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Anonymous No.724908275 [Report] >>724908464 >>724909013 >>724909206 >>724909353 >>724909538 >>724909927 >>724910009 >>724910242 >>724910978 >>724911265 >>724912152 >>724912180 >>724912367 >>724912434 >>724913063 >>724913201 >>724913315 >>724917581 >>724921885
>no GTA Europe
>no GTA Chinatown Wars 2
>no GTA South America
its so over
Anonymous No.724908464 [Report] >>724909082 >>724919716
>>724908275 (OP)
>no other countries have guns or crime
LMAO
LOL
LMFAO
Anonymous No.724908952 [Report] >>724909189 >>724909364 >>724910780 >>724912824 >>724913025 >>724915759
what baffles me the most is there is no “GTA clones” anymore. its like we got The Godfather, saints row, sleeping dogs and…? nothing else really.
and they’re over 10 years old now. i guess also True Crime LA and NYC before that. and… some hobbyist demos/mobile phone slop made in UE4 (so, not worth playing).
you’re telling me NO ONE is even trying to make a GTA III/VC/SA -like?? you could argue the scope of GTA is very difficult for a hobbyist/small indie team but really? indies have games like RE/Silent Hill or another “PS2 era” modern retro clones and i imagine making a freeroam TPS with driving mechanics cant be too far off.
Anonymous No.724909013 [Report]
>>724908275 (OP)
>no GTA Chinatown Wars 2
cw was set in lc
Anonymous No.724909082 [Report] >>724910891
>>724908464
its such a retarded point. sleeping dogs proved this with its focus on brawler martial arts gameplay but there were the odd shooter section and you simply couldnt keep the guns, like gangsters really do in more tightly controlled countries they dont carry them because thats an extra serious charge
Anonymous No.724909189 [Report]
>>724908952
and i guess if you had to stretch it, cyberpunk is a GTA-like but thats really all the “crime shooty and drivy” games i can think of
Anonymous No.724909206 [Report]
>>724908275 (OP)
We got dark sovls india before gta pradesh :(
Anonymous No.724909353 [Report]
>>724908275 (OP)
I think Shanghai would be cool, but I am 100% certain that they would offend the Chinese.
Anonymous No.724909364 [Report] >>724909750 >>724916189 >>724919486
>>724908952
How is Watch Dogs not a GTA clone?
Anonymous No.724909465 [Report] >>724909620 >>724910141 >>724919887
He's correct, they tried it with London with Watch Dogs Legion and people didn't care about that game.
Anonymous No.724909538 [Report]
>>724908275 (OP)
>no GTA Mexico with all the cartel and government corruption shit
>no GTA Barzil with action set pieces around favelas
>no GTA Japan with the Yakuza
>no GTA UK with all the street gang hustle culture with a funny accent and machetes and shit
>no GTA Russia despite having an eastern european protagonist before
Uninspired hacks, is free money!!!!
Anonymous No.724909620 [Report] >>724910141
>>724909465
Well, London was before GTA got big. Watch Dogs Legion was woke trash.
Anonymous No.724909750 [Report]
>>724909364
i forgor
Anonymous No.724909927 [Report]
>>724908275 (OP)
Honestly it's a dumb comment in my opinion.
GTA cyberpunk > GTA 6
Anonymous No.724910009 [Report] >>724910117
>>724908275 (OP)
>europe
play as a broken teeth retard, no thanks
>chinatown wars 2
phone game that worked 20 years ago, no thanks
>south america
play as a poor with nothing to do
>USA
play as literally whoever, asian black brown white be poor rich smart dumb

it's that simple
Anonymous No.724910117 [Report] >>724910428 >>724910986
>>724910009
>asian black brown white poor rich smart dumb people don't exist outside of the US
Anonymous No.724910139 [Report] >>724910559
GTA Serbia after Niko got deported from the US
They've got tons of guns too
Anonymous No.724910141 [Report]
>>724909465
>>724909620
it wasnt even really woke trash… it was just… trash. the writers obviously bingewatched early Black Mirror and said yeah lets do that innit.
>DUDE LTL TAZER GUNS (they work exactly like guns)
>DUDE CONSEQUENCES FOR KILLING PEOPLE, THEIR FRIENDS/GANG WILL COME AFTER YOU (a repetitive ‘ur ally has been kidnapped!’ mission where you can just take a cop drone and wipe em all out)
>DUDE YOU CAN RECRUIT aNyOnE (no you cant have them as NPC backup and their current affiliations means fuck all outside of police in police stations and gangsters in gang hideouts)
>DUDE STORMZY LMAO
>DUDE THE ONLY STREET GANG IN THE GAME IS A MULTI CULTI MISHMASH OF OUTDATED INNER CITY GANG STEREOTYPES (seriously they had various gangs in san fran, they dont have the “forge assassination order” hack, you cant use faction tensions to cause chaos in freeroam to distract cops
it just feels like a piss poor “this was an idea as DLC for 2 but we wanted money”
Anonymous No.724910242 [Report]
>>724908275 (OP)
>no GTA South America
to be fair they can play GTA irl down there
Anonymous No.724910257 [Report]
Playing Sleeping Dogs. It's GTA in Hong Kong, but you're kung fu fighting more than shooting guns. Original version with HD textures is the best.
