some edgy fantasy armor. Or something with more belts. Just lean into the Karlach thing

>>724913585
>No I don't fucking have people who banter with me like this, if someone tried to banter with me like this I'd hit them in the head with a hammer.
This a lot more telling of you than it is of the writing or prism

>>724914025
STOP

>>724913941
>maybe people shouldn't act like they're in a marvel movie
Silly anon, you can't ask how often someone jerks off in a Marvel movie

>>724913970
Karlach really would be better, if she had hooves

https://youtu.be/JWViInkIAuk
i play for she

Imagine choosing the invisibitch whore over mandy

>>724914078
Hazbin Hotel combined with a Marvel movie, even better

>>724909519
I refuse

>>724914025
BB DID THIS BTW

>>724914025
owarida...

Koreans are based

>>724914130
I don't have to imagine because I already did.

>>724913585
I sometimes forget how lonely and autistic the average user of this place is

>>724913351
>>724913467
I don't like that those artists exist in Dispatch's world.

>>724914197
Fuck BB for making me fire her

>>724909519
Is Dispatch dubbed in any other languages?

We gotta pump those numbers up

>>724913970
yeah, or go all the way with the magick 'homage'.

>>724914078
close enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N5rqF25y9I

>Hey Robbie, you're gonna forgive yourself right?
>I didn't die so you could cry all day every day

>>724913770
that's not edgy it's just melodrama
which they also love shoving in everywhere, to be fair

>>724914304
>not firing le ebin streamer bat instead

>>724914313
I think most koreans just know english, their own language is stupidly easy to learn (by design) so they just learn English too

>>724913585
>if someone tried to banter with me like this I'd hit them in the head with a hammer.
the hammer in question

>>724914313
No, but a whole bunch of subs

>>724914571
Streamer bat is a bro and she betrayed his trust by handcuffing him instead of showing boobies

>>724913670
I didn't even catch that. Fuck that's depressing man

>>724909519
i'm so retarded i thought this was a spoiler for the game

>>724907938
You'd think with the people he saved over the years, charities would pop up almost immediately to help him repair his suit, especially since his dad died a hero.

>>724914025
I keep gaslighting myself and telling me this only happens if you pick a certain route
you and i both know this is just how the story plays for everyone

She has to hold her breath to go invisible?
So shes like that dude in DBZ that stopped time?

>>724914739
Its $86 just to go see a movie, no one has any money to spare in this universe

>>724914752
lol this isn't Detroit Become Human

>>724914317
goddamn

>>724914781
yes, but also yes

>>724914802
The dude bought a mess of snacks, and probably a second ticket so his date doesn't get kicked out, 86 bucks is honestly cheaper then the real world.

>>724914752
Stop acting like a retarded doomer, whole game has been leaked already including all the endings. Nobody dies in any of them.

>>724914571
99% of the people keeping bat are just keeping him because le penguinerino youtuber. all the comment sections imply exactly that... nobody's actually making a decision based on the 2 characters in-game.

>>724914025
>invisibitch gets frigded
score another BBchads

>>724915196
I chose Sonar because he seems to actually care about this gig and reforming himself while Coupe still seems like an evil assassin.

>>724915196
No his int stat is just valuable

>>724915196
Yup

>>724915196
I got rid of his ass because I fucking hate his transformation mechanic

>>724915281
insanely off model

but on the other hand....

>>724915281
zamn invisifat

>>724915330
Based and same

>>724914973
2 tickets where i work is 22, 26 if it's 3d.
$50 for concessions is going to get you enough food to feel like a meal, 2 large drinks, 1 large popcorn, 2 pizza's and 2 candies would be $45

>>724915281
I for one am ready to see more sluts coommaxing as invisiwife and Blaze slut

>>724915196
I wanted to get rid of the streamerfag voice but i like the bat

>>724915404
>where i work
He lives in LA

>>724915404
Yea, but are you in the greater LA area and dealing with Commiefornia prices and taxes? This is a random movie being shown at a mall theater around prime time, and it's 25 bucks a pop for tickets alone.

>>724915604
if I had the choice to get rid of anyone I'd have picked the fucking demon bitch
Alanah can't act for shit and she sounds like she recorded her lines over the phone again

>>724915196
no i kept him because bats are my favorite animals

>>724915723
Half her lines during dispatch i barely hear her. I only notice she said something when someone replies.

>>724915793
>bats are my favorite animals
based
>i kept him
not based

>>724915281
alright, who

>>724914752
honestly might kill her for the tragickino, all the best telltale games have it/spoiler]

>>724915281
She has to wear fake jeans that are actually stretchy shit because shes so fat

Ok those who have seen the spoilers for the last 4 episodes on a scale of 1-10 how much of a chad is Robert by the games end. I’m really liking his character so far.

>>724907326 (OP)
Not a video game.

>>724915679
nta, but I wanted to see how my theater would compare.

