Dispatch
Final chance to get your predictions in for chapters 5 and 6.
What are you most looking forward to?
I want to see how the rest of the office reacts to Robert hooking up with the boss.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 9:34:14 AM
No.725011676
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>>725022450
Pregnant Invis
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 9:45:47 AM
No.725012164
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>>725011605 (OP)
>What are you most looking forward to?
A very lengthy and detailed sex scene with Mandy.
The one that would make Dispatch qualify for download on f95.
phenomaman....... is that you?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 9:50:13 AM
No.725012342
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>>725011605 (OP)
>What are you most looking forward to?
Second date with Invisigal.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 9:52:41 AM
No.725012428
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>>725012320
Take your garbage VN and gtfo out of the dispatch thread, faggot
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 9:52:57 AM
No.725012442
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How many hours until chapter 5?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 9:53:19 AM
No.725012464
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>>725011605 (OP)
>What are you most looking forward to?
Invisigal getting hit with a de-aging ray and Robert mating pressing her 27-year old cunny in public.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 9:54:54 AM
No.725012543
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i dont even know what this show is, is it straight up porn or rather some kind of anime cape shit adaption?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 9:55:09 AM
No.725012556
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>>725011605 (OP)
What I want: more time with Blazer
Why does he walk like that?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 10:00:51 AM
No.725012804
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>>725011605 (OP)
>What are you most looking forward to?
Buttfucking Invisigirl.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 10:01:45 AM
No.725012845
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>>725028526
>>725012743
Maybe his butt hurts?
>load up episode one
>needless cursing
>SKITTLES LMAOOOOO
>Dicks ROFL
Episode 1 so far feels too safe edgy. Feels like it's written by immature men and women.
I know you made the right choice, and I'm proud of you for it.
https://files.catbox.moe/8aqg67.mp4
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 10:06:20 AM
No.725013024
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 10:06:57 AM
No.725013037
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>>725012873
>Feels like it's written by immature men and women
That's also the target audience
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 10:09:19 AM
No.725013139
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>>725013283
I pirated this game when it first came out. Do I have to pirate last patch again to play the unlocked episodes?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 10:09:25 AM
No.725013142
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>>725011605 (OP)
More straight sex.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 10:10:24 AM
No.725013181
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>>725013364
>>725011605 (OP)
We get the reveal that Invisigal and "Mandy" are roommates and childhood friends that went separate ways.
And the result of last episode's choice.
>Invisigal gushes over this dude from work that's kind of cool but a total dork and isn't that cool anyway but is hot and has a nice ass and UGH dammit now I'm feeling feelings!
>"Mandy" knows who it is and is a combination of happy and crushed. She got a text from Vis about it later, and knows that Robert chose to hang out with a villain instead of her. He probably thought Blonde Blazer could take care of herself...
>"Mandy" says she went on a date with a nice guy she met recently and is on cloud nine. Almost lets slip that she's Blonde Blazer when she mentions that he liked her for who she was.
>Invisigal is all sullen because the movie sucked, and she was thinking about how "Mandy" told her she'd be late because she was on a date the entire time. Maybe she should have just asked this dude she likes to come see it with her, but she can't just ASK him. He's was out of her league.
Then Episode 6 comes out and Invisigal figures out "Mandy" is Blazer and she either feels like a total cunt, or feels like Blazer stabbed her in the back and she can't trust anyone.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 10:10:36 AM
No.725013191
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>>725013230
>>725012927
>didn't kiss her when we first met
>kiss her now
much more romantic
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 10:10:37 AM
No.725013192
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>>725012743
It’s a canon event
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 10:10:57 AM
No.725013204
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>>725013317
>>725012927
It's adorable that her "dark secret" is that she's a petite brunette out of costume.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 10:11:44 AM
No.725013230
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>>725013191
It's incredible either way.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 10:11:46 AM
No.725013231
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Absolute slop
Page 10
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 10:13:19 AM
No.725013283
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>>725013365
>>725013139
you need the patch from the 24th and 29th.
>>725013204
>less muscular and shorter
>her powers comes from an amulet
>she's actually a normal girl otherwise
this is going to hurt BB status among her fans
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 10:15:32 AM
No.725013364
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>>725013691
>>725013181
mandy likes phoenix (the band)? +1 point to BB
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 10:15:34 AM
No.725013365
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>>725013283
Thanks fren. I'll wait until the final release then.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 10:15:37 AM
No.725013368
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>>725013317
if she at least kept the blond hair, the choice would be a lot more difficult
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 10:16:09 AM
No.725013386
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>>725013317
That actually makes me love her even more.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 10:17:15 AM
No.725013417
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>>725013317
You don't know Blazer fans then.
She's the true love route.
If Blonde Blazer has a million fans, then I am one of them.
If Blonde Blazer has ten fans, then I am one of them.
If Blonde Blazer has only one fan then that is me.
If Blonde Blazer has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.
If the world is against Blonde Blazer, then I am against the world.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 10:24:33 AM
No.725013691
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>>725013364
>phoenix (the band)
Holy fucking white millennial girl Batman
https://youtu.be/4BJDNw7o6so?si=n_AiGLIek2Z0g0nr
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 10:27:02 AM
No.725013783
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>>725013631
don't worry, bro, you can keep the lady from HR, she's all yours
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 10:37:27 AM
No.725014160
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I get waterboyfags now, you didn't hire PM to get on her good side
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 10:38:57 AM
No.725014214
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>>725012743
The Chad stride
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 10:45:05 AM
No.725014414
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Actually I went back and changed my choice when I realized Pman’s stats are already maxed out, while Waterboy can farm a shit load of xp
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 10:45:52 AM
No.725014441
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>>725011605 (OP)
Looking forward to pirate this once it comes out of early access
>>725012927
>knows he’s broke
>goes out of her way to show she’s low maintenance
Best girl
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 10:56:58 AM
No.725014849
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>>725015448
>>725014676
i bet the wine isn't even hers, she might have taken it from the event she was at
What's the gameplay like?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:04:08 AM
No.725015102
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I picked water boy and also visi. I didn't kiss blonde blazer and she's just a coworker, always will be. Honestly, if I could have gone home and played with beef instead of being forced on one of the dates, I would have picked that in a heartbeat.
>>725015046
Have you ever played this is the police? It's a telltale vn with this is the police tacked on.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:06:33 AM
No.725015194
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>>725015371
is this good or just western vn slop
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:09:32 AM
No.725015318
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>>725016327
>>725015046
Resource allocation of redeemed villains under time with hurdles along the way
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:10:34 AM
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>>725015046
boring as shit
would be better if they cut it out and just let you watch it like a tv show and occasionally make decisions
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:10:53 AM
No.725015371
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>>725015194
Western slip and slide vn
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:11:41 AM
No.725015401
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>>725015046
You’re in charge of a group of heroes, each with varying strengths and special abilities (I.e one gets stronger with every success, one ignores penalties from fucking up, etc) and are given varying crisis to handle by sending out heroes.
You’ve got to match up the slightly vague descriptions of how best to handle them with the strengths of your team, and depending on their stat spread they get a chance to succeed. You also have to deal with some of them refusing to go to certain jobs, some inserting themselves in, jobs going wrong that need flat stat checks, and managing how many heroes you send vs how many you keep in reserve if shit hits the fan.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:11:52 AM
No.725015410
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>>725015620
>>725014676
That's why I'm starting to get suspicuous about Mandy. A genuinely sweet and wholesome love interest in this cynical day and age? Something's off here.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:12:01 AM
No.725015421
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You are brown.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:12:13 AM
No.725015432
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What's the point of the "minigames" if they don't matter at all? No plot relevance whatsoever.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:12:20 AM
No.725015437
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:12:37 AM
No.725015448
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>>725014849
Most likely bought it online based on which brand is popular. Much like irl.
>>725011605 (OP)
Ch 5 probably opens up with Robert walking invisgal/blonde blazer home where it's confirmed roommates
>>725015510
But hang on, Robert doesn’t know what she looks like if you didn’t make the choice at the end of episode 4.
>>725015510
>Robert walking invisgal/blonde blazer home
Gently?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:17:11 AM
No.725015620
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>>725015683
>>725015410
>extremely self conscious that everyone likes her because of the amulet making her the blonde blazer. not her non powered self
that's the crux of her issues.
spoiler
she loses her amulet when she gives it to chase so he could stay alive, so no more BB
I've failed too many missions. My heroes aren't levelling up. It's over. Invisigal and Blonde Blazer are going to die in front of me because I suck at the minigame.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:18:42 AM
No.725015683
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>>725015620
...but this actually makes her all the sweeter. That's why my suspicious meter is tingling.
How were you meant to beat that hacking section in episode 4? Was that meant to be impossible? The one with the homing orb that speeds towards you as soon as you open up the lane.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:19:42 AM
No.725015723
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>>725015662
Holy shit anon stop being bad at video games
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:20:14 AM
No.725015738
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>>725015716
it bounces down the aisle it's on and you can lock it into a section and then cross
The universe : PLEASE PLAY THIS SUBTLE JEWISH PORN GAME!!!
Me : nope
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:21:02 AM
No.725015771
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>>725015607
Walking hand in hand with Blazer. A hickey on his neck.
