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Anonymous No.725011421 [Report] >>725011602 >>725012173 >>725012261 >>725014412 >>725014594 >>725014692 >>725015619 >>725016018 >>725021126 >>725029027
Sheva. Cmon! Cmon! Cmon! Sheva. Cmon! Cmon! Sheva. Sheva. Sheva. Cmon! Sheva. Sheva. Sheva. Sheva. Cmon! Cmon!
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Anonymous No.725011535 [Report] >>725012234 >>725012261 >>725015910
Banging Sheva in her tribal outfit
Anonymous No.725011602 [Report]
>>725011421 (OP)
That your AI partner can actually become belligerent and non-cooperative if you're not spamming accolades was an insane decision.
Anonymous No.725011979 [Report] >>725012221 >>725012261 >>725014181 >>725019908
Daily reminder that everyone who complains about the friendly AI in RE5 is a moron who played in ATTACK mode which causes Sheva to waste her ammo, not pick up items and not help you. In Cover mode, she's super-accurate, conserves ammo, finds hidden items, brings them to you, mixes her own herbs, heals you at below 40%, follows up with chain melee when you melee enemies, auto-dodges all dodgeable attacks and is immune to QTEs. Her AI is only "bad" in the sense that lazy programmers never gave her a single weakness.
Anonymous No.725012173 [Report]
>>725011421 (OP)
You will give me an egg.
Anonymous No.725012221 [Report]
>>725011979
You're supposed to play with a friend
Anonymous No.725012234 [Report] >>725016508 >>725028194
>>725011535
No
Anonymous No.725012261 [Report] >>725012347 >>725012484 >>725014585 >>725021214 >>725022443 >>725023614
>>725011979
>>725011535
>>725011421 (OP)
>Not playing re5 with a buddy
Anonymous No.725012347 [Report]
>>725012261
I wouldn't trust myself alone in a room with a buddy while Sheva moans on screen
Anonymous No.725012484 [Report] >>725014510
>>725012261
All my co-op partners have tapped out trying to play through RE5. Once you reach the temple the quality just takes a nosedive.
Anonymous No.725012517 [Report]
CHARLOTTE
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Anonymous No.725012798 [Report]
CINDEH
JOJ
KEVIN
ALYSSA

HELPMUH PLEEZ
Anonymous No.725014181 [Report]
>>725011979
Sheva is still worse than useless in cover mode and makes no attempt at all to not die. She just isn't actively committing suicide as much as she does in attack mode.
Anonymous No.725014412 [Report]
>>725011421 (OP)
"Roger"
Anonymous No.725014449 [Report] >>725014707
I need a can of first aid spray!
Anonymous No.725014510 [Report] >>725015719
>>725012484
>All my co-op partners have tapped out trying to play through RE5.
How? You can complete the entire game in like 4-6 hours. I still play it when I'm drunk online with randoms and complete it with them. I don't know why, I just enjoy playing it when I'm drunk.
Anonymous No.725014585 [Report]
>>725012261
Literally every person I've tried to play RE5 hated the game and/or thought it was boring and stopped mid playthrough

Meanwhile it's the RE game I played the most
Anonymous No.725014594 [Report]
>>725011421 (OP)
I think OP has made several typos, but I shall correct so the message is as intended;