>>724907437
Waterboy...

>>724915998
he rips invisigal's nose ring out and stabs blonde blazer in the eyes with it before knocking visi up with twins, i'm thinking based

>>724915908
filename

>>724916123
and then invisigal woke up

>>724915994
>because shes so fat
mmmm

>>724915281
Invisigal after a few kids

>>724908839
>the guys who really wish Prism could be romanced

There are dozens of us! Or at least two!

I'm still not buying the WEGslop.

>>724916054
He got two bags of Sour Patch kids, and Milk Duds, plus maybe even a third and fourth bag in his jacket pocket visible when he squeezes past, but only one drink. Pretty sure you'd be over budget, and I'm now just realizing how much my boy fucking loves Sour Patch kids apparently.

>>724916339
>buying
Of course not. Its free

Do you like Robert Robertson the Third?

>>724916417
Is Robert retarded? Why didnt he sneak that shit in for cheap?

>>724916446
i love him in fact i might wanna suck his cock

>>724916417
>>724916054
He only had to buy 1 ticket

>>724916417
This is why Robert can't afford furniture.

>>724916495
don't be a faggot

>>724916446
I really really hate how they drew his stubble. It looks like he has scrapes on his face from a fight

>>724916446
Yes.

>>724916417
See the ones stuffed in his pocket here

>>724916456
That's not what a hero does

>>724916498
Would be really awkward if his date gets kicked out halfway through, and he can't go invisible if she ducks out and also it would be very obvious he's friends with the criminal which would be trouble

>>724916456
The movie started in twenty minutes and he was trying to set a good example

Dancing with Invisi or BB next ep. Hope it's longer than this one clip we have so far.

>>724916446
His face should have one or two horrid scars to match his charred body

>>724916593
what's happening here

>>724916720
mecha rape

>>724907326 (OP)
Kill yourself faggot

>>724916446
i love robbie triple

>>724916417
>>724916619
alright I took that into account, the difference between a large and regular whatever is a buck so I just went with the combo.

Jesus. Imagine living in California.

>>724916714
He was. >>724913410

>>724916835
Maybe this city isnt worth saving

>>724916985
you actually saved this shit? LOL

>>724913809
they can always smell it within 10 or so seconds. bummer

>>724916835
>25 bucks for FOUR (4) sour patch kids
they better be sold in giant buckets because what the fuck man

>>724916835
Then minus 15 for the other ticket he doesnt need and its 85

>>724916835
And yet Robert could buy a Twinkie for a single dollar in the staff vending machine. SDN must be subsidizing the shit out of that so they don't to deal with hangry supers.

>>724917050
We must tolerate the singular fujoshi in these threads.

>>724917240
He got that dollar from Chase

>>724917368
Yea, which is why we know it's a single dollar and not a 5 spot which Robert forgot to get the change for.

>>724916835
what the fuck you americans pay this much for a movie?
the absolute numbers for ticket prices in my country is less than yours, and thats not even accounting currency conversion which would make it even cheaper.
why the fuck are they charging so much?

>fujoposting
>figuring out movie ticket prices
Still better that waifu wars

>>724917461
Americans? Aren't cinemas expensive everywhere?

>>724917461
because they can, and to be fair that's one of the most expensive part of the country. it's """only""" $15 where i am in norcal

>>724917461
Inflation... greed

What do Phenomaman's genitals look like? Since they aren't compatible with 'umies

>>724917461
We support the arts

>>724917461
There is a reason why theaters are dying.

>>724917653
Google 'traumatic insemination'

>>724917653
cuntboy

>>724917653
Cloaca is the most commonly accepted theory.

>>724917707
>ywn have a beetledick
why live

>>724917653
Human but 6 inches
BB is just shallow

>>724917707
>>724917779
I wish we had a beetle hero. That would be pretty nice.

>>724917851
How would Blue Beetle fare in this world?

>>724907326 (OP)
>"Hey there, player! Here's Invisigirl! The physically abusive stalker who can't take responsibility for when she makes a mistake! If we throw in a dream sex scene, you'll like her! Because you have no standards!"

>>724918054
Thanks bro, I'll take her

>>724907779
Yeah, it's stupid. Because Blazer already knows he has no money left. So, how is going to eat and where is he going to live? That's a question for another writer to ponder over.

>>724918054
Robert has way better chemistry with her than blondie

>>724918054
You had me at girl

>>724912206
Her injured portrait is so good.

why the fuck isnt it wednesday already

>>724918054
but we do. that scene shows the players that BB is a starfish (by omission)
>>724918196
also this

>>724918328
Just two more days.

>>724916281
>Woman bloats up, doesn't get fat but gets a little chubby after several kids
Perfect.

>>724917579
not that guy but a movie ticket is like 7 dollars in my country

>>724918373
>>724918328
I'm straight but he's way hotter with the muttons.