Giving Invisigal a piggyback ride. Her leg fell asleep 2 hours ago and she unconvincingly says it's totally not better yet.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:21:46 AM
No.725015808
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>>725015753
Pretty much this.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:22:48 AM
No.725015852
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>>725015753
the demon isn't romanceable anon
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:27:52 AM
No.725016064
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>>725015568
Walks them to door only because Robert is a classy guy
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:31:07 AM
No.725016165
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Waterboy is shroud
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:35:07 AM
No.725016297
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>>725016310
How much longer
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:35:35 AM
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>>725016297
8 hours and 25 mins
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:35:57 AM
No.725016327
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>>725016391
>>725015318
>redeemed villains
kino
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:38:00 AM
No.725016391
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>>725016415
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:38:37 AM
No.725016415
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>>725016465
>>725016391
Through the power of cock, yeah.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:39:40 AM
No.725016450
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>>725016415
personality erasure is not "redeemed"
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:40:48 AM
No.725016491
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>>725016548
>>725016465
They don't do villain stuff anymore, so they are redeemed.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:42:45 AM
No.725016548
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>>725016491
that is just fucking boring, its no different from just kill them and then build a fuckdoll with the same face
Will the Man of Tomorrow find redemption today?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:44:29 AM
No.725016601
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>>725016670
>>725015662
Does the minigame even affect anything
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:46:22 AM
No.725016670
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>>725016601
It affects my autism when I fail a mission
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:46:56 AM
No.725016704
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>>725016465
Doesn't that happen only in one bad end? I think in some routes they just agree to switch to the other side.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:53:28 AM
No.725016916
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>>725020150
Robert comes to the office one day with this printed on his shirt. What happens?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:54:08 AM
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>>725015568
Her Dress might give it away. Especially combined by almost looking identical to her BB Form, Just shorter and less muscular and brunette
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:54:17 AM
No.725016942
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>>725017028
>>725016572
I have not played or looked into this game at all but something about this guy makes me think he is a total bro.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:55:17 AM
No.725016980
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>>725015716
You can imprison them somewhere on the map so far, except one that Just chases you to the end
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:56:25 AM
No.725017028
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>>725017227
>>725016942
He’s unironically /v/ the character
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:59:15 AM
No.725017154
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>>725017185
>>725016572
He doesn't need to find redemption, he needs to find a hobby
>>725017154
And he found Magic the Gathering. Is that better or worse?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:01:29 PM
No.725017227
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>>725017028
>Robert Robertson, I have noticed your character did not return my rock and stone.
>should this continue, data suggests you will not be coming home
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:01:35 PM
No.725017230
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>>725017185
Depends on His income
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:05:59 PM
No.725017389
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>>725017424
>>725016572
He damaged a car and impeded traffic. He must be killed.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:06:53 PM
No.725017424
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>>725017389
He atoned for this by directing traffic afterward
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:10:19 PM
No.725017558
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>>725017609
>*vomits water*
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:11:39 PM
No.725017609
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>>725017726
>>725017558
Could he beat Flambae?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:12:54 PM
No.725017658
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>>725017185
Depends on what color he plays.
>>725017609
Not if Flambae has his car
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:24:18 PM
No.725018117
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>>725020606
>>725017726
Luckily for waterboy, phenomaman took Care of that.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:24:57 PM
No.725018154
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>>725018201
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:26:04 PM
No.725018201
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>>725018154
Start doing this
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:27:44 PM
No.725018272
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>>725022174
Ready for more Invisicute today
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:29:47 PM
No.725018367
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>>725017726
Flambae knows that waterboy glows in the dark
I have been avoiding these threads and I guess I was right in doing so.
this is more /co/ than vidya.
where is the "game"?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:32:32 PM
No.725018479
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>I had a dream last night that we were fucking
>Was my dick big?
>Yeah, actually
>I have that one too
>Robert isn't even hung and he still gets mountains of pussy
>meanwhile I have a 9 incher and havent had a girl for more than 12 hours
this isnt fair
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:36:56 PM
No.725018641
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>>725018468
the actual gameplay is "This is the Police" (albeit circumsized, I haven't played TITP for a while but I remember it being far more complex than what we have in dispatch, not mentioning the amount of different officers and ability to bribe and fire them) the rest is a telltale game with you watching a kino and choosing different dialogue options
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:38:31 PM
No.725018697
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>>725018630
I can be her daddy
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:41:07 PM
No.725018801
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>>725018980
>>725018468
/co/ had a sperg saying it wasn't comics so they get around.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:42:03 PM
No.725018832
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>>725018468
its banned in /co/ because its a videogame
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:44:08 PM
No.725018906
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>>725018630
Daddyless behavior <3
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:44:53 PM
No.725018940
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>>725018993
>>725018630
Unless there's an option to ignore Blazer/Invis and instead have Prism sit on my Mechaface, I simply shant be buying this game.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:45:50 PM
No.725018980
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>>725018801
I took a trip there and one guy having a three day backseat janny meltdown over it was fucking hilarious
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:46:05 PM
No.725018993
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>>725019303
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:50:23 PM
No.725019159
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>>725018630
From now on, I'll be her daddy figure!
>>725018993
Please explain how a black superheroine popstar (formerly villain) sitting on my face (preferably during the next team meeting) is cringe and woke. Go.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 12:59:41 PM
No.725019564
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>>725020354
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 1:12:59 PM
No.725020150
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>>725016916
Mandy would tell him to stop bullying Courtney
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 1:14:44 PM
No.725020231
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>>725020374
The writing is pretty next level. It’s witty, funny, and interesting.
5th episode release when?
Yes, I know, today, but at which hour?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 1:17:15 PM
No.725020354
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>>725019564
It's cool lil buddy, take your time. The bump limit is a long way away.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 1:17:34 PM
No.725020374
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>>725020231
It's also surprisingly wholesome. In an age where everything has to be cynical and meanspirited, it's nice to see a game with this kind of "feel good" attitude.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 1:18:06 PM
No.725020401
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>>725020565
>>725020248
In about two hours
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 1:18:21 PM
No.725020416
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>>725020565
>>725020248
If they keep the same schedule, in 4 hours
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 1:20:05 PM
No.725020503
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>>725020565
>>725020248
about 6 hours from now.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 1:21:10 PM
No.725020565
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 1:21:49 PM
No.725020606
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>>725018117
Holy shit you're right it IS flambe's car
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 1:22:18 PM
No.725020627
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>>725020248
Probably about 8 hours
why does everyone think BB and invis are roommates? there's no actual evidence, just the fact that invis has a nice-ish apartment and her roommate listens to phoenix
Got my fucking shit pushed in on episode 4 during first shift. Is it even possible to not end up with a couple injuries with how much shit they throw at you understaffed?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 1:36:11 PM
No.725021248
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>>725021085
It's possible to do well but not on your first try. You have to know which heroes to send where, and even then it can boil down to chance.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 1:42:22 PM
No.725021562
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>>725022527
>>725021021
It’s all circumstantial and I hope it’s not true. Invisigal doesn’t need that much plot armor. And it cheapens all her reminiscences on being useless.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 1:44:12 PM
No.725021656
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>>725021085
yeah, it's definitely possible. I got it in 2 or 3 tries because sonar and golem's upgrades are insanely strong
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 1:46:30 PM
No.725021764
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>>725021828
How old is Mandy, anyway?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 1:47:51 PM
No.725021824
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>>725021937
>>725021085
>almost ace it
>sonar forces himself into the last one and fucks it up
Goddamnit I didn’t keep him for this shit
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 1:47:55 PM
No.725021828
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>>725021764
Looks about 30 to me, maybe 35 at the absolute latest
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 1:48:58 PM
No.725021879
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>>725021085
Very possible, focus on getting synergies and tailoring the characters for said synergies.
Sonar and Mal for example, he's always gonna be good at Cha and Int or Vig and Com, so invest in Mob and let the switch around handle specific scenes. Mal should be an all-rounder to cover his bad skills at any given moment, but since you're investing in Mob on Sonar, she doesn't need that particular skill on her and can focus on rounding out the others, with the synergy boost covering any leftovers.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 1:49:49 PM
No.725021929
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>>725021085
Yes, easy clears for me. I just had to reload a couple of times for the first 3 missions which are the most important ones.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 1:50:00 PM
No.725021937
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>>725021824
You can just remove him from the mission at no penalty.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 1:54:15 PM
No.725022114
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>>725022172
>>725021085
Every single one of my heroes have min 4 mobility, except golem, so yes, its very possible.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 1:55:22 PM
No.725022162
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>>725016572
I just want him to be happy
poor guy is the lone member of his species on the planet
he can't even bang anyone
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 1:55:32 PM
No.725022172
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>>725022221
>>725022114
does mobility stats affect how fast they move on the map?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 1:55:35 PM
No.725022174
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>>725018272
I. Need. More. Invisicute.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 1:56:32 PM
No.725022221
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>>725022295
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 1:56:51 PM
No.725022236
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>>725022773
do you like SOUR PATCH KIDS? Seriously h sounded weird there
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 1:58:08 PM
No.725022295
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>>725022221
fuck me, i wish i knew that
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 1:58:31 PM
No.725022315
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>>725023367
>>725012320
Did blazer dump him because his dick doesn't work?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:01:07 PM
No.725022450
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>>725011676
dora the explorer looks rough
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:01:59 PM
No.725022483
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>>725022676
So far, it seems like the focus is mostly on the romance. Is that all there is to the game?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:02:51 PM
No.725022527
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>>725021562
She already got plot armor when Mandy said she wouldn't let her be fired anyways.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:04:55 PM
No.725022603
[Report]
>get home from work
>dispatch episodes out
>can play both episodes in an hour thirty
Boomer core gaming is cool.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:06:37 PM
No.725022676
[Report]
>>725022483
yes, the romance, and the story of robert trying to go after his father's killer
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:07:35 PM
No.725022716
[Report]
>>725022983
>>725011605 (OP)
Webm of the goth bitch having sex in chapter 4 pls ?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:08:52 PM
No.725022773
[Report]
>>725023556
>>725022716
Full version usually gets taken down because it counts as NSFW due to nipples. This is the hottest part anyway.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:16:29 PM
No.725023138
[Report]
>>725022983
>Says she's the pegger
>Dreams of sucking his thumb like a good sub
This says a lot about society
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:18:26 PM
No.725023248
[Report]
>>725023341
4 HOURS TO GO REEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:20:29 PM
No.725023341
[Report]
>>725023248
enough time to cook up a good meal
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:20:56 PM
No.725023367
[Report]
>>725022315
Among other reasons, yes.
