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I start my new job as an attorney next week. How should I maximize the last vestige of my NEETlife for the next few days? What games should I play?
Anonymous No.725026591 [Report] >>725026631 >>725027417 >>725034229
>>725026468 (OP)
I don't fucking know, stop asking stupid questions
Anonymous No.725026631 [Report]
>>725026591
it’s not a stupid question anon just wants to maximize the time he has left before wage slavery
Anonymous No.725026691 [Report]
Play trails in the sky and enjoy the last bit of your humanity before you sell it to the Jews at the bar and become a vampire.
Anonymous No.725026783 [Report] >>725026871 >>725029548 >>725048396
Happy for you OP
I just got offered a new job as a schoolteacher twenty minutes ago and I'm in the exact same boat.
Gonna wrap up the games I am currently playing ASAP and try to squeeze in one more before I start. For me, it's gonna be Bayonetta 2.
My advice would be to stick to a smaller single player experience that you can feel satisfied in knocking off your backlog.
Anonymous No.725026871 [Report]
>>725026783
I need to finish Bayonetta 2 as well might be a solid option
Anonymous No.725026892 [Report] >>725027067
>>725026468 (OP)
Play Rogue Trader. It's too big for wagies to play.
Anonymous No.725026904 [Report]
>>725026468 (OP)
Fuck off normie nigger
You were never a NEET
Anonymous No.725027067 [Report] >>725027146
>>725026892
is it the best intro to Warhammer? Never played them before.
Anonymous No.725027146 [Report] >>725027178
>>725027067
It's a very good intro to 40k. It does a fantastic job of creating the world, as a rogue trader you get to see a lot of different settings/people, and the music is great.
Anonymous No.725027178 [Report] >>725027235 >>725065313
>>725027146
damn that sounds cool actually thanks for the rec anon!
Anonymous No.725027235 [Report]
>>725027178
Enjoy
Anonymous No.725027310 [Report] >>725027424 >>725073323
>>725026468 (OP)
Ace Attorney
Anonymous No.725027417 [Report] >>725027514 >>725029994 >>725030476 >>725046578 >>725053110 >>725066880 >>725073465
>>725026468 (OP)
>>725026591
>I start my new job as an attorney next week

LLMAOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.725027424 [Report]
>>725027310
Haha it might be good prep actually although I likely won’t be in the courtroom for a year or so
Anonymous No.725027476 [Report] >>725027579 >>725027652
>>725026468 (OP)
I don't get how you could be licensed attorney but also be a neet?
Anonymous No.725027480 [Report]
>>725026468 (OP)
that pizza looking yummy as fuck
you should start off by enjoying it for me
Anonymous No.725027514 [Report] >>725029831 >>725031916
>>725027417
attorneys make bank anon he’s gonna be fine unlike you however
Anonymous No.725027579 [Report] >>725027639 >>725027652
>>725027476
just because you pass the bar doesn’t mean you’re automatically given a job
Anonymous No.725027639 [Report] >>725027734
>>725027579
so what he passes it 2 years ago and just doesn't look for a job? after studying to pass the bar?
Anonymous No.725027652 [Report] >>725028163
>>725027476
Picrel should clear things up for you.
>>725027579
Tell me mr lawyer, what does the "T" stand for?
Anonymous No.725027734 [Report] >>725049665
>>725027639
It’s harder than you think especially if you didn’t go to a tier one law school. In Real Estate for example the market is so bad firms don’t want to hire new attorneys starting out.
Anonymous No.725027791 [Report]
>>725026468 (OP)
>Attorney
Judging by this image it's with a shit tier firm out in flyover country.
Anonymous No.725027967 [Report] >>725028041 >>725028047 >>725028161 >>725028262 >>725043882 >>725050482
How did you go from neet to attorney instantly? Isn't there supposed to be a middle ground before landing such a high profile job? Either way congratz. Play hotline miami. You can complete 1 in like 4hrs. High octane ultraviolence with 80's miami neon vibes. Really good soundtrack as well
Anonymous No.725028041 [Report] >>725028341 >>725080658
>>725027967
Had to take the bar a couple times and the job search has been brutal (but honestly I half assed applications because I wanted to enjoy the NEETlife for a few more months)
Anonymous No.725028047 [Report] >>725049665
>>725027967
Normally you'd have to do internships or be a legal clerk, paralegal. OP must have an in, it's always who you know not what you know.
Anonymous No.725028161 [Report]
>>725027967
The idea of summer associates is dead. You can go to law school and pass the bar without interning unless your state requires it.
Anonymous No.725028163 [Report]
>>725027652
Anonymous No.725028262 [Report] >>725028778 >>725048396
>>725027967
If you are trained in a job you are not a NEET. OP is a faggot and a shit lawyer
Anonymous No.725028341 [Report] >>725028447
>>725028041
Damn, congratulations for finally finishing it. How hard was the bar?
Anonymous No.725028391 [Report] >>725048396
>>725026468 (OP)
If you’re going to be an attorney, I have a sneaking suspicion you weren’t NEET.
Anonymous No.725028447 [Report] >>725028917 >>725043379 >>725048396
>>725028341
I took the Florida Bar and it was hard asf. Failed the first time by 3 points I was so pissed but locked in and passed it the next try. I know New York and California are allegedly harder but Florida is no joke. Some states are a lot easier though so depends on where you live.
Anonymous No.725028574 [Report]
phoenix wright
Anonymous No.725028778 [Report] >>725028986 >>725029104
>>725028262
>If you are trained in a job you are not a NEET.
Tell me again please, what does NEET stand for, you fucking retard?
Anonymous No.725028845 [Report] >>725028983 >>725029112
>>725026468 (OP)
>anon lies on the internet
>retards treat it as if this wasn't the case
This board is FUCKED desu t.bh
Anonymous No.725028917 [Report]
>>725028447
Congratulations! Make sure to celebrate your achievment. Not everyone can say the passed the bar. Now it's time for the money to roll in
Anonymous No.725028983 [Report] >>725029071
>>725028845
Kill yourself.
Anonymous No.725028986 [Report] >>725029065
>>725028778
Not him
The T stands for training right? If he's in training he's not a neet
Anonymous No.725029065 [Report] >>725029192 >>725029743 >>725046812
>>725028986
>If he's in training he's not a neet
Exactly. Now tell me, is there a difference between being in training and being trained in something?
Anonymous No.725029071 [Report]
>>725028983
Uh oh... melty?
Anonymous No.725029104 [Report]
>>725028778
You're the neet that went to school and passed the bar, why don't you tell me you faggot
Anonymous No.725029112 [Report] >>725029480 >>725031121 >>725048478
>>725028845
I wish I was lying lmao. I wish I had made a successful indie game like I always dreamed instead of falling into this harsh career. I still want to make a game in whatever spare time I’ll have but this is not what I wanted that’s for sure.
Anonymous No.725029137 [Report] >>725029706 >>725049054
>>725026468 (OP)
How do you go from NEET directly to attorney? I thought law school was really demanding
Anonymous No.725029139 [Report] >>725029730 >>725029803 >>725032110 >>725036879
>go to school for mechanical engineering
>get my professional engineer license too
>work for 6 years, burn out, realize I hate it
>go on disability and collect $4k/mo to be a NEET
>benefits run out in March
I don't know what I'm gonna do. I have lots of money saved and don't want to work.
Anonymous No.725029192 [Report]
>>725029065
One letter down. 3 more to go buddy
Anonymous No.725029220 [Report]
>>725026468 (OP)
Nice, you'll make good money at least.
I work from home doing an office job, and while the pay is nothing compared to what you'll get I spend most of the day doing whatever I want and shitposting on 4chan.
Anonymous No.725029480 [Report]
>>725029112
>I wish I had made a successful indie game like I always dreamed
Oh trust me you're much better off if what you say is true. Congrats on making something of your life instead of waiting for life to hand you a golden egg like most of these jaded fuckers. I graduate with my BS in HCA next year. Not what I saw myself doing a few years ago either but here we are.
Anonymous No.725029548 [Report]
>>725026783
>schoolteacher
Ouch. I knew a guy who quit that during the lockdowns because the kids online had to turn their cameras off for legal reasons and they were clearly playing vidya, jacking off and watching TV instead of listening to the lessons.
Anonymous No.725029706 [Report]
>>725029137
NEET as a term has been abused by normalfags who want to larp as losers even if they're in college and on track for successful careers.
Anonymous No.725029730 [Report] >>725032341
>>725029139
>go on disability and collect $4k/mo to be a NEET
>benefits run out in March
so the 4k are because you paid into the system on a high salary for 6 years, right? that's what runs out and you'll be down to just a small sum for disability? and it won't be enough? honestly if I had a credible disability I would never work again. when you have a job you just spend all your energy at work, then are too tired and lazy to enjoy the money.
Anonymous No.725029743 [Report] >>725030075
>>725029065
Doesn't really matter. He's a neet atp in time lol. He may have his diploma and shit but he's still a neet atm
Anonymous No.725029772 [Report]
If you got a job as an attorney you were definitely never a NEET
Anonymous No.725029803 [Report] >>725032341
>>725029139
How do you get 4+k dollars per month as a neet? I only get 1300 dollars
Anonymous No.725029831 [Report] >>725029871 >>725029909 >>725081009
>>725027514
>attorneys make bank
They also spend every waking hour in the office and have 0 personal life. OP is trading "time but no money" for "money but no time".
Anonymous No.725029871 [Report]
>>725029831
Don't forget the rampant substance abuse
Anonymous No.725029909 [Report] >>725030017
>>725029831
that’s only if you’re working in big law and making a quarter mill a year from year one. Not my situation, most likely 45 hours a week which isn’t the worst thing possible.
Anonymous No.725029994 [Report] >>725030093 >>725030148 >>725030156 >>725030358 >>725049778 >>725052764 >>725085174 >>725088240
>>725027417
UK NEET here.