>>724917461
Difference in earnings means that Americans can afford to pay more for discretionary stuff, and theaters are trying to cover all the upgrades they made to convince people not to just watch at home. Everyone gets a recliner chair these days, not the shitty stadium seating.

After they begin dating, do you think she’ll constantly try to jump Robert’s bones at work, but he brushes her off because hero work is too important?

>>724918541
I'm not really into chops but I can see the appeal for some. I hope personally that Phenomaman will at least trim his facial hair.

TIME TO BE A HERO

HUZZAH

>>724918698
>honeymoon phase
She keeps trying, and Robert gives in once or twice when there's nothing going on at the end of a shift.
>afterwards
She buckles down because she wants Robert to be proud of her for being a good hero and he rewards her appropriately at home.

>>724918819
>>BB struggling with a third of the playerbase
she's cooked lmao

>capehsit
grow the fuck up

>>724918819
Is that the most recent stat? When I played last week they were more or less evenly matched.

>>724908097
I want there to be a short dispatch segment near the end where mechaman is a unit and just absolutely steamrolls everything in the suit. Just to demonstrate why everyone gives this one hero so much credit in comparison to all the others.

>>724918996
Pretty sure it's somewhere around there, yea. Probably tilted by all the people who bought it after seeing the wet dream on Youtube.

>>724919016
I mean, suit handles the physical stats really well and Robert has shown he's good at the mental ones. Sounds about right.

>>724918336
Oh, you misunderstand. I'm not a fan of Blazer either, especially since she says nothing about having a boyfriend when she gets kissed, she dumps Phenomaman because she wants to "shake things up", and sets Robert as the one to help heal Phenomaman from a break-up she caused.

I'm not exactly thrilled with the options here.

>>724918750
Waterboy didn't say that

So when is the last episode out

This physique makes Invisigal wet

>>724919490
yeah I believe this why wouldn't it

>>724918996
I just finished ep 4 and that's what it gave me

A reminder to anyone who wants to experience the full game - there are multiple save files.

>>724919490
Can't say I blame her honestly

>>724914025
WHAT THE FUCK
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAKE UP INVISABITCH

>>724910187
sour patch 4 life

>>724919443
Not this Wednesday but next

>>724919490
he looks like a really skinny ryan reynolds or something

>>724912206
cut her off

>>724919443
Nov 12.

>>724919490
Yea? Pretty sure almost every dude would kill to be otter mode like that, I would.

>>724919490
>According to Ad Hoc, this is called a dad bod

holy shit how do I fucking stop sucking at identifying called-for stats in calls

>>724920061
Read nigga read!

>>724920152
No one spoiled the tomboy sex scene, so there might be some unexpected stuff still.

>>724920061
If the call has the word that even vaguely suggests any movement at all (even if it's moving furniture), mobility is required
If it seems like it requires strength, it needs vitality, not combat.
The rest is self-explanatory.

>>724920152
one of the huge downsides of releasing episodically. i'm sure they like the publicity but it's much easier for players to avoid spoilers if you just dump the whole game at once and let them marathon through it.

>>724920152
All the leaks have done is made /v/ more hyped, so that’s something

>>724919207
She doesn't just "want to shake things up", it's shown she wants to be Mandy, he unequivocally only wants Blonde Blazer, she wants a family, he can't have kids with her. This wasn't a spur of the moment break up because she found someone else. Robert may have been the last straw (though she was no doubt going to break up with him anyway), but Robert wasn't the whole burden.

As for giving Robert the option of fixing Phenomaman, Robert's team was down a member, he was one of the options.

>>724920152
at the very least not everyone knows what's been leaked, even on /v/

is BB going to get mad if you're going Visi?

Let’s see Robert Robertson’s card

>>724920152
Does the story at least end up being good?

>>724920484
I don't know, I've restrained myself from reading most of it, I only know about the bomb thing.

>>724920467
>Do you like Telltale and movie games? Their early work was a little too Monkey Island for my tastes, but when The Walking Dead came out in 2012, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.
>The whole game has a clear, crisp episodic story, and a new, well-hidden mechanic of fake choices that really gives the game a big boost. They've been compared to David Cage, but I think Telltale has a far more down to earth, restrained sensibility.
>In 2014, Telltale released this, The Wolf Among Us, their most accomplished game. I think their undisputed masterpiece is “Episode 3: A Crooked Mile”. A chapter so immersive, most people probably don’t listen to the dialogue. But they should! Because it’s not just a story about fairy-tale noir and murder - it’s a subtle commentary on community policing and libertarianism.
>HEY, COOP!

>>724920484
I'm avoiding the leaks but I have complete faith if this is the TWAU/TWDS1 team

i hope we get to see the real names of the z team

>>724920601
thanks for the ID loser

>>724920318
Which makes no sense. How do spoilers bring further hype?

