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Anonymous No.725020607 [Report] >>725021296 >>725021515 >>725021798 >>725022462 >>725024110 >>725036538
too much content is a bad thing
Anonymous No.725020728 [Report] >>725020790 >>725023679 >>725032382
nu-hitman is somehow even more on-rails than absolution, idk how they even managed that.
Anonymous No.725020790 [Report]
>>725020728
>I have not played the game
It gives you the most freedom out of any of the Hitman games
Anonymous No.725021026 [Report]
3 games worth of content and an infinitley replayable gamemode
Coop mode soon and when the modders finally crack the code, it will also be completly offline

it's the gift that keeps on givin
Anonymous No.725021296 [Report] >>725021578 >>725021678 >>725032382
>>725020607 (OP)
>the "content":
>kill target while dressed as clown
>kill target while dressed as chef
>kill target while drinking Mountain Dew(tm)
>kill target while eating McDonalds (I'm lovin' it!)
>kill target but it's Sean Bean
Anonymous No.725021515 [Report]
>>725020607 (OP)
>Showdown is in the shittiest Map
Welp it was a good run.
Anonymous No.725021578 [Report]
>>725021296
Yes as opposed to Hitman 2's no running in the halls policy and ko syringes that last 30 seconds
or C47 hardly counting as a stealth game
Absolution with bad and linear levels?
Only Contracts and Blood Money can be considered the good hitmen games and those are now decades old, Numan kept the spirit with much needed changes and a lot more freedom to do whatever you want in a big sandbox
Anonymous No.725021678 [Report] >>725022642
>>725021296
>if i list the objectives surely i will seem intelligent and not the complete opposite, as a drooling retard who omits the methodology
>all racing games are the same because you have to drive a track in a car
fucking spastic lmao
Anonymous No.725021709 [Report] >>725021848 >>725022310 >>725022418 >>725032382
isn't this the game where everyone has american accents regardless of the country the mission is set in?
Anonymous No.725021798 [Report]
>>725020607 (OP)
pic unrelated
Anonymous No.725021848 [Report] >>725033708
>>725021709
only 2016
Anonymous No.725022310 [Report]
>>725021709
they even comment on it in one of the missions
>how are you liking Argentina, miss?
>*sigh*, same as everywhere: full of americans
Anonymous No.725022418 [Report]
>>725021709
Unfortunately they stopped doing that after the first game. Shame, it added to the charm. Infinitely better than having to listen to jeets.
Anonymous No.725022462 [Report]
>>725020607 (OP)
kek
Anonymous No.725022642 [Report]
>>725021678
lol relax autismo it's a joke
but it really isn't THAT much content when most of it is just running through the same checklist after getting SA
and don't get me started on the 3 whole VAs in a 50+ hour game...
Anonymous No.725023679 [Report] >>725032382
>>725020728
the worst thing about nu-hitman is that it requires the player to setup the game on his own.
>buy the correct version (lol)
>disable the mission stories (must have)
>disable instinct (for a harder playthrough)
>mod out those fucking cringe machines diana and lucas (optional, but do you really want to listen to their yapping?)
otherwise the game is absolutely amazing
Anonymous No.725024110 [Report]
>>725020607 (OP)
It is really decent when you just do the main hits the levels are designed for, especially on subsequent playthroughs spaced out over a long time as the levels are often larger it is hard to remember the entire map and unique stuff so when you replay it, its often like playing the mission from scratch again.
H3 missions thoigh, most are shit.
Dartmoor while a great cluedo whodunnit mystery if you follow the obvious dress as the investigator way but I went full suit and managed to SA suit only the first time ever playing it. Don't even think i restarted the mission at all. its very small, simple and compact.
I pretty much did the same with dubai, though it is a kind of starter mission for the game.
Then fuck crapainthian mountain. I feel like I was robbed, we only got have a "game" and most of the extra content was locked behind a day one DLC too.
It does have berlin and chonquing though which are top tier.
Which ironically the most complex level in teh 3 games is H2 mumbai so much they said they wont do any ETs on that mission. Its massive and so much shit ging on. Honestly the best level of the 3 games. H2 has the best maps of the 3
Anonymous No.725024862 [Report] >>725025606
granted i haven't been in 20 years but i don't remember paris having bigger uglier modern buildings looming in the distance
Anonymous No.725025606 [Report] >>725026747
>>725024862
There's some of them but not in such an axis and close to the centre (it's forbidden to make 12+ stories building where those are shown). Aside from the tour Montparnasse but we don't talk about that. Then further along there are the marvels of pic related which are the closer to the god-awful international style (which are actually really expensive).
Anonymous No.725026747 [Report]
>>725025606
knew i wasnt crazy, thanks anon
have a drowning hag with clipping panties for your effort
and as a bump because hitman threads are slow
Anonymous No.725028830 [Report]
Anonymous No.725029741 [Report] >>725030271 >>725032382
Is it worth buying Part One? or wait for discounts on the others?
Anonymous No.725030271 [Report]
>>725029741
hitman 2016 for 6 dollars? alright price i guess
certainly wouldnt regret it myself
Anonymous No.725032382 [Report]
>>725020728
>>725021296
>>725021709
>>725023679
>>725029741
this is why i uninstalled
Anonymous No.725033708 [Report]
>>725021848
2016 literally has a full japanese dub because they were still under square enix back then
Anonymous No.725036538 [Report] >>725036926
>>725020607 (OP)
>always online singleplayer game
>live service
>time gated content
never touching this dogshit, not even if it's free
Anonymous No.725036926 [Report]
>>725036538
peacock mod