I have a chill studio apartment in the 2nd richest part of London. The government pays my rent. Get enough NEETbux to afford basic necessities and vidya. That's all I need. Not slaving for a system where average-looking men are worthless.

I honestly don't understand the incentive for why a mediocre male would ever work.
Anonymous No.725030017 [Report] >>725048565
>>725029909
So what kind of work does an attorney do? Are you going to be defending cartel members and shit? Make sure granny doesn't get fucked over by the government?
Anonymous No.725030075 [Report] >>725030359
>>725029743
not him but being out of work and being a neet isn't the same thing.
Anonymous No.725030093 [Report] >>725030235 >>725030265
>>725029994
>I have a chill studio apartment in the 2nd richest part of London. The government pays my rent.
How. London is an overpriced shithole.
Anonymous No.725030148 [Report] >>725030547
>>725029994
How is the goverment paying you shit? do people just come on 4chan to make shit up?
Anonymous No.725030156 [Report] >>725030287 >>725030547 >>725030669
>>725029994
To get a girlfriend anon and one day a house, career achievements you are proud of are the motivating force for this.
t.PhD fag in the arts who has NEETed before.
Anonymous No.725030235 [Report]
>>725030093
He didn't tell you about his mental disability because it doesn't fit the narrative but that's what it takes to be able to do this and even then every govt tries to cut Incapacity benefit or whatever Benny's are topping up his payments. I'm all for exploiting the system, this however is the reality of it.
Anonymous No.725030265 [Report] >>725051256
>>725030093
Because I was born here and I'm in the social housing system.

London is basically
>be lucky enough to have a council (social housing) apartment and pay very little
>have to rent on the private market over 1k a month for a shared apartment where your landlord will raise the rent every year
Anonymous No.725030287 [Report] >>725030917
>>725030156
The last two make sense, just getting a job for some pussy seems like a terrible idea. honestly doing anything just to get some pussy is a bad idea.
Anonymous No.725030358 [Report] >>725034903
>>725029994
Id rather die a slave than set foot in the uk
Anonymous No.725030359 [Report] >>725030484
>>725030075
What's the difference then?
Anonymous No.725030428 [Report]
if my mom died id be free and become a pure neet and free from all obligations.
just counting the days until she finally is gone
>needs a job to have a gf
cope. whore is leeching off you for free ride
>owning a house
until you miss 1 tax payment then the county takes it and sells it
you own nothing
Anonymous No.725030476 [Report]
>>725027417
>will never own a home
Okay, but all the rest are wild pessimistic assumptions. For both dudes.
Anonymous No.725030484 [Report] >>725030596
>>725030359
Neets don't look for work. An employed person is fired and looks for a job, a neets normal state is being jobless.
it's like leaving your house for a couple of hours and saying you're homeless.
Anonymous No.725030547 [Report] >>725030917 >>725088503
>>725030148
>How is the goverment paying you shit?
Are you in Peru or something? Pretty much every first world country has some sort of disability/welfare/NEETbux system.

>>725030156
>To get a girlfriend anon
Getting and keeping a gf is about looks, which you're either born with or not. I guess if you have a very high salary job to save for surgeries that could be incentive to work but somehow I don't think the majority of average wagies are doing that. They're just living paycheck to paycheck slaving for no pussy.

