Thread 724923674

white boi winter!

Woke has been vanquished, targeting video games towards horny men is not only profitable, but culturally permitted.

>>724923674 (OP)
Every clip I've seen of this "game" has borderlands tier writing. Why is it ok now?

This has woke writing. It's just well hidden

>>724924443
I watched a vtuber play this game and she bailed after like 30 minutes because of the writing.

>>724923674 (OP)
>2 straight hot romances
>1 million copies sold
it's that easy. more companies should follow their lead

>>724924623
>I watched a vtuber

>>724923674 (OP)
I don't know what video game this even is.

tranny game made by faggots for faggots. imagine still playing hideous westoid slop

>>724924623
>I watched a vtuber
so you're a retarded faggot, good to know

>>724924715
>*kills u instead

heh nothing personal kid

>>724923674 (OP)
The last thread was how it was popular because it was woke, which is which?

>>724924732
asian games are troonsloop.


video games are pozzed
there is no such thing is video games for aryan thundercock chads.

no you're not aryan.

>>724924746
*Teleports the bullet into your brain*

not so fast

>>724923674 (OP)
I genuinely don’t understand the modern gamers. All these low effort, meme games sell millions while actual video games like Ninja Gaiden 4 flop. Imagine working as an analyst and trying to understand the buying habits of zoomers and alphas. It would drive me mad. Success seems like it’s completely random and unpredictable now. No one buys anything based on good gameplay anymore. You just need to get lucky that some streamer shills your slop to his retarded viewers and that you get enough memes on social media. If you bought this garbage you are 100 percent the reason no one makes good games anymore and I fucking hate you.

Damn, I thought antique fascist audience never boughted games

If BB had bigger breasts then I could believe she was actually designed by men for men. She's too SFW for a superheroine. I jumped on because of the swimsuit picture and have been tremendously disappointed in every which way since.

The writing feels inspired by shit like The Boys. Which isn't a compliment

>>724924889
>video games like Ninja Gaiden 4 flop
Ain't paying $70 for meme beat-em up. I don't care how good it is.

>>724924443
Regular borderlands, or Tales of the Borderlands? Because I'd buy a second season of the latter, no hesitation.

>gay kiss
Lol almost bought it. Almost. If I didn't know that was in there then you would have had me. It makes zero sense to throw gay bait in. You just want money and attention from a bunch of unhappy people so you dangle something in front of them that further drives them into their sexual perversion.

>>724924732
>heh, you guys and your western degeneracy
>my eastern degeneracy is far superior

>>724924716
just googled it
its a tranny super hero VN

>>724925003
>buying games

>>724923674 (OP)
I'm not buying it until the rest of the episodes are up and you cock gobblers are excited rather than seething when it happens. I'm smart.

>>724924832
what brain?
lel
game over man, game over

>>724924832
*dies
ANONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>724925003
your choices are the ones that cause the gay kiss nigga

>>724923741
>all girls in the game are strong "know what they want" women
>people talk about masturbation and sex like it's sport
>homos
>"it's not woke, because uhhh... i-it makes peepee the big peepee"

>>724924443
Because it makes peepee the big peepee.

>>724924623
Based. If you're watching movieslopgames you may as well go all the way and have someone else "play" it for you

>>724925780
Troon, swerve.

>>724923674 (OP)
It's fun. I missed this style of game, nice to see a decent return.

>>724925015
yes? obviously. retarded faggot plebbitor

>>724926030
>trust me, it is for Chuds like you, my fellow Chuds
>you can safely purchase this *checks notes* based, yes, based is the word, this based product

>>724925918
/v/ was obsessed with The Walking Dead "movieslopgame" back in the day, and it's most talked about game of all time is a dating sim with cripple girls. All text, no gameplay.

welcome to /v/ newfag

>>724926184
>Walking dead
Oh i bought that when it was all the rage. Still haven't played it lol

>>724925780
>Woke is when there are women fighting, sex jokes and gays in my media.
Where the fuck are you from? An Amish village?

>>724924443
games have been so bad this year that people are desperate for something to latch onto

>>724925918
I actually really enjoy the game aspect of it (dispatching superheroes).

