>mfw I open the trade menu of a merchant in skyrim and then leave to go masturbate so all the other players have to wait for me to finish before they can trade
>>724992025 (OP) >message other player and ask to buy an item off him >"offer?" >I offer him an insane amount of currency / items / whatever, something no other player will EVER offer in return for the item >"deal." >he opens trade window immediately >I close it and tell him to give me a sec >fuck around for about 20 minutes and keep playing the game >he messages me asking if we're still going to trade >I ask for more time and continue playing the game >Eventually tell him I bought the item off someone else and they seethe
>start deus ex >loading... >tab out so it stays loading until I tab back in >browse 4chan while everyone who wants to play deus ex is queued up behind me
>torrent game up to 99% >post modified torrent link so that nobody who uses the new link has a 100% file >seed at 1 byte/second knowing that the patient will never be rewarded