Thread 724928837

>insert attractive tomboy sex into your game
>instant best seller in your company's history
The secret to money making still remains a mystery..

>>724928837 (OP)
It literally is that easy.

>>724928837 (OP)
yes, we know that modern internet is flooded with sex crazed indians.

ban steam charts threads

>>724928837 (OP)
That game was marketed heavily by e-celebs compared to the other games. It was bound to be successful. Sloptubers and streamers are a huge part of marketing

>>724928837 (OP)
>fill your game to the brim with ecelebs so they shilling is effective
>sell more to drones
shrimple as

>>724928837 (OP)
>aggressively shill your game on /v/
>throw in some coombait
>literally just use the art style of the most recent and popular capeshit cartoon
The secret to money making still remains a mystery..
Next? A Netflix anime tie-in.

>>724928837 (OP)
i bougthered it but never played it

>>724928946
ah yes, I remember the internet before we had those pesky sex obsessed pajeets. back when everyone regularly quoted the internet is for porn song and pic related was true
the internet was always sex obsessed, you just became an insufferable prude

>>724928837 (OP)
Lol game?? its a movie/show

>>724929109
That pic was made when white men and pre sanae election japanese made most of the games.

>>724928837 (OP)
The trannies in charge of our culture would rather leave hundreds of millions on the table than stop propagandizing and preaching for one second.

i do not care for fingers in mouths
i do not care for tongues up buttholes

>>724929230
Do they have fun chasing healthcare atleast?

wait, that's a game? I thought it was some animated show, every webm anyone has posted was just some scene

Can you fuck the other girl as well? Why is this the only webm shared? It's safe horny, isn't it?

>>724929580
>safe horny
can you stop being retarded? i understand you're excited to use the meme but not everything is safe horny

>>724928837 (OP)
They also made more money from Dispatch than all of those other games combined.

>>724928837 (OP)
>>724928981
>>724929065
>>724929076
Seems like the game had a lot of reasons for success!

Didn't realise it was ttg, now it makes more sense

>>724929167
It's more of a game than VNs this board regularly discusses.

>>724929924
Yeah. Marketing decides sales. Been like that for a while

>>724928837 (OP)
I hate septum piercings so much. Such ugly gross shit.

all i got from this game is that it flashed me with BBC when i opened my steam page for some fucking reason

>>724928837 (OP)
>nose ring
ew

>>724928837 (OP)
I 100% know whatever sequel /new episode they make after this will go hard on the humiliation and fag shit to shit on men. This occasionally happens, western slop shit makes something that's actually appealing to men by accident, they're instantly successful, but then they instantly kill ot even at the expense of their franchise. Off the top of my head recent recent ones are Joker, Ghosts of Yotei, Andor.

>>724929580
No real sex scene yet, this is just a dream the girl is having

>attractive tomboy
>nose ring
choose one

>>724928837 (OP)
I never understood the fishhook thumb into mouth-thing.
Only reason it actively comes to mind now is because that Aziz Ansari-whatever his name is guy getting almost-cancelled by some chick who was just unhappy it was simply a bad date, and he apparently did the fishhook thumb into mouth thing and other details that the dude didn't really deserve to get shamed for

>>724933927
You forgot arcane.
They turned Viktor from jayces friend into a flowery twink who wants His dick

>>724928837 (OP)
or could it be that the game is full of streamers so their retarded audiences purchased it?

>>724934220
Fingers are an erogenous zone and sucking them is a submissive gesture that communicates desire.
Also you know, it's like sucking dick but classier

>>724929076
>shilling a game on a Mongolian basket weaving forum suddenly makes it popular amongst normalfriends

>>724933927
Andor was still good except the first arc

>>724928837 (OP)
>normalfags care only about sex
>add sex
>normalfags purchase
Woah. Magic.

>>724928837 (OP)
>2013
>2013
>2016
that's the real reason

>>724928837 (OP)
>capeshit
>softcore porn
Yeah, it's obvious why this game is popular with losers.

>>724937042
There were 7 billion humans on the planet back then. That's just a +15% increase. Meanwhile, the playercount is 400% higher.

>>724928837 (OP)
Can you kek the depressed viltrumite yet?

>>724928837 (OP)
is that actually in the game or just a coomer edit

Hey could you guys discuss sex games and the sex genre in here instead?
>>724912569
>>724912569
>>724912569

>>724937238
retard

>>724937360
Unc, I don't care. It's literally impossible to tell if any of these new users have played Dispatch.

>>724937326
>the sex genre
I fucking wonder about you people sometimes

>>724937439
you're braindead

>>724937468
Stupid frog poster.

>>724937523
That's not a frog you idiot, it's Ganondorf

>>724937270
It's in the game, you can see it on youtube

>>724933927
Obviously. And if by some miracle it won't happen right now, there is always season 2.

game has made around 10 million dollars in revenue
you guys think it at least broke even?

I mean its a $30 "game" isn't it?
Of course its going to sell.

>>724928837 (OP)
Is this a good thing, really?
How many actually good games are lost because coomer fotw dominate all discussion?
I like tits too but I sometimes wish people weren't such fucking slaves to their dicks.

>>724928837 (OP)
>game
So where's the gameplay, I don't see it?

>>724928837 (OP)
Why do people compare recent games playercounts to older ones as if that means anything?
People play singleplayer games once then they move on and play something else. Who the fuck would keep playing them years after release? Espcially telltale choose your own adventure "gameplay"

>>724928837 (OP)
>Nose ring
No, I hate those.