>one day a house
Why do you need an entire house?
> career achievements
Literal goy speak, what the fuck?
Anonymous No.725030596 [Report] >>725030782 >>725030904 >>725047162
>>725030484
no, that is not what NEET means. NEET just means you're not currently doing any of those things (EET). your headcanon is muddying the waters. NEETs can apply for jobs, they just can't get one.
Anonymous No.725030653 [Report]
>>725026468 (OP)
You are slop.
Anonymous No.725030669 [Report] >>725030917
>>725030156
You'd be surprised how many jobless losers get girlfriends and impregnate them anon. Not being able to pull a GF while being a neet is a cope, so many losers can get GF it really is just have a lot of aura/swag/charisma, whatever you want to call it.
Women for some reason fool themselves into thinking they can solve all these problems, much to their mother's dismay.
I, too, used to think without a good job you'd get no GF, but it's just not true.
Anonymous No.725030760 [Report] >>725030840 >>725031304 >>725031967
>>725026468 (OP)
This thread was depressing me. I was about to hide it. But then I thought "that's silly don't let anons success make you sad you dumb idiot". So nevermind.
Anonymous No.725030782 [Report] >>725031389 >>725038051 >>725052079 >>725052628
>>725030596
No you're retarded. NEET is a lifestyle choice by people who have given up on society. When someone calls someone a NEET they're not calling them a plumber who got fired and is sending out job applications doing interviews but getting declined.
They're calling you a guy who isn't doing any of that and isn't even engaging in any of that.
Anonymous No.725030840 [Report]
>>725030760
A job is only a step in success. You still have to save for many years to buy a house and eventually own your own land. It’s a process you can begin at any time anon don’t lose hope.
Anonymous No.725030904 [Report]
>>725030596
Post a screenshot of the definition nigger
Anonymous No.725030917 [Report] >>725031189
>>725030287
>For some pussy
I said a girlfriend you incel freak
>>725030547
If you are below a 6 it has always been a struggle to get a gf. Zoomers today pretend like this wasn't assumed to begin with or that it's only happened because of dating apps.
>>725030669
There is not stability in a long term relationship if you have a MCJob anon also the power dynamics are fucked. Getting a gf and keeping one are two different games as one other anon mentioned.
Anonymous No.725031121 [Report] >>725031267 >>725031486
>>725029112
>this is not what I wanted that’s for sure
So you just stumbled into law school and passing the bar? Goals that extremely ambitious go-getters strive for and fail all the time?
Anonymous No.725031189 [Report] >>725031268 >>725031396
>>725030917
>If you are below a 6 it has always been a struggle to get a gf.
No, this is only a pretty recent thing.
Anonymous No.725031267 [Report] >>725049054
>>725031121
I was getting older and only had my shitty poli sci degree. Had to do something.
Anonymous No.725031268 [Report]
>>725031189
>This is a recent thing
As a boomer I can say that it is not.
Anonymous No.725031304 [Report]
>>725030760
Step away from the screen and go for a walk
Anonymous No.725031389 [Report] >>725031917 >>725032021 >>725065706
>>725030782
Isn't that hikkikimori?
Anonymous No.725031396 [Report] >>725031530
>>725031189
If you are below a 6 why do you deserve love? When people see you it on public they recoil. You suck the aura from any room. No one enjoys your company. So I ask again. What makes you a 5 or less worthy of a gf?
Anonymous No.725031486 [Report]
>>725031121
>extremely ambitious go-getters
having ambition and drive does not imply having intelligence
Anonymous No.725031530 [Report] >>725031569 >>725077371
>>725031396
I am a 5 and i'm still a virgin. Even though i've had the opportunity to lose it 13 times. Rejected all of them, each for a good reason. Hell i was even invited to lose my virginity in a threesome with 2 chicks. It's all about charisma dude
Anonymous No.725031569 [Report] >>725031684
>>725031530
>13 times
Just admit the girls where ugly anon. This is the one place you can be honest.
Anonymous No.725031684 [Report] >>725031779 >>725033365
>>725031569
Actually only 2 were butterfaces lol. In 7th grade the prettiest girls i had ever seen, even to this day, tried giving me a handjob under our desks lol
First girl i rejected because she was fat tho, not ugly face tho, that was in 3rd grade
Anonymous No.725031779 [Report]
>>725031684
>First girl i rejected because she was fat tho, not ugly face tho, that was in 3rd grade
Oh also she was white trash. Still nice though
Anonymous No.725031916 [Report]
>>725027514
yes, unlike anyone that says "make bank"
Anonymous No.725031917 [Report] >>725049054
>>725031389
Same thing
Like saying homeless vs lives in a shelter
Anonymous No.725031967 [Report]
>>725030760
You've unlocked a powerful energy anon, you can now use this feeling to improve your own life, or use it to destroy the lives of others.
I think deep down you already know which choice you should make though.
Anonymous No.725032021 [Report] >>725049054
>>725031389
Not quite, but there's a big overlap. Hikkikimori are often neets, but not all neets are Hikkikimori.
Neets don't want to work, Hikkikimori don't want to interact with other people at all.
Anonymous No.725032110 [Report] >>725032341
>>725029139
bullshit
Anonymous No.725032341 [Report] >>725033157
>>725029730
Yeah I was paying premiums off all my paycheques for it, so I'm really just cashing in.
>>725029803
>>725032110
See above.
Anonymous No.725033157 [Report]
>>725032341
Fair enouf
Anonymous No.725033365 [Report] >>725033758 >>725034168 >>725049234
>>725031684
>7th grade
This is just sad that you are holding onto this.
Anonymous No.725033758 [Report] >>725033946
>>725033365
When you're a 5 and she's a 10 it's needed kek. Wasn't the only time she tried seducing me. Beats me why the second time though
Anonymous No.725033946 [Report] >>725034092
>>725033758
Oh also, 170cm manlet, look like an indian and scrawny
Anonymous No.725034092 [Report]
>>725033946
I forgot the biggest sin of all. A bowlcut on top of it because that was how my hair grew out back then and i was too depressed to do anything about it
Anonymous No.725034168 [Report] >>725034742
>>725033365
It's the only chance he had after they banned him from living within 10 miles of a school
Anonymous No.725034229 [Report]
>>725026591
FPBP
miles fatsworth BTFO
Anonymous No.725034521 [Report]
>>725026468 (OP)
Play the classic resident evil games
Anonymous No.725034742 [Report]
>>725034168
Fucking kek
Anonymous No.725034903 [Report]
>>725030358
That's because you eat up everything /pol/ tells you. Avoid the cities and it's fine, same as any western nation.
Anonymous No.725036329 [Report]
Bump
Anonymous No.725036879 [Report] >>725037265 >>725049234
Tons of uncertainty with my job right now. I've dodge some bullets, but I don't have much hope in avoiding being laid off this time.

On one hand, sometime as NEET sounds nice. But on the other, the job market is so fucked that I'm horrified of burning through the bit of savings I have before I'd find something else.

Wish my luck, bros.

>>725026468 (OP)
The best way to maximize your NEETlife would be to clear your backlog the best you can. Maybe by playing a ton of short games back-to-back.

But honestly, if I were you, I'd no life a MMO or a ARPG like PoE, Diablo II, or something.

>>725029139
If you got the savings, coast for a bit or pick up something part-time doing something you kinda enjoy for extra cash.
Anonymous No.725037265 [Report] >>725037967
>>725036879
>Tons of uncertainty with my job right now

My own uncertainty is over as the company went bankrupt and now Is be free.
Basically my country offers a kind of luxury gibs of you lose your job through no fault of your own, paying most of your former wages as gibs, meaning I won the lottery and now NEET first class.
Anonymous No.725037967 [Report] >>725038351
>>725037265
What country are you in?
Anonymous No.725038051 [Report] >>725049234
>>725030782
>They're calling you a guy who isn't doing any of that and isn't even engaging in any of that.
someone uneducated might mean it that way now as the term drifts. but the original purpose of the term NEET was to identify unemployment in a more precise way by subtracting those in education or training from the group of people who lack employment. as in
>not only is this person not employed, this person isn't currently training / being educated to become employed
it was an attempt to track "true" unemployment. and its inventors very much pictured a person who IS applying for jobs. after all historically that's what the unemployed do, they try to get employed again.

