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Anonymous No.725020990 [Report] >>725021032 >>725021434 >>725021554 >>725021927 >>725023486 >>725024094 >>725024217 >>725031130 >>725031374 >>725031561 >>725032229 >>725033398
Did anyone actually fall for this?
Anonymous No.725021032 [Report] >>725021173 >>725021216 >>725023226 >>725024578 >>725024952 >>725026548 >>725026902 >>725029486 >>725029894 >>725035171 >>725035661 >>725036067
>>725020990 (OP)
Why does B put on sneakers?
Anonymous No.725021173 [Report]
>>725021032
To help you run away after shoplifting potions Jamal.
Anonymous No.725021216 [Report] >>725021247
>>725021032
There are no sneakers in the game
Anonymous No.725021247 [Report] >>725021380 >>725021837 >>725022031 >>725025372
>>725021216
You must be over 18 and American to post here.
Anonymous No.725021380 [Report] >>725021457
>>725021247
What if you improve your vocabulary?
Anonymous No.725021434 [Report] >>725032478
>>725020990 (OP)
was very surreal suddenly seeing all the people make posts about this, it's literally nothing
Anonymous No.725021457 [Report] >>725021783
>>725021380
I wish autistic people understood humor. :(
Anonymous No.725021554 [Report]
>>725020990 (OP)
No, but the aura was unreal.
Anonymous No.725021783 [Report] >>725021842 >>725035661
>>725021457
You should wish to be funnier and more creative, so you could make people laugh.
Anonymous No.725021837 [Report]
>>725021247
Wtf you ruined the joke train
Anonymous No.725021842 [Report] >>725023340
>>725021783
>doesn't understand
>explain
>"m-maybe you should learn Portuguese like me!"
>mock him for not getting a basic form of humor
>"m-maybe you should be funny like Brazilian comedians!"
Anonymous No.725021927 [Report]
>>725020990 (OP)
My pawns always did
Anonymous No.725022031 [Report] >>725022091 >>725032456
>>725021247
They are called alls in the rest of the world.
>hey, gimme back my alls.
Anonymous No.725022091 [Report] >>725022881 >>725032456
>>725022031
We call them Chucks in the USA, but everyone knows the brand itself.
Anonymous No.725022881 [Report]
>>725022091
As in formerly Sneed?
Anonymous No.725023226 [Report]
>>725021032
Sensible chuckle
Anonymous No.725023340 [Report]
>>725021842
You'll never be entertaining, salty.
Anonymous No.725023382 [Report] >>725023873
is the ease of dodging the boulder being a cover for how much ass fucking your about to get lost on you people?
Anonymous No.725023486 [Report]
>>725020990 (OP)
That one!
Anonymous No.725023568 [Report] >>725025075
This game felt like an unfinished piece of shit. Still finished it tho.
Anonymous No.725023873 [Report] >>725024129
>>725023382
I fucking hate bandits
Anonymous No.725023939 [Report] >>725024129
The she goat got splatted by a boulder like a fucking retard
That's when I learned to always cheese escort quests by putting a teleport stone down
Anonymous No.725024040 [Report] >>725024113 >>725031591
Anonymous No.725024094 [Report]
>>725020990 (OP)
I don't even remember there being a boulder in that section
Anonymous No.725024113 [Report]
>>725024040
Uh, you don't get to bring pawns.
Anonymous No.725024129 [Report] >>725025096 >>725026846
>>725023873
You just gotta press the shield button instead of trying to mash them all to death.

>>725023939
I just ignore notice board quests. What an absolute waste of time.
Anonymous No.725024217 [Report] >>725024257
>>725020990 (OP)
No, but what happens next is hilarious.
Anonymous No.725024257 [Report]
>>725024217
I love open worlds with gateway encounters like this
Anonymous No.725024578 [Report] >>725029749
>>725021032
Shut up
Anonymous No.725024952 [Report]
>>725021032
im 35 and in western europe and dont get this joke
Anonymous No.725025075 [Report] >>725031831
>>725023568
>This game felt like an unfinished piece of shit
It's a franchise tradition at this point
Anonymous No.725025096 [Report]
>>725024129
I'm a strider so no shield, it's my pawns that fail me then my stamina
Anonymous No.725025335 [Report] >>725025375
Goblins ill like fire.
Anonymous No.725025372 [Report] >>725027220
>>725021247
>americ*n
why would anyone want to be a thirdworlder?
Anonymous No.725025375 [Report] >>725025448
>>725025335
Are they weak to anything else?