Waterboy or Travis Willingham?
I feel sorry for both of them. And I kinda want to make up for Travis Willingham for stealing his girlfriend.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:24:35 PM
No.725023556
[Report]
>>725022773
get it? cuz she's sour from the outside and sweet from the inside! that's a knee slapper alright
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:24:59 PM
No.725023569
[Report]
>>725023513
Waterboy on my Invisigal save, Phenom on my Blazer save.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:25:57 PM
No.725023609
[Report]
haha imagine you hold hands with invinciblegal and she turns invisible and then you can’t see her but the guy at the cinema says “bro who you holding hands with” but you can’t answer because you snuck Latina bitch in because she doesn’t believe in buying movie tickets and
>>725023218
It's one of the reasons why she's so popular and is currently ahead of Blazer by a significant margin. Aggressive bitch who is actually a massive softie underneath is popular archetype.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:27:47 PM
No.725023696
[Report]
>>725023912
>>725023513
always waterboy
I don't give a shit about the future school shooter, and I don't want to be anywhere near my girlfriend's ex
>>725023661
and it's also an unrealistic archetype
Will you have Robert reveal that he's Mecha Man to the team?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:30:40 PM
No.725023852
[Report]
>>725023748
superpowers aren't real either
>>725023776
Do you the team would even give a fuck?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:31:02 PM
No.725023868
[Report]
>>725023513
I picked Phenom because he seems like a more interesting character to me, but both are cool
>>725023776
yes? the team probably doesn't even care at this point since they trust Robert.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:31:52 PM
No.725023904
[Report]
>>725023776
he will, in the final battle
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:31:58 PM
No.725023912
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>>725024091
>>725023696
>I don't give a shit about the future school shooter
That's EXACTLY why I want to keep him close at hand. He's a depressed, sentient nuclear warhead.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:32:25 PM
No.725023938
[Report]
>>725024038
>>725023853
>>725023885
Flambe will care and will have a spergout over it. You see a part of it in the trailer.
>me after snitching on invisigal punching me
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:33:28 PM
No.725023982
[Report]
>>725023513
i feel bad for potentially denying waterboy his big break, but letting a guy who can potentially destroy the sun be alone with his intrusive thoughts feels like a bad idea.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:33:35 PM
No.725023990
[Report]
>>725023853
The trailer show that they've got a bet going on.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:34:32 PM
No.725024038
[Report]
>>725023938
>Flambe will behave as he always does
Nothingburger.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:34:53 PM
No.725024054
[Report]
>>725023979
Wonder if that's even going to have consequences? I didn't because she's Robert's waifu.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:35:04 PM
No.725024064
[Report]
>>725023979
i didn't rat her out because i thought i could use the punch to blackmail her later on
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:35:08 PM
No.725024069
[Report]
>>725022983
>>725023218
>>725023661
>>725023748
You just know she takes it up the ass like a good girl
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:35:33 PM
No.725024091
[Report]
>>725023912
Perfect final boss for the Z-Team, he needs to go nuclear so we can put a stop to him.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:36:26 PM
No.725024135
[Report]
>>725024227
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:36:41 PM
No.725024147
[Report]
>>725023979
I didn't snitch on her because I'm not and will never be a snitch owner. PC always wins.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:36:53 PM
No.725024153
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>>725024253
the next mecha man will be brown
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:37:15 PM
No.725024173
[Report]
I like that the Shroud got the hype of being played by Matt Mercer... and the Shroud has no lines.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:37:37 PM
No.725024197
[Report]
>>725023776
Yes, gotta See how flambae reacts when He Finds Out the Guy He shittalked for being His Operator Beat him with a Glass of water
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:38:20 PM
No.725024227
[Report]
>>725026106
>>725024135
He doesn't even love BB. He loves the idea of her.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:38:54 PM
No.725024253
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>>725024153
Yes, he will be brown haired.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:39:38 PM
No.725024307
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>>725023513
Phenom because he needs it more. The guy is an alien with no idea how to function outside of hero work. Waterboy just has confidence issues
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:40:31 PM
No.725024341
[Report]
My prediction:
Red Ring Gang gets dealt with in Episode 5
Episode 6 will finally have stuff related with shroud again
>65% of people chose some BPD mystery meat tomboy with no tits or ass over THIS
The west has truly fallen
>>725016572
is he like martian manhunter and just assuming the shape of a person, or is he like superman and just looks exactly like a human being for no reason?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:42:34 PM
No.725024442
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>>725024409
he is like The Thing
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:43:30 PM
No.725024491
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>>725021021
It's a stupid theory. As if BB, a hero popular enough to get brand deals and manages an entire SDN branch would need a roommate. I'm expecting her to have a penthouse but with one messy yet wholesome room where he's Mandy
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:43:36 PM
No.725024497
[Report]
>>725024631
>>725024409
The way he describes himself made me assume that he's just some cosmic force given human shape
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:43:37 PM
No.725024498
[Report]
>>725024392
Phenomaman, there's something you should know....
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:44:20 PM
No.725024531
[Report]
>>725024587
>>725024392
Well that's not how BB truly looks like so...
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:44:36 PM
No.725024545
[Report]
>>725024409
Dr. Manhattan
>>725012927
looks exactly the same, but brunette.
Something tells me the original idea was to have some kind of "trans" character.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:45:19 PM
No.725024587
[Report]
>>725025509
>>725024531
>brown hair
>less muscle
>but she keeps the tits
it's not bad at all
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:45:27 PM
No.725024595
[Report]
>>725024409
Superman, if he could shapeshift he'd have no problem having intercourse with BB
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:45:37 PM
No.725024605
[Report]
>>725025119
>>725024550
you're blind and a schizo
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:46:09 PM
No.725024631
[Report]
>>725024497
he DID say he was capable of extinguishing the sun
Do straight men have a personality beyond their sexuality? How are you losers so lonely and sexless you get this obsessed with a garbage visual novel dating sim full of woke characters voiced by e-celebs?
If you're that lonely then why not join the straight suicide statistics already? You will eventually anyways.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:46:38 PM
No.725024658
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>>725024409
he has greenish skin
what do you think
IMO picking Invisigal over Mandy hurts more. Because Mandy is actuslly ibsanely insecure. She set up the whole date and you can even see her psyching herself up to tell you her "dark secret"... and you decide to ditch her and go to the movies instead.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:48:13 PM
No.725024740
[Report]
>>725024893
>>725024656
first you berate them for being obsessed with sex, then you tell them to kill themselves because they don't have sex? pick a lane, dummy
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:48:17 PM
No.725024746
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>>725024656
least obvious bait
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:48:58 PM
No.725024801
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>>725024707
its an IQ test buddy
mandy is for the high test, high IQ men out there
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:49:35 PM
No.725024845
[Report]
>>725024707
fuck
im glad my first save is being a bb chad
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:50:22 PM
No.725024893
[Report]
>>725024740
Being a porn addict and being a sex haver are very different things. You know that, right? Or you're so lonely and mentally ill you consider masturbating to porn as "having sex" to not hurt your fragile ego?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:51:05 PM
No.725024932
[Report]
>>725024656
the reddit spacing was a nice touch
>>725024707
Somebody should repost anon's post from last night discussing the probability that she sat by herself drinking wine out of a solo cup all night.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:52:54 PM
No.725025032
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>>725024707
and mandy is directly asking you for a dinner date, while Invisigal is beating around the bush
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:53:25 PM
No.725025058
[Report]
>>725027587
>>725019303
> DUDE STRONG EMPOWERED BLACK WOMEN VOICED BY E-CELEBS IS NOT WOKE BECAUSE UHHH I'M A PORN ADDICT!!
Have you considered having sex in real life instead of coming to vidya boards to talk about how you wish you could have sex with fictional non existant videogame characters?
How are you so lonely and pathetic?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:53:25 PM
No.725025059
[Report]
>>725025150
sirs, how much longer until the new episodes come out...
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:54:33 PM
No.725025119
[Report]
>>725025449
>>725024605
No, you are blind. Reaper game's Shiki in TWEWY was a subversion.
This? This is a joke.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:54:35 PM
No.725025123
[Report]
>>725025314
>>725025012
She would get Waterboy to keep her company.