Anonymous No.724910428 [Report] >>724910636
>>724910117
>I want to play as 40 variants of UK trash or serbian monkeys
LMAO
Anonymous No.724910431 [Report] >>724916428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMzzXYQ8zoQ
Anonymous No.724910559 [Report] >>724910757 >>724910939
>>724910139
That's the thing, they know plenty of other places have plenty of guns but they want to push the idea that only America is gun filled to associate America's violence problems with the guns themselves
Anonymous No.724910636 [Report]
>>724910428
Yes
Anonymous No.724910757 [Report]
>>724910559
Are you retarded? They don't need a video game company to push that narrative. The country does it every single day for free.
Anonymous No.724910780 [Report] >>724910886
>>724908952
GTA6 cost like 6 quadrillion dollars to make, no other company can spend that kind of cash for such a big risk

It's the same reason for why there's no "X-killer" games anymore, games are just too expensive to make to risk trying to compete with an established IP
Anonymous No.724910886 [Report] >>724911021
>>724910780
but like i said SOMEONE must want to make a ‘3D era’ / PS2 era GTA clone? there are isometric RE clones, there are other PS1-PS2 indie clones of big name games, i just dont get it, and when i google it i get all the games already listed ITT and other than that its shit like GRAB THAT AUTO 6 (google playstore, uploaded by sukdik patel inc.)
Anonymous No.724910891 [Report] >>724911013
>>724909082
SD had crime, violence and corruption, but you hardly see guns and weapons brawling was the prime confront 90% of the time.
Anonymous No.724910939 [Report]
>>724910559
>America is gun filled to associate America's violence problems with the guns themselves
I am sure that this is the only country that has had more school shootings than any other country, even if we added up all the countries in the world, they would not come close.
Anonymous No.724910978 [Report]
>>724908275 (OP)
>its so over
its been over online took off a decade ago
Anonymous No.724910986 [Report]
>>724910117
I think his point is that US has all of them, every race every background and it won't be out of place, le melting pot or whatever. If you had a game set in russia it'd be weird to a japanese guy or american guy, but in america you can have practically anyone and it would work
Anonymous No.724911013 [Report] >>724911214 >>724916415
>>724910891
thats what i mean man. imagine a GTA clone in L O N D O N where its essentially sleeping dogs except instead of dodging flying tiger style kicks you’re dodging a nigger with a knife. i think thats what OP means
Anonymous No.724911021 [Report] >>724911094
>>724910886
>a ‘3D era’ / PS2 era GTA clone?
Why would anyone want to when the 3D era GTA games are already the best of their era by far?
Anonymous No.724911094 [Report] >>724911195
>>724911021
more content. different takes on a freeroam crime / racing game. i know 3D liberty city, vice city, san andreas maps better than i know my damn home town
Anonymous No.724911195 [Report] >>724911506
>>724911094
Ah I know what you mean
Then there's mods for San Andreas with brand new maps made every year
Anonymous No.724911214 [Report] >>724911461 >>724915929
>>724911013
A sleeping dogs style game set in the UK but with western fighting styles instead of kung fu would actually be pretty cool, like that mad max game
Anonymous No.724911265 [Report] >>724911390
>>724908275 (OP)
The game already takes place in a world with no little children, just pretend like the rest of the world has the same gun laws as the usa
Anonymous No.724911390 [Report] >>724912071
>>724911265
Children do exist, you just don't see them walking around.
Also, it is a lot harder to do the satire if you change the laws, but again America isn't the only place with both legal and illegal guns.
I suppose you could argue that the gun stores in GTA are exaggerated since you can get guns with no waiting period and are able to buy Rocket Launchers and military hardware.