Anonymous No.725025448 [Report] >>725025523
>>725025375
torpor
Anonymous No.725025523 [Report]
>>725025448
Pretty sure there's a line about them being weak to fire and ice both
it's a lie
Anonymous No.725025574 [Report] >>725025804
My pawn is the cutest.
Anonymous No.725025804 [Report] >>725026449 >>725035308
>>725025574
Post her.
I haven't played in over a month, but I doubt anyone hired my level 40 something fighter pawn.
Anonymous No.725026449 [Report] >>725035308
>>725025804
I'll post her when I get back home, if this thread is still up by then.
Anonymous No.725026548 [Report] >>725029749
>>725021032
I hate that this got a chuckle out of me.
Anonymous No.725026846 [Report]
>>725024129
>getting ass kicked by gigabandit
>suddenly, pawn grabs him
>he's immobilized and I can actually damage him
That's when I knew the combat in this game was based.
Anonymous No.725026902 [Report]
>>725021032
Nigero (TL Notes: Run Away Nigger)
Anonymous No.725027220 [Report] >>725029749
>>725025372
found the turd worlder
Anonymous No.725028865 [Report] >>725029616
Maddy sexo
Anonymous No.725029486 [Report] >>725029749
>>725021032
kek
Anonymous No.725029616 [Report]
>>725028865
Made for big seneschal cock
Anonymous No.725029749 [Report] >>725031885
>>725024578
>>725026548
>>725027220
>>725029486
Samefag
Anonymous No.725029894 [Report]
>>725021032
Anonymous No.725030274 [Report]
I enjoy making hebe arisens and pawns. Photo mode sucks on console tho.
Anonymous No.725031130 [Report]
>>725020990 (OP)
I think about this moment a lot
Anonymous No.725031286 [Report]
Toss a coin to your witcher
Anonymous No.725031374 [Report]
>>725020990 (OP)
Huge DD fan be like yoooo anyone remember this meme from the first two hours of gameplay xD
Anonymous No.725031561 [Report]
>>725020990 (OP)
Dragon's Dogshit lmao
Anonymous No.725031591 [Report]
>>725024040
BANE
I'VE COME TO BARGAIN
Anonymous No.725031831 [Report]
>>725025075
now if only they continued the tradition of somewhat fixing it with an expansion pack...

no DD2: Dark Arisen fucking hurts so much bros
Anonymous No.725031885 [Report] >>725032326
>>725029749
Don't talk to me you're brown
Anonymous No.725032229 [Report]
>>725020990 (OP)
>Did anyone actually fall for this?
N... No...
Anonymous No.725032326 [Report] >>725033205
>>725031885
>phone-fag
>calls someone brown
The irony.
Anonymous No.725032456 [Report] >>725038445
>>725022091
>>725022031
Aren't they called high-tops?
Anonymous No.725032478 [Report]
>>725021434
the comedy of something malicious being visible far away is pretty basic to grasp unless youre sincerely autistic, which im not going to make fun of you for, im just letting you know its a fairly easy concept to grasp
Anonymous No.725033205 [Report] >>725035173
>>725032326
I'm lounging in bed, sue me
Anonymous No.725033398 [Report]
>>725020990 (OP)
This is the best WRPG we've got so far. Shit like TES and Witcher are both solo adventure zelda-likes and don't belong in the category.
Anonymous No.725034280 [Report] >>725035115
Thoughts?
Anonymous No.725035115 [Report]
>>725034280
It bears the head of a cock!
Anonymous No.725035171 [Report]
>>725021032
Got a light chuckle out of me
Anonymous No.725035173 [Report] >>725036734
>>725033205
rise and grind bro, get out of bed or youre brown. only brown people laze about all day or whatever
Anonymous No.725035308 [Report] >>725035369
>>725026449
>>725025804
Here you go.
Anonymous No.725035369 [Report] >>725035549
>>725035308
Ah, I remember seeing that in some other thread.
Very brine-able.
Anonymous No.725035549 [Report]
>>725035369
Rude
Anonymous No.725035559 [Report] >>725037464
Anonymous No.725035661 [Report]
>>725021783
>enter thread
>see posts laughing at >>725021032
>see this post
Thanks for the second laugh retardbro.
Anonymous No.725035952 [Report] >>725036164
I think Symone is cute
Anonymous No.725036067 [Report]
>>725021032
Took me a while jesus fuck
Anonymous No.725036164 [Report]
>>725035952
SYMONE HEE-HEE
Anonymous No.725036734 [Report]
>>725035173
Fine, fine
Anonymous No.725037464 [Report]
>>725035559
fucking kek
Anonymous No.725038445 [Report]
>>725032456
"Chucks" are specifically those high tops by Converse, named after Chuck Taylor.