>>725024707
Yeah, but if you ditch Mandy it's only a matter of time before she finds someone just as good as you. If you don't go with Invisigal her next boyfriend will snort coke off her neck and beat her to death with a chihuahua statue
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:55:13 PM
No.725025150
[Report]
>>725025059
open the game
click chapter 5
read the text indicating the exact time and timezone
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:55:30 PM
No.725025163
[Report]
>>725011605 (OP)
sex scene with mandy. but real instead of fake cope like invis
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:56:11 PM
No.725025205
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:56:33 PM
No.725025227
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:57:38 PM
No.725025287
[Report]
>>725025509
>>725024707
mandy loves you
invis lusts you
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:58:04 PM
No.725025314
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>>725025528
>>725025123
Bro imagine being Mandy and planning out this big thing with this crazy hot dude whose bones you wanna jump and you're pretty sure he feels the same, only for him to be like nah sorry and then you're stuck by yourself with dinner and wine and the only person left around being fucking Waterboy.
Imagine if BB was revealed to be a weird alien like that one she introduces the first time we arrive at SDN , would you guys still date her?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:00:06 PM
No.725025438
[Report]
>>725025346
Unironically would give her a shred of a fighting chance against Invisicute instead of it being one-sided mogging like it is.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:00:13 PM
No.725025449
[Report]
>>725025663
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:00:23 PM
No.725025453
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>>725025128
Mandy would become a femcel alcoholic lonely cat lady, because her insecurities would gnaw at her. That's her tragedy.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:01:14 PM
No.725025498
[Report]
>>725025128
God I hope so, that's what she gets for wearing a nose ring.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:01:21 PM
No.725025505
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>>725024409
I think he has some dialogue saying he "took this form"
>>725024587
>less muscle
>but she keeps the tits
not how anatomy works Bucko
>>725025287
nice girls like "Mandy" give anons the 'ick
>>725025346
that would totally make her way more popular than she will ever be
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:01:33 PM
No.725025516
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>>725025128
You are infantalisizing Invisigal and assuming she's beyond saving. Don't do that. It's the same shit women do to murderers and coke heads with the "I can fix him bullshit".
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:01:40 PM
No.725025528
[Report]
>>725025314
...and then she realizes even Waterboy is not interested in keeping her company.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:01:55 PM
No.725025539
[Report]
>>725025128
No the odds are she'd find another superhero boyfirend. But her insecurities would stay
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:02:16 PM
No.725025559
[Report]
>>725025871
>>725023776
>>725023885
They most likely already know since he spilled the beans to all of them on accident in Episode 3 about being a superhero without powers.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:02:23 PM
No.725025563
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>>725025346
that would have made me more likely to pick her
>>725023776
don't they know already after the hotmic thing? if anything I was surprised none of them brought it up
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:03:51 PM
No.725025637
[Report]
>>725024550
You're blind and obsessed
>>725025625
>hotmic
the what
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:05:01 PM
No.725025701
[Report]
>>725025625
He said something ambiguous alongside
>I wasn't born with powers
They have no idea other than he was a sup at some point
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:05:16 PM
No.725025717
[Report]
>>725025663
Announcing sage is against the rules btw, don't do that. Mods HATE people that sage.
No idea why.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:05:52 PM
No.725025745
[Report]
>>725025771
>>725025652
leaving a microphone on when you thought it was muted
>>725025745
Yes yes, but what was the incident? I forgot.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:07:28 PM
No.725025842
[Report]
>>725025652
He's talking about when Robert accidentally broadcast his conversation with Invisigal where he convinced her to go try and capture that lightning guy to the whole SDN building. I don't believe he actually mentioned being Mecha Man in that talk though.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:07:32 PM
No.725025847
[Report]
>>725025771
The whole you giving invisigal a peptalk when she's smoking on a playground
that whole dialogue was transmitted to the entire branch
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:07:38 PM
No.725025853
[Report]
>>725025771
bobbob broadcast the swing conversation with invisigal to the entire branch
>>725024707
I accepted her dinner invite as pity because she helped Robert so much, but i didn't kiss her cause i'm still on route invis. lol.
>>725025559
>>725025625
He pretty much only Said He cant' BE a Hero anymore right now. If He mentioned Not having Powers, His Team doesnt remember, since Malevola and Prism try to Test/guess what Powers He has, even throwing a mug at him
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:08:31 PM
No.725025919
[Report]
>>725026001
>>725025859
this guy is a betacuck
why did blazer grab robert's face and go "hmmm, yes, we can work with this" in chapter 1? I thought she was gonna have him appear in an ad, but as far as I recall nothing of the sort happened. no way it was just "yeah okay, he's hot, time to dump my current boyfriend", right?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:09:14 PM
No.725025958
[Report]
>>725025859
Anon, im pretty Sure youre currently on the selfmade man route
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:09:32 PM
No.725025978
[Report]
>>725028147
>>725025871
CORRECT
/v/ has usual, has zero media literacy.
FUCK I can't wait for the roommate drama
I also can't wait for the "Invisigal planted the bomb" drama
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:10:06 PM
No.725026001
[Report]
>>725026426
>>725025919
You will never be blonde.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:10:32 PM
No.725026042
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>>725025943
I think she was checking if her face had any marks that would make him easily recognizable as mecha man on TV. He didn't have any so he was good to go. I'm guessing.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:11:37 PM
No.725026102
[Report]
>>725025943
She was just drunk and flirting /v/irgins
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:11:39 PM
No.725026106
[Report]
>>725026243
>>725024227
Like sure but dude they just broke up. Fucking rude to move in on her so fast
>>725025983
>"Invisigal planted the bomb" drama
just a reminder if you don't accept invisigals apology and don't romance her, she becomes a villain at the end of the game,
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:13:04 PM
No.725026186
[Report]
>>725026110
Good, I want to kill her.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:14:05 PM
No.725026243
[Report]
>>725026365
>>725026106
He's an alien. So weird that people are humanizing a character that literally doesn't understand human emotions or feelnigs.
>>725026110
Well duh, but first I gotta have Bob Bob react harshly to it and cause her to run away crying with guilt so the forgiveness and payoff can come later
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:16:11 PM
No.725026365
[Report]
>>725026243
they're used to superman's level of humanization
who knows when phenomaman came to earth, could be recently
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:16:38 PM
No.725026404
[Report]
>>725026110
That true? Fucked up.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:16:58 PM
No.725026426
[Report]
>>725026001
Why are jeets so obsessed with blondes?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:17:24 PM
No.725026447
[Report]
>>725026248
a fellow tragickino enjoyer I see
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:21:32 PM
No.725026670
[Report]
>>725027035
>>725024994
She could cannibalize babies if that shit isn't in the game idc
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:22:18 PM
No.725026705
[Report]
>>725026248
There better be a big dramatic sex scene if that's the case. Bit tired of suffering filled romance without actual proper fucking payoff. Little patience for that shit.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:24:04 PM
No.725026812
[Report]
>>725026914
>>725025983
There won't be drama. People thinking exclusively with their dicks are already making excuses for her, and once the normiesphere plays it they will too.
>game ends with clear romantic inclinations between Robert and Invisigal but she ends up becoming an actual high level supervillain after he becomes Mecha Man again
>she becomes one of his nemesis', one who he is deeply in love with and becomes obsessed with saving her
Shame it wont be something this kino. Starcrossed lovers on opposing sides is one of the best romance tropes.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:26:01 PM
No.725026914
[Report]
>>725027232
>>725026812
Not IRL drama, drama in the game
BB and Invisigal are obviously roommates and shit's gonna get fiery once the former realizes the stray cat she took in and has been touching for is stealing the guy whe likes.
>>725020248
Dispatch last episodes came out at 5:00-5:15 CET (which is a bit less than 2 hours from now).
I would just assume the same
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2592160/view/517476466977409887
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:26:36 PM
No.725026958
[Report]
>>725026828
In the route where Robert gives a shit about "saving" IG she doesn't become a villain to begin with.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:27:13 PM
No.725026992
[Report]
>>725027065
>>725026930
I thought we have another week to go? Are we getting all 4 episodes today?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:28:01 PM
No.725027035
[Report]
>>725027251
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:28:33 PM
No.725027061
[Report]
>>725027145
Not out yet? I'm at work rn
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:28:40 PM
No.725027065
[Report]
>>725026992
Its 2 episodes each week, so 5/6 today and then 7/8 next week.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:30:13 PM
No.725027145
[Report]
>>725027061
2 and a half more hours
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:31:12 PM
No.725027205
[Report]
>>725028614
>>725025113
Ah, I am curious to see how people responded to that, shame the archive seems to be broken right now.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:31:53 PM
No.725027232
[Report]
>>725026914
>touching for
Vouching for* even
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:32:13 PM
No.725027251
[Report]
>>725027290
>>725027035
>rates a game's character because of political shit a VA does outside of the game
>I'm the woke one
Let me guess, american?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:32:51 PM
No.725027290
[Report]
>>725027251
Yes, you are.
>>725024392
that is literally a lie
>>725027303
nta but I played episode 4 yesterday and it said 35% of people picked bb
>>725027303
It's not, actually
65% of players went to the theater instead of dinner
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:35:24 PM
No.725027432
[Report]
>>725026828
would've been kinda interesting if she started off as a villain not in the phoenix program and you fixed her with your dick
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:37:23 PM
No.725027575
[Report]
>>725012927
he picked a fucking tranny
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:37:34 PM
No.725027587
[Report]
>>725027630
>>725024994
I'm talking about the character, not the voice actor. Having an e-celeb voice a character doesn't make it woke.