I just looked it up on wikipedia and apparently most political use of the term restricts it further, by age. only young people get counted as NEETs because the policy-makers using the term are most interested in preventing NEETdom in young people specifically. presumably because people who fail to enter the job market at a typical age (16-24 in the UK, 15-34 in Japan) are likely to keep failing, whereas someone older who already has job experience is likely to find employment again, even if it takes a while.
Anonymous No.725038351 [Report] >>725038732
>>725037967
We only have that in GERMANY
Anonymous No.725038732 [Report] >>725038857
>>725038351
Just applied for my Visa thanks
Anonymous No.725038857 [Report]
>>725038732
It won't work right off the bat, basically it works like insurance where you have to pay in for some time in order to be eligible.
You have to work and pay in for at least two years to get the max amount for the max duration.
Anonymous No.725039239 [Report]
>>725026468 (OP)
If you're into dragon ball, play dragon ball z kakarot. You'll get to explore the dragon world. One of my favourite games. Congrats on the job.
Anonymous No.725040578 [Report]
Neet
Anonymous No.725040775 [Report] >>725040967
I'd get drunk as much as I can
Anonymous No.725040967 [Report] >>725041052
>>725040775
big deal you can do that at work
Anonymous No.725041052 [Report] >>725041087 >>725041341 >>725051912
>>725040967
Attorneys are allowed to drink? If I knew that was a perk I'd have gone to law school
Anonymous No.725041087 [Report]
>>725041052
>needing permission
Anonymous No.725041341 [Report] >>725041415
>>725041052
Law practicers are huge substance abusers generally
Anonymous No.725041415 [Report] >>725042352 >>725051912
>>725041341
Fuck me and they get away with it? I chose the wrong path in life. I could be getting drunk right now
Anonymous No.725041489 [Report] >>725042443
how do you go from neet to attorney?
Anonymous No.725041912 [Report]
ou should prepare to have to defend in court the worst scum of the earth against your will
pedophiles
murderers
rapists
often paid by the state at as minimal a rate as possible
Anonymous No.725042352 [Report] >>725042651
>>725041415
They become substance abusers because they're miserable and not even make a lot which in turn makes them regret their path in life
Anonymous No.725042443 [Report] >>725042519 >>725054438
>>725041489
the bar (LOL) is way way lower than you think. They let any retard be a lawyer
Anonymous No.725042519 [Report]
>>725042443
just dont do something stupid cause they kick you off just as quickly
Anonymous No.725042632 [Report]
woe unto you.
Anonymous No.725042651 [Report] >>725085165
>>725042352
I had a bit of a tussle with the law and had to get a lawyer from the state to defend me. He seemed miserable behind his suit. His suitcase was ripped to pieces and his laptop was super shitty
Anonymous No.725042842 [Report] >>725042957
>>725026468 (OP)
>goysion
>goyslop
>fromslop
The Subhuman Triad
Anonymous No.725042957 [Report] >>725043063
>>725042842
god what isnt slop to you people?
Anonymous No.725043063 [Report] >>725043195
>>725042957
>doesnt even know what real food is anymore
>doesnt even know what a good game is anymore
Anonymous No.725043150 [Report] >>725043487
>earn $1400 CAD in disability each month
>work part time retail just for the fuck of it
>live with my parents and don't even have to pay rent
>put all my savings into gold and silver
I'm living the good life
Anonymous No.725043195 [Report]
>>725043063
im trying to figure out your line? what do you consider "real food"
Anonymous No.725043364 [Report]
>>725026468 (OP)
why did you order a pizza with poop on it lol
Anonymous No.725043379 [Report] >>725044456
>>725028447
How old are you?
Anonymous No.725043487 [Report]
>>725043150
wait until they figure out you bought gold and silver with your disability money they will reclaim all of it
Anonymous No.725043759 [Report] >>725045075
>>725026468 (OP)
That sausage looks tasty.
Anonymous No.725043882 [Report] >>725044065
>>725027967
By lying about his life online on a anonymous image board. How do you still not understand that this place is where turbo losers gather?
Anonymous No.725044065 [Report] >>725046305
>>725043882
I believe him. Also in my exp, /v/ has been pretty gentrified at this point
Anonymous No.725044456 [Report]
>>725043379
27
Anonymous No.725045075 [Report]
>>725043759
lmao I wish mine curved like that
Anonymous No.725045301 [Report] >>725045773
>>725026468 (OP)
How the fuck do you get picked from neetdom to attorney?
Anonymous No.725045773 [Report]
>>725045301
It’s called Indeed
Anonymous No.725046305 [Report] >>725046629
>>725044065
I’m telling the truth anons
Anonymous No.725046578 [Report] >>725046698
>>725027417
>never own a home
my mommy and daddy will leave me with 2.
damn it feels good.
Anonymous No.725046629 [Report]
>>725046305
I know you do dude
Anonymous No.725046689 [Report] >>725046921 >>725051912
if you aren't
>unemployed
>obese
>autistic
get the FUCK off my board
Anonymous No.725046698 [Report]
>>725046578
I recently found out that we're super well off and have a bunch of land my dad bought a long time ago all over the place which me and my siblings will inherit when my parents croak. No wonder my dad hasn't worked since i was 5 lmao
Anonymous No.725046812 [Report]
>>725029065
It is disingenuous to call somebody who is actively looking for work a neet. The OP called himself a neet but he isn't really one.

Neets are people who don't want to do any of that.
Anonymous No.725046921 [Report]
>>725046689
Even Elon Musk visits /v/ from time to time. It’s basically an institution of the internet at this point. 4chan went mainstream 9 years ago and hasn’t looked back. You’re posting with millionaires, Chads, the whole bit. You have no choice but to level up your life to keep up with the “normies”
Anonymous No.725047162 [Report]
>>725030596
False.
By that logic a stay at home mom who cooks, cleans, does the shopping, and takes care of the kids is a NEET. But nobody on earth would call them a NEET.
NEET is a lifestyle choice. A person who refuses to get educated, employed or get job training. NEET is just a western version of the Japanese hikikomori .
Anonymous No.725047472 [Report] >>725047796
>>725026468 (OP)
I think I might stick around in this thread because I recently returned to NEETdom.
Anonymous No.725047796 [Report] >>725048025
>>725047472
What’s your story anon? I’ll probably do this job for a few years, go all in on zcash, and then NEET it up the right way. I’m probably gonna be working from 8:30 am to 7:30 pm for the next few years and am gonna hate the fuck out of it. Partially my reason for making this thread.
Anonymous No.725048025 [Report] >>725048145
>>725047796
I received my final warning for absences and just said fuck it. Still live with mommy and daddy though, and they don't let me help with the bills/groceries so I only pay for my own things (entertainment, car stuff), and have a lot saved up.
Anonymous No.725048145 [Report] >>725048221 >>725048549 >>725050295
>>725048025
You mind aging how much you have saved/how old you are? I’m trying to retire on $5 mil if I get there.
Anonymous No.725048221 [Report]
>>725048145
*saying
Anonymous No.725048396 [Report] >>725048704
>>725026468 (OP)
DDR, or dancerush stardom, in arcades, preferably at Round 1. Dave and Busters is barely acceptable. You might be able to pull a fast one on the bar, but not your cardiovascular system, plus you can afford modern arcade prices. But don't overspend on lifestyle, buy time/convivence, start making max contributions to your retirement fund.

t.T5 gunner who takes it out on everyone who called him a gunner back in school, and shitposts billable hours.

>>725028447
NYC was made by hard nosed NYC assholes who want only the hardest NYC assholes in their club. CA combines Ronald Reagan/Richard Nixon conservatives and the Woo Woo Jerry Brown/Harvey Milk solve everything with laws liberals for unique as fuck laws and legal theories AND they also want a super high cut score. A full SD harder than NYC. They are SUCH assholes that they managed to swat away anyone remotely suing about racial discrimination, but are STILL constantly in court to make their test harder for disabled people.

Florida is tough, and should be, because you have to constantly deal with Florida man, and the laws made by him. And everyone knows no law can stop florida man in the first place. It also has a lot of the NYC elite law families retiring there, so the skill level is surprisingly high for swamp country..

>>725028391
>>725028262
He's obviously a lazy asshole who's barely qualified and is too antisocial to be effective at a job search. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

>>725026783
If you have boxing mania or fighting Mania anywhere remotely near you, do it. You have my condolences.
Anonymous No.725048478 [Report] >>725048704
>>725029112
Nothing is stopping you from closing this window and pulling up Unity.
Anonymous No.725048549 [Report]
>>725048145
>trying to retire on $5 mil
Anonymous No.725048565 [Report] >>725048797 >>725048959
>>725030017
>So what kind of work does an attorney do?
Mostly deal with SHITTY paperwork. And being a professional asshole. Or dealing with professional assholes.
>Are you going to be defending cartel members and shit? Make sure granny doesn't get fucked over by the government?
Depends on OP's specialty.
Anonymous No.725048704 [Report] >>725051912
>>725048396
Thank you for showing respect to the Florida bar. We are the best state in the union for a reason (especially after last night’s debacle in NY)
>>725048478
Gamemaker my friend. Gotta do something that can actually fit my soon-to-be busy work schedule.
Anonymous No.725048797 [Report]
>>725048565
Figured
Anonymous No.725048959 [Report] >>725051912
>>725048565
I’m doing insurance defense
Anonymous No.725049054 [Report]
>>725029137
He passed the bar, fell into neetdom for a bit, and now he's left the garden of Neetdom.

>>725031267
Yeah. why the FUCK would you get a polsci degree?

>>725031917
No you fucking illiterate. Stop fucking up my language.

>>725032021
Much better. Also while neets are not employed hikkis CAN be employed in things like remote work.
Anonymous No.725049234 [Report] >>725053709
>>725033365
Don't dump on anon's memories of when SHE was holding onto this.

>>725036879
You should be actively job searching now.

