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Anonymous No.725018225 [Report] >>725018348 >>725018572 >>725018605 >>725018826 >>725018857 >>725018908 >>725019236 >>725021062 >>725021120 >>725021385 >>725021649 >>725021658 >>725022180 >>725023318 >>725023475 >>725023796 >>725023802 >>725024262
You are on a date with Susie, what will you say to break the ice?
Anonymous No.725018301 [Report] >>725020657
just talk about dragonblazers?
Anonymous No.725018348 [Report]
>>725018225 (OP)
>I cummed on doessy last night
Anonymous No.725018528 [Report]
Check please.
Anonymous No.725018572 [Report] >>725019053
>>725018225 (OP)
"why do almost all lewd artists give you a penis?"
Anonymous No.725018605 [Report] >>725018817 >>725023475
>>725018225 (OP)
>"Wanna go throw cans of pop off a bridge and watch them explode?"
Anonymous No.725018748 [Report]
>"yiff in hell abomination!"
Anonymous No.725018817 [Report]
>>725018605
SUSSYMONGUS
Anonymous No.725018826 [Report]
>>725018225 (OP)
Wait a minute, I recognize that pub
Anonymous No.725018857 [Report]
>>725018225 (OP)
grab the hot sauce and make it into a competition on who can down the whole bottle in one go
Anonymous No.725018908 [Report] >>725019609
>>725018225 (OP)
I too think furries are degenerates
Anonymous No.725019053 [Report]
>>725018572
>game "jokes" about susie having a "tail"
Anonymous No.725019142 [Report]
>you hear about videogames?
Anonymous No.725019236 [Report] >>725026590
>>725018225 (OP)
>reloads save file so I can do Snowgrave instead
Anonymous No.725019468 [Report]
>You ever get that uncomfortable feeling in your pants after jacking it where you don't want to bend over or move about too much because you're worried about how weird the moistness would feel on your leg or whatever?
Anonymous No.725019609 [Report] >>725021181
>>725018908
Forget about the rose, Toby cutting that line is gay as fuck
Anonymous No.725020657 [Report]
>>725018301
watr
Anonymous No.725020884 [Report] >>725020940
And people are wondering why AI is winning, here is your fixed pic OP, Susie isn't a fucking vampire
Anonymous No.725020940 [Report] >>725026554
>>725020884
...You need AI to create a reflection?
That's sad. Zoomers are a lost cause.
Anonymous No.725021062 [Report]
>>725018225 (OP)
>Dont you think it’s time for you to apologize for your past abusive behavior?
Anonymous No.725021114 [Report]
>you smell better than usual
Anonymous No.725021120 [Report]
>>725018225 (OP)
I don't know the first thing about clothes. Literally all I can do is tell you if something is clothes or not...
This bench! Not clothes~
Anonymous No.725021181 [Report]
>>725019609
>deltarune fans when the vicious bully with concerning sociopathic tendencies says something slightly problematic
Anonymous No.725021352 [Report]
I would never date a fat fucking ugly ligger
Anonymous No.725021385 [Report]
>>725018225 (OP)
wanna spitroast Noelle?
Anonymous No.725021592 [Report]
>noelle asking susie to play her sister's guitar? BAD AND UNHEALTHY BECAUSE SHE'S PROJECTING DESS INTO SUSIE
>kris taking susie to dinner and drawing bullshit in the windows like he used to with asriel (who is not around and hr misses)? GOOD AND HEALTHY NOTHING WRONG WITH IT
explain this one to me shiptards
Anonymous No.725021649 [Report]
>>725018225 (OP)
I want to kill myself
Anonymous No.725021658 [Report]
>>725018225 (OP)
You like jazz?
Anonymous No.725021680 [Report]
>uh, found any cool sticks recently?
Anonymous No.725022180 [Report]
>>725018225 (OP)
"We'll bang, okay?"
Anonymous No.725023318 [Report]
>>725018225 (OP)
So uh, Kris’s big bro sure is sexy, yeah?
Anonymous No.725023475 [Report]
>>725018225 (OP)
>>725018605
>Wanna go shoot at cans of White Claw afterwards?
>Got a bottle of moonshine from my grandpops, bet I can outdrink you
>Yo, check these menthol ciggies. Let's go and give 'em a taste. Don't want to? You can taste it even without smoking after I'm done with one *wink wink*
Anonymous No.725023796 [Report]
>>725018225 (OP)
"Ever wonder if the hot sauce is, like, free free. Could I just grab and drink one of these bottles?"
Anonymous No.725023802 [Report]
>>725018225 (OP)
How do I talk to women
Anonymous No.725024262 [Report]
>>725018225 (OP)
Susie I have a macrophilia fetish and I want you to tower over me like Godzilla and eat me while and die in your stomach. Conversely, I want to be shrunken down and shoved into your panties and pushed deep into your purple dino pussy.

Both responses would be
...dude you're a freak...but not gonna lie. That's pretty hot
Anonymous No.725026554 [Report]
>>725020940
it takes less than 30 seconds to do it,
You are going to be replaced
Anonymous No.725026590 [Report] >>725026684
>>725019236
Kris isn’t THAT short
Anonymous No.725026684 [Report]
>>725026590
Some humans are so lucky