>>724923674 (OP)
That's a latinx thoughever

I literally bought it because the OP said it was based and now everyone is saying it's trooned, which is it?

>>724924967
Tales. Albeit some modern humor, it's not BL3 levels.

>>724926986
The women are hot. It's not woke.

>>724926986
who the fuck cares, that shit is annoying at this point from all sides.
i just care if a game is good or bad. this game is good (if you enjoy narrative choice-type stuff)

>>724923674 (OP)
Did they really think that their type of game would be able to move 80 million copies in 2 days?

>>724927174
>westoid lgbbq slop art
>capeshit
>hot
yeah if you're a gay faggot maybe

>>724927225
>i just care if a game is good or bad
so do I, but I won't pretend a game being filled up wtih troon shit doesn't ruin its chances of being good

>>724927232
Anon, do you have trouble understand jokes?

>>724927232
holy autismo

>>724927327
>>724927385
acting like an entitled faggot is funny now?

>>724926260
You haven't played anything tranny.

>>724929216
get the final cheevo you faggot

i'm waiting for the episodes to be done so i can grab it from fatguy repacks

>>724932217
tits are WAY too big

I enjoy that it's a game for once and not just a VN. I would happily take a game that's just the dispatching provided they keep up the good dialogue.

>>724926986
If anyone on 4chan uses the word 'troon' you can immediately discard their opinions.
'Tranny' is hit or miss, but err on the side of caution. If their opinion is made of buzzwords, they're not worth your time.

>>724923674 (OP)
Oh no, now more people will get angry for no fucking reason.

>>724923674 (OP)
>we won't be getting S2 because Critical Role is hijacking the studio
F

Why do pink men need representation so much?

>>724933496
cause they wish to ruin the medium in order to get their dick wet.

>>724933303
QRD? I thought they were just the Telltale guys and CritRole is just a guest group?

voice actor cabal WILL fuck you up if you let it

>>724933584
Representation is like, whatever but what I don't get is the entitlement. The constant need for validation.
>MAKE GAME FOR ME OR NO BUY WAAAA
kek so much for pink supremacy

page 10

>>724933614
They must've invested into Adhoc to get their name on the publisher start-up queue. Either way we know that their next project is CRslop set in the DnD world. And it'll likely sell more than this because of a built-in fanbase so we're never getting more of Dispatch.

>>724933720
they just want their way, just spoiled kids that havent been told no all their lives.

>>724933764
Not having a sequel is probably good thing.
Trying to navigate choices would be an absolute bitch and would either end up invalidating them or sidestepping them ME2 style

>>724924598
>This has woke writing.
You need to prove it with screenshots. So far I don't see any woke writing.

>>724924623
>I watched a vtuber play this game and she bailed after like 30 minutes because of the writing.

Which vtuber played it?

>>724924443
It isn't, the board is just so shit these days that we have zoomers who grew up on telltale slop.

>put waifus in your game
>instant sell and endless threads on /v/

This is how gaming died, dissolved in normalfaggotry.

>>724924443
>Garbage is okay as long as it appeals to MY taste in garbage
>Standards? no, I will bring those only for when things make me angry
Basically everything that relates to this game boils down to that.

>>724924443
[GIVE ANON A CHAIR]

>>724923674 (OP)
Based, our boy Robert Roberson keeps winning

>>724925780
Okay so I hate this shit as much as the next guy, but.
>non-assertive supervillain/superhero women
How would that even work realistically

>>724925780
This kek. Ye olde Shrödinger's woke. A game is woke and not woke at the same time until it either flops or succeeds. Flops then get paraded around as examples of "go woke go borke" while hits are actually not woke because... you can kill a gay character or something.

>>724924818
>aryan thundercock chads
COD, FIFA, GTA

>>724934186
They're "the girl" of the team with extremely situational powers, most of the time just standing around and asking dumb questions the actual heroes can answer for the audience's benefit.

>>724934105
what's wrong with catering to gamers?

>>724924889
>why isn't this $100 slop created by people who don't care enough to optimize the game selling???
Jap devs are useless at porting.

>>724934749
If Dispatch really catered to gamers, Invisigal would be 10 and have to strip naked to use her powers effectively.