>>724920334
>She doesn't just "want to shake things up",
I'm not quoting that as her actual reason. I am talking about how she is explaining her break up, and then (for some bizarre reason) connecting that to firing one of the team members - an action that she apparently told everyone EXCEPT the leader when she promised in the literal last episode to respect his authority. The writing in these is SO wonky.
>he can't have kids with her.
You'd think that this would have come up earlier in their relationship if that was what she really wanted. If Phenomaman can't have kids (or even sex apparently because their genitals are incompatible), then why continue the relationship? And if it's because she doesn't want to move on until she met (another man), then that ALSO doesn't help her image.
>As for giving Robert the option of fixing Phenomaman, Robert's team was down a member, he was one of the options.
Once again, I'm pointing out the insanity of the moment that Blazer is asking Robert to give a pep-talk to her ex that he only met once after listening to him talking to a bunch of supervillains in a critical manner. How does that make any sense?

>>724920595
TRY MAKING WOLF AMONG US 2 NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD

>>724920697
>And if it's because she doesn't want to move on until she met (another man), then that ALSO doesn't help her image.
Oh, my goodness. The progressive LA studio actually proved Mission Impossible 2 right:
https://youtu.be/WZca_EmpkOE?si=t606b_eBP3EnvRVV&t=15

>>724920673
The ID is literally just "boobies" backwards.
It's not unique to each person if that's what you were implying.

is this shit gonna get a sandbox/endless mode after it's done?

>>724920872
They've said maybe, but it's going to be difficult, because the game is not built for it. I think they're surprised at their own success.

ERRRRRMMMM HEEEELLLLOOOOOO? MY NAME IS SHROUD!!!

>>724920975
...who?

>>724918328
His name would be way cooler if it was Phenomenaman. Phenomaman sounds like a retard trying to say Phenomenal Man, or a italian calling his mommy.

>>724912206
honestly she is probably the hottest one, it's shame about the voice

>>724921104
and her skin color

>>724920278
It wouldn't be a downside if they had done their shit right and not put the files for the whole game in their final release. Did they really not think people would comb through it?
It's not like they can't make people download the files when the episodes release, like every other episodic release. The only thing that's different here is that the whole game is already done

>>724920872
it'd be neat but feel kinda soulless without the little dialogue

>>724921001
I prefer if it were hyphenated like Phenoma-Man.

>>724921104
Coupe is pretty attractive and doesn't come across as a hood nigga, but I can't do Punch Up by stealing his kwaen like that.

>>724921104
her being such a hoodrat fits the villain community service thing, but yeah

>>724921104
Coupe is better.

>>724921181
Jungle fever time

She’s got a nice back

>>724921104
Nah. She can doll herself up all she wants it doesn't change her genes. No one wants to curse their kids with those traits.

Coupe is our hottest negress

>>724921609
Her suit should have been white for contrast

>>724921421
Worth it, she is just that hot

I really think the 'Cardi C' like would have been better as 'Cardi C minus.'
And that's 100% because I didn't realize Robert gave her a lower academic letter grade until the 4th mention of it, and I would like no one else to feel as dumb I as felt when I realized it.

That is all.

this game is gay i pirated it and its gay
just thought i should let you all know

le epic millennial dialogue x california, so fucking gay, you must enjoy the taste of cock to enjoy this game

>>724917653
Maybe his race is like humans but with switched genitalia where women have boobs and dicks and men have vaginas. Maybe phenomaman has a vagina.

>>724921283
>>724921236
Coupe would be great if she still had her long hair.

>>724921770
Don't go there, man. It's not worth it.

>>724921816
Cardi Z was RIGHT THERE.

>>724922057
>Cardi Z
FUCK I DON'T GET THAT ONE EITHER! DAMN IT I THOUGHT I WAS SMART FOR A SECOND!

>>724922057
I actually thought Lady Haha was pretty funny

Robert is NOT 26

>>724922590
>Robert is an unc

Uncbros WON

>>724922590
good
he doesn't seem 26 in the slightest

>>724922590
Are Robertbros cooked?

>>724922803
this game amuses me but some of the dialogue is going to age so badly with the lingo.

>>724922590
Chase is 39.
He was Robert's babysitter 15 years ago, when he was 24.
For Robert to need a babysitter, he was likely under 17.
Meaning Robert is, at absolute most, 31.

>>724922057
>Don't go there, man. It's not worth it.
She's hot, that's enough, no price is too steep because I have very little to pay.

>>724922590
zoom-zoomies go the fuck home with your fagboy broccoli hair
robert is OURS

>>724922590
>Robert is a boomer
Oh nononono....

>>724923000
He was still a kid it seems when he took the Mecha Man mantle. Well at least that what it looks like on this comic book cover.

>>724922590
Why not state his actual age then?

>>724923192
it's probably in the upcoming comic >>724923119

anybody else feel like Paul is tapping into H Jon Benjamin a little bit for his performance in this?

>>724922030
Testes need to be outside of the body for thermal regulation otherwise total sperm death will occur.