>Sheva. Cum! Cum! Cum! Sheva. Cum! Cum! Sheva. Sheva. Sheva. Cum! Sheva. Sheva. Sheva. Sheva. Cum! Cum!
>GO
>GO
>GO
>GO
>GO
Anonymous No.725014649 [Report] >>725014732
NAICE BONAS
Anonymous No.725014686 [Report]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERT
Anonymous No.725014692 [Report]
>>725011421 (OP)
HURRY!
Anonymous No.725014707 [Report] >>725014726
>>725014449
YOU WILL GIVE ME AN EGG
Anonymous No.725014726 [Report] >>725015045
>>725014707
gimme n' 'egg
Anonymous No.725014732 [Report]
>>725014649
>DEFEATING MULTIPLE NIGGAS IN A ROW WIL GET YOURSELF A NICE BONER
What did Based Josh mean by this?
Anonymous No.725014801 [Report] >>725014924 >>725014946
I'M NOT... GONNA MAKE IT!
I'M NOT... GONNA MAKE IT!
I'M NOT... GONNA MAKE IT!
HELP... ME!!!!
Anonymous No.725014851 [Report]
HURRY
Anonymous No.725014898 [Report]
Excella is way better than that old vampire hussy, also that dress made her look FAT
Anonymous No.725014924 [Report] >>725014946
>>725014801
I CAN'T RIGHT NOW
Anonymous No.725014946 [Report]
>>725014801
>>725014924
I'M HURTIN' OVA HEYAH
Anonymous No.725014970 [Report]
YOU WILL GIVE ME AN EGG
Anonymous No.725014989 [Report] >>725015573 >>725015634 >>725015787
You've really become quite an inconvenience for me.
Anonymous No.725015045 [Report]
>>725014726
t. Brick Redmeat
Anonymous No.725015502 [Report]
I am a legend
Anonymous No.725015562 [Report] >>725018386
https://youtu.be/moEunC7T7b4?si=RMqX8QX0AD2vhlBZ
who is da man
Anonymous No.725015573 [Report] >>725015634
>>725014989
>Yo Chris watch me eat this spider
Anonymous No.725015619 [Report]
>>725011421 (OP)
I CAN'T RIGHT NOW
Anonymous No.725015634 [Report]
>>725014989
>>725015573
>dies to a door
Anonymous No.725015719 [Report] >>725016057
>>725014510
Based and literally me pilled.
Anonymous No.725015787 [Report]
>>725014989
>It was in your best interest to assist me!
Anonymous No.725015910 [Report]
>>725011535
Anonymous No.725016018 [Report]
>>725011421 (OP)
Sheva Almorranas.
Anonymous No.725016057 [Report] >>725016106 >>725016195 >>725024481
>>725015719
Literally every game I play with randoms, I literally always fail the QTE to get pic related. Only once though, just for the laugh.
Anonymous No.725016106 [Report]
>>725016057
Extremely based, I will do the same in your honor moving forward
Anonymous No.725016195 [Report] >>725016223 >>725020947
>>725016057
Stop saying "literally".
Anonymous No.725016223 [Report]
>>725016195
stop saying literally what?
Anonymous No.725016508 [Report]
>>725012234
based choice. tribal is overrated.
Anonymous No.725017670 [Report] >>725018021 >>725018306
>YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS
idk what triggers this sheva line but i love it
Anonymous No.725018021 [Report]
>>725017670
>separated by a river of lava
>tell her to follow
>YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS
Anonymous No.725018306 [Report]
>>725017670
>download trainer
>assign different voice lines
>join a player who is clearly new, playing on normal or amateur
>spam "SHIT", "YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS", or "GIMME A ROCKET LAUNCHER"
>watch them stop moving and stare at Sheva in confusion
Anonymous No.725018386 [Report]
>>725015562
EYY JOSH STILL HAVIN FUN OUT THERE
Anonymous No.725019453 [Report]
HUUUUURRRRY!
Anonymous No.725019908 [Report]
>>725011979
But she still sucks in tag team battle vs wesker & jill.
Anonymous No.725020734 [Report]
>I CAN'T RIGHT NOW
Anonymous No.725020947 [Report]
>>725016195
does this literally piss you off?
Anonymous No.725021093 [Report]
god damn i love staring at sheva's fat tits and ass
Anonymous No.725021126 [Report]
>>725011421 (OP)
GAL'O SENGEN
Anonymous No.725021135 [Report] >>725021197
You like that do you?
Anonymous No.725021197 [Report]
>>725021135
>Chris hanging back so he can look at her ass
Anonymous No.725021214 [Report] >>725021284
>>725012261
I made a friend through playing RE5 online with some random from the internet. Good times.
Anonymous No.725021284 [Report] >>725021340
>>725021214
Was he drunk? It was probably me, if on PS.
Anonymous No.725021340 [Report]
>>725021284
It was like a decade ago so I doubt it. Based Drunk RE5 player though.
Anonymous No.725022443 [Report]
>>725012261
My nigga
Anonymous No.725023614 [Report]
>>725012261
>not spamming HURRY CMON CMON CMON the second you reach the coop door slightly faster than your buddy
you didn't beat the game
Anonymous No.725024481 [Report] >>725026564
>>725016057
I don't see how this is funny anon. You're just wasting yours and the random's time.
Anonymous No.725025415 [Report]
Has sheva been modded out yet
Can I play RE5 single player
Just need to delete her and then unfuck the partner context actions, doors etc.
Anonymous No.725026564 [Report]
>>725024481
>one QTE in the whole game
>only fails one time
>can't see the humor in this
Are you a robot?
Anonymous No.725028194 [Report]
>>725012234
Pure sexo.
Anonymous No.725029027 [Report]
>>725011421 (OP)