>>724934105
he says as he posts waifucrap

>>724934186
you are kinda retarded

>>724925780
so its literally an ubisoft game but because its le telltale studio it gets a free pass? millenials are pathetic lmao

>>724934895
You got a bit of a pot to the kettle situation going.

>>724935024
Well no, Ubisoft games are at least games. Terrible games, but games.
This is literally a netflix show chopped up in parts.

>>724926275
>woke is when woke things happen
yes

>>724935220
>Visual Novels are not games.
Glad to have you, the Game Identifier, on our side.

>>724924715
what is this from?

>>724935303
Pretty much. They are... picture books, really. For kids too retarded to actually just commit to an actual book or an actual game.

>>724925780
> “know what they want” women
lol what?
The main two are insecure basket cases

>>724924443
It's not quite at the level of Borderlands but it's kinda annoying. It has a bit too much "fuck" and "dick" for my taste. Basically it just feels forced. But not at a level where I'd hate it. I just don't like it.

>>724934156
Have I missed a scene? I've seen people meme about chairs but I have no idea what the fuck it means, I'm pretty sure I never had that option.

>>724935494
I think it's the latter part of ep4, golem walks in the room and pushes you over, you can either chuck a chair into him or kick him out

>>724935589
Oh, yeah, I just kicked him out because the other option seemed like it's the "nice" way of handling things. That explains it, thanks.

>the discord is now trying to pretend tumbls garbage where every woman is a loud, annoying bitch, they're all dykes and the only feminine one is a used goods whore with a boyfriend (not to mention annoying as hell) is some kind of anti-woke chud game
How tiresome, jesus. Gtfo.

>>724935708
>they're all dykes and the only feminine one is a used goods whore with a boyfriend
Which one
Do explain it, please

>>724935751
The marketable blonde "waifu".

>>724935782
Now explain how she's used goods
Having a PR boyfriend that is some cosmic force hammered into a humanoid body who explicitly tells you he never got to fuck her does not count, no

>>724935873
Being a female character of adult age in a moder game made by westoid developers.

Game's good. I wish it was longer tho

>>724936002
So you're just retarded
OK

You literally can't satisfy chuds
>make a game with two hot girls slobbering all over you
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOT LIKE THAT!!!! STILL WOKE!!!!!

>>724932256
anon WAY too gay

>>724936065
Yeah. It's too short for what it offers. And you can barely even replay it. I did try to autistically replay some dispatch missions with a better outcome but it fucking sucks that you have to go through all of the scenes again. I had to install some shitty WeMod trainer that gives you the option to skip scenes. It's baffling that it's not a thing by default.

>>724936074
No, I'm just aware of who made the game.
>>724936084
How was corporate tumblrslop made by westoid faggots supposed to "satisfy chuds"? Fuck off.

>add sex
>it sells

I for one am shocked. Shocked!

>>724935327
kaiju 8 or so I remember (dementia ridden sorry)

>>724936209
>How was corporate tumblrslop made by westoid faggots supposed to "satisfy chuds"? Fuck off.
Muh tumblr muh westoid
Did you even play it or are you just hating? Everyone here likes the game with an exception of three and a half polchuds that come into every thread to whine

>>724935327
Jewgle and the Russians tell me that this is some character from GFL. I guess it had a manga at some point.

>>724936002
>>724936209
Did someone say weeaboo?
Because I think I just heard someone say weeaboo
>>724936363
And this is just a false flag. A shamelessly transparent one

>>724936084
But I'm a chud and I like the game, explain that

>>724936363
>Everyone here likes the game
No, only your discord which insists on raiding this board.
>>724936403
>bitching about muh /pol/ and "weeaboos"
Way to show that you're not from around here.

>>724923674 (OP)
This game is just an animation. I bet their budget wasn't even $5 million.
They made a shit ton of profit already.

>>724936406
you're not chuddy enough ig, ask that guy anyways he's the one bitching about it
>>724936460
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
>Everything I don't like is discord!!!

Indians will never be human.
They lie to the captcha checkbox every time.

>>724926425
>That's a latinx thoughever
he looks human to me

>>724936460
>weeaboo isn’t a term belonging to the the site that moulded the word weeaboo to apply to the obnoxiously wapanese
Nice try, weeb

the indian chuds are furious this game succeeded

>>724936502
It depends on if they paid the voice actors WHAT THEY ARE WORTH!