>>725025058
Cool spacing bro, but you never really explained anything. You just shouted that she was a strong empowered black woman and started arguing like a woman, sex shaming while making appeals to popularity and group acceptance. Are you sure that you're not the one being woke? And no, I don't want to have sex with her, I want Mecha Man to have sex with her, because it's a video game and it would be more interesting than the other two vanilla options imo. Also, you don't need to say "fictional non-existant", that's retarded and kinda cringe desu.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:37:55 PM
No.725027613
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>>725027363
>>725027380
I think that anon meant that the body in that pic is a lie. Unless I’m blind, Mandy is built like a normal human. No thick thighs or fat ass without the stone.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:38:16 PM
No.725027630
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:40:18 PM
No.725027757
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>>725023776
>I'm mecha man
>so where's your mech?
>blew up
>so you're not mecha man
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:43:18 PM
No.725027938
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>>725012873
That’s what critical role is. They ruined “nerd culture”
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:43:42 PM
No.725027962
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>>725027363
>>725027380
no I mean the image, she's a liar. Her identity is a lie. Why the fuck would you trust her?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:43:48 PM
No.725027975
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Dispatch already has a schizo?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:44:03 PM
No.725027987
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>>725024707
Should've made plans in advance instead of asking last minute then.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:45:37 PM
No.725028071
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>>725028347
There's a steam tag for nudity for this game, will I be able to jerk off to it
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:46:39 PM
No.725028147
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:48:48 PM
No.725028276
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>>725028385
I have gooner telltale hallway exposition episodic glorified visual novel girlfriend simulator gushing fanboy enthusiast fatigue.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:49:12 PM
No.725028302
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>>725028382
>she'll give you the choice to fuck BB or Mandy
I can't wait.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:49:56 PM
No.725028347
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>>725028071
It's the only reason this """game""" is being discussed in the first place.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:50:15 PM
No.725028364
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>>725012927
I didn't, but it's obvious she is the better choice between the two of them.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:50:14 PM
No.725028365
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>>725028620
Literally what is her deal?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:50:31 PM
No.725028382
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>>725028496
>>725028302
if bb is your first choice she'll be disappointed
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:50:33 PM
No.725028385
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>>725028475
>>725028276
So why are you here, sperg man?
>>725028385
To call you out on your faggish lame-o virgin behavior.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:52:22 PM
No.725028496
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>>725028382
Obviously. And imagine how happy she'll be when you pick Mandy every time.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:52:40 PM
No.725028526
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>>725034312
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:52:43 PM
No.725028529
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>>725028572
>>725028475
you're not here for videogames?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:53:06 PM
No.725028554
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>>725025113
Fucking brutal.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:53:18 PM
No.725028572
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>>725028657
>>725028529
VNs aren't video games.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:53:44 PM
No.725028602
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>>725028475
A weird way of avoiding being fatigued. I also have no idea why you think you are calling out anyone, spergerino, this seems to be just your tism acting up.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:54:00 PM
No.725028620
[Report]
>>725028728
>>725028365
she feels guilty over almost killing robert but can't express it properly. her whole reform is because she planted the bomb on robert's mech. she joined SDN right after. the first 4 episodes didn't convey this very well
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:54:03 PM
No.725028625
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>>725028694
Good lord you're all no different than my wife when she's watching The Bachelorette or whatever the fuck it's called. Literal gossiping women.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:54:32 PM
No.725028649
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>>725012927
>his face when he realizes she even hotter than before, and not some ugly deformed troll
lmao
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:54:38 PM
No.725028657
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>>725028572
I'm asking about you
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:55:14 PM
No.725028694
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>>725028625
Just wait until you see something like the Big Brother thread on /tv/
Or anons discussing that college soap opera porn game
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:55:43 PM
No.725028728
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>>725029179
>>725028620
was that in one of the comics or something? I didn't buy the deluxe edition
>>725011605 (OP)
>All invisigal's voice btw
>>725028763
She also voiced pic related.
Enjoy, invisifags.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:57:57 PM
No.725028896
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>>725028763
no idea who they are
>>725028874
I hate webp so fucking much.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:58:53 PM
No.725028961
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>>725028874
>pic related is invisible
Well played
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 3:59:07 PM
No.725028980
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funniest thread ever
so many bbniggers coming up with the wildest copes and projections
it's not possible that bb is just a boring character with the most white woman moments ever
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:02:18 PM
No.725029179
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>>725029385
>>725028728
No, it's just a (pretty likely) theory at this point.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:03:00 PM
No.725029227
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>>725028958
>woman voices little boy
been happening for decades
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:03:17 PM
No.725029242
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>>725030420
>>725025509
>anatomy
>in a fictional super hero game where some cryptobro has a fucking bat head
???
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:04:22 PM
No.725029312
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>>725029419
>>725028763
I didn't realize Laura Bailey was in Naruto so much.
>>725029152
As long as she's white, she will consistently win against the ugly mutt
>>725029179
if the episodes don't convey it well, then how is it likely?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:05:58 PM
No.725029397
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>>725029314
but she's consistently losing?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:06:00 PM
No.725029403
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less then 1 hour until Kino drops
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:06:21 PM
No.725029419
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>>725030689
>>725029312
And the funny part is that she couldn't name a single character when asked who she voiced in Naruto
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:06:32 PM
No.725029427
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>>725025509
Oh yeah? Then show me a muscular girl with with huge tits. please
>is a raunchy turboslut who acts like she's trying to assert sexual dominance when in a public setting
>becomes relatively normal and cute and simply enjoys sitting and watching a movie together once no one is around
Is there a name for this? It's like a reverse closeted slut.
>>725029152
I actually like BB because she's a boring white woman. She's really straightforward and doesn't play those femoid mind games like invisigal and other girls I dated who wants you to read her signals bullshit.
BB likes Robert, invites him out on a date, buys him dinner and tells him she is attracted to him. Very refreshing.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:09:12 PM
No.725029609
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>>725029823
>>725029505
She's also conventionally attractive and is a genuine nice person who's all around pleasant.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:09:15 PM
No.725029612
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>>725029490
>Is there a name for this?
By the numbers Tsundere, just through the optics of western edgy writing. Read a hentai.
>>725029505
I thought her whole deal was flirting with the MC and then revealing she has a husband?
t. will never play Telltale shit again after TWD
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:09:16 PM
No.725029615
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:10:11 PM
No.725029681
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>>725029972
>>725029385
It never showed who planted the bomb at the beginning, Toxic says something along the lines of "alright you can get out of there now, babe" at one point while theyre all beating on MM, and she left villainy and went to SDN/BB right around the same time that whole incident happened. Im not saying it's 100% a for sure thing, but the path is there for it and it seems like a pretty obvious way to stir up some drama between the characters.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:10:15 PM
No.725029685
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>>725029505
>those femoid mind games like invisigal and other girls I dated who wants you to read her signals bullshit.
>Hey Robert, I dreamed that we had sex last night
>Hey Robert, I'm going to look you in the eyes inches from your face with a smile
>Hey Robert, how often do you jerk off? I do it often
>Hey Robert, don't peg me (at work)
Talk about confusing signals
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:10:16 PM
No.725029687
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>>725029775
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:10:21 PM
No.725029690
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>>725029613
Just watch a YouTube play through on 2x speed. It's more visual novel than game.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:10:53 PM
No.725029725
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>>725029490
That's unironically most women.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:11:06 PM
No.725029739
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>>725029385
because she says it in her apology speech
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:11:45 PM
No.725029775
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>>725029687
So that's a yes. Got it.
>>725015607
>my gf has super strength and can fly
>"walk her home"
no
It's like you don't get 60% of the appeal. Flying through the night sky is cool and romantic and also quicker. Ask Superman. Or BB herself in episode one.
>>725029609
It's because she's nice that her forcing Robert to fire someone on his first day was really jarring. Feels like the writer was trying to sabotage her because he's an invisigal fag or something.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:13:43 PM
No.725029883
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>>725030024
>>725029152
Some of the cope in that thread is hilarious. You’d think Reddit of all places would prefer the rebellious cunt with a nose ring over the generic Stacy.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:13:52 PM
No.725029893
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>>725029505
I dislike how people call being homely and nice, "boring".
To me there's nothing more boring that having to listen to a woman yap yap yap, and beat around the bush without saying what they actually want and mean. I'm not a telephat, and I consider women that expect me to be one, to be boring, because they bore me.
I find BB and her interactions to be entertaining, fun, and comfy. While IG interactions are boring, tedious, and overextended.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:14:08 PM
No.725029914
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>>725029805
BB seems like the type of woman who craves the "normal girl" experience to me. She would probably prefer to just be walked home by Robert after the date.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:14:59 PM
No.725029972
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>>725029681
>Toxic says something along the lines of "alright you can get out of there now, babe"
hm, yeah, I see where you're coming from
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:15:22 PM
No.725029990
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>>725030248
>>725029823
I didn't see it like it. It's a business, and Robert's coming in a machine that's already working. Somone on Z team was probably going to get fired if Robert hadn't come in, it was probably already discussed.