>>724922853
I don’t think so. Any form of oomer is stuck in culture forever

>>724923119
I know the art from an outside contractor is a sketchy source, but if young Robert stood up, his head would be just about even with the bottom of that glowing M's center. That's very early teen height range for a male.
If he was 12 there, he'd be 27 during the game, and if he was 13 he'd be 28.

>>724923462
You'd think so, but you're very wrong. Eventually the core alphas are going to come along and think everything you do is retarded and lame.

>>724923119
Why does Robert look like Rich Evans here

>>724923627
Rob the birthday boy

>you bought a game and you can't even play it
>the game is done, it's not even waiting for DLC
>they give you a preview the day before of the game you've bought but cannot play to hype you up for your own game
>because they couldn't get the TV series they originally wanted
>and you'll cope, saying that it's acceptable because you can't trust yourself to talk about a game for than a week without the devs depriving you of your own game
Get these infinitely-shilled cuck threads off my board. Paid full price for a 12 hour game you're not even allowed to play lol

not reading allat but i hope your day goes better

>>724923752
>Paid
lol

>>724914025

If it turns out she died and there's nothing I can do I'm not buying the game

I was on the fence about it but this will seal the deal

See you tomorrow

>>724907326 (OP)
stop shilling this weg slop just because it has a flat blonde character

>>724923752
>Get these infinitely-shilled cuck threads off my board.
Why don't you just delete the thread with your janitor powers

>>724924031
>Girl in the OP isn't even blonde
Must suck being colorblind. Sorry but well not really

>>724920484
>does the story end up being good?
>halfway through the game with zero conflict
>only like 30 minutes of cutscene per episode
>trailers for episodes 5 and 6 are just more filler
dont worry anon i'm sure episode 7 will introduce something interesting

>>724911448
She likes whatever the hell Robert likes.

>>724912941
I’m actually too retarded for the hacking (besides the brain dead story ones). I don’t know what neuron isn’t firing but I keep fucking up the episode 4 one and it’s too much of a pain in the ass to start the whole thing over just for that.

>>724915196
I kept Sonar so me, him, Phenomaman and Royd can play commander together.

>>724924267
Episode 4 one is very simple, as soon as you begin paying attention to why is the antivirus moving, and why it isn't. It took me a lot of attempts, and then I suddenly saw the light.

>>724923752
>you bought
Nuh uh.

>>724924267
Make the ball roll, make the ball roll to the far left, stop the ball again, collect the passwords.

>>724924202
Robert likes her, so maybe she will start to like herself

>>724912206
The niggest of niggas. I hate her voice so much its unreal.
Her ability is cool though.

>>724923535
He mentioned his dad died while he was 11, the question is how long between that and him taking up the mantle

>only 8 episodes

this world is cruel

>>724916054
I find this fucking hilarious. I moved out of the US this year. Haven't been to a theater in over a decade but I went to one on a date in Bangkok and it was like 15$ for the ticket, 64oz drink, huge bucket of caramel popcorn, and a hotdog.

>>724924878
>thinking we wont get another season
lol

>>724924676
First you gotta rebuild the suit, so I think it'd be safe to assume it took Robert 7 years all by himself scrounging parts and prototyping until he managed to get a barely functional suit working. He'd be 33 then.

>>724924910
And fall to the telltale curse of nothing matters?
>Oh, the person you romanced? Yeah you’re divorced now
>Oh, the person you fired? Yeah they’re just back
>Oh, the person you hired? Yeah they’re gone now

>>724924878
S2 where you run a team of villains.

>>724924878
They had to release 1 good game to build up their credibility. Make no mistake though, it pained them to do this. They will revert back to ESG shit in the next game. I guarantee it.

>>724925141
and just like with this game, I will wait after it starts to release to make sure it's not shit first before I pay money for it.

>>724925174
I'm pirating all the episodes because I know for a fact the ending won't be worth it. For now I'm just playing to participate in the discussions before it inevitably goes to shit just like TWD did.

>>724925234
TWD's whole first season was great though

If this game didn't have celebrities and so many cutscenes they could actually make a game where your choices mattered. Man, that would have been so much more fun.

>>724925272
>Chuck's Death
>Molly disappears
>Everything about Ben
>Choices don't actually matter, but we were naive and riding high off the ending before we knew it would lead nowhere

Stillnot buying the WEGslop.

>>724925018
Nah, it's an easy setting where they can throw you at a new cast with a new protagonist and then just have some cameos.

>>724907326 (OP)
Why is this shit timegated?

>>724925346
Ben did nothing wrong

>>724925406
because they wanted to be le interactive tv show

>>724925406
To mimic a television format and promote discussion. First time, anon? I remember Duck Dodgers doing that a long-ass time ago.

>>724925406
It's an episodic release, the devs are ex-telltale ones. they've been doing that for well over a decade

>>724925406
Because it's a hybrid between game and TV show.