>>724936661
Why would you even save art this terrible

>>724924889
>Meme games
>$10-$30

>"Real games"
>60$-70$

Meme games know their public and market and cash-in on it. "Premium prices" are retarded.

>>724927327
How is that even a joke?
>durr hurr we sold 80 million copies
>just kidding! xD
wow nice joke

>not a single screenshot or gameplay webm in the thread

Tells me all I need to know.

i, for one, enjoy roleplaying an attractive male with two romance options, tits, and mostly, the humor

>>724936820
>UMMM WHERE ARE THE BING BING WAHOOS????

>>724936870
>fuck fuck SHIT fuck motherfucker asshole
>DICK DICK DICK
millennial "humor" is god awful

>>724923674 (OP)
Surprising, considering you could watch it on youtube and you would have 99% same experience as someone "playing" it.

>>724936927
phenomeman or waterboy both have good jokes, imo of course

>>724936967
your opinion is shit

>>724936992
no u

This is pretty my feelings towards this fotm every time I see it in my vicinity. Also why is it that almost every costume design not from the big two look so fucking boring. Even Invincible has this problem too where the costumes make the heroes look like they're from some Z tier comic book or worse background characters in their own material. It's like you got some nice looking cape shit heroes like Spawn and then it all goes down here from there.

>>724923674 (OP)
It's a comfy game. Hope they don't fuck it up in the next 4 episodes

>>724937089
>using like as a filler word
didn't read

>>724936945
The dispatch minigame saves it for me. You actually get rewarded pretty well for knowing how to distribute hero stats, risk vs reward and managing time. The hacking minigames also got a lot tougher in chapter 4.
There's a lot more you need to do there than TWD and it's ALL voice acted with variations on lines depending on who goes where.

My only issue is how much screentime both the main girls get. The team is like 8 people come the fuck on. Also i'll be leaving a negative review if the last 4 chapters are the same length as the first 4. They need to be double the length each to justify the price imo

>>724937089
>Queer of Fables

jesus

>>724937089
>genre's history
Good? Superhero slop is so fucking by the books at this point that I really don't want "muh inspired characters".
Dispatch is immediately 10x better than all of modern marvel by having the big bulky dumb character actually be malicious and a dick but try to play off being an asshole by pretending to be stupid.

>>724933176
You'll never be a real woman

>>724923674 (OP)
Yeah, no thank you.

>>724936683
$0.2 per word is the norm in commiefornia.

>>724923741

The plebs need the possibility of getting sex dangled in front of them. It's what motivates them to get into a good college, to get good jobs, buy nice clothes/houses/cars, to work out, compete with other men for status and mates, etc.

When plebs have no possibility of getting sex, they're happy to just be NEETs.

I played three episodes so far and it's okay. It's not woke and it's not really cringe. I hate supehero stuff but thankfully that's not the focus.

>>724926986
There are no troons in the game.

>>724932217
why does the sight of a woman smoking turn me on?

>>724928914
Simple exaggeration for comedic effect, you brain damaged retard

>>724925780
that exactly what i expected from a game that features M*istcritical and A*anah Pearce

>>724924443
It's not okay, it's just ecelebjeets spamming the new slop

>>724934105
>waifu
>normalfaggotry
Huh?

>>724935024
its not telltale, its zombie telltale, propped up by streamer faggots.

>>724925780
>homo means woke
Regrettably this means every single game is woke, no exception.

>>724932217
>>724932256
The problem when you have the face for the Invisigirl cosplay but the body for the Blazer one

>>724932217
Is this the same thot from those fat Shadowheart cosplays

>>724938762
Blazer is fit. She has body for that golem maybe.

>>724929170
Project your amerigolem fetishes on someone else, lil bro.

>telltale
>critical role
>random faggot youtuber VAs
>alanah pearce

you faggots have the absolute worst taste and zero awareness. I don't even know why I still come here and read this drivel

>>724939038
The game is a major win for everything good and you choosing to focus on tiny bad parts is just dumb.