Anonymous No.724911461 [Report] >>724911710
>>724911214
>Oi i heard yer bean rootin me sheep, ya bloody cunt.
i don't think you really want to drive down endless straight British suburbs
Anonymous No.724911506 [Report] >>724911793
>>724911195
is there? i used to mod the fuck out of gtasa until it broke but the only total conversion maps i can think off the top of my head are
>some resident evil one (small and WIP at the time) you play as RE4 Leon afaik
>vice city and liberty city, separate mod teams (both WIP at the time)
>GTA Underground (SA, LC, VC, Carcer city from manhunt, an original city map, heavily WIP and buggy last i tried it 4 yrs ago)
>GTA Russia(?) where its a pretty small commie block and just custom guns and ped voices really
>and the ones that port HD era LC and Los Santos from IV and V but also heavily WIP, buggy, and were taken down from GTAforums because “port forwarding be illegal n shiet”
Anonymous No.724911710 [Report] >>724912007
>>724911461
> endless straight British suburbs
all GTAs have “boring” residential areas whats your point
Anonymous No.724911793 [Report]
>>724911506
There's a Dubai mod and some other mods that stuff like airports and islands or cities from small countries but I haven't paid attention to SA for a solid 8 or so years
Anonymous No.724912007 [Report]
>>724911710
there's atleast space for trees.
Anonymous No.724912071 [Report] >>724912135
>>724911390
well yes retard it's a fucking video game with cartoon logic you RETARD
Anonymous No.724912135 [Report]
>>724912071
Shut up nigger.
Anonymous No.724912152 [Report]
>>724908275 (OP)
america > all
trvthnuke
Anonymous No.724912180 [Report] >>724912308
>>724908275 (OP)
>OI GAV, GEESE YA KEEZ, GEEZAH
Anonymous No.724912239 [Report] >>724912327
makes sense, americ*n radio is essential to the series
Anonymous No.724912308 [Report] >>724914524
>>724912180
>play GTA:UK
>game uninstalls itself and you have to rebuy and reinstall if you attack a brown skin
Anonymous No.724912327 [Report]
>>724912239
want are you going to alert your ISP?
Anonymous No.724912367 [Report]
>>724908275 (OP)
Why bother with other settings when you can put the insane shit happening in america in the game 1:1 without needing to make a parody of anything, and you get what normalfags and the apes they worship want
Anonymous No.724912407 [Report] >>724912764
At this point I think the games would work better outside of the US. GTAV has such a bloated weapon count, making it difficult to get your hands on a pistol would be kinda neat(like sleepy dogs)
Anonymous No.724912434 [Report] >>724912754
>>724908275 (OP)
why do you even need it to be about somewhere outside america? same with fallout
Anonymous No.724912630 [Report]
I feel like there are a lot of americans in this thread. West Europe is basically US-lite these days
Anonymous No.724912754 [Report]
>>724912434
idk kinda a fun "what if", but if it doesn't work i wouldn't want to wait for it
Anonymous No.724912764 [Report] >>724912872
>>724912407
>making it difficult to get your hands on a pistol would be kinda neat
It actually isn't that hard to get weapons in Europe or South America... specially South America. Everyone there carries a gun.
Anonymous No.724912824 [Report] >>724916428
>>724908952
there's the upcoming Ananta. It's chinkslop but it looks fun
Anonymous No.724912872 [Report]
>>724912764
Set it in engerlund where they arrest you for carrying a letter opener(while being white)
Anonymous No.724913025 [Report] >>724913149
>>724908952
>there is no “GTA clones” anymore.
Anonymous No.724913063 [Report] >>724913129 >>724913151
>>724908275 (OP)
You couldn't have GTA in UK
>Character says mean thing, 5 stars
>Character picks up a knife in a restaurant, 5 stars
>Character looks at a woman, 5 stars
I suppose the character could target children, though.
Anonymous No.724913129 [Report] >>724914731
>>724913063
killing waves of britzogs would've been KINO tho
Anonymous No.724913149 [Report] >>724913243
>>724913025
no because everything is an open world sandbox now. its blood is in the foundations now
Anonymous No.724913151 [Report]
>>724913063
>play as girl
>get raped and arrested for not wearing a burka
Anonymous No.724913201 [Report]
>>724908275 (OP)
>no GTA Chinatown Wars 2
Holy fuck you're a retard. Chinatown is in Liberty City.
Anonymous No.724913243 [Report] >>724913341
>>724913149
i just want bix nood crime simulators like sr2, godfather, w_d2 to an extent. where have all those semi-grounded gta clones gone
Anonymous No.724913315 [Report]
>>724908275 (OP)
>SA
>nogunz

Mate, organized crime have way more weapons that local police, what the fuck, just look at recent rio raid for example.
Anonymous No.724913341 [Report] >>724915540
>>724913243
i heard they wanna do a saints row prequel.
might be "based" lil bro, keep living
Anonymous No.724914524 [Report]
>>724912308
>play GTA:UK
>using the browser on your phone
>go on completely innocuous website
>prompted to do a face scan
>press "No"
>instant 5 Stars
Anonymous No.724914731 [Report]
>>724913129
>They come at you with nerf bats
>Eventually one screams 'Waid a me-noot! Dat dere's a w-h-ite man! Get'im, lads!'
>The come at you with machine guns and bazookas.
