Thread 724925409

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Honestly, what is the appeal of a bounce house, even kids can only stand them for little bits at a time.

>>724925528
me and the boys would be wrastlin in these things for hours

>>724925409 (OP)
It's more of a minigame collection then a sandbox

>>724925528
maybe kids nowadays but balloon jumps were based back in the day

>>724925409 (OP)
>Journos: "9/10! NINTENDO DID IT AGAIN!!!!111!!!!'!"

>>724925528
>bounce house
you mean a jumping castle?

>>724925528
You get them for parties and school events. I never knew anyone with a bounce house just in their possession like a trampoline.

They're called moonwalks.

>>724926525
Kek the tendie has spoken

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>>724926710
People play Splatoon solely to jerk off to the squid girls, big gorilla faggots like that aren't even close.

>>724926808
>tendies are pedos

Yeah we know

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Tendies are the Disney """adults""" of vidya

>>724925409 (OP)
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>>724926710
That's the complete opposite of Splatoon. It should be paint guns.

why am i supposed to pretend that fun activities are "le bad actually" again? this just sounds like gameless thirdie seething

>>724929023
Nobody said you should

>>724929128
This reads entirely as a shitpost. What the fuck does 'living room bed' mean?

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>thirdie seething because he's never had a bounce house
what's it like being poor? I have three bounce houses and am buying another one for my group home just to make OP seethe

>bounce house
Is this a burger term? It's a bouncy castle.

>>724925409 (OP)
Chadyes.jpg

>>724925409 (OP)

damn i haven't seen a moon jump in years

>>724925409 (OP)
Ngl looks fun as fuck

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>trying to discourage people from playing one of the greatest games of all time

>>724925409 (OP)

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>>724925409 (OP)
Games for all ages are actually the mature choice, because you play them with your kids.
True manbabies are the ones that play FPS and other violent games well into adulthood.

>>724931253
>Games for all ages are actually the mature choice, because you play them with your kids.
>True manbabies are the ones that play FPS and other violent games well into adulthood.
The thought of tendies being around children is fucking terrifying

>>724929421
>he doesn't have a living room bed
what's it like living in the third world?

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I am a proud Tendie. If people try to make me feel insecure, its like water off a duck's back, like op is doing now. Its just how i am in life

>>724931538
>white girl with a nigger
post nose

>>724931686
didn't say i wasn't self aware

>>724931769
Kek

Honestly if I weren't literally too big for them I'd 100% go on bouncy castles to this day.

>>724931485
this le trvth thoughever

aren't trampolines similar or even better than bounce castles

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>>724934730
Trampolines allow you to jump higher, but a bounce house is softer and you can bounce off the walls so you can be more rough with each other without getting hurt.