Thread 724975325

I think it's very possible. What does /v/ think?

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>>724975325 (OP)
>BRO, DISNEY IS JUST BUYING THE SEATS!

>>724975325 (OP)
I know this thread is supposed to laugh at dumb redditors but you faggots are just as dumb, there were several people in the Ubisoft thread telling me they fake all the sales numbers on their games.

>>724975325 (OP)
why would they do that?

Of course they're not fake, the world economy isn't fake either, billionaries definitely aren't just moving money around to eachother to make it seem like the fake numbers actually mean anything, the economy is fine, everything is fine

>>724975453
Why wouldnt they? Its common practice in stage events like concerts and plays to 'sell out' the room this way, so why would theatres somehow be exempt?

>>724975325 (OP)
>Faking their numbers
Thats fucking retarded. What they actually did was ship out the Pokemon bundles in September to pad the numbers

They've been faking it for years. Hopefully once Palworld destroys them in court the entire scam gets blown wide open.

>>724976210
Nintendeen here. Making a video on this right now

>>724975325 (OP)
They aren't, no. However, the Chinese are importing it in record numbers because it's so readily available to purchase. So it's inflated in the same way PC gaming numbers are.

>>724976210
>What they actually did was ship out the Pokemon bundles in September to pad the numbers

This is what actually usually happens, they're not lying *technically* but they use underhanded tactics to boost numbers. For instace GTAV gives you a shitload of shark cards right at the start so GTAO fans would literally just buy more copies of GTAV for more shark cards even if they already owned the game. Which allowed Take Two to pump up GTAV's sales even more

>>724975325 (OP)
Yes. They are desperately to dethrone Sony but it will never work

>>724975708
This cat speaks the truth.

>>724975809
Did OP just screencap his own reddit thread?

>>724975752
I'ma let you come up the reason why padding a single event audience is different from supposedly buying out seats in thousands of theaters simultaneously across the country.

>>724975325 (OP)
It is illegal to defraud investors by lying about sales numbers. And not "small fine" illegal, either, it's "go to federal prison for years" illegal. No one would be stupid enough to do that for Nintendo of all companies.

>>724978909
Organized crime is illegal, too, and yet nobody has de-Yakuza'd Nintendo, and Umamasume remains a product you can buy.

>>724975325 (OP)
Some people should go out more

>>724975708
beautiful cat I want to hug him and give him treats

>>724975708
Also trvth

>>724975453
They did for black panther.

>>724975325 (OP)
Show me hard proof, don't just talk outta your ass.

>>724975708
Everything IS fine, there's nothing that shows it isn't.

>>724978132
No he doesn't. No one's starving, everyone's making money. Everything IS fine.

>>724975325 (OP)
Nintendo is a publicly traded company, if they fudge their sale numbers they would be in huge troubles.

You guys realize public companies are audited right? They can't just make up a number and release it to the market

>>724982764
What makes you think they'll ever tell anyone?

>>724983024
Audits, you dumb dumb.

>>724983024
Remember Enron?

>>724983024
People will eventually find out that they're not making as much money as they claim.
Lying to your customers is one thing, companies are clearly able to get away with it to some extent.
Lying to your rich shareholders that will sue the fuck out of you is suicide. It happens, but it's not common.

>>724983024
you need to be 18+ to post here

>>724975325 (OP)
Obviously. Slants lie. Bingtendo is obviusly near financial collapse. Why do you think yamato nadesikos can be had for 1500 yen in every public park in Tokyo.

>>724975325 (OP)
hoenstly they probably are faking numbers.
i know very few people irl who have or care about switch 2.
its in stock everywhere too.

>>724975325 (OP)
Can they lie to the public like that? Aren't there investor that can sue them in that case?
Please respond in good faith, I don't know business

>>724975410
FIRST POST, FUCK THE OP POST.

>>724975453
They did for black panther, and more obviously captain marvel 1. They donated them to black and womesn groups and got a huge tax break. Faking sales of physical products is idiotic.