>>724925406
Because they wanted to hide how short the game is artificially so people wouldn't know that the game was half-assed.

>>724925406
Allow the gamer dads and casuals who can only afford 2 hours a week to join in discussions without getting spoiled by people who'd play it through in a single sitting.

>>724925736
>join in discussions without getting spoiled
about that...

>>724920678
Spoilers confirmed there's no shitty twists and that Dispatch is unironically very straightforward.

The fact people keep speculating on who Shroud is when the game literally tells you in episode 1 is proof that the gaming industry's oversaturated on plot twists and villains when a traditional story that's simple and resonates with audiences is ultimately what people actually want at the end of the day. The good guys are good guys, bad guys are bad guys, and former bad guys can be redeemed and become good guys again.

>>724925859
The average person isn't hanging around places where people are discussing data mined spoilers. It was wild to me to hear normalfags talking about the game at work, never thought a VN would be so insanely popular even with streamer exposure.

>>724926049
Hardly just the gaming industry. Kpop Demon Hunters was a smash hit by having a very basic classic Disney story that they simply played straight with zero unexpected twists except maybe having the balls to off the male lead in the final hour.

The funniest part about Invisibitch is that she doesn't even have the tomboy appeal. She isn't a tomboy. She likes stupid romcoms and is a scrawny dyel. Blazer has her beat on that front with actual fitness and muscle mass and actual powers. Blazer is also a better drinker and banterer and plays video games.

Invisibitch really is totally worthless in every way. People just projected their fantasies on her because she wants to have sex with their self-insert. Literally no other reason.

>>724925406
I like that it's timegated. Discussing and experiencing drops is fun. It's also objectively a good business strategy, going by the sales trends.

All things considered, going back to minmax the dispatch sections to get all missions done even against the scripted events is pretty fun.
Having said that, no skip button is painful. Or at least make it so that it saves right when you start the section, and not make you watch the two minute cutscene beforehand every time you restart to try again.

game for faggots

Astroturfed game

>>724926240
Invisigirl's wondering if he's as big down there as he was in her dreams.>>724926293
You don't understand, anon. Invisigirl is literally western early Watamote Tomoko and that's fucking hot.

>>724907326 (OP)
INVISIGAL LIKES PEGGING

>>724926465
>"Listen Robert, i want you to wear this strap-on so you can fuck me in both holes at once!"
What did she mean by this?

>>724926293
didn't read, still banging invisicute

Every goddamn time they make one of these shitty video game TV shows the board gets spammed with shill threads. You fuckers couldn't make it any more obvious if you tried

>>724926293
I agree there should have been a scene clarifying this lol imagine if they had her sit on a swing or something and go "i'm worthless" that would really show people

I genuinely like Sonar.

>>724907779
They're not paying him and the main tweest is that Blonde Blazer is funding Robert's mecha repairs all by herself

>>724920484
apparently ep 5 is just more filler and everything happens in the last 3 episodes, take that as you will

>>724926514
>"Listen Robert, i want you to we-
[Ram dildo all the way down Invisigirl's throat and tie the strap-on around her head]
Lung capacity training.

>>724924878
They sold 1+ million copies in a week. They're obviously going to release more.

>Thought I'd love Blonde Blazer more as the romance option
>Opinion changes as I start to get attracted to Invisigal
GOD DAMN IT, MY HEART IS CONFLICTED.

>>724914025
Blonde Blazer wins lol

>>724926605
invisibitch's fans would be very upset if they actually played the game

>Visi can make her clothes invisible
>Visi cannot make spills invisible

>>724926659
Me too.
If I could have picked one to cut for power, I would have cut Punch Up.
If I could have picked one to cut because I hate listening to them, it'd have been Prism. Every female character except Blazer and Invisigal phones it in, it she's the most insufferable.

Sex with Prism!

>>724924878
S2 where Robert becomes Mecha Man again and leads the actual A-team with Blonde Blazer.

>>724926716
Romance both. Robert cannot be contained, and neither can you!
Apparently you can actually do this, but if I were a bettin' man, I'd bet this backfires and kill them both or some awful shit. Dare you risk it?

I kept Sonar and recruited Waterboy

>>724926862
Why would he still be a dispatcher if he has the Mecha Man suit?

I kept Coupe and recruited Waterboy

heh

>>724926862
>Build your team of Z listers you bring with you into the big leagues, depending on who you still have alive after Season 1.
I'd be diggidy down.
Invisigal and Golem are my ride or die homies.

>>724926873
i better not have fucked up by kissing blazer in episode 1 on my invisigirl route.... ive been pretty professional after that, just going "okay you said no, so im not gonna try."

>>724926947
I threw a chair at Golem and made him feel bad.

>>724926985
Golem actually prefers the chair, he later realises the pun and goes "that was funny."
Supposedly, he acts up during the second shift if you kick him out like a child

>>724908582
I just can't love a woman with a septum piercing.