>>724936661
At lest use the version in higher res

>>724939038
chat i think this guy has autism

>>724939000
>press forward to see dialoge
>playing

>>724939196
why can't latinxes and south asians draw?

>>724923674 (OP)
apparently there is a reputation variable getting tracked, starting from your choice facing the last reporter
Answer and you gain reputation, attack him and you lose reputation (even though I would have thought it was the opposite since every cheer when you fuck him up)
Do you think it will come back in later episode?

>>724925026
>it's true
>$30
grim.

>>724939493
You'll get one scene where people either cheer for you or throw dildos at you
It's a Telltale-like, I don't expect any significant reactivity

>>724924889
it is like you said, "gaming" is not about games anymore but eceleb worship and friendslop
covid only cemented the fact that "gaming" is just another avenue of social interaction for normalfaggots

>>724939038
>don't even know why I still come here
Then don't. You're probably a zoomer or came here as an election tourist anyway so fuck off.

>>724937159
>imagine shilling a failed tv show

>>724925780
>>all girls in the game are strong "know what they want" women
?

>>724934105
>waifus
Where? Who? The cheating slut and the bitch that literally tried to murder you?

>/v/ is enjoying a video game
>keep entering the threads just to mald over people enjoying it
For what purpose?

>>724940197
first cultural phenomenon?

>>724940197
It's mainly noticeable on the 5-6th day of it all because most of the discussion got milked dry and they're the main retards left

>>724940197
>>724940273
pretty much this, anyone sane has already discussed the episodes to death

only those left are the cultists and the anti-woke fanatics

>>724940260
>cutural phenomenon
weird way to write
>first shill week in 4chan?

Torrent when? I'm interested, but I never pay for games.

>>724940373
Sent ;)

>>724940373
>when
2 weeks ago

>>724924623
>I watched a vtuber

>>724924443
cause plebbit is the target audience and as you can see we have plenty of plebbitors around

>>724923741
> Being a porn addict obsessed with dating Sims full of LGBT and brown and feminist characters is not woke

Amazing how conservatives went from being traditional, going to church, having a wife and children, to being lonely sexless porn addicts masturbating to visual novels and never reproducing

Do porn addicts genuinely believe they are trad?

>>724940373
Did you even try looking?

>>724937089
>they didn't make the game for capetards (all 3 of them)
So they aren't retarded, how is that a bad thing?

>>724940426
>youtube
>press play to watch game
>this "game"
>press foward so you can see cutscenes

>>724940527
>this "game"
You keep saying that like people haven't known what they were getting into with Telltale games since like 2010. Do you seethe whenever people discuss Visual Novels as well?

>>724940893
no i don't
because visual novels were good unlike every telltale game you retards shill

>>724934080
The lemon tard checked it out, couldn't stand it, and switched to horror games.

Meh, I heard good stuff about this game, tuned in a stream, Depress Omniman kiss the protagonis after the protag admit to kiss the Blonde. Apart from that the game is solid, dare I say chaps.

>>724923674 (OP)
why did this game get the privilege of being plastered over the front page of steam for like weeks?

>>724940197
>video game

>>724942134
they bought an ad

>>724924623
>I watched a vtuber

>>724942169
Gosh I love big boobies so much.

>>724933303
>>724939038
>critical role
Who the fuck is that and should I be worried for S2?

>>724939038
Yes it's quite amazing that the game is FUN in spite of all those factors. That's what makes it interesting.

>>724924623
>she
I don't think you understand why vtubers exist in the first place. it's a way for men to cash in on the simp epidemic.

>>724923674 (OP)
I still don't know what this even is.

>>724944049
Most vtubers are actually women that are too ugly to get views from their looks. A very small % are men larping being a women

>>724925780
>all girls in the game are strong
They are fucking superheroes, what the fuck do you want?

>>724944184
Wester visual novel with an small party of "hero management"

>>724934105
>calls people normalfags
>while he posts animeshit which is even more normalnigger than vidya
Pot, kettle

>>724925780
>people talk about masturbation and sex like it's sport
Spotted the prude burger. People talk about sex and have sex because they are adults. I know that this might be something you dont experience

>>724924598
>well hidden
There is literally no strong white male presence for one mong