Thread 724946070

why can't developers properly implement sausage in a AAA gaming experience

>>724946210
why would a fish's ability to suck in water scare you
you're almost a hundred times heavier than that sausage. larger too
that's like being afraid of frogs because they catch flies.

>>724946418
anon, the penis...

>>724946210
the throat goat lmao

>>724946210
me when i see a femboy in my peripherals for 0.1 femtoseconds

>>724946070 (OP)
for me its the Krakauer Bratwurst

>>724946210
ok, but what if you put your actual dick in there, how fast will it get sucked?

>>724946210
me when "zzzxxxccc poison_(final_fight) "

>>724946210
bro just ripps the whole glizzy

>>724946210
Yummers.

>>724946485

is attached to your body and fish who suck dont have teeth

>>724946210
Farewell, sausage!

>>724947068
but what if i have rigor mortis on my pelvis from FUCKING too hard, the penis might just come clean off

>>724947068
with that kind of velocity they would surely just rip your cock right off of you like a farmer ripping a carrot from the earth

>>724946210
Arapaima are fucking wild man.

Me and my buddies were just staring at what looked like a log once and got fucking spooked when it moved. One of the locals laughed and said the laje had giant arapaima.

>>724946712
Looks delicious.

you can grill sausages on my summer car

>>724946712
For me it's Chorizo.

>>724947387
Damn, you're sure you'll be able to get the grease off?

>>724946823
>kemono mega link doesn't work

>>724947456
oh CHORIZOOOO

>>724947464
I piss in the radiator I'm not worried about a little grease

>>724946712
austrian bosna hot dog for me

>>724946070 (OP)
another indie W

>>724946070 (OP)
If you boil sausages, you don't know how to cook

>>724947774
enlighten us anon, I'm hungry

>>724947774
I airfry them

>>724947774
Knackwurst or frankfurter boiled is dope, it's not interesting in terms of what you do in the kitchen, but you will not convince me it's not good.

let me guess... you need more?

Gyattdammit, now i need to eat some of that sweet sweet sausage...

>>724948178
just some ketchup and i am good with it.

>>724946210
Nancy Reagan ahh fish

>>724946210
God that's hot

>>724947068
Its is imparitive that the cylinder remain intact

>>724948241
>>724948178

Butter and very thinly sliced onions. Yes it's unhealthy as fuck but you're already eating a hot dog.

>>724948869
>butter
>onions
>unhealthy
european education everyone

>>724948178
Some of this, some mustard and some peppers

>>724946210
wtf they turned OP's mom into a fish

>>724947456
Chorizo is good stuff.
I get the premium version from the supermarket and instead of putting it in a sandwich or something I just eat it as a snack out of the pack. It's oily as all hell so you can't play vidya when eating it though.

>>724947456
eat choripan

>>724948178
>>724950115
>his wiener isnt bent

>>724947219
Your penis is attached to your body in a much stronger sense than a sausage is to a particular location in water

>>724951590
>kaisersemmel
fuck all french, german or italian bread. this right here, this is the food of the gods themselves.

>>724949121
>jade green relish
how does this stuff differ from normal relish?
t. west coaster

>>724946210
nom

>>724952642
It's just food coloring

>>724947456
I fucking HATE Chorizo and I feel like I'm the only one. It just tastes like really shitty spam-flavored hot dogs to me.

>>724952294
based

>>724947068
your argument is looking better for penis sucking action and less about the dangers of said penis sucking action

>>724946070 (OP)
Maaaan I'm hungry as shit and that sausage looks good. Thanks OP know what I'm having for breaky.