>>724926970
You may have fucked up, actually.
If you don't kiss her at the start, if you date her and kiss her later, she's way, way more into it. "Worth the wait?" "Hm... Yeah~"

>>724927214
eh, i personally prefer invisigal, her personality is more fun and cute imo. Its why i ditched BB in that first playthrough after finding out invisigal is an option (well that and the whole "this is my boyfriend issue".)

>>724926947
Look at how much fun they're having.

>>724927214
Don't lie, she says maybe. She teases you.

>>724927319
Isn't he made out of mud? I don't want to sit on mud.

>>724927356
She's probably balancing one the metal framing?

>>724927356
he is made of inorganic matieral and can atleast somewhat shapeshift. Its probably closer to sitting on solid earth unless he makes himself muddy. Tho even then, it would probably be really dry mud, more like clay.

>>724916446
I hate that he has freckles, remove that shit.

>>724927356
just stick a chair on top

>>724926794
The only thing we've seen on her that she couldn't make invisible so far was someone else's blood, and I guess your shirt that landed on her while she was already invisible but that doesn't really count.

>>724927319
You just know.

Why is Invisigal's skin brown?

>>724927347
It's been a while since I saw it. I didn't remember what she said, but she does go way deeper into the kiss.

>>724927580
Who the fuck knows? She's some flavor of Asian. She could be Polynesian for all we know.

>>724926716
>nearly cheats on her boyfriend with you the first time she meets you
>hopping back on the cock carousel a few days after breaking up with Phenomaman
>is not even a real amazonian blonde
She’s getting trashier as a romance with every new episode

Anyone got the collage of perfect dispatch results? I wanna compare to what I got.

Can I just tell Mandy to keep the necklace on at all times?

She shouldn't even be offended at that. If I had a necklace that made me four inches taller and also buffer I'd wear it 100% of the time too. Even if it didn't also give me superpowers.

>>724927319
the other synergies I understand but there is genuinely no practical reason for this combo. Makes me wonder if it's just to avoid shipping drama

>>724927656
>introduced to Invisigal spying on you changing, proving she cannot be trusted
>constantly undermines you, even when her life is on the line
>lashes out when called out for her recklessness
>has a random dream about getting plowed
>suddenly wants to jump your dick
If red flag was a fucking person...

I don't get why people are assuming Blazer and Superomni never fucked. Sure his dick doesn't work but he knows what kissing is and is shocked enough when he learns Bobby Triple kissed his gf. He also knows what genitals and sexual attraction are. He has hands and a mouth.

Hello saars! I have been told here that you had the option to remove invisigal's nose piercing if you romanced her, but I haven't got that option after finishing chapter 4. Please explain. I only romanced her because I thought I would be able to remove the piercing btw.

>>724909519
I'd become victor fries at the point

>>724927865
People like you will take a handshake and call it ntr. You really should just kill yourself. You're never going to be normal. Your brain is just too fucked.

>>724927865
He says he wants to make love to you again, and then gives you a second hug. Dude has zero concept of physical intimacy.

>>724927903
I mean that they definitely did oral and digital sex.

>>724927865
>I don't get why people are assuming Blazer and Superomni never fucked.
He directly says so himself.

>>724927881
Some dataminer anon said it's possible in chapter 5. May be bullshit.

>>724927748
Yeah but the «I can fix her» type girls are hotter than HR ladies

I need to learn which characters Indians and Pakistanis like so I can shitpost against fans of said characters by pointing out that Indians and Pakistanis like them.

>>724927910
>Dude has zero concept of physical intimacy.
I don't think that's true. He's an autistic ESL, but he certainly understands the meaning of the word "intercourse", because his immediate associations are the words "sex" and "genitals". He's not retarded.

>>724913410
Now I think about it, it’s amazing that they had criminals that actually looked like criminals, rather than the Joker style villainous urban white yuppies

>>724927976
Well, there is Galen, who is probably on of the two, even if he was born in florida

>>724927976
just accuse anyone you disagree with of being indian, that's what i do

>>724927721
Everyone needs a person to pair off with.
And, honestly, most of them have similar rap sheets.

>Sonar/Malevola are both forgers and extortionists with levels of robbery and violence
>Punch Up/Coupe are both murderers that have lots of assault charges
>Flambe/Prism have nothing in common except enough ego do drown an id and a history of assault
>Invisigal is only known for theft so far and Golem just disturbs the peace and breaks shit on accident
And they both are relatively decent folks that ran in with the wrong crowd. Or, in Golem's case, was summoned into existence by the wrong crowd.

>>724927928
>He directly says so himself.
He says they never had intercourse, as in, scientific PiV sex. But obviously they had a relationship and needs. It's logical to assume 'making love' is a catchall in his mind for hugs, embracing, grinding, frottage, petting, etc. and getting off in some way. And it sorta makes sense that they're a physical match for that stuff, given their powerset and the sensitivity deadening and strength that would make any pressure play dangerous for a non-supe partner.

