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Anonymous No.724945698 [Report] >>724945809 >>724946592 >>724946713 >>724950497 >>724950541 >>724953394 >>724954490
>dev asks you to delete your negative review
Anonymous No.724945809 [Report]
>>724945698 (OP)
I'd make my review significantly worse if they did
Anonymous No.724945884 [Report] >>724950430
I don't delete negative reviews. If they fixed the issue that's good for them, but the product shouldn't have had that issue in the first place.
Anonymous No.724945915 [Report] >>724946261 >>724951662
>dev thanks you for your honest input and says he will try to fix the issues you brought up
Anonymous No.724946261 [Report] >>724946358
>>724945915
name a trillion examples
Anonymous No.724946358 [Report]
>>724946261
Jackie Chan adventures
Anonymous No.724946440 [Report]
Damn, this thread sucks.
Anonymous No.724946496 [Report]
>dev responds to your review with your IP address
Anonymous No.724946592 [Report]
>>724945698 (OP)
>dev addresses your concerns in a calm and civil manner even if you blatantly make shit up
Anonymous No.724946713 [Report] >>724947423 >>724947549 >>724947680 >>724947996 >>724949856 >>724950504 >>724954245
>>724945698 (OP)
>don't delete it
>dev sneaks into your house
Anonymous No.724947423 [Report]
>>724946713
Fucking lmao
Anonymous No.724947549 [Report] >>724950314 >>724950452
>>724946713
>Normal videos devolving into schizo hallucinations
This is the only entertaining use of AI.
Anonymous No.724947680 [Report]
>>724946713
This is fake, there's no way he would squeeze through that tiny gap.
Anonymous No.724947739 [Report] >>724949150 >>724950107
>my game game got another negative review
>almost nearly start crying
Anonymous No.724947786 [Report] >>724947873 >>724959645
>dev reading your negative review
Anonymous No.724947873 [Report]
>>724947786
>dev reading your negative review
>dev realizing you're not the target audience and you're a faggot anyway
Anonymous No.724947923 [Report]
>Dev quits making games after you leave a negative review
Anonymous No.724947996 [Report]
>>724946713
Is this real?!
Anonymous No.724948032 [Report] >>724948125
>dev defensively replies to your negative review and passive aggressively implies you played the game wrong
Anonymous No.724948094 [Report]
The Indian spamming AI slop in animal threads needs to be found and killed.
Anonymous No.724948125 [Report]
>>724948032
That's a heckin' chonker
Anonymous No.724948135 [Report] >>724948162 >>724950776
>unfunny tranimal thread
Anonymous No.724948162 [Report]
>>724948135
animal website
Anonymous No.724948183 [Report] >>724948269 >>724948439
I never want to speak to a developer for as long as I live.
Anonymous No.724948269 [Report] >>724948356 >>724948384
>>724948183
What if she's a cute girl?
Anonymous No.724948356 [Report]
>>724948269
what if I stick a finger in your ass
Anonymous No.724948384 [Report]
>>724948269
I don't want to cheat on my gf.
Anonymous No.724948396 [Report]
>dev thinks your review is funny so he'll include some snippets of it as real dialogue
Anonymous No.724948439 [Report]
>>724948183
Why not? And what happens if you do?
Please reply urgently.
T. Not a developer
Anonymous No.724949150 [Report] >>724949247
>>724947739
Don’t make a shit game next time
Anonymous No.724949247 [Report] >>724950149
>>724949150
my game is good
Anonymous No.724949463 [Report] >>724950027
>dev announces hiatus from development because of "mental health"
Anonymous No.724949856 [Report]
>>724946713
you are a subhuman
you are brown in spirit
Anonymous No.724950027 [Report]
>>724949463
>dev takes a break from his game to prepare for his gender transition surgery
Anonymous No.724950107 [Report]
>>724947739
>my game game got another negative review
>It's not even out yet
Anonymous No.724950149 [Report]
>>724949247
Games with few reviews but almost no bad ones are still weighted around “Very Positive” at the worst. And indie games tend to have more generous reviews from brownnoses trying to suck up to you. Your game must suck dick if only 54 reviews brings it to Mostly Positive.
Anonymous No.724950314 [Report]
>>724947549
Anonymous No.724950386 [Report] >>724950446
>play shit game with a weird amount of positive reviews
>make a review saying the game is shit and dev probably paid for reviews
>dev responds really pissed going NUH UH I'D NEVER PAY FOR REVIEWS THIS WAS ACTUALLY MY FRIENDS
>mfw
Anonymous No.724950430 [Report]
>>724945884
I can see that argument for vague number ratings like 2/5, but if it's an actual review, people use those to learn about a game and make an informed purchasing decision.
If you leave the review as is, it would be giving new people false info.
A good compromise would be to add an edited section covering what changed and point out that the review is for a previous version of the game, so they know what the devs did originally and what changes were made.
Gives an accurate representation of the current state of the game without leaving out what issues were allowed to make it in originally.
Anonymous No.724950446 [Report]
>>724950386
how many reviews did it have total?
Anonymous No.724950452 [Report]
>>724947549
what's entertaining about it?
Anonymous No.724950497 [Report] >>724952372
>>724945698 (OP)
I had this happen with my negative Blasphemous review.
Anonymous No.724950504 [Report]
>>724946713
motherfucker
Anonymous No.724950541 [Report]
>>724945698 (OP)
Fix the game first NIGGER
Anonymous No.724950621 [Report] >>724951593
>Review game
>Get jester award
I'll kill you! I'LL KILL YOOOOOU!!
Anonymous No.724950776 [Report] >>724951135
>>724948135
You are unfun to be around.
Anonymous No.724951135 [Report]
>>724950776
Miserable people like that manage to liven things up as a pinata, so they're not all bad.
Anonymous No.724951593 [Report]
>>724950621
>make a forum post about how the game needs gender neutral options/ more fag representation
>infinite free steam points
Anonymous No.724951623 [Report] >>724957504
>buy very ambitious indie game
>run into an issue that causes the game to crash
>leave negative review
>dev responds asking for crash report
>share report, change review to positive
>dev adds me as a steam friend
Anonymous No.724951662 [Report]
>>724945915
>Make a vague and near schizophrenic bug report
>Dev manages to parse through your retardation and fixes it
>Proceed to send you a thank you email
>Calling him a nigger and tell to stop mailing you and fix the game.
Anonymous No.724952372 [Report]
>>724950497
Did you listen?
Anonymous No.724953394 [Report]
>>724945698 (OP)
>post negative review
>dev responds with "We're sorry to hear about your negative experience and blah blah blah"
Anonymous No.724954245 [Report]
>>724946713
I lol'd
Anonymous No.724954404 [Report] >>724956923
>dev deletes all negative reviews himself and bans the reviewers
Anonymous No.724954490 [Report]
>>724945698 (OP)
this bnuuy has some fucking FAT breasts
Anonymous No.724955551 [Report]
>make a negative review on a highly overrated game
>the dev’s defense force comes to dogpile it with jester reacts
Anonymous No.724956923 [Report]
>>724954404
wtf is this real
Anonymous No.724957504 [Report]
>>724951623
Nice conclusion, name the game
Anonymous No.724959645 [Report]
>>724947786
Goddammit