>>724975631
Ubisoft doesn't fake on investor reports. They don't report sales at all on their flops.

Probably not fake. They where stocking consoles for ages so unlike almost every other console launch, people can actually buy the thing.
The PS5 had shit launch sales, because the only couple of them around was being sold by scalpers for 300% msrp.

>>724978353
Yes, but this seems to have drawn all the company wars shitposters so they leve the rest of us the fuck alon.

>>724975325 (OP)
/v/ - Reddit

>>724984056
Another problem arises when the shareholders don't want to be left holding the bag, so they don't call out the obvious lies, as that makes it harder to offload onto some other fool. That's how a pyramid scheme gets perpetuated. And then the people OUTSIDE of the pyramid scheme get raped harder in taxes, because everything is arbitrarily deemed to be "higher valued".

>>724984287
Yes, they can. Financial statements are statements of opinion by the company, not objective fact. Investors are only permitted to see as much of a company's operations as required for them to invest: look at how Enron operated in the early 2000s to see how little they actually mean. There's no way for anyone to know what Nintendo's real sales or profits are because those are treated as trade secrets and protected by law.

>>724984287
They cant lie. They took a different strategy. They were sitting on the switch 2 for years, they spent years just manufacturing so supply is maintained. most new consoles simply run out of supply, the s2 is in stock everywhere and never sold out. so it gets to be best selling. if they made enough wiis or super nintendos they could have been selling too

>>724975325 (OP)
>Is nintendo committing fraud?

>>724975325 (OP)
Reaction to the Switch 2 was very positive and it sold well because people wanted to buy it. Your average Nintendo consumer is not a grumpy cynical loser on Reddit who focuses on minor details that hardly anyone even notices.

>>724984561
it's definitely possible to jew the numbers but to outright lie is a stretch

>>724975325 (OP)
This sounds like those people who say
>Disney Parks are dying
>The attendance numbers are dropping
Based off the waiting times that Disney publishes for rides rather than actual quarterly reports. It's a mirage.

>>724984598
definitely but not the banking type of fraud

>>724984651
>minor details that hardly anyone even notices.
herro prease buy our console. oopsy one minor detail that hardly anyone will notice: we have no games for it. that's right, those past 3 years with no games for the switch 1? actuarry we have no game for switch 2 too. rawl. cum 2 nintendo land watch nintendo movie gaijin no need game

>>724975325 (OP)
>r/fucknintendo
So a bunch of circlejerking nintendo haters that have been deluding themselves into thinking nintendo has ben failing for the past 4 months have trouble believing all those articles weren't actually bull shit and the switch 2 is actually selling like crazy

these terminally online retards really think they're making a difference with their shitposting and that reality will warp itself to match the dumb shit they're saying

>>724975325 (OP)
These people need to learn that the world is bigger than what they see on twitter. People have been asking and waiting for a "switch but better" for half a decade. Most people do not give a shit about digital key cards, nor do they care about digital games as a whole. Negative public perception has bascially boiled down to people just outright making shit up like nintendo severing their console for playing a used game, whipping themselves into a frenzy, and them moving on when it's proven fake and gay, pretending it never happened and itching for the next thing to be mad about.
>8 minutes ago
>r/fucknintendo
OP be honest, is this you?

>>724975325 (OP)
Obviously. I havent seen a single person with the switch 2 in public.

>>724975325 (OP)
Wait, there's actually a subreddit called "FuckNintendo"? And there are people who discuss things seriously there?

And I thought it exist something even more ridiculous than the answers and reactions for the weekly famitsu threads here on /v/.

>>724985750
>I havent seen a single person with the switch 2 in public.
Neither have I but then again I live in India and its not officially released here yet

>>724975325 (OP)
>whatever physical games it has are shown to be anti-preservationist key cards instead of actual games
This is how I know the whole thing is a shitpost and the Egobyte83 doesn't even know what he's talking about.
But what else could I have possibly expected from a sub called fucknintendo?

>>724975325 (OP)
>/r/fucknintendo
Go back and stop raiding /v/