Thread 724979647

ITT: Post IRL Vidya bosses

That's...just a lynx?

>>724979647 (OP)
>Legendary pokemon appear in the grass

>>724979807
Name?

>>724979807
This kind of shit gives me hope there's a chance I'll reincarnate as a girl. Or at least a guy with a <40 inch chest.

>>724980038
social media ruined a generation of people

>>724980206
>social media ruined a generation of people
See
>>724980142

>>724980038
>His name is...
>...Fat Man
>You already named a character 'Fat Man' Mr. Kojima. You cant do it again!
>...Black Fat Man

>>724980142
You won't, that girl exists to be fucked and in 5 years will be unrecognizable. You don't want her life you want the free attention she gets.

>boss is a basic mob with a bunch of extra shit slapped on
>obvious weak point
It's all so lazy

>>724980124
I can't stand it when they give bosses a weakness so extreme it's like there's no challenge at all if you exploit it. He had 0 resistance to water damage. All those moves but he doesn't even get to use any really.

>>724980343
>you want the free attention she gets.
Duh. I'm not so stupid that I don't know where my faggotry is coming from.

>>724980206
truth nuke
in the past weirdos like that would get ostracized until they fold and adjust to the norm, now they got thousands of mentally deranged people cheering it on watching ads and donating to keep his lifestyle profitable

>>724980038
unironically based

theme included:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NiOcpn4QYA

>>724980496
You want a bunch of dudes talking to you trying to fuck you all the time?

>>724980410
>boss is a battle of attrition, garbage attacks but super heavy defenses

>>724980670
It sounds better than having no one talk to me for any reason forever. Even scammers don't want to talk anymore. They just leave AI voicemails even if you pick up the phone when they call.

>>724980792
not a fag, but weirdly relatable

>>724979807
Holy FUCK

>>724980410
>dmc2 remake

>>724980124
>ahead: Scottsdale rapes

>>724979868
BASED

>>724980124
Move list is super kino

>>724981352
I'm a little impressed actually, simple but effective and accurate cosplay especially for Halloween better than the visual vomit the Flash movie went with.

>>724981019
just a normal statue goy :)

>>724979732
It's a white Iberian lynx that didn't starve to death due to -10 to stealth checks.
It stands to reason that it's a very good hunter.

>>724980792
>>724981095
Man, it's kinda sad.
Where are you guys from?

>>724979647 (OP)
eyeshadow?

>>724980410
what's the thing on the top?

>>724981783
Not a single white person, gri-... Oh, that's just Spain

>>724980008
My friends and I quote this video at every opportunity
>Stoooooooop...
>Stop, you're scaring me
>You're SCARING ME!

>>724980038
Lmao what timmy gonna do?

>>724980038
>>724983304
It's not like any of that can be served after the ding dong handles it so the solution is to just slap the tray out of their hands when they try to walk out with it.

>>724981057
This is my player character.

>>724979807
>those hips
>that fake hair covering the sides of the manjaw face and the adam's apple
>that triangle-shaped back
>dressed like an attention whore
Totally a troon
kys

>>724979868
Offices are daycares for women, you cannot persuade me to believe anything else.

>>724979807
Why am I not legally allowed to rape this?

>>724983543
you probably could. all she'd do is blog about it

>>724979647 (OP)
Looks like a big pussy to me

>>724982047
looks very animu

>>724982047
Looks like its starving right now

>>724983793
Bitch got a whole ass lip out at 7 seconds

>>724979868
Being honest, I'm surprised how "beauty" or fuck-ableness is related to how stupid and irritating I find something. The first girl has that look that you can at least find hot, but all of the others are average to ugly for different reasons and it always pisses me off to see the chinese girl or the fake tan girl.
My morality has aesthetic principles.

>>724979807
>All of these faggots not realising that’s a man
Lmaoing @ the guy filming he’s a faggot too.

>>724982282
jammer, when drones fly close, the radio signal is disrupted and it loses control. Doesn't work against optic cable drones but somewhat effective against others. There's nothing better atm.

>>724979732
It’s an early-game optional boss.

>>724983496
Women can have broad shoulders but men can't have waists that small. You have mindbroken yourself.

>>724984134
you think that's going to deter someone from wanting to stick their peepee inside?
where do you think you are?

>>724984246
thanks, i didn't know vehicle mounted jammers are a thing now

>>724984024
>ADA sticker slapped on it
What a magnificent piss-take.

>>724983517
That's what the tech industry has turned into. In the push to hire women, 90% of them are useless fluff jobs.

>>724982307
Stop being retched.

>>724980038
Chad move

>>724980124
>While you were doing drugs... I studied the blade.
>While you were engaged in premarital sex... I practiced the blade.
>While you spent months at the gym, for the sake of vanity... I used the blade.
>Now that the demons are here. You are all uprepared.
>Except for me.
>For I studied the blade.

>>724980792
Why would you want just anyone to give attention to you? The next game would be getting attention from someone you actually like, you would never be satisfied.

>>724980738
wtf, is this real?!

>>724980038
Fucking disgusting, these people should be killed

>>724979982
Kek

>>724979915
>DAD! D:
>Daaaad... :/

>>724985785
I panic when a tiny household one bumrushes me in the middle of a session. I'd probably kill myself at a mere credible suggestion that one of these may be in my home.

>>724979647 (OP)
>>724980008
>>724981095
>>724982047
Toxotransmosis moment

>>724979868
this makes me irrationally violent

>>724985785
>>724986542
It just a centipede, jesus dude, they are harmless as long as you dont provoke/attack them

>>724983793
>Shirogane, my beloved...

>>724979748
>Joker if he thuggin'

>>724985728
>Why would you want just anyone to give attention to you?
Spoken like a true normie

>>724983496
>>724984134
This. I literally look like that lmao.

>>724987761
You can say fag here anon, don't be afraid to use words. Unless you're from the election onwards since that's when the use of normie became prevalent.
Trust me anon, attention from someone who's genuinely interested in you is better than anything else in the world, losing someone like that leaves you truly broken. They say that having loved and lost is better than never having experienced love but no one told me it would hurt this much.
If it soothes you a little, I experienced love for the first time after becoming a wizard, you sound like early 20s so even if an older ugly motherfucker like me could get with someone, I'm sure you can.

>>724981019
>>724981857
it's newish and it was made in response to the atomic bomb

>>724987860
Prove it, queermo.