>>725038051
It's also to remove people who are primary child raisers, and early retirees.
Anonymous No.725049328 [Report] >>725049523
>>725026468 (OP)
Undead Burg... home...
Anonymous No.725049523 [Report]
>>725049328
BASTE
Anonymous No.725049665 [Report] >>725049865 >>725055331
>>725027734
>>725028047
>never do any extracurricular activities and only do mandated volunteer paralegal work
>immediately get work for a real estate firm after graduating through Law School's career counseling staff
Granted it's a small firm but still.
Anonymous No.725049734 [Report]
>>725026468 (OP)
Play that game that you always wanted to play but always put on the side. You won't have the time once you start working.
Anonymous No.725049778 [Report] >>725050282 >>725067025
>>725029994
I couldn't stand being a NEET, even with all the disability bucks I had, so I went back to being a wagecuck. I can sleep normally, I have a job I'm good at and, most importantly, I don't want to kill myself anymore.
Anonymous No.725049865 [Report] >>725049930
>>725049665
What state are you in?
Anonymous No.725049930 [Report] >>725050094 >>725055331
>>725049865
NY
Anonymous No.725050094 [Report]
>>725049930
Damn congrats bro
Anonymous No.725050282 [Report] >>725053626
>>725049778
>I don't want to kill myself anymore.
so you let the demons convince you to go back into the meatgrinder? you are supposed to overcome them with Jesus Christ.
Anonymous No.725050295 [Report] >>725050652
>>725048145
Turned 26 in August, have a little over $60k in the bank.
Anonymous No.725050482 [Report]
>>725027967
just lie on the papers
lie during job interviews
lie, lie, lie
ask chatgpt if you cannot find the answer yourself
better to ask for forgiveness than to ask for allowance
Anonymous No.725050652 [Report]
>>725050295
you’re doing fine man keep it up!
Anonymous No.725050808 [Report] >>725051578 >>725052479
>>725026468 (OP)
Yank pizza is always so horrible.
You are not an attorney either. Fuck off.
Anonymous No.725050865 [Report]
>unemployed for the first time in 10 years
>too sick to play games
>finally feel good after 3 weeks
>get a job offer starting next week
FUCK!
Anonymous No.725051256 [Report] >>725052709
>>725030265
>some scruff from london boasting that he lives in a shithole and wants to do fuck all about changing that
Shameless, I wish you MANY BTFO's
Anonymous No.725051578 [Report]
>>725050808
Being an attorney isn’t a big deal. And New York style pizza is better than that shit in Italy trust me I’ve tried both.
Anonymous No.725051912 [Report] >>725052403 >>725058446
>>725048704
Part of having and maintaining a rep for being superior asshole like I am is actually being able to do more than other people, so I know the average aprox. IQ of people passing the bar for a given state and school, as well as what jurisdictions I can sort of get away with, so I know what I'm up against early on in any potential engagement. Also how much I need a local. Florida is an area where I would really want a local for everything. I mean, one time when we were hazing the paralegals and law students, we had a side bet where we'd take some other states bar exam practice materials for shits and giggles and costco booze, and it was a COMPLETE bloodbath on the florida specific multiple choice, with ticky tack shit about procedure, trusts/wills and even fucking business associations kicking everyone in the nuts. I mean randomly guessing should get you 25%, and some people who were getting 180s on their MBEs were getting single digit percent correct there. I still had top score of course, but even I was only just above 50 percent.

>>725048959
Hurricane season ? Florida Man traffic? Drunk, dumb, crazy, retarded assholes and giant asshole companies? But hey, you're in the club.

>>725041052
>>725041415
That's a loser attitude. It's not "allowed to", it's "you can't STOP me from drinking right now, you don't have the law, the enforcement or the manpower to make me".

>>725046689
Make me, nerd.
Anonymous No.725052079 [Report] >>725052628
>>725030782
NEET = Not in Education Employment or Training. You are retarded. I am a NEET on the weekends and occasional Fridays. :)
Anonymous No.725052403 [Report]
>>725051912
Alpha Chad
Anonymous No.725052479 [Report]
>>725050808
>do reasonably well in college so you can get a merit scholarship (especially easy since law schools rely largely on LSAT scores and there's no real college level law program meaning you can do something like polsci major which is just writing papers)
>finish law school and take the BAR
>you are now an attorney
It's really not some unimaginable feat unless you live in a 3rd world country, it's just time and having some kind of means of paying off or subsidizing the debt.
Anonymous No.725052628 [Report] >>725052849
>>725030782
>>725052079
If you've finished school are not employed and are not actively looking for employment, you're a NEET.
Not sure what Anons in this thread are struggling with. If you have a degree and then sit on your thumb not looking for work, you're a NEET unless/until you start looking for work again.
Anonymous No.725052709 [Report] >>725052909
>>725051256
I specified that I live in a good area though. If being on NEETbux meant settling for a shithole, then yeah, working might be worthwhile - but London has plenty of council apartments in rich areas.
Anonymous No.725052764 [Report] >>725052948
>>725029994
>have an apartment
>rent
By "have" do you mean you're allowed to live there for a month
Anonymous No.725052849 [Report] >>725053452
>>725052628
>If you've finished school are not employed and are not actively looking for employment, you're a NEET.
By that definition every pensioner is a NEET. Which is technically true but nobody calls them that
Anonymous No.725052909 [Report]
>>725052709
Wish I was you broh
Anonymous No.725052917 [Report] >>725052993
>>725026468 (OP)
>claims to be a lawyer
>needs hand holding
never going to make it if you need to be told what to do
Anonymous No.725052948 [Report]
>>725052764
The way social housing works in the UK you basically do own your apartment. Its not like private rental market where the landlord is allowed to kick you out.
Anonymous No.725052993 [Report]
>>725052917
>retarded extrapolation
Lmao ok bruh
Anonymous No.725053110 [Report]
>>725027417
>new job
Bros im fucked:
>just got fired from my job
>parents are now forcing me to pray 400 euro rent per month
>gf and i broke up
>had to buy all my groceries
>only 30k in the bank at 33

WTF do i do? Im depressed af
Anonymous No.725053197 [Report]
>>725026468 (OP)
Europa Universalis V

Ryukyu

world conquest
Anonymous No.725053452 [Report]
>>725052849
Most definitions aren't pedantic because they assume you're not a vegetable. You could also argue that all dead people are NEETs but that would just make you sound like a dumb asshole.
Anonymous No.725053609 [Report] >>725055331
>>725026468 (OP)
No Man's Sky will help you learn the nuances of using finances to crash economies.
I feel like that would maybe help if you're going to be an attorney.
Anonymous No.725053626 [Report]
>>725050282
Go back to /x/, Jesus was a carpenter, as in he slaved for wages, like the rest of us.
Anonymous No.725053709 [Report] >>725054091
>>725049234
>She
Anon she had been railed by a bunch of guys who are not 5/10's. She doesn't remember anon.
Anonymous No.725053857 [Report] >>725054352 >>725055331
>>725026468 (OP)
BILLABLE HOURS

BILLABLE HOURS

I LOVE BILLABLE HOURS!!!!

play Anno you OCD fuck I know you'll enjoy it

t. suffering and broken by this industry
Anonymous No.725054091 [Report] >>725054479
>>725053709
Wtf is this shit, i'm a dude you double niggers
Anonymous No.725054352 [Report] >>725054824
>>725053857
Yeah they’re saying 180 billable hours a month
Anonymous No.725054375 [Report] >>725055331
>>725026468 (OP)
Can you please use your profession to outlaw microtransactions and always-online?
Thanks.
Anonymous No.725054438 [Report] >>725054649 >>725055331 >>725056168 >>725061484
>>725042443
anyone not from a top 50 law school won't get a real job

top 40 you have a chance but need to be top of your class

top 30 you can maybe leave your state and have a small chance in a biglaw jurisdiction, top 50% of your class required.

top 25 you're doing much better but you're not likely to get any scholarships on admission so good luck paying off 300k or more depending on your locale

Top 10 you're set just for graduating based on the alumni network.