Also, Blazer mentions there are other branches around the country, so she's not The Boss. She's more like a branch manager. There's probably people above her giving out orders.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:15:42 PM
No.725030010
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:16:00 PM
No.725030024
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>>725029883
Yeah reddit and /v/ are swapped on this one for some reason. If you told me earlier /v/ is into mystery meat sticc foul mouthed to boys with a rebellious streak and body count over the busty pure blonde virgin, I'd call you crazy.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:16:48 PM
No.725030069
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>2 hours remain
Feeling good, bros.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:17:14 PM
No.725030095
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>>725029823
Business is business and she's not the director of SDN. Someone higher than her told her the entire program is being canned. So she had to fire someone. Nothing personal.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:17:18 PM
No.725030105
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>>725026828
I get the feeling if they ended up on opposite sides after romance she'd be very possessive of him.
>>725029990
SDN doesn't really make sense to me as a business. They treat heroes as expendable and even demote their biggest super Phenomaman into the very bottom rung of the Z-team at a literal who branch because he's suffering from a breakup. It would be like firing Omniman from his job for being late to work one day. What if he snaps and blows up the earth? So stupid.
I noticed we can use Beef as an IG detector.
Do you think that'll come up later on?
Maybe when she tries to follow us home one night?
Or maybe she's already done it.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:20:02 PM
No.725030281
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>>725029823
Having replayed it, the decision was already made before Robert gave them the talk that made them get their shit together.
Given they’re an order of magnitude below the next best group, said they’d burned through multiple dispatchers and were clearly happy to be a bunch of fuck ups, it’s not that bad a call.
Reversing it after one good session would have made them look weak.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:20:18 PM
No.725030297
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>>725030568
I did not expect the manbat in a business suit arrested for white-collar crime to sound like a nerdy 20-year-old
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:20:40 PM
No.725030327
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>>725025128
>You have to date her out of pity because she's so low value and childish
Invisifags keeps telling on themselves...
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:20:49 PM
No.725030337
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>>725030248
Again, it's a working machine. Maybe SDN had issues with Phenomaman for a while, they just kept his appearances up in public.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:20:51 PM
No.725030339
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>>725030248
>They treat heroes
which they are
>what if he snaps
then we kill him
He's not the strongest hero of the planet, just of this particular city. SDN has a literal superhero army at its disposal.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:21:36 PM
No.725030381
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What if Mole Man joined the program? Could he become top ranked with his Mole Abilities?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:21:39 PM
No.725030384
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>>725030250
>Do you think that'll come up later on?
I think it will be minor scene. Where Bob Bob is going to call her out for trying to creep on a conversation or something of that nature.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:22:05 PM
No.725030413
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>>725030248
while I agree it seems like overkill, there's a world of difference between showing up late one day and spending days wandering highways, threatening to kill commuters and vandalizing property
>>725029242
there is this thing called pectoral muscles that along with your ribcage make like half of her bra size
the only way she could still have the same tits is by transfering the mass from her ribcage and muscles to her tits and that's not happening
>>725029314
>brown nipples
>white
>>725030250
how come? does he start sniffing the air whenever she is onscreen?
makes me wonder what she smells like if the dog can smell her from a room away
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:24:10 PM
No.725030546
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>>725030420
>makes me wonder what she smells like if the dog can smell her from a room away
reeks of cigarettes
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:24:14 PM
No.725030551
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How many hours until DLC release?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:24:30 PM
No.725030565
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>>725030248
My guess is the phoenix program is the closest to superhero therapy they have. Better to try him with it now it's showing results with the others and try and catch it before PM does something irreversible.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:24:31 PM
No.725030568
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>>725030297
Yeah, I fired his ass. Fuck MoistCritikal
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:24:36 PM
No.725030571
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>>725030420
There's one scene where Beef starts sniffing at the air and she appears in front of him. I'd imagine that will probably happen at least one more time.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:24:36 PM
No.725030572
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>>725024707
Someone already pointed out in a thread yesterday that it's highly unlikely Blonde Blazer is even at the office until she gets the confirmation Robert's there and wants to hang.
Likely all that happened is she just goes home and watches Stranger Things, Friends or what ever white chicks like her do these days with some takeout
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:24:41 PM
No.725030579
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>>725030420
Yeah, right before she appears in the 'you're all phoenixes' meeting, Beef sniffs the air, and the he does it again after she snaps the billboard and comes closer to thank you.
Don't know if there's other examples
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:24:55 PM
No.725030593
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>>725032132
>>725019303
Interracial or nonwhite protagonist (You). Possibility of both.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:25:15 PM
No.725030624
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>>725029152
It's very very obviously because of the sex scene. Sales spiked after it too.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:26:34 PM
No.725030689
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>>725029419
In fairness, there's maybe three of those characters who aren't filler or literal who's, Anko is also basically a literal who after her intro, Kushina is dead, and Ayame is a background character.
The people who fellate visi are the male equivalent of women who date bad boys, black gang bangers.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:30:16 PM
No.725030897
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>>725030842
damn, I sound cool
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:30:34 PM
No.725030916
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>bbfags still seething
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:30:37 PM
No.725030921
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:30:45 PM
No.725030929
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>>725030842
Forrest Gump's wife type of men, believe it.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:32:18 PM
No.725031010
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>>725031046
>>725030842
she isn't real, so she can become a good girl that doesn't cheat or hurt me
but i understand that if she was an actual person, she is likely to steal, cheat and abuse me
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:32:54 PM
No.725031046
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:34:15 PM
No.725031136
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>>725031180
>>725030842
And? It's okay when they do it, why isn't it okay for us?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:34:29 PM
No.725031147
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T- 2 hours until rough lovemaking sex with Invisigal
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:34:59 PM
No.725031180
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>>725031136
>It's okay when they do it
Its not tho.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:37:48 PM
No.725031371
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>>725031495
So BB is the Lily of this game?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:38:49 PM
No.725031435
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>>725031495
Me while walking my bro Invisigal home after the movie
how did bobert kidnap and restrain a guy that can turn his whole body into acid and fly
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:39:45 PM
No.725031495
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>>725031638
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:40:36 PM
No.725031549
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>>725031492
He was obviously trying to lure him to the steel mills so that Shroud can get the astral pulse
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:40:43 PM
No.725031552
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>>725012230
Ange was a stupid anime
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:40:46 PM
No.725031559
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>>725031492
Because he didnt turn to acid and fly. are you stupid or something? Think god damn it.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:41:49 PM
No.725031638
[Report]
>>725031720
>>725031495
I dunno who Lily is but the other is the girl from an anime who is a hapless tomboy with a crush on her guy best friend that sees her as his bro instead of a girl and thus is constantly being cucked.
>>725031638
Sounds hilarious but it also sounds like a girl's anime. Care to explain?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:44:26 PM
No.725031803
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:44:28 PM
No.725031804
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>>725031492
either acid guy has multiple powers or it was someone else with psychic powers and acid guy is capable of shapeshifting and was posing as him in the warehouse
the latter seems more plausible
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:46:31 PM
No.725031945
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>>725031492
Because it was a trap where the guy let himself get caught so they could get the robot into their base?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:46:41 PM
No.725031959
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>>725028614
Thanks anon.
>>725031720
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomo-chan_Is_a_Girl!
Nice anime, bad english dub, it covers the whole story (the Manga is annoying to read because most chapters are just 1 page).
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:47:23 PM
No.725031997
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>>725031720
Nah if it was a girl's anime then the MC would be a timid nerd girl who's secretly really smart and has a whole harem of mysterious attractive dark triad men fighting each other for her attention.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:49:12 PM
No.725032092
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>>725032357
>>725031720
>Tomoko-chan
Basically, Jun breaks up with his girlfriend, and her friend Tomoko makes a move on him. Jun still kind of wants to smash his original girlfriend though, so its a "love triangle" where Jun has oneitis and Tomoko spends the entire series being cucked to death. I'd recommend just reading some of the fan comics instead, they're more interesting.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:49:39 PM
No.725032124
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>>725031720
>girls anime
>tomboy
Women hate tomboys and call them pick mes. They wouldn't be caught dead making or watching anime about tomboys.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:49:47 PM
No.725032132
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>>725030593
Ok let me see if I'm getting this... if a white male does something lewd with a black female in a video game, this means that the game is "woke" and "cringe" because that would be interracial. Does this also mean that games with a white male protagonist and an asian female interest are now "woke" and "cringe" as well? I really like those games too and would hate for them to be woke and cringe. Or what about a game that only has black characters with black characters, does that mean that it's inherently non-woke and non-cringe? Please explain.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:50:50 PM
No.725032189
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>>725030420
>makes me wonder what she smells like if the dog can smell her from a room away
Dogs can small anyone from a room away, hence why they are used for detection/tracking.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:52:12 PM
No.725032275
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>>725030420
Again, one of the characters has a bat for a head.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:52:14 PM
No.725032276
[Report]
>>725032390
>>725031492
He hid his power level. Wanted to get caught by Bob so he would tell him where to go and spring the trap.
Dispatch is cool, but there has been instances of what I can only describe as "only a white person would even find this remotely funny" comedy
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:52:55 PM
No.725032316
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>>725032283
Dispatch is for whites only.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:53:47 PM
No.725032357
[Report]
>>725033167
>>725032092
Wtf is not a love triangle like that, why are you lying so?
