Thread 725012998

Queen of /v/

whats crazy is that I look like that

Nobody on this board cares about Gardevoir. Alakazam is a better Psychic and Gallade is the bettwr Kirlia evo.

That's just a stylized human at this point.

>>725013159
P-PLEASE ACCEPT MY MASTER BALL

>>725012998 (OP)
>all future fanart is going to have that dumb hairclip now

Wouldn't it be funny if this wasn't the thread?

>>725012998 (OP)
If only her game didn't absolutely suck

I want to have sex with anon's gardevoir.

>>725013743
there's like 30 pokemon games that include gardevoir

Wives are the best when they can be stuffed in a ball and carried around in your pants.

>>725012998 (OP)
Wrong pic, sorry.

Half of all Gardevoir are biologically male

>male trainer proposes to his childhood partner that's a female Gardevoir

full spinoff series and/or game when

This entire "poketoon" feels intentionally malicious in creating an emotional bond between (you) and a fictional Gamefreak character for the sake of selling more product.
Reminds me of the "make fanatics out of fans" presentation. This isn't out of love or care of the media it's from, it's just disingenuous/gross.
I say this unbiased having spent many days of my life browsing the pokemon tags of e621.

>>725014031
I haven't boughted anything Nintendo-related even once in my life. I will fantasize about a gardewaifu though.

ayo where de brown lolis at
t. Gengar

>>725013165
I never had a chance to like Alakazam because I never had friends that I could trade my Kadabra with

>>725014031
This is why I didn't watch it, I only jerked off to the clip of her horns inflating when she mega evolves
I have no clue what the actual story is

>>725014152
Kadabra was cooler anyway.

>>725014253
>guy met a ralts in kindergarten and spent 15+ years together
>he became an amazon wagie after losing the league because his gardevoid failed to mega evolve
>he drives his wagie mobile through a storm and risks his life to save mr Goldstein's packages
>gardevoir mega evolves and saves him
That's it, it's 8 minutes.

>>725014253
>I only jerked off to the clip of her horns inflating when she mega evolves

>>725013889
retard, you posted the wrong pic twice in a row!
I gotchu

>>725014031
yeah it seemed more like a mcdonalds ad than piece of pokefiction. unless all modern pokemon animations are like that now.

>>725014148
she's the cutest poke loli!

>>725012998 (OP)
>dorky smile
Gard a cute.

>>725014148
I want to touch her hair

>>725012998 (OP)
Gardevoirs are just best pokewaifus

>>725013889
i've seen enough scolipede anal vore to know that you're wrong

>>725014409
Nigga at least post khezu. No one wants lagi's crusty ass.

>>725014784
>No one wants lagi's crusty ass.
says (you)

>>725012998 (OP)
Psychic-types are just superior.

>>725012998 (OP)
Op here,
Wrong pic sry

>>725015260
What did you do to make her upset?

>>725015286
peed in her mouth

>>725015286
I used the flip vertical tool on her mouth in ms paint

>>725015286
No sex this month.

>>725013738
When does it start again?

>>725015286
>I prefer human women

>>725015361
Oof

>>725015361
What if cuckoldry is garde's fetish?

>>725013165
I remember Alakazam being really good up until I think either Gen V or Gen VI kicked it in the balls due to general nerfs to the Psychic type on top of powercreep to the point Mew was no longer considered an Uber and Mewtwo was stuck in Uber BL hell and the megas did nothing to help him.

>>725014852
This looks less like a man romancing a dragon and more like a man cuddling with his beloved pet in the morning.

>>725012998 (OP)
that's not Samus, Reimu, Recette, Midna, Curly or Madotsuki

>>725015329
>month
You mean today. Gardevoirs have needs.

>>725015260
Oui oui monsieur, today ze packages, tomorrow - ze vorld!

>>725015260
>daughter when you tell her it's not Saturday so no candy today

>>725015471
>cuddling <> romance
ok prude

>>725012998 (OP)
Made for Big Immigrant Cocks

I like my Gardevoirs a little... hung.

>>725015260
>I want my children to be human

>>725015642
>gardevoir
>except with a sultry female french voice
Even if it is just her projecting into your mind - trainers stand no chance.

>>725015740
why wouldnt you want kids with psychic powers

>>725015338
This Friday

>>725013159
i've seen countless replies with this sentence, but anons never shown proof....

>>725015778
So many human women have psychic powers they're two trainer classes, the mediums and the psychic.

>>725015703
And subby...

>>725015969
I will put Kwisatz Haderach inside Gardevoir belly.

>>725016248
vore

Zoroark

hello

>>725016282
Life sized plushie when with cookie

>>725016403
Always had a thing for these cats.

Guys, send help, I can't hold my poké for more than 10 seconds

don't know shit about pokemon since like gen 1 when i was a kid but she's super cute

>>725012998 (OP)
queen of pokemon

>>725017057
Why'd you abandon pokemon once pokemania was over?? We needed your numbers

>>725015969
And where do you think they all come from? That’s right, they’re all half-gardevoir.

>>725017089
i never played the games or collected cards I only saw some of the show and the mewtwo movies

>>725012998 (OP)
That's a dude.

Female gardevoir is good for human man

>>725015361
>the joker in the back
KEK

>>725012998 (OP)
Bitch would get spite voted out

>>725018120
Human women don't consent.

>>725013835
Harlan Ellison is gonna sue!

>>725015361
Khyle does it again

>>725018384
it's amazing the kind of grudge /v/ gets over sub-boards.

>>725016282
for me, it's the tailfox

>>725012998 (OP)
Here she is, the Queen of /v/ERTILITY

Why are pokefuckers like this?

>>725013165
lol, nobody likes Gallade, not even gallade likes gallade. dude looks like they hired a 4 year old to design it, and then didn't give the 4 yo time to fix his mistakes.

>>725018941
What can you even do with such a small thing? Why not buy the life size one?

>>725013801
One of them better be Pokemon Snap...

>>725019489
Not everyone buys animal plushies to install onaholes in them.

So, uh, why aren't these Pokétoons being translated or fansubbed?

>>725019472
>nobody likes Gallade

>>725012998 (OP)
Wrong

>>725019760
?

>>725019760
the japanese in the ones I've seen was extremely simple, even for a dekinai like me, use it to learn nip

>>725019868
Remember that time she changed her name to Kursed and ran off to fuck Panther? what were they thinking with that plotline?

>>725019885
Ah, cool. What are the best episodes? I saw the ones with Gardevoir and Primeape.

>>725019987
I think they wanted to give you a multiple ending choice. They just forgot to make said ending good (the game as well)

>>725015673
dear lord
is it really from a monster hunter game? or was this modded in?

do they actually marry or is it just symbolic like "we're just super friends!"

>>725016403
autistic family

>>725015673
Started with Tri, heard the battle theme and had the urge to bash its face in with a hammer.

>>725020256
watch the poketroon, it's 8 minutes long or something