There are WAY too many law schools. Being an attorney doesn't mean shit, it's where you went and who you know. Shit system. The Bar is also a pain in the ass, some years depending on your state 80% will pass and other years it's fucking impossible at a 60% pass rate or less. For all the money and time you have to put in, a 60% pass rate for
>3000 dollar bar prep program
>1000 dollars to take the test
>months without work preparing (if you don't take time off your pass rate chance goes way down for obvious reasons)
>if you fuck up you need to wait 7 or 5 months respectively

shitty shit shit field. Totally bimodal salary distribution. If your family isn't in the business, you're not going to succeed unless you kick ass and get into a top 10 school. Good luck idiots
Anonymous No.725054479 [Report] >>725054854
>>725054091
She isn't remembering you anon.
Anonymous No.725054649 [Report] >>725055331
>>725054438
This. It's a meme just like comp sci. But retards with now experience of the world or who worked low tier jobs keep.passing the meme that these are objectively good jobs.
Anonymous No.725054824 [Report] >>725055148 >>725055331 >>725061241
>>725054352
I hate this industry. Billable hours aren't 1:1 work hours and new blood gets ground into dust chasing the partner track. It's like 10 to 20% inefficiencies minimum, so you'll need to hit about 2400 to 2500 hours worked in a year. That's basically 10 hour days forever. Not impossible but there's a reason lawyers do so much adderall and drink so hard. Good luck
Anonymous No.725054854 [Report]
>>725054479
Oh right, i misinterpreted your comment. Also i don't care if she remembers me or not. It was just a memory. I'm not an incel
Anonymous No.725055148 [Report]
>>725054824
Thanks I’m gonna need it
Anonymous No.725055317 [Report]
>>725026468 (OP)
you'll return to the bucket with us soon enough, OP
Anonymous No.725055331 [Report] >>725055910
>>725049930
>>725049665
Small firm in NY is still law in NY. Go make friends with rich people, learn some choice yiddish phrases and when not to use them, and start house hunting. Oh, and be selective about cougar real estate agents.

>>725053857
>>725054824
I would tell you it gets better, but you have stepped through a time portal where value means nothing and time is an illusion of a ball and chain.

>>725053609
He's already going to get enough DULL BORING EMPTY SPACE anon.

>>725054438
>>725054649
This also depends a LOT on your field and where you are working. Who's hiring. What do they need? How big of assholes are they? Also, the pass rate is a double edged sword. Easy pass means everyone's in and drops the value, and shitty workers. Do you WANT that?
>Comp sci
Different meme. Comp sci was based on the explosion of computers and creating possibility. that is ABSOLUTELY not the case with law.

>>725054375
That's not law. That's legislation's department.
Anonymous No.725055910 [Report]
>>725055331
Coping lawfag detected. Sorry but passing the bar doesn't mean you will make 500k a year like you though when you where 20. Talk to me when your 35 and understand the world.
Anonymous No.725056168 [Report] >>725060357 >>725068945
>>725054438
>not going to succeed
>not going to get a real job
I make enough to not have to even think about living expenses and have plenty left over. What constitutes a "real job"?
Anonymous No.725057240 [Report] >>725057974
https://www.reddit.com/r/RATS/s/Uxwzqu4CxK
Lik
Anonymous No.725057303 [Report] >>725057497
>>725026468 (OP)
Horicultural guy here. I'm starting my 3 months break with classical indepth Silent Hill 1-4. But 4 days might be to short for you buddy. In your place I would go with Arc Raiders.
Anonymous No.725057497 [Report]
>>725057303
Interesting thanks anon
Anonymous No.725057974 [Report] >>725058181
>>725057240
tf is this?
Anonymous No.725058121 [Report] >>725063921
rich neet is what you want

poor neet is suicide
Anonymous No.725058181 [Report]
>>725057974
A rat that is asleep and dreaming of being a strong stormvermin
Anonymous No.725058446 [Report] >>725059323 >>725060357
>>725051912
This is a weird LARP, you'd get more traction on Reddit.
Anonymous No.725059323 [Report]
>>725058446
KEK
Anonymous No.725060357 [Report] >>725060569 >>725060572 >>725068945
>>725058446
I'm just here for entertainment value and DD. Why would I want a deluge of beggars for money, free legal advice, kaplan bullshit, and of course spear fishers? That's not even counting the needful. Don't bother answering. That was rhetorical.

>>725056168
Dude's shitposting. Any anon who is sort of worth their JD, or even came close enough to grab for one on the merry go round can tell the difference. I don't think he's smart enough to be trying to shake off any potential competition.

Independently you can check on what paralegals and part time Kaplan teachers make, for relative scale.
Anonymous No.725060569 [Report] >>725068945
>>725060357
yeah the guys bullshitting to demoralize
Anonymous No.725060572 [Report] >>725060748 >>725061484
>>725060357
What is kaplan
Anonymous No.725060748 [Report] >>725060815
>>725060572
Like a tutoring service
Anonymous No.725060815 [Report] >>725060992
>>725060748
Right. Thank you. Here have a rat
Anonymous No.725060992 [Report]
>>725060815
Thanks!
Anonymous No.725061241 [Report] >>725061554
>>725054824
OP here, I already do a ton of adderall and drink hard *nervous chuckle
Anonymous No.725061484 [Report]
>>725060572
Test prep. Rich asshole familes want their kids to go to yale, buy their way in. They CANNOT buy their way past the bar exam, so they hire those fucks to carry the kids as close to the finish line as possible by teaching to the exact test. They teach to get people high Lsats as well.

It's what anon
>>725054438
briefly mentions when says 3k bar prep program. And that's the cheap shit.

It's not a requirement.

I happen to be good enough to go without it, and get some friends across the line without painful amounts of retesting.
Anonymous No.725061554 [Report] >>725062538
>>725061241
Be social with it, and don't use it to cope with stress too much.
Anonymous No.725062538 [Report]
>>725061554
Ok I’ll try not to
Anonymous No.725063921 [Report]
>>725058121
Factz
Anonymous No.725064164 [Report] >>725064252
Congrats anon, I've been unemployed for around 1.5 years (mostly because im a lazy fuck and just help around my family biz) and finally managed to get a new comfy WFH job so I've been losing some times for games too recently.
Anonymous No.725064252 [Report] >>725064532
>>725064164
damn you’re lucky anon. I’m gonna hopefully stick it out with this job and then get some comfy remote legal counsel job in a few years
Anonymous No.725064532 [Report] >>725064934
>>725064252
>you're lucky
exactly, a friend from college suddenly hit me up one day about an internal job recruitment at the place he works at and i just say fuck it lmao
Anonymous No.725064934 [Report] >>725066573
>>725064532
you should take the job anon. Gotta grow up sometime.
Anonymous No.725065313 [Report]
>>725027178
Also don't you worry about finishing the game, it will be fully completed next year after the last 2 dlc
Anonymous No.725065706 [Report]
>>725031389
Hikki mostly don't want to have real social life or meeting people, that's why in japan the term iirc is hikineet, they're separate type. Some hikki had remote job or online job while hikineet just straight like it says
Anonymous No.725066508 [Report] >>725066567 >>725066775
this larp thread is really still up
Anonymous No.725066567 [Report]
>>725066508
It’s not a larp bro people actually have lives ya know?
Anonymous No.725066573 [Report]
>>725064934
I did take it
Anonymous No.725066775 [Report]
>>725066508
>t, jobless poor anon
Anonymous No.725066880 [Report]
>>725027417
>2 hour commute
lol
Anonymous No.725067025 [Report] >>725067573
>>725049778
>Without being a slave, my life is meaningless
Lmao normalfags are so pathetic
Anonymous No.725067573 [Report]
>>725067025
*sigh
Anonymous No.725068945 [Report] >>725072167 >>725085417
>>725056168
>>725060357
>>725060569
Sorry I was being hyperbolic but to make the cost of law school worth the 3 years you vs the much shorter and cheaper MBA option for simlar white collar work, you need to be making over 150k and fast. Like I mentioned, law salaries are hugely bi-modal. Most lawyers make about 70 to 80k which is fine, but with law school debt payments and long hours it's not really worth it. To get above 150k and land in the more biglaw-esque jobs you need to be either top of your class, know someone, or go to a top tier law school.