>>725032276
Wait, so getting caught was part of his plan? And he works for the masked man?
>>725032390
Yes anon, it was. How did you not connect these dots before this point?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:56:35 PM
No.725032560
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>>725032283
Good, fuck subhumans.
>>725032390
He lead Robert into a trap, and it worked. It was all planned. This was made obvious when Robert crushed him, and said "alright, show me your bullshit superpower so we can actually fight". They spell it out for you.
Do we know how many hours it will be until the new chapters unlock?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:57:55 PM
No.725032662
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>>725032390
You've brain damage. The game was very explicit about it.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:59:26 PM
No.725032759
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>>725032875
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:59:27 PM
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>>725032390
Yeah, and after the bomb, Mecha Man couldn't fly so good.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:59:30 PM
No.725032768
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>>725032854
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 4:59:54 PM
No.725032789
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>>725032808
>>725028958
Get 4chanXT nigger, it automatically converts that shit
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:00:10 PM
No.725032803
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>>725032854
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:00:19 PM
No.725032808
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>>725032789
I don't use spyware
Seems like they fixed the invisigal stat, and I was surprised to see how much the needle moved towards Coupe getting cut.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:00:57 PM
No.725032854
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>>725032759
google says this is some capeshit meme.I don't watch movies, let alone capeshit ones
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:02:10 PM
No.725032943
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>>725032853
Coupe just doesn't get as much scenes
And the leaks show that Coupe's redemption scene is much better than Sonar's redemption
>>725032493
>>725032601
>>725032698
So he just walked into Robert’s clutches and hoped that he wouldn’t just get offed before he used his powers?
Lotta loyalty for a hired gun
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:02:56 PM
No.725032979
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>>725032948
>get offed
by whom or what? Mechaman can't kill him.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:03:04 PM
No.725032990
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Not falling for that one.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:03:21 PM
No.725033015
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>>725032875
This just tells me you weren't on this website when Germanwings 9525 happened
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:04:11 PM
No.725033062
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>>725032853
Everybody loves Sonar, he's best boy
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:04:16 PM
No.725033070
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>>725032948
>So he just walked into Robert’s clutches and hoped that he wouldn’t just get offed before he used his powers?
To be fair, Robert is a super hero. For the most part they don't really kill people and they had three generations worth of data and years of him being Mecha Man to figure out if he would be the type to kill someone or not.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:04:46 PM
No.725033096
[Report]
>Boberto picks Invisigal
>Episode 5
>Blonde Blazer is now dating WaterGAWD
Kino or kuso?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:04:47 PM
No.725033101
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>>725032948
He already has indestructibility, you either stomp or punt this guy really hard before he transforms and he seems fine
>>725032853
If you actually expected anything different then you don't understand e-celebs. No one but the most contrarian 4chan shitposters are going to fire Sonar.
We are the only ones that utterly hate Critikal
>Fire Sonar
>Reasonably pissed
>Says to "Watch your back"
>Fire Coupe
>Only cheered for Invisigal because she thought she was going to get fired
>Threatens Robert with a knife, destroys SDN property
Easiest choice I've made
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:05:47 PM
No.725033167
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>>725032357
Speak english, brownie. Also, I speak nothing but truths.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:05:55 PM
No.725033179
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>>725033250
Enough with the baneposting
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:06:03 PM
No.725033189
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>>725033289
>>725033123
How would you know how each would react if without redoing your choice?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:06:30 PM
No.725033215
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>>725033256
>>725033118
I hate moistshittical but I still fired coupe, I didn't even knew Moist voiced Sonar before I went on here
He's just much more funnier character than Coupe
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:07:08 PM
No.725033250
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>>725033179
No, brother!
They expect one of us in the wreckage!
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:07:15 PM
No.725033256
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>>725033441
>>725033215
Typical e-celeb cocksucker response.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:07:54 PM
No.725033289
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>>725033189
I fired Coupe first, then watched what happens when you fire Sonar
>>725032875
How the fuck do you not know baneposting?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:08:09 PM
No.725033306
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>>725032853
Sonar was an easy fire desu. He openly does drugs on the job, got himself handcuffed in the gym and was lowest number on the bored.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:08:12 PM
No.725033307
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>>725033370
>>725033123
I fired sonar because his transformation gimmick sucks. What a load of shit.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:08:39 PM
No.725033332
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>>725032853
I'm gonna replay ep 3 and cut sonar instead
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:08:43 PM
No.725033337
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>>725033295
He's a nufag, that's how.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:08:43 PM
No.725033338
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>>725033118
44% isn't that low. I think most people probably keep him because they need an Intelligence dude on the team and Coupé is pretty redundant stat-wise
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:08:58 PM
No.725033351
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>>725026930
Ah damn it, I was mistaken 1 hour to go...exactly when I won't be home, fuck.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:09:07 PM
No.725033361
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>>725033295
Because he's a newnigger who hasn't accessed this site before 2016.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:09:19 PM
No.725033370
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>>725033561
>>725033307
I fired him because youtuber but his inconsistent passive certainly made it easier
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:09:53 PM
No.725033412
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:10:13 PM
No.725033441
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>>725033256
I haven't watched a single Moistcritical video, I just know he's an annoying fag much like Asmongold
Seethe
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:10:30 PM
No.725033460
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>>725032853
terrible voice acting
annoying superpower
snorts cocaine while on duty
gets tricked by a woman with zero charisma, and black no less. I wouldn't want to watch those tits even for free.
And, the most important variable in my decision:
The game forced me to give Coupe a power-up during the previous shift because everyone else was on duty, resting, or bussy. So there was no way I was going to fire her after wasting an upgrade on her.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:10:35 PM
No.725033464
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>>725033627
>"Why are you letting random old men hug you?"
>"I would literally resurrect and murder your father in front of your eyes again just to get my powers back."
I like Chase's fucked up sense of humor.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:10:47 PM
No.725033483
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I don't play slop.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:10:52 PM
No.725033487
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>>725032875
Lurk for 50 years before posting.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:11:46 PM
No.725033561
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>>725033825
>>725033370
...his power is very consistent though? It alternates between missions. So what you should be doing is investing in his int and cha to send him on missions that require that, then send him next on a mission that requires pow and vig. His upgrade also allows him to retry missions he fails in his first form, which gives you a lot of wiggle room in sending him solo to missions he's not suited for.
Brainlets, I swear
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:12:54 PM
No.725033627
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>>725033781
>>725033464
calling him black einstein is a micro agression and racist joke btw, so never laugh about that again
/v/ taught me this
Who's the best one to put intellect into for when Sonar is retarded? Invisigal? Prism?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:13:54 PM
No.725033701
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>>725033864
>>725033632
Waterboy, Coupe, Flambae
In that order.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:14:11 PM
No.725033721
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:14:27 PM
No.725033736
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>>725033632
I picked Invisigal because she's a dork.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:14:48 PM
No.725033754
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>>725032853
is this a video game or social media? the FUCK is this BULLSHIT
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:14:54 PM
No.725033767
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>>725033632
Coupe has high int.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:15:04 PM
No.725033781
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>>725033627
Can i call him Bleinstein instead?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:15:21 PM
No.725033806
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>>725033632
I tried to max out mobility+int for invisigal and some for prism (she doesn't really need combat or vigor since you would ideally send her in par with a combat character so she can clone)
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:15:30 PM
No.725033825
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>>725034043
>>725033561
Anon means that unless you know what missions are coming up (you won't unless you save scum), then it's easier to get into a situation where you need a Cha/INT hero or vice versa but Sonar is in the wrong form. You end up having to build another INT hero (or 2) if you want to reliably use Sonar.
Worst thing I can say about Coop is that she's an all rounder, which is not even a drawback.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:15:46 PM
No.725033841
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>>725033632
Invisigal acts like she has 1 int, so I didn't put it into her. But Prism and Coupe are good choices.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:15:59 PM
No.725033854
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>>725033632
coupe
being retarded half the time is the main reason to fire sonar
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:16:01 PM
No.725033859
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>>725034009
Did you see my stapler?
>>725033701
Flambae?
Not IG or Golem?
Sure, I get that with Supernova, you can just max his combat stats with one success, but then you're kinda wasting him by sending him on int missions, and I don't see a lot of overlap between those types.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:17:06 PM
No.725033927
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>>725033632
Golem. Golem should have all his stats dispersed evenly because of his upgrade to increase all of his stats by up to double by filling up empty slots, making him a shoe-in for every single kind of mission as long as there are 2+ slots.
Invisigal also isn't a bad choice because of her XP boosting ability for the team and increased movement speed when solo, and if you get him, Waterboy is also great for int.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:18:15 PM
No.725034000
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>>725033632
Coupe has a high base int in comparison with the rest of the cast, so her.
Invisigal and prism are both literal retards in cutscenes so I ain't giving them int, ever.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:18:17 PM
No.725034006
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>>725034167
>>725011605 (OP)
I GUARANTEE that they'll announce a Dispatch 2 where you play as a lesbianic. It ALWAYS happens when a new IP with a male protag is successful.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:18:17 PM
No.725034009
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>>725034235
>>725033859
If it's the good red one then BB took it.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:18:44 PM
No.725034043
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>>725034189
>>725033825
>Its easy
I played blind and never had this issue, though, and didn't restart the levels either. The only time I felt frustrated was not getting either of his perfect picks.