Anonymous No.724915540 [Report] >>724916248
>>724913341
yay so instead of 27yo characters acting like millennial teenagers from 2007 in 2022 complaining about rent and outdated internet memes that were outdated by the time the game was in pre-production we can have aging millenials try write 90s or early 2000s characters that are the exact same except with more boilerplate 90s gangsta rap shoehorned in. oh btw these are meant to be hardened criminal shotcallers too btw.
Anonymous No.724915759 [Report]
>>724908952
>what baffles me the most is there is no “GTA clones” anymore
No new GTA to send trends
Budget for new GTA games too high to really make something similar
The whole open-world genre is now 20+ years old and no longer impressive on the idea alone
Anonymous No.724915929 [Report] >>724917549
>>724911214
There isnt a mad max game that plays like sleeping dogs you liar
Anonymous No.724916189 [Report]
>>724909364
And it did a lot of GTA stuff kind of "alright-y". If Ubisoft were hellbent on getting a copy done, I think they would succeed massively.
Anonymous No.724916248 [Report]
>>724915540
could involve the backstory to a certain British character, huh? yeah.
Anonymous No.724916415 [Report] >>724916992
>>724911013
if you set it in the past, you can easily have guns. prior to the 1900s England essentially had no restrictions on firearm ownership, and prior to the 1970s it was legal for private citizens to own and carry pistols in public even in central London. If you set it in like 1968, you can have characters running around WW2-surplus submachine guns and grenades and it wouldn't be too far out of the realm of reality.
Anonymous No.724916428 [Report]
>>724912824
>>724910431
I was moderately excited for ananta until they showed gameplay footage. You can barely interact with shit. Even bully on PS2 had more stuff to do. Completely missed the point. Idk why they advertised it as a gta adjacent game when it's nothing but. The car and gun physics killed the hype
Anonymous No.724916992 [Report] >>724917447
>>724916415
>reality
fuck that. GTA 3D era was fully “action movie logic”. you can literally have GTA on a UK map, it doesnt need to be a realism simulator where you do taxes. GTA IV and V isnt “realistic” it’s just
more and more detailed. but at the end of the day you walk into a shop, buy an arsenal of weapons and shove em up your ass, drag a man equal or stronger than you our his car with the press of a button, and run over 50 niggers before “passing out” in a firey car crash and respawn at a hospital. and then “lore” and “story mission” wise, well i cant write a UK crime story for you, just rip off Guy Ritchie like how IV was basically HEAT mixed with some other movie tropes. VC literally has the Scarface mansion its so on the nose. SA is just Boys In The Hood and inspired by other notable 90s LA hood flicks
Anonymous No.724917447 [Report]
>>724916992
GTA 3D era was following American action movie trends, yes. because it was set in America. it's a satire of American culture, which is why guns are so freely available. They were mocking the 2nd Amendment, that was the point. Something set in England has to try and satirise British culture. They would have to pull from Bond, Brighton Rock, Get Carter, the Kray Twins, the Great Train Robbery the Troubles... stuff like that. otherwise the British setting just just cheap costumes and tourist trinkets.
Anonymous No.724917549 [Report]
>>724915929
I meant a hypothetical GTA clone with mad max combat and sleeping dogs everything else
Anonymous No.724917581 [Report] >>724918421
>>724908275 (OP)
He's not wrong. American is where all the fun shit happened. Maybe Mexico as well. Every other country were just pack mules for American crimes.
Anonymous No.724918421 [Report]
>>724917581
Aren't there going to be missions based on South America or the Caribbean in GTA 6?
Anonymous No.724919486 [Report]
>>724909364
>How is Watch Dogs not a GTA clone?
Watch Dogs is modern-day Assassin's Creed, not GTA.
Anonymous No.724919601 [Report]
How boring. Id much rather see London or some other major European or East Asian city than boring ass New York again.
New York does not translate to video games well.
Anonymous No.724919716 [Report]
>>724908464
Someone has never seen cartel videos.
Anonymous No.724919887 [Report] >>724920113
>>724909465
>Watch_ Dogs Legion

Yes. It was the fuckin location that caused that steaming pile to flop and NOTHING the fuck else.
Anonymous No.724920113 [Report]
>>724919887
im so fucking mad at Legion. at least in 1 and 2 you could somewhat actually “be a hacker” (sitting just outside of the location and ‘remoting in’ via the cameras to complete most missions stealthily). you’re almost discouraged from doing this in Legion and are forced to use the brawling or climbing mechanics. yeah great haxxoring bros, spouting off 2012 tumblr ‘computer nerd’ phrases while beating up paramilitaries as an old woman
Anonymous No.724920753 [Report]
Anonymous No.724921885 [Report]
>>724908275 (OP)
It actually would have worked elsewhere, damn yankees