I don't think it was a fully chaste relationship, even if genitals were incompatible

>>724913585
You sound like one of the people in that room, and that's why they needed Robert to autist wrangle everyone

>>724927976
there's that sikh guy with the super hearing but most indians hate sikhs for some reason

So, will invisigal die or will she survive?

>>724928146
probably because sikhs are against inequality/caste systems, which really doesnt mash well with hinduism

>>724928218
You decide!

>>724928015
>, rather than the Joker style villainous urban white yuppies
?

Why do people assume Invisigal has never had an ex just because we don't see him on screen like Blazer's?

She's 200% more impulsive, wouldn't put it past her to have drunk fucked multiple dudes in her life.

>>724928141
I want Blazer to bruise me and break my bed after getting too excited and profusely apologizing afterwards while applying medicine before promising to control her finishes next time

>but she can take off the necklace

no

>>724928423
They do seem closer to classic Batman villains and shit than say, the protags for the Saints Row reboot. Except maybe Sonar and Prism but they're intentionally written to mock their archetypes.

>>724918730
>>724924341

>>724928218
>You see, inside this box there is a brown-skinned tomboy
>In this box is also an unstable Astral Pulse that will incinerate everything when the central containment field flickers at an unknown interval
>Now, from our perspective, outside the box, we have no idea if the tomboy is alive or not
>Therefore she is in a superposition of breedable and deceased
>And we will not know if Robert Robertson will be able to have five kids with her until we open the box
>I call it Schrodinger's Cockblock

>>724928218
i think at most she'll either run back to shroud or stay with you depending on your choices, but i don't think it'll be live/die. it's adhoc's first game and it's clearly very short, which means they probably released it quickly to build up some funds and already had future content in mind in case it sold well enough. killing off one of the two non-main characters who actually gets development in <10 hours of gameplay seems like a waste of writing for relatively little payoff.

>>724928457
Nobody assumes that.
She's the most open and honest slut in the whole game.
What people want to believe is that she's never had a serious relationship before so she's a commitment virgin.

>>724928129
>Sonar/Malevola
They have an addiction support duo thing going on, Sonar is a cocaine addict that she's a Narcotics Anonymous sponsor for. I don't know about the others but they seem the most linked beyond just personality or power synergy. She gets pissed if you boot Sonar off because it probably sends him down the wagon again or some shit

>>724928624
>Nobody assumes that.
There's been more than a few anons that assume she's a literal sex never-haver.

>>724928653
That too, but most of the pairings also have somewhat similar criminal records.
Except Waterboy, who can pair up with Punch Up or Malevola. Everybody can love that little dweeb.

>>724917653
tentacles like that one ao3 fic eclipsing everything in the dispatch tag there

>>724928705
i seriously doubt anyone is that delusional, only intelligent people post on /v/ - Video Games

>>724928705
And not a single one of them was being serious.

You can tell the people calling Invisigal BPD are bunch of unread, uneducated retards who've never seen the DSM-5 in their lives

>>724921001
Doesn't roll off the tongue as comfortably.
Phe-nom-ma-man
Phe-nom-me-nal
As opposed to the extra syllable clashing with the more familiar word:
Phe-nom-me-na-man

>>724928798
She’s ADHD

>>724927656
>hopping back on the cock carousel a few days after breaking up with Phenomaman
You mean literally less than a day.

>>724928613
Makes sense
>>724928583
This gave me a chuckle
>>724928324
I fucking hope so

>>724928423
The Joker movie. They made a reference to that one self defence train shooting, but instead had him hassled by a bunch of yuppies because they were terrified of implying minorities could be criminals.

>>724928753
>>724928764
Yeah it's not like there's ever been any autists here on 4chan that genuinely have purity obsessions or anything. I'm sure you're right.

>>724928705
no matter what she's purer than blazer
see >>724928856

>>724908467
And it's also a package deal. Invizi will include herself regardless of what you choose.

>>724929465
No she's not. This is fucking delusion from anons who let that sex dream scene override their brain with their dick, failing to draw an obvious link between her personality and her history.

Invisigal is 100% more of a slut than Blazer, is unreliable, untrustworthy, more likely to cheat, more likely to injure you at a time where its extremely unnecessary (giwtwmfags can fuck off), more likely to get you and people around you killed, more likely to seethe at you for the most inane shit, and the most likely to be mischievous and immature and fuck over anything important you're doing.

Blazer is a sane woman trapped in sane dynamics, like relationships that don't work out. She's kind but also see things in the long-term and cares about harmony. I can tell no one here has been in a real relationship if they wouldn't prefer that over Invisibitch's craziness.

>>724929679
>33%
you LOST BBnigger

>>724929913
>majority have shit taste
What else is new?

>>724925050
I miss my wife Robert