Thread 725006740

Yup, it's gaming time.

>>725006740 (OP)
>the cuckshed.jpg

>>725006740 (OP)
>the better man battlestation.jpg

none of you would have a problem with this if you hadn't seen other people making fun of it
you're trying too hard to fit in

>>725006740 (OP)
>Y-yeah he's here he's just in his... Neckbeard freak goblin cupboard under the stairs...

>>725006740 (OP)
they turned Harry Potter's room into a gamer prison

>>725006740 (OP)
>no room for mouse
kek this gets better the more I look at it
Can you imagine being a kid and just walking daily past your dad's reddit pod as you hear bing bing wahoos from in there and see his stupid mug staring into the screen?
Is this an elaborate attempt at getting your kids to 100% see gaming as utterly fucking retarded and lame?

>>725007301
Okay this one got me
>>725006740 (OP)
I like it because I like small spaces. I don’t like the window though.
And hammocks >>>> chairs

>>725007516
Damn AI can’t even generate a wall

>>725007616
Retard

>>725006740 (OP)
>no room to spread your legs
How are you supposed to masturbate?

>>725007552
It genuinely would be a cozy place to game but I would probably keep it a secret from most of the people I know

>>725006740 (OP)
I look like this and say this but i dont actually game

>>725007690
DCC is that you?

>>725007631
>"KEEP IT DOWN UP THERE! I'M GAMING!"

I fucked my neck up I actually kind of want cuck stairs now

>>725007631
lmao

>>725006740 (OP)
can someone please, in plain english, no bullshit what compels a human being to not only accept this, but to look at it as a positive thing to having built a shitty little "gaming setup" because it doesn't offend your wife? I seriously do not understand.

>>725007631
kek

>>725007631
What game is he playing?

>>725006740 (OP)
How does he click shit?

>>725008992
They self cuck because they think she will stop having sex with them. Pussy is really hard for a lot of guys to get it's like a constant bartering chip/threat.

>>725007331
Harry room seems more comfortable than gamer prison, dude is jammed in there like tetris

>>725008992
Go on /co/and read a boomer comic.thread from the 30s to 60s. Or look them up. It's the only thing that makes sense of women for me

>>725009214
gib link

>>725009093
Disco Elysium

>>725008992
the retarded idea gave the guy a lot of youtube clicks and kickstarted his career

>>725008992
Your wife has control on how your house is decorated because she gives a shit about impressing company, you get to do a cool project that she can brag about to impress people and your nerd shit is out of the way, everyone wins

>>725009209
Harry is like ten and a manlet besides, a grown ass man would barely fit.

>>725009093
Any Mario, Zelda, Pokemon, or Smash Bros game

>>725009093
Outer Wilds

>>725009419
harry room is tinier than gamer room though, the guy has an extra room for his leg space but it still looks uncomfortable

>>725009412
>"and this here is my husband's gamer 'room' where he escapes to and plays his nintendo after i kick him out of my room that we'll be using tonight"

>>725009574
You asked the question and got the answer

>>725009710
Clearly I wasn't that anon. Just replying for the fun of it

>>725006740 (OP)
>gets kicked out of room because wife and her bull is having a session, can't play vidya
>builds gamer closet
>gets kicked out of house because wife wants to use your gamer closet for a freaky closet sex

>>725010004
hot...where do I find a hotwife to marry?

>>725009347
>>725009480
These but also Dispatch

>>725006740 (OP)
A man should have his own room. This is non-negotiable. If you do not have your own room you are either poor, or a cuck.

>>725010043
Any white woman will do, especially if she's American or French

>>725006740 (OP)
>go down four floors into the basement
>submerge myself into my Gamer Vat, smiling as the liquid that fills my lungs silences all outside noise and keeps only the reverberations of my wife getting pounded
>boot up Horizon: Forbidden West on my triple monitor setup with joystick and steering peripherals
>look at the menu screen for 10 minutes
>call someone a chud online and then start desubmerging because it's time to go pick up my wife's kids

>>725006740 (OP)
I have no clue as to why people think this is comfy, getting in and out of that fucking chair would be a fucking pain and you pretty much can sit in only one position, and you can't even properly stretch

>>725007631
Soulless
>>725009024
Sovl

>>725006740 (OP)
>People literally walking over you

>>725013001
You're getting replaced, pretentious tard.

>>725006740 (OP)
Why does this image make /v/ seethe?

>>725013136
wait til you discover buildings with more than 1 floor

>>725009093
God of war

How will you cope when your wife forces you to throw out all your vidya?

>>725013327
By not getting married in the first place

>>725007125
The crowd is all zoomoids know. They have to preemptively hate everything and put on airs so nobody can "cringe" that they liked something

>>725006740 (OP)
What's wrong with that setup?
He's on the path to becoming a Better Man™

>>725013327
Haachama....

>>725006740 (OP)
i don't want to look for the video but how does he handle heat from the pc? doesn't seem like the pc is even inside the cuckshed

>>725013327
By realizing I probably never going to have a wife nor any vidya stuff

did this make him a better man?

>>725006740 (OP)
>>725007331
this seems dangerous and unstable

>>725007125
>Hiding away in your little crevice like a roach in your own house

>>725013327
by not falling for the jewish and foid scam of marriage

>>725009412
Do you also 'get to' clean her up after she's done 'impressing' the 'company'?

>>725007125
Nah, it's kind of stupid either way. Having only one cramped seating position and an extensive order of operations to get in is uncomfy.
Peak bedsores.
>>725013712
There's ventilation behind the seat, leading off to a vent or something.

>>725009093
Cuck Simulator, because he's completely unaware of his situation

>>725013327
Domestic violence