Sorry, but my personal opinion is that people who complain about Sonar are terrible at the actual management section of the game.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:19:06 PM
No.725034065
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I would love if I could replay the dispatch section to relevel my characters without having to go through all the story stuff again.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:19:49 PM
No.725034131
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>>725034215
>>725033864
>Not IG or Golem?
No way in hell I would waste int points on those.
Yes Flambae only needs INT, CHA, and VIG. Its not a waste to send Flambae to clear any mission on his own. He flies, never rests, and consistently wins. He's your ace for a reason.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:20:22 PM
No.725034167
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>>725034006
That's fine, we still got the first one. Getting one for us every once in a while is all anyone can ask for these days.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:20:40 PM
No.725034189
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>>725034379
>>725034043
You've never had a situation where Sonar is in monster for but an INT mission pops up?
Either way there's multiple Anons who don't share your experience so do some introspection instead of lashing out.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:21:04 PM
No.725034215
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>>725034131
t. gay pyromaniac
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:21:11 PM
No.725034228
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>>725034551
>>725033864
He most likely doesn't actually have the maxed out power for Golem otherwise he wouldn't say he thinks leveling up Golem's int or cha is wasteful.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:21:16 PM
No.725034235
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>>725034009
I think you took it.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:22:18 PM
No.725034312
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Invis gets way too many fucking chances and relies almost purely on dumb luck. I don't like her by virtue of the story bending over backwards to help her. She fucks up twice and lets a villain go, both by virtue of ignoring her direct superiror, and interfering with a teammate, and then turns around and because of that she gets more points. She can assault her superior and faces no consequences. Am I just supposed to root for her because she wants Robert's dick?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:23:20 PM
No.725034379
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>>725034586
>>725034189
I'm not lashing out by telling you I think you're bad at the game, you're the one getting defensive over it. It's not my fault you're, somehow, bad at an ultra watered down version of This Is The Police.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:24:37 PM
No.725034462
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>>725034741
>>725034373
I dislike her too, she deserves to rot in jail.
how long until new episodes?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:25:41 PM
No.725034551
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>>725034692
>>725034228
I don't even have his or punch up's powers unlocked. Flambae just clears everything and he doesnt, prism, waterboy, and invisigal do the rest
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:25:43 PM
No.725034552
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:26:00 PM
No.725034569
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:26:20 PM
No.725034586
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>>725034379
Can you answer this question:
>You've never had a situation where Sonar is in monster for but an INT mission pops up?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:26:31 PM
No.725034595
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>>725034798
>>725034482
>As a reminder, episodes 5 & 6 drop next Wednesday, November 5th @ 9am PST!
Like 34 minutes.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:26:32 PM
No.725034597
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>>725035297
Anyone got a guide to 100% all dispatches? I remember an anon doing a perfect run.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:26:42 PM
No.725034608
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This Is The Police was my personal GOTY back in the golden age. Shame no game will ever satisfy me as much as that game. We need more dispatch segments.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:26:48 PM
No.725034614
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>>725034482
Like a half hour
Time for me to hop out of the threads as I won't be able to play until tonight
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:28:05 PM
No.725034692
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>>725034551
when he doesnt***
stupid chink keyboard
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:28:55 PM
No.725034741
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>>725036690
>>725034373
>>725034462
Stop posting on /v/, Chase.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:29:32 PM
No.725034786
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>>725035458
>>725028614
Damn, I haven't even played Dispatch yet and this one hurt my soul.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:29:46 PM
No.725034798
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>>725034858
>>725034595
not that anon but we set our clocks forward so i was confused as to why it didn't come out 30 minutes ago
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:30:48 PM
No.725034858
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I can't believe you faggots decided to go on a date with that asian whore, whatever happened to white solidarity? She has one wet dream about you and suddenly you forget the person who gave you this job in the first place.
>>725034874
>and suddenly you forget the person who gave you this job in the first place.
That's the problem, you are not suppose to fuck your boss.
>>725034874
Fucking a coworker is far less unprofessional than fucking your boss.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:34:34 PM
No.725035134
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>>725035283
>>725035058
>>725034985
>muh ethics department
Kill yourself Square Enix, give Tifa her breasts BACK
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:35:10 PM
No.725035174
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>>725034985
>>725035058
Robert owes Blonde Blazer SEX.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:36:54 PM
No.725035283
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>>725035134
Nah I'm good I'm just gonna continue with the toxic relationship with the foul mouthed tomboy
Blonde Blazer is such a nice girl though, she will definitely make some really good guy so happy someday
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:37:07 PM
No.725035297
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>>725035390
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:38:43 PM
No.725035390
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>>725035297
Once you’re trapped, choose a reply to Toxic (this doesn’t have any consequences)
based game lol
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:38:50 PM
No.725035394
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>>725034874
she's honorary bro chill
>>725034786
Cool. Now imagine Invisigirl in the cineplex alone, having quietly waited for Robert to reply to her but got no response because he decided to go have a date with Blonde Blazer, which she doesn't know about.
So she sits there awkwardly and alone as she realizes he left her hanging (literally) when she tried to bond with him again, since he took the effort to bond with her and help her. And then she feels alone and unwanted again - much like her life according to how she described it in ep2.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:39:51 PM
No.725035461
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Can't remember last time I was excited to play a game, around 20 minutes till the episodes hit
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:40:30 PM
No.725035509
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>>725034874
asian?
she's white
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:40:57 PM
No.725035552
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>>725035458
That already hurt my soul, anon...damn it. Guess I'll have to just get to that choice when I get there.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:40:59 PM
No.725035556
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>>725035458
>Now imagine Invisigirl in the cineplex alone
She always does this, she said so herself.
>>725035458
Reminder to all visifags
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:41:59 PM
No.725035614
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>>725035458
Such a dishonest fucking reply holy shit.
Robert literally tells her to enjoy the movie and that he's clocking off. Kill yourself liar.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:42:11 PM
No.725035634
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>>725035458
To be fair, she never even asked him to the theater. She was playing the "I'm gonna leave the vaguest hint possible and then get pissed/sad when he doesn't catch onto it" card. Very popular with women.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:43:15 PM
No.725035706
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>>725035574
I love Visi so much. Well-deserved win.
Blonde should have tried harder.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:43:57 PM
No.725035756
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>>725035574
What a scheming conniving bitch. I love her so much.
>>725035574
Women don’t have a “sis code”. If they want a guy they WILL try to get him regardless of who they fuck over. Besides it’s not like Visi and BB are friends anyway.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:44:17 PM
No.725035785
[Report]
vanilla tomboy sex
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:44:59 PM
No.725035840
[Report]
>the moment it was over for BBfags
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:45:24 PM
No.725035870
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>>725035779
>“sis code”
Been wondering if that actually existed since I've never heard that term before.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:45:48 PM
No.725035894
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>>725035458
robert says see ya and you start to hear invis saying "have fun" you're wrong in both areas.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:45:49 PM
No.725035896
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>>725035779
>Are those my earrings?
>They look better on me.
They're more like sisters.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:46:01 PM
No.725035913
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>>725035779
They actually are and this was established in the very first scene where Robert puts on his new work clothes.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:46:04 PM
No.725035920
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>>725035993
Fucckk I almost had it. I want a perfect run before the episodes drop but those fucking assholes that want to furnish their apartment ruined it
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:47:10 PM
No.725035993
[Report]
>>725036072
>>725035920
wait what happened to malevola and sonar
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:47:29 PM
No.725036015
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>>725036102
Enjoy it bros... i ain't gonna make it to the release.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:48:15 PM
No.725036072
[Report]
>>725036241
>>725035993
Malevola leaves temporarily if you fire Sonar.
If you fire Coupe then Punchup leaves temporarily.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:48:39 PM
No.725036097
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>>725036493
>be me
>been on an autistic fixation for dispatch since it finally released
>20 minutes before next episodes drop
>check emails
>advanced to a writen exam for a government job in custom control
>got accepted into a job for AI training that goes well with what im studying at college
is this a sign of good things to come or is the universe trying to soften a hard blow thats about to connect?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:48:43 PM
No.725036102
[Report]
>>725036015
don't look in the thread before you play it, it's going to be spoilerfest
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:50:54 PM
No.725036241
[Report]
>>725036072
oh right i forgot about that after the roster filled out again when phenomaman joined
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:52:35 PM
No.725036361
[Report]
>>725033118
I don't hate cr1tikal
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:53:14 PM
No.725036415
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>>725035574
She's been spying on Robert since he got the job, so I have to imagine she's working for Shroud or something.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:54:25 PM
No.725036493
[Report]
>>725036097
Accept good things when they happen, not everything is going to be a gut punch. But prepare for the punch regardless, nothing wrong with a bit of paranoia.
Anyways congrats on the AI training job and potentially the custom control government job.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:57:09 PM
No.725036690
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>>725034741
Nah, it's just her. The rest of the team is fine, well, as fine as they can be.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 5:58:51 PM
No.725036820
[Report]
1 minute remaining
I hope you fuckers post the steam files as soon as it drops for us pirates
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 6:00:42 PM
No.725036959
[Report]
>>725036918
Just go to pirate bay or something man
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 6:02:29 PM
No.725037071
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>>725036918
just wait on cs.rin anon
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 6:02:49 PM
No.725037092
[Report]
Oh shit, Dispatch got canceled.