>>724928837 (OP)

Do straight men have a personality beyond their sexuality?
Why do they even claim to like women when they never interact with one in real life?

>>724941373
>tranny seething
lel kys

>>724928837 (OP)
All this for a bit of safe horny.
Reality: people bought the game because they were baited to have a white girl as a romance.

>>724941373
it's called simping

>>724941373
Projecting again, are we?

All that woke sloppa and now people are AGAIN feeding tellltale? Do you people EVER learn?

>>724928837 (OP)
never played the wolf game, is it any good?

>>724929109
>ah yes, I remember the internet before we had those pesky sex obsessed pajeets
don't act like it isn't happening, you silly little guy

>>724928837 (OP)
made me donwnload it tankes

>You can't have this
Why bother.

>>724928946
the unholy alliance
bugman leftoid r*dditors + horny indians
this game only had one path, success

>>724942983
obviously the internet has been flooded with pajeets you single digit iq retard, what I'm saying is the internet has always been porn obsessed. the difference is we now have loud prudish zoomers and troons bitching about tame as fuck stuff all the time
>um is that a hint of cleavage? can you please get this gooner sh*t off my phone screen, what if someone looks over my shoulder and thinks I'm a deviant

>>724928837 (OP)
Why is selling 60k copies an achievement? Any slop can sell more than that.

>>724946063
Cope harder jeet, whites arent porn obsessed unlike indains.

>>724946124
>selling
That's concurrent players on Steam you idiot. They have sold 1 million copies across platforms.

>>724928837 (OP)
But is this game actually fun to play?

>>724946198
Kill yourself pajeet, it says 60k there not 1 million are you so brown you cant read?

>>724946286
>play
>game

>>724946063
eh
you'd have a point if we didn't have archives going back to 2004-onward to prove you wrong already
yes people posted boobies and had an air of lust to things, but it wasn't even half as gratuitous as it is today

>>724946309
That's all time peak players. As in the max players on Steam playing the game at the same time.

>>724928981
>marketed heavily by e-celebs compared to the other games
I distinctly remember seeing a lot of lets plays of old telltale games back in the early 2010's

>>724946342
I see.
Back to playing actual games then.

>>724946403
we literally used to have doujin dump threads when the jannies were slow

>>724928837 (OP)
>Fucking moviegame
>Love interest is some dyke looking bitch with a nose ring who is a cunt towards you
Yeah, not surprised modern /v/ likes this.

>>724946528
a boy's-night-out event doesn't mean you should normalize lustful behavior in your every waking moment
the coomer meme and its origins are roughly the turnpoint of when the internet, or at least 4chan, became plagued with cumbrained porn addicts as a boilerplate standard

genuinely, things used to be better because things used to have the 'naughtiness' and to it - as you said, sneaking in porn nights when the janitors were off fucking about rather than normalizing posting hardcore porn to the frontpage every third thread

>>724928837 (OP)
>attractive
>septum piercing
It's like a permanent booger

bought this to play with my family because they love superheroes

now they won't look at me

>>724947649
It's a "i can fix her" girl. I can call substance abuse, daddy issues and probably a tatoo somewhere in her body without even playing the game.

>>724928837 (OP)
>nosering

>>724947649
>>724947790
she ditches the nosering for (you)

>>724947964
Did she wear it when her ex was railing her?

>>724948098
Her ex was actually an asshole and she always mentions how much she hates him

>>724935140
>implying shills exclusively focus their efforts here and are incapable of making the same posts on other websites
>implying 4channel is not riddled with normalfaggots now
now's the part where you claim no one would bother shilling here

>>724928837 (OP)
Clearly it's e celebs!
We need more of them next game!

>>724928837 (OP)
Maybe the dumb westoids will figure it out this time? Or maybe not. Thats why they're retarded after all

>>724948167
Guess what she is gonna tell to her next boyfriend about you.

Look I know you guys never had a relationship with a woman before so let me help you. If you really want something long term someone like Invisigal will be a massive pain in the ass to deal with as she will be extremely exhausting and will drain your energy dry. You should also look up nose ring theory

>>724948580
Probably only good things once she collects the life insurance money.

>>724948758
And dance with the vice president with her ads hanging out

>>724941373
You will NEVER be a woman.

>>724942983
I miss pre-07 internet like you wouldn't believe.

>>724949132
Remember when longcat was long? Girugamesh!

>>724929109
Monster Girl Quest came in 2nd in 2011's /v/GAs, beaten only by Dude Sex: Homo Revolution

>>724949270
Life was better.

>>724928837 (OP)
Imagine a CRPG with a party member like her, played completely straight with zero subversive bullshit. The game would sell millions.

>>724929109
He's right though.

>>724946168
>indains.

>only 8 episodes
KWAB

>>724928837 (OP)

This still isn't the numbers THEY want though.

But at least its a step in the right direction for the player. Holy shit, fuck the last decade of woke games completely.

>>724946168
True thats why chad jeets are breeding like mice

>>724937360
This is the real answer to 90% of "Wow this new game has tons of players! That must mean its better!" Theres just more people actually playing games.

>>724928837 (OP)
>dyke looking brown "tomboy" wearing a nose ring
>attractive
kek

>>724935140
>normalfriends

>>724954270
Not him but we used to have more word filters in the past, this is one of them.