Not trying to demoralize, it's just that a TON of liberal arts majors who don't want to just go do finance or something think law is this magic pause button on their life and they'll come out making 200k. Shit doesn't happen for 80% of attorneys. Good for you if you're happy with your expenses but it sucks for a lot of my peers. I'm fucking around in e-discovery and litigation and I'm happy with leveraging my STEM undergrad degree but I still keep up with the bar association, firm attorneys, etc, and it's unrealistic to expect what a lot of people think this profession is like.
Anonymous No.725069773 [Report] >>725070010 >>725071251
>>725026468 (OP)
Ace attorney before it’s ruined for you.
Anonymous No.725069826 [Report]
I guess there's Fate Stay/Night, erotic game where the protagonist fights for justice. The core theme of the game is the MC wanting to be a hero and trying to accomplish his ideals.
If you're not used to japanese games you can skip.
Anonymous No.725070010 [Report]
>>725069773
gumshoeing to win cases in JP court system like mr lookatmybadge does in those games is drastically different than anything stateside. Op will be fine. The biggest problem is that reading as a job means reading for fun becomes fucking annoying and that encompasses pretty much all more involved media.
Anonymous No.725071251 [Report]
>>725069773
Kek
Anonymous No.725071341 [Report] >>725071767
Going homeless by choice next year, I will carry the fucking steam deck and I will get a chink handheld besides the usual backpacking stuff
Anonymous No.725071767 [Report] >>725072040
>>725071341
What made you choose this
Anonymous No.725072040 [Report] >>725075646
>>725071767
I'm bored, life didn't turn out to be what I wanted and despite hating how technology is being used against us I can't stop using it altogether
Anonymous No.725072167 [Report] >>725073375 >>725085417
>>725068945
>get merit scholarship (if you're going to law school it should be all but guaranteed)
>spend year living with parents so that ~100% of your income goes to paying off your debt year 1
Circumstances wildly vary but it was pretty straightforward for me.
At the same time, if someone wants to be an attorney purely to make money, yeah I don't think they should.
Anonymous No.725073203 [Report] >>725075959
So, OP. You still here? What game did you go for? Where in dark souls are you now?
Anonymous No.725073323 [Report]
>>725027310
nah, too obvious
Anonymous No.725073375 [Report]
>>725072167
I had a decent uGPA and a 94th percentile LSAT. Got like 50% of a t30 school off, 10% off at GW, and like 90% off something around 45. I went with the t30 option but I still hated having all that debt. Honestly should've just spent the money and gone to DC.
Anonymous No.725073465 [Report] >>725073512 >>725085417
>>725027417
I make 195k + a yearly bonus. Parents both passed this spring so I've got about 800k in a split inheritance coming in the next year. Own a house. Married. 2 kids and 1 on the way. It's doable. Worked hard for 20 years to get to this point.

>>725026468 (OP)
Play some games, get out of the house and meet some people. Don't increase your standard of living
Anonymous No.725073512 [Report] >>725073546
>>725073465
And yet you're still posting on 4chan. lol
Anonymous No.725073546 [Report]
>>725073512
Yep amusement and more time with a better paying "easier" job. No complaints
Anonymous No.725075017 [Report]
Bump
Anonymous No.725075646 [Report]
>>725072040
Ok I guess
Anonymous No.725075806 [Report] >>725077245
>>725026468 (OP)
Drink better beer.
Anonymous No.725075959 [Report] >>725076110 >>725086298
>>725073203
I beat Dark Souls many moons ago my friend just enjoy spending time in that world from time to time. I decided to play some Bayonetta 2 for a bit and then my gf surprised me with that new Indiana Jones game which is some great fan service so far. I’ll check out some of the other recommendations given out before Monday too. Thanks to all of you guys for your recs and opinions!
Anonymous No.725076110 [Report]
>>725075959
Sick. Yeah dark souls can be cozy to chill in. Esp undead burg lol
Also, i heard that the indiana jones game was much better than anyone expected
Anonymous No.725077245 [Report]
>>725075806
I usually do just didn’t want it to go to waste
Anonymous No.725077371 [Report] >>725078269
>>725031530
>had literally zero action
>haha yeah bro they keep asking me but I just keep rejecting them haha really I could have had like 30 girls by now if I wanted to haha
Cope.
Anonymous No.725077809 [Report] >>725078858
>>725026468 (OP)
I'm a doctor and I wish I was a NEET tbqh, all I play are gachaslp and porn games
Anonymous No.725078269 [Report] >>725082159
>>725077371
I'm not lying lol. That'd be really fucking weird to lie about
It's why i never became an incel. I made sure i had positive experiences with wimmyn
Anonymous No.725078858 [Report] >>725079496
>>725077809
Surgical doctor?
Anonymous No.725079223 [Report] >>725079401
you guys are still fucking larping?
Anonymous No.725079401 [Report]
>>725079223
YOU KNOW SOME PEOPLE HAVE REAL JOBS AND REAL LIVES ANON THEY JUST SO HAPPEN TO ALSO LOVE VIDEO GAMES
Anonymous No.725079496 [Report]
>>725078858
No but I want to get into that, I'm just a resident atm
Anonymous No.725080598 [Report]
Bump it up
Anonymous No.725080658 [Report] >>725087081
>>725028041
cool, im in community college rn and im looking to become a constitutional lawyer. I heard applications are competive especially to transfer into a better collge. I have straight A’s and im willing to take extra curriculars if needed
Anonymous No.725080876 [Report] >>725082786 >>725082905
>>725026468 (OP)
>he's not wielding the legendary Black Knight's Halberd!
Tsk tsk!
Anonymous No.725081009 [Report] >>725085417
>>725029831
>t. watched Suits and thinks that's what the law is like
Anonymous No.725081204 [Report]
>>725026468 (OP)
How tf do you go from being NEET to an attorney in a week?
Anonymous No.725082159 [Report] >>725082525 >>725083960
>>725078269
You had zero experiences with women bro
Either you're getting laid or you're not
Anonymous No.725082525 [Report]
>>725082159
Sure
Anonymous No.725082786 [Report]
>>725080876
Dumb anime poster, he clearly hasn't been to the forest yet
Anonymous No.725082905 [Report]
>>725080876
Maybe he just doesn’t wanna!?
Anonymous No.725083960 [Report]
>>725082159
You don’t know what he’s experienced
Anonymous No.725084514 [Report] >>725084872
>>725026468 (OP)
The bar was in fucking July how are you not employed already
Also if you go into litigation my advice is don't be a total asshole, if you treat people like shit they won't do you any favors
Calendar all deadlines and for the love of God Check your email for messages from opposing counsel
I've literally seen situations where the person would have been better off pro se than hiring the shit lawyer they ended up with
Anonymous No.725084872 [Report] >>725085047
>>725084514
Exhibit A as to why people don’t like lawyers folks
Anonymous No.725085047 [Report]
>>725084872
It's good advice to be responsible, bad case management can turn a winnable case into hot garbage and there's a lot of patently bad lawyers who do their clients' cases more harm than good
Anonymous No.725085116 [Report]
happy 4 u op

im going back to my old job after a week in my new job which turned out to be shit, even though it has more pay

have 0 time somehow for vidya now
whereas before i got home an hour sooner and just felt time was easier to manage
Anonymous No.725085165 [Report] >>725085308 >>725087081
>>725042651
Is this normal?
Anonymous No.725085174 [Report]
>>725029994
Fucking how? You only get unemployment if you get fired, and you only get tugboat if you convince a bunch of people you’re too mentally ill to work.
Anonymous No.725085308 [Report] >>725085617 >>725085802
>>725085165
A lot of public defenders get paid pretty low compared to other areas of practice and have a really high caseload, so my gut feeling is yeah
Anonymous No.725085417 [Report] >>725085953
>>725073465
I'm sad your parents didn't get to see the third or more time with your kids. Try to be there for their children.
> Don't increase your standard of living
I think he could probably be an idiort, and get ALL the worthwhile ps5 games. Maybe not all at once.

