Thread 724923182

Do you ever wish that you were a Sonic character?

No, I'm not autistic

>>724923182 (OP)
No, I just wish the female characters were real and all of them were my wives.

>>724923373
But you're on /v/?

>>724923182 (OP)
Only Big. I'd love to live in eternal laidback contentedness.

>>724923182 (OP)
I hate American Sonic characters.

>>724923596
All of them?

>>724923182 (OP)
That's a very good image, anon.

>>724923596
kys purist weeb who always spams this in every non-jap sonic thread
keep sucking off grorius nippon because they can do no wrong

>>724923182 (OP)
The Sonic series is already 75-years-old?

>>724923664
Yes.
>>724923795
SHUT THE FUCK UP. JAPAN CREATED SONIC. THEY SHOULD BE THE ONLY ONES WHO HAVE ANY CREATIVE INPUT.
>b-buh it was created for westerners and it doesn't do well in japa--
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. EVERYTHING FILTHY GAIJIN HAVE DONE IS SRIVE THE SERIES FURTHER IN THE DIRT. SONIC SHOULD BE MADE BY, FOR, AND ONLY RELEASE FOR THE JAPANESE. I DON'T CARE IF THE SERIES DIES BECAUSE OF IT, I'D RATHER HAVE THAT THAN WESTERNERS GET MORE OF THEIR GRUBBY FINGERS INTO IT. DEATH TO THE WEST NOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!

>>724923992
lmao

>>724924048
Holy meltie kek

>>724923182 (OP)
I've been following Sonic since I was young and the upcoming sega dreamcast was blowing minds and this IDW shit is way out of control. Who are 50% of these fucking lame ass OCs? This looks like a deviantart collab from the late 00's.

>>724923795
Mania is good, Americans did a lot of good work on Sonic 2. The collaborations have worked, it's just IDW sucks so much ass which would be fine if like Archie it stayed in its lane but IDW keeps insisting upon itself and its fans keep insisting on it too. Fuck off, enjoy your comic leave my game series alone.

My horny ass could never be in the sonic universe.

>>724924978
Marrying anthros would certainly be a option.

>>724923182 (OP)
the scrapniks were the only good idea from idw, and they fucked even that up by making mecha a peaceful flower-loving hippie instead of the badass he's supposed to be

>>724925179
Man I would tear their little asses up

>>724923182 (OP)
Not autistic enough for that
but I want to fuck most of the female characters

>>724925185
He became a better mech, anon

Which Sonic character would you love to meet irl?

Rouge triggers my AGP

>>724925592
Good for you, now get out

>>724925185
It's what makes him stand out from Metal, so I think it's fine..

>>724925493
Tails! He would be so fluffy

>>724924978
>>724925179
>>724925245

>>724926638
he can be on the side of good without being a total bitch
the moment he squares off against anyone he's gonna get folded harder than a paper crane