Thread 724991146

>uhm... so are we going to do this?
>get the speech out of the way
>did that just.... happen?
>[sigh]
>figures
>if you're thinking of diverting the puss pow- sorry, pulse power???
>uhmm.....
>hey, you, the skittle dicks (LOL!)

This is a game that would be far far better if it had the balls to take itself seriously but instead like all ironic quippy shit the dialogue is terrible because it's scared of being judged for trying something genuine.

This game is just wasted potential. Imagine if the dialogue choices actually corresponded to different personality types or moods. Like one could be the quippy faggot, but the other two could be like a "loner who's really a softie" type or a fatherly optimistic type or angry or fucking anything other than
>are we doing this? We're doing this. Nice dick by the way [gets shot at by guns quieter and weaker than super soakers]

did you just...?

True they need to stop being onions and be based gen z written and reference 67, skibidi toilet, blackpill, agartha etc.

>>724991623
I'm not kidding when I say I would honestly prefer this over unending sarcasm and sex jokes

>>724991146 (OP)
You haven't played a Telltale game before.

>>724991656
You are the exact same breed of person you are upset about.

>>724991656
I wasn't being sarcastic.

>>724991683
True
>>724991750
How so?

>zero effort: the bait thread
here, have some tits for your time

>>724991790
more...
millennial tits vs gen z tits

>>724991146 (OP)
Agreed
Too many capeshit and Netflix/holywood cliches
Obviously on purpose but still annoying

>>724991146 (OP)
fr bro. these uncs have no clue how to write an actual bussin game on god. I tried and quit the first 5 minutes the protag has no AURA or rizz and it just so boring just two niggas yappin like just sybau nigga, let me see some fights or some shit or I finna refund this shit

FUCK OFF bigoted Chud, everyone knows Einstein was black!

>>724991146 (OP)
Anon maybe you aren't the target audience? Habe you tought that not every game is made for you? This is the entire Elden Ring debate about difficulty. Shit can JUST not be aimed to you, there's nothing wrong with games existing that you don't care about.

>>724991146 (OP)
Millenial writing !== "jokes I don't like"

Most of those jokes are not sarcastic at all. The most "sarcastic" it gets is when you are flirting/bantering with a tsundere girl who is trying to push your buttons, which is how it often is in real life too (you wouldnt know)

>>724991146 (OP)
clearly they were going for the Invincible/The Boys liberal millennial audience who like this kind of shit

>>724991146 (OP)
I've been spending my time on other boards lately
Why is /v/ so jazzed about this tv show

>>724991146 (OP)
bro i think its even worse than you understand

This is not a video game.
Im not sure if anyones actually tried this, but I sat through every single dispatch segment without responding to a single call
nothing. it doesnt punish you, it doesnt criticize you, it simply pushes you along to the next line of cutscenes, of which have no variety in player choice and are boring anyway.
This game SUCKS and i do believe people will realize that in 5-8 years looking back on it.
Blonde blazer is hot though

>>724992135
Because you play a a straight white man that scores with two chicks one a trad wife, another a tan tomboy.

>>724991781
>How so?
You'll figure it out as you get closer to 30.

>>724992204
That's not an answer, use your words you coward.

>>724992168
>puts stick into bike wheel
>falls over
>WHY DID THEY FORCE ME TO NOT PLAY THE GAME!

>>724992197
I was hoping for pretty much any other answer. Disappointing.
>>724992168
God damn, that's crazy. I figured this was just like a more creatively bankrupt Telltale game or something.
>>724992237
I used them, and you refused to think very hard about them.

>>724992257
>try game
>it's bad
>say so
>REEEEEEEEEEE

>>724992257
oh anon, that implies there was a bike to begin with. Also that soundtrack is ass

>>724992257
You don't seem to understand what he's saying. There's no fail state or consequences, from what he describes. This is ironically less of a video game than some visual novels if that's true.

>>724992347
>I used them, and you refused to think very hard about them.
No you didn't. Explain what you meant or be branded a faggot

>>724992360
>admit to purposefully not playing game
>in the next post pretend you gave it an honest chance
you are jewish

I have only heard people on /v/ speak about this game. It is honestly looking like the only people purchasing it as well are from /v/.
So the target audience is you guys.

>>724992360
How DARE you disagree with mommy's special boy on /v/.

>>724991146 (OP)
>capeshit game is written like capeahit
whoa... how could they do this bros...

>>724992438
wrong anon, im over here! we're running circles around you!

>>724992395
you clearly didn't even play the game so why should i engage with your imaginary arguments

>>724991656
>implying that sex jokes or thinking about sex are phenomena exclusive to millenials
This shit has been around since prehistory, and you and your retarded generation are being turned into sexless golem servants.

>>724992450
There's a guy on /adv/ who has adopted this as his most recent obsession. That's where I was made aware of it.

>>724991146 (OP)
dude UGH im so old and tired and soulless and i hate my job look at the eye bags from all the caffeine and all so tired and sick of it oh this bitch told me she fucked me in her sleep im not even gonna react in the slightest and like yeah bro dont be a bully not cool

>>724992489
Comics aren't written like this, only awful Hollywood adaptations.

>>724992506
well only half of it is out and it has a 93 on steam so... uh....

>>724992506
Great question.

God damn this is a stupid board.

>>724991146 (OP)
...And there it is, ladies and gentlemen. [Slow clap]

>>724992575
Modern comics are like that too
Have been for a while

>>724992661
No, they're not, they can't even swear uncensored.

>>724992632
Um... so this is a thing!

>>724992575
if only you knew how bad things really were

>>724992526
>This shit has been around since prehistory
Retard. Go look at early to mid 20th century media and tell me with a straight face how much of the mainstream movies and shows had abundant sexual humor and a literal fucks-per-minute count for profanity. Dipshit zoomer.

>>724992710
I'm subscribed to 30 current books, you don't know what you're talking about.

>>724992723
>Go look at early to mid 20th century media
You mean like the endless flood of literotica paperbacks and erotic comics

>>724992760
you probably like ultimates and absolute. lulz. go read miracleman babycakes

You guys play this shit just so you can come here and talk. Because you are lonely.

>>724991146 (OP)
>millennial writing
That's just "writing" now if you hadn't noticed. Millennial aged people have entered enough writers rooms by now and we're old enough to be main target of anything adult oriented. I'd you don't like millennial writing then you should just stop consuming media.

>>724992795
I have. Waiting for Bronze Age patiently.

>>724992812
actually i play it for flirting with virtual girls because I'm lonely

>>724992812
I did not play this shit.
But I am lonely.
So lonely...

>>724992812
/v/ is a cable TV water cooler discussion board now lol fuck

>>724992832
what the fuck? its still happening? did they grab morrison or something?

>>724992905
No news. I'll just sit cozily and wait 30 years like I had to for Silver Age.

>>724991623
That's Alpha, old man.

>>724992723
>early to mid 20th century
who the fuck talks like that? Are you retarded?

>>724991146 (OP)
This, the success of this game and the only reason /v/ defends it, is because of the romances, the writting is dogshit.

looks fu-
>penguinz0
pass

>>724991146 (OP)
Quippy is the new standard for anything superhero related since marvel movies became a thing.

what are the popular meems from this game? I want to produce some cheap crap to sell, like stickers, based on the game but don't want to actually watch it

Joss Whedon ruined an entire generation of western media.

>>724991146 (OP)
I blame Tumblr.

>>724991146 (OP)
Why is einstein black?

testing(dont reply)

shocked there's no LGBT so far. Invisigal most definitely bi tho

>>724998657
Malevola and Flambae are gay but it's not in your face.