Thread 724966983

>Sexy, cute protagonist
>Great soundtrack
>Cool-looking, fun combat
>A love letter to Automata, the game scratches that itch pretty well

First playthrough and I seriously do not understand gaming journalist and how much of a joyless cunt one has to be to actually hate Stellar Blade. Unironically enjoying this way more than I did playing Fallen Order and Jedi Survivor with their tedious parkour sections and endless puzzles. Not even rushing to progress the story, just running around killing shit, getting new outfits and taking pictures.

>>724966983 (OP)
>dyke haircut
incredible how a hot woman turns into a 6/10 karen just by ruining her hair

>>724967161
Incredible how gay you are.

>>724967161
gayest homosexual on planet faggot

>>724967161
FPWP

>>724966983 (OP)
>>724967451

>>724967764
Disgusting. I wonder how ugly you have to be irl to find objectively ugly non-feminine traits on women attractive

>>724967764
ok the glasses ruin it

How does she carry her stellar blade without the ponytail?

>>724967917
>>724967161
You anons are probably too young to remember

>>724968504
Globohomo brainwashed you, gayboy.

>>724967764
cute!
>>724967917
>>724967924
faggots!

>>724968504
On the contrary, I'm actually too old to remember Prince of Craaaaaawling in my skiiiiiiiiiiiiin.

>>724966983 (OP)
>>724967764
>blurry
>shitty dithering
I literally cannot look at UE games without vomiting. How can anybody even think this looks fine?

>>724968504
remember what? That woman would also be way more beautiful with long hair. Every healthy man would agree

>>724966983 (OP)
I mean...I don't hate it but the game is overall pretty ok at best
The story may aswell not exist and the characters have no personality whatsoever
The game does look incredibly pretty tho
Also nier's combat is really bad and this game 's combat is sluggish and clunky as soon as more than q enemy is on screen so adding that to the story being pretty bad really doesn't help
I got hopes for stellar blade 2 since the director himself said that the story was bad and he wants to improve on that so if they get the combat a lil bit more polished and actually deliver a good story sb2 can be a really good game

>>724967161
It's not incredible at all, it's common sense. Long hair are a feminine trait.

When I was in grade school I had a crush on my teacher, she was wearing heels and collants and had long blonde hair. One day she came to the classroom and had a short hair cut, I was devastated, it was a traumatic experience.

>>724967161
FPBP
shorthairfags seething in replies.

>>724967835
stellar blade

>>724967161
low t behavior btw

>>724967215
stellar blade

>>724967215
stellar blade

>>724968630
stellar blade

>>724966983 (OP)
>A love letter to Automata
Being a blatant rip-off = love letter now?

>>724969014
stellar blade

>>724967161
short hair is nice because it exposes the neck for kisses and bites and also long hair kinda sucks when fucking if she's on top

>>724968871
stellar blade

>>724968923
stellar blade

>>724967161
The pic in OP is particularly bad. I think it's called a pixie cut. If she had just shoulder length hair it would still be nice. But yea I don't like it either

>>724969110
stellar blade

>>724967161
should be a bit longer, but i get where you are coming from

>>724968f923
stellar blade

>>724969171
stellar blade

>>724966983 (OP)
the SSAO in UE4 is awful
They shoulda made this game in UE5

>>724966983 (OP)
>hair shorter than waist length
lazy woman who can't even properly take care of herself so she cuts it shorts, probably smells bad too, this is why raven is superior in every way.

>>724969257
stellar blade

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>>724969212
check this out

>>724969280
stellar blade

>>724968923
So far the only faggots in this thread who seem to be seething are those who can't look at a girl with short hair without thinking about gay men, even while staring at her giant tits.

>>724967161
Faggot

>>724969280
>typo
Wait are you actually there, typing this shit out?
Holy fuck

>>724969339
stellar blade

>>724969378
Did you feed her beans

>>724969353
stellar blade

>>724969378
kek based and true

>>7249693g53
stellar blade

KAMI SAMA NOWICKI
BASED
BASED

>>7249686f30
stellar blade

>>724969546
stellar blade

>>724967764
stellar blade

>>724969394
>projection
nobody talked about gay men except you. short hair on girls is just ugly.

>>724969679
stellar blade

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>>724969532
stop tagging me schizo

>>724969710
stellar blade

>>724969378
Based Eve telling the truth.

really dedicated...

>>724969834
nope
stellar blade

>>7249g69679
stellar blade

>>72f4969789
stellar blade

>>724969843
stellar blade

>>724967319
stellar blade

>>724967835
stellar blade

easy goty 2024

>>724967215
stellar blade

>>724968871
stellar blade

>>724970662
Make Raven a playable character and the sequel will sell 5 million copies easily. How the fuck can a pouty mouth be so hot

>>724967161
>incredible how a hot woman turns into a 6/10 karen just by ruining her hair
Funny thing eh? It's because hair length on women directly corelates to health and youth. When you're young, you can much more easily keep long hair and that capacity goes away with age, and older women don't exactly have high fertility so this translates to short hair women being perceived as sickly and infertile.

