Thread 725018225

You are on a date with Susie, what will you say to break the ice?

just talk about dragonblazers?

>>725018225 (OP)
>I cummed on doessy last night

Check please.

>>725018225 (OP)
"why do almost all lewd artists give you a penis?"

>>725018225 (OP)
>"Wanna go throw cans of pop off a bridge and watch them explode?"

>>725018605
SUSSYMONGUS

>>725018225 (OP)
Wait a minute, I recognize that pub

>>725018225 (OP)
grab the hot sauce and make it into a competition on who can down the whole bottle in one go

>>725018225 (OP)
I too think furries are degenerates

>>725018572
>game "jokes" about susie having a "tail"

>>725018225 (OP)
>reloads save file so I can do Snowgrave instead

>>725018908
Forget about the rose, Toby cutting that line is gay as fuck

>>725018301
watr

And people are wondering why AI is winning, here is your fixed pic OP, Susie isn't a fucking vampire

>>725020884
...You need AI to create a reflection?
That's sad. Zoomers are a lost cause.

>>725018225 (OP)
>Dont you think it’s time for you to apologize for your past abusive behavior?

>>725018225 (OP)
I don't know the first thing about clothes. Literally all I can do is tell you if something is clothes or not...
This bench! Not clothes~

>>725019609
>deltarune fans when the vicious bully with concerning sociopathic tendencies says something slightly problematic

I would never date a fat fucking ugly ligger

>>725018225 (OP)
wanna spitroast Noelle?

>noelle asking susie to play her sister's guitar? BAD AND UNHEALTHY BECAUSE SHE'S PROJECTING DESS INTO SUSIE
>kris taking susie to dinner and drawing bullshit in the windows like he used to with asriel (who is not around and hr misses)? GOOD AND HEALTHY NOTHING WRONG WITH IT
explain this one to me shiptards

>>725018225 (OP)
I want to kill myself

>>725018225 (OP)
You like jazz?

>>725018225 (OP)
"We'll bang, okay?"

>>725018225 (OP)
So uh, Kris’s big bro sure is sexy, yeah?

>>725018225 (OP)
>>725018605
>Wanna go shoot at cans of White Claw afterwards?
>Got a bottle of moonshine from my grandpops, bet I can outdrink you
>Yo, check these menthol ciggies. Let's go and give 'em a taste. Don't want to? You can taste it even without smoking after I'm done with one *wink wink*

>>725018225 (OP)
"Ever wonder if the hot sauce is, like, free free. Could I just grab and drink one of these bottles?"

>>725018225 (OP)
How do I talk to women

>>725018225 (OP)
Susie I have a macrophilia fetish and I want you to tower over me like Godzilla and eat me while and die in your stomach. Conversely, I want to be shrunken down and shoved into your panties and pushed deep into your purple dino pussy.

Both responses would be
...dude you're a freak...but not gonna lie. That's pretty hot

>>725020940
it takes less than 30 seconds to do it,
You are going to be replaced

>>725019236
Kris isn’t THAT short

>>725026590
Some humans are so lucky