>>725068945
I COMPLETELY agree with you as far as doing your DD as far as finance goes.

The College system is both a ladder up AND exploitative as fuck. You can get pretty much ANY degree....if you throw enough money at it. AND the system encourages mid and barely functional students to take on huge debts, while cutting prices for the superstars. Super rich can buy into the superstar leagues, and can hire enough support staff that they perform like superstars as well, which I suppose is fair enough.

OP though had a fucking Political Science degree. And as much as entry level law is going to suck, what are his other options? Doubling down on student loans for a masters or PHD program, would have been way fucking worse. Sure he's not going to be able to afford 3 ex wives with 7 series each. But I'd bet my taito type X that he'll do a lot better than if he just stuck with polisci.

With Computer shit and law, i think you should be big dick energy anyways. That is if that's your lifestyle.

>>725081009
The more hilarious thing is when you have partners or biz side people who watched it and think it's what their firms SHOULD be like. It turns out burning out good people isn't all that sustainable.

>>725072167
If they're in it JUST for the money, then a terrible life with a lot of money is the best they can hope for. Which still beats the crap out of a terrible life with no money.
Anonymous No.725085617 [Report] >>725085768 >>725087081
>>725085308
Bruh why be a lawyer then. If you're gonna spend all day defending retarded niggers caught shoplifting or whatever
Anonymous No.725085679 [Report]
>be a manual labor wagecuck for 9 years
>finally get a promotion
>more hours
>desk job
>work maybe 2 hours spend 6 watching youtube or playing video games
>7 minute commute with zero traffic
Best part is that the building I work in only has two other people: a security guard and one other guy in the back who does the same thing I do.
The worst part is that I have to hit the gym now since I no longer get paid to get a decent workout.
Anonymous No.725085768 [Report] >>725089209
>>725085617
Honestly I have no idea what the motivation is, I don't do crim at all just civil defense
Anonymous No.725085802 [Report] >>725087081
>>725085308
If there's one profession that has nigger fatigue, it's public defenders. Most of the job is just telling the ape to plead guilty, say you're sorry and pray you get a female judge who will slap you on the wrist.
Anonymous No.725085953 [Report]
>>725085417
My biggest regret isn't losing them I had 43 years with them and I was with them a TON the past 5 years especially in their ailing months/years. Wish they got to meet my new 3rd but I'm sure they're looking down.

Get yourself something nice but make a list of everything you want and plan on getting it slowly over the next 20-30 years
Anonymous No.725086072 [Report]
You can start by moving to reddit. We don’t want you wageoids here.
Anonymous No.725086298 [Report] >>725086451 >>725087081
>>725075959
The Indiana Jones game is pretty fun. The story is more fantastical than the films but you can tell TODD loves the series.
Anonymous No.725086451 [Report] >>725087081
>>725086298
yeah from what I’ve played so far it’s very faithful to the series with more nice little details than I ever expected
Anonymous No.725087081 [Report] >>725087213
>>725086298
>>725086451
The game was ADVERTISED as just punching nazis, but it's way closer to jackie chan made by people who seriously fucking love Raiders of the lost ark.

>>725080658
Everything is competitive here. Go take a look at what entry level jobs you intend to aim for, and what you need to get them. That includes having the right contacts, the right domain experience. Don't think of it as a self contained "extra curricular".

Also, I applaud your willingness to take a vow of poverty (relatively speaking) and join the priesthood of constiutional law.

If you're a poorfag you might consider taking the paralegal to JD route. Lets you see more of the Suck, and how different fields REALLY work, and get some cash and experience, and vital contacts It would really be terrible if you decided you hate your field or there's no jobs that work for you, or you should have aimed for gov or in house from the very start.

>>725085165
Yes. Watch world star hip hop, and imagine that as your client base. Imagine that they blame YOU for every negative outcome. Imagine that if you are successful at opposing the state or the crime victim's wishes for a career criminal, that they blame YOU.

Imagine having to regularly go to jail to go to work. His shit is going to get trashed, most likely from angry clients, so having semi disposable shit is a good idea.

If you send him a thank you note, it will make his year.

>>725085802
The scary thing is when they've transcended beyond and get things like Euphoria.

>>725085617
Some are, or at least were TRUE BELIEVERS who think that black people in america are constantly treated poorly and that they have a chance to fix things themselves. Some get special breaks on their loans if not COMPLETE writeoffs. Some have their hours count as charity work that they can take huge tax deductions on. Some just couldn't get a better job. The prosecutiors are usually cooler anyways.
Anonymous No.725087213 [Report] >>725087856
>>725087081
>The prosecutiors are usually cooler anyways.
Yeah the prosecuter tried small talking with me which i found weird since his job is to punish me. But my lawyer told me before hand that he had already agreed with him over a slap on the wrist deal
Still weird
Anonymous No.725087856 [Report] >>725088156
>>725087213
Their job is to represent the state and the people. That isn't necessarily to go for maximum punishment every time. If he gets you to open up to the point where you're admitting you're commiting more crimes though, you might not like the outcome.

It's also a vibe check. , because your defender got you a deal based on convincing him you're a normie and not a criminal mastermind or frequent flyer.
Anonymous No.725088156 [Report] >>725088882
>>725087856
>Their job is to represent the state and the people. That isn't necessarily to go for maximum punishment every time. If he gets you to open up to the point where you're admitting you're commiting more crimes though, you might not like the outcome.
Yeah i get that. My shit had to go to a prosecutor because of the circumstances. Also when they asked me if i regretted my actions i said "no one tortured regrets doing something about it". Even though it was obvious i was supposed to say "i'm sowwy ;c" lol
>It's also a vibe check. , because your defender got you a deal based on convincing him you're a normie and not a criminal mastermind or frequent flyer.
Yeah someone from the crime institution called me some days before hand to ask me a bunch of shit and he'd send the info to the judges. He basically said "he's a normie nerd that loves lord of the rings. It's very unlikely he'll do any more crime" kek. He genuinenly added the lotr part just for my sake
Anonymous No.725088240 [Report]
>>725029994
>London
I'm sorry that you're brown or about to be stabbed by a brown
Anonymous No.725088503 [Report]
>>725030547
>Getting and keeping a gf is about looks
The ugliest guy in our friend group probably had the most gfs out of all of us. Although he was ridiculously confident and really funny, Bro had a fucking Lion King tattoo (Timon & Pumbaa) and you'd see him succesfully hooking up with some goth baddie because he could make her snort laugh.
Anonymous No.725088882 [Report] >>725088996
>>725088156
Hey, if you're the prison system, you're overcrowded. Who do you bet on? The Drill rapper fan or the fan of Samwise McGee?
Anonymous No.725088996 [Report]
>>725088882
Lmfao yeah ikr. Too true
Anonymous No.725089209 [Report]
>>725085768
Don't you hate yourself? I would if I were as annoying as you.
Anonymous No.725089491 [Report]
>>725026468 (OP)
>never kill yourself
Anonymous No.725091428 [Report]
>>725026468 (OP)
you're supposed to post this on reddit
Anonymous No.725092970 [Report]
>>725026468 (OP)
>lite beer
You've already fucked up homo lmao