The only time short hair isn't something that detracts from a woman is when her other cues for fertility are at ridiculous levels, like really wide hips, huge breasts, huge ass, etc.

>>724967917
>short hair is inherently non-feminine

>>724969447
stellar blade

>>724969831
stellar blade

>>724971437
stellar blade

>>724967161
I'm running a Raven's face mod and short hair and I'm diamonds every time

>>724972761
Yeah you are probably ugly so brain is coping

>>724973115
You're projecting too much, incel, relax

>>724967161
So is she a "dyke" or a "karen", anon? Make up your mind.

>>724966983 (OP)
Correct, it's a good game.

was the matrix 11 dev room was the last update we'll get for this game?

>>724966983 (OP)
Not a bad first entry for a new series.
I hope SB gameplay is more varied.
Nothing against hack and slash but...

>>724966983 (OP)
Tranny gooner slop.

>>724973567
Was it that one locked door?

>>724973742
>random words seen on /v/ mashed together

>>724972761
stellar blade

>>724974365
Cuckiej did you see that?
LMAOOOO
>>724969378
>>724969378
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>>724969990
stellar blade

>>724966983 (OP)
What outfit/how do I get it?

>>724969378
stellar blade

>>724967215
stellar blade

>>724975205
stellar blade

>>724974791
It's from the Nier Automata crossover pack.

>>724967215
stellar blade

>>724975506
>Nier Automata crossover pack
Oh the dude that zips around in a truck? How do I get him to stop?

>>724966983 (OP)
>unreal engine 5
>dithered TAA slop
Yeah, nothing in this game is cute.
Character design is sexual, but generic in appearance, and the graphical rendering is atrocious.

>>724970662
stellar blade

>>724975698
same way as in Automata, shoot at him

>>724975845
It's Unreal Engine 4, you moron.

>>724971805
stellar blade

I don't hate the game but it's extremely overhyped. Story, characters, and gameplay are all incredibly weak with cliches and predictable outcomes for nearly every single side quest and story beat. The music being superb and obviously Eve's sex appeal with all the different Nano Suits are really the only praiseworthy aspects. Hopefully the combat and story get improved upon in the sequel.

>>724975845
>Nothing in this game is cute
Funny, found a few videos of different girls playing SB and by far the most common word they said were "OMG look how cuuuuuuuute she is". They were drooling at the characters like your proper basement-dwelling gooner and one even said "God, I need to do some squats", kek. What's interesting, all of them were above average or upper tier of average looking themselves. Coincidence? Don't think so.

>GOON TO THIS GOON TO THIS GOON TO THIS GOON TO THIS GOON TO THIS GOON TO THIS GOON TO THIS GOON TO THIS GOON TO THIS GOON TO THIS GOON TO THIS GOON TO THIS GOON TO THIS
I will, but that doesn't mean I'm not bored as fuck

Damn i love short hair on women so much it is unreal.

>>724973286
not projecting since I think short hair on women is ugly retard

damn lucky

I know that I am, time is on my side

>>724969353
>>724970662
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>>724972761
>>724973286
>>724976324

Sssex with Raven

>>724966983 (OP)
I'll buy it as soon you remove Denuvo, I promise :)

>>724974429
stellar blade

She won

>>724975224
stellar blade

I know that Eve is a weak character compared to 2B or A2, but I really appreciate how chill she is. SB has a pretty relaxing vibe despite the premise, and a Bayonetta-type femme fatale or depressed and sad 2B style kuudere wouldn't fit the game.

>>724966983 (OP)
She looks boring, too perfect.

>>724966983 (OP)
just like automata
>fun
>good soundtrack
>good designs
>good gameplay
what journos see:
>eves ass is nice, 2/10

in any case, it's a great action/adventure game.

>>724978471
That's because she is. Raven, Lily, Enya, even Roxanne, all have more visually interesting and striking designs over Eve. Raven personally is the best design and most interesting character in the game and I know I'm not alone in thinking so. It's insane how hard she mogs Eve.

>>724969339
*Godot

>>724968504
before Ubisoft was retarded they made some good games and characters.

>>724978790
>what journos see:
>eves ass is nice, 2/10
kek most of the major ones reluctantly squeezed out a 7 to low 8 because the game is actually far too polished to go below that, but I bet they'd have loved to push it lower

>>724979173
stellar blade completely mogged journo promoted shit like avowed and shadows, that says it all desu.

>>724977661
Maciek won

>>724979834

yeah, he gets to fuck his wife

im white and racist so the generic asian doll looking charachters do nothing for me

Eve is great in every haircut

>>724966983 (OP)
>short hair
You're actually unironically gay

>>724967764
Now she looks like a karen that shows up to the PTA to complain why her daughter (male) only got an A-.

>110 AUD
Go on sale FUCK

>>724966983 (OP)
>>724967764
Walmart bayonetta

>>724967764
>>724968625
You have terrible taste. Somehow you turned Eve into someone who wants to talk to me about my microaggressions.

>>724972761
>>724973286
These are actually hot unlike OPs.

>>724966983 (OP)
Imagine paying attention to game journalists in the first place.
Do you even like video games, or is it just another front for your culture war?