Thread 725039245

HOW

snoys are fags that why keep seething

Pokemon.

Now let's see the software sales
Remember what happened to the PSP

Software sales are in the gutter

>>725039245 (OP)
Why wouldn't it? cheapest console, home console & portable, huge library through backwards compatibility, great exclusives, good third party support,

>>725039485
>>725039583
Latest cope?

>>725039245 (OP)
There's no games. My PC already plays enhanced switch games
Why the fuck did I buy this shit

>>725039485
PSP was rampant piracy coupled with bad sales for almost all games, so much so that Mega Man got put in cryogenic storage for it (this was on top of the stupid decision Capcom made to ignore high Mega Man sales on Nintendo handhelds and only put ZX onto the DS)

>>725039245 (OP)
they expected 0 sales, and was not 0

>>725039761
Seethe babyboi.

total flop
no games
imagine being a tendie right now and owning one of these turds

>>725039969
Fastest selling console, actually.

>>725039245 (OP)
it's either cap or they had really low expectations

nintendo put a big number 2 behind the name so people will know it's a new console.

What the fuck are people even oding on their Switch 2w? thTere is nothing on it at lall.

NDSsisters i need a new cope

>>725039245 (OP)
People have been waiting for a switch 2 for like 4 years. This shouldn't be a surprise unless you keep your head in the sand.
Despite what redditors tell you, the average person could not give less of a shit about muh digital key cards.

>>725039813
piracy doesn't affect sales you retard

I keep thinking about buying one. I know there's no games. I know there's nothing on it that I want. I don't even care about Metroid Prime. I hate Mario Kart. I couldn't care less about Donkey Kong. Yet I still keep considering buying one. I still use my first Switch a few times a week in like 20 minute bursts. Yet I still want a Switch 2. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. Do I have capitalism disease?

>>725040395

Except on PC.

>>725039245 (OP)
GAMES.

>>725040251
>fake numbers
>doesn't count
>baby games
>revenue is better than profits
>it'll drop off next year

>>725040126
Yeah it’s crazy no one has ever done that before

Does that bother you, OP?

I sure enjoy that one game for it

>>725040251
Join us at r/FuckNintendo xister

>>725040551
Last night some tard was arguing that we need to account for a larger population than what it was 5 years ago and so we need to inflate the sales number for ps5 based on that. That is some mental gymnastics.

>>725040867
3 major exclusives in 5 months is more than series x and ps5 in 5 years

>>725040890
was he using population increase as a form of inflation? wouldn't it be worse if there's more people, but less systems sold than past generations?

>>725039482
Pokemon wasn't counted in this quarterly report

>>725041005
people aren't ready for that conversation

Honestly. It's probably just because the messaging for the Switch 2 is as clear as it could've been
>It's the Switch but better
>Also here's a new Mario Kart
>buy it
It's the Switch again, but upgraded. Something so simple, even the dumbest of normals could figure it out. It's no wonder its selling, but basically just the Switch again, and everyone is treating it like it

>>725041141

Wow, the next report will be crazy then.

>>725041221
>October to December
yes, i predict much seething and coping

>>725041221
>>725041329
it will be fucking delicious.

>>725041221
it also means the switch 1 may have a bigger bump than people excpect

>>725041740

That too.

Pokemon sells consoles.

>>725039245 (OP)
the switch was popular and this is the switch 2
its like playstation to playstation . what do you not get?

>>725041075
There was zero logic to his argument and he was speaking in broken English. It’s turd worlders with room temperature iq trying to convince themselves their tribe is always winning. The only thing he holds dearer is his fútbol team.

>>725039245 (OP)
>HOW
It's simple; they made it up.

>>725042615
Sure Anon.

>>725043000
>Sure Anon.
Yeah, no one would ever just go on the internet and tell lies. Never.

it's unironically the magnetic joycons
snapping those things on and off feels so good it makes the thing worth 500 dollars

>>725039245 (OP)
The power of having no competition.

>>725043208
Remember when everyone said they will break in 5 minutes? Yeah i remember.

>>725043208
it's so weird that the switch 1 snap sound comes from the speakers when you slide them on, but the switch 2 snap sounds is the natural sound of the magnet slamming the joycons to the side

Well...soon they will have more games than the soistation

>>725043208
the switch 2 joycons in general are way more comfortable to use with those mouse attachments on.

>>725039245 (OP)
Zero competition in the mind of normies. Most people don't know that the steam deck even exists

>>725043508
They know it exists, it's just that to them computer games are comp shooters, who wants to play counter strike or valerant on a handheld?

>>725043791

>They know it exists,

Only if they already have Steam. Which is vastly outnumbered by parents and relatives who buy Switchs because its Nintendo.

>>725043492
too bad the joysticks still feel small and flimsy as hell, the inevitable Switch 3 needs big, chonky sticks like deck

>>725040395
emulation doesn't, piracy very much does

>>725042093
wii to wii u

>>725043508
Worse performance and it isn't competing in games. It can't run the switch 2 exclusives nor will it ever run them.

>>725043508
No one gives a fuck about the steam deck you massive pc faggot

>>725044278
Good thing emulation via Steam Deck 2 will be able to fix that!

>>725044049
they literally gave some on one of the game awards. everyone knows it exists

>>725044328

If you say so.

>>725044257
the wii-u was flopping from the start tho

>>725044049
>Only if they already have Steam
Ah yes, the niche game software market, Steam.

>>725041151
>five years of Switch 2 suprasses five years of Playstation 5
The absolute state.

>>725039245 (OP)
Were they expecting dog water or something?

>>725041740
Just hope thats it reach 161 mi units

>>725044429
five months

>>725044257
U is not 2, normies thought thats was a Tablet ascessory to the wii

>>725044316
You seem to think someone smart enough to finally crack the Switch 2 is going to ruin his life just so you can pirate Switch 2 games.
So naive.

>>725044423
it's first quarter was good among all console first quarters on the whole. there weren't any red flags until after. unlike the 3ds where it only took a month for everything to obviously collapse.

>>725044465
They expected 15 mi till march 1l26

>>725044426
Its not as huge as /v/ thinks it is.

>>725039245 (OP)
People are idiots, tendie.

>>725044257
like the other guy said U is not 2. thats confusing for people who dont keep up with games

>>725044563
If he can get clout for it? You bet your ass, which is exactly what happened with Switch emulators.

>>725044618
Yeah 80 mi brought the nogaems5

>>725044618
yeah, they bought 80 fucking millions of an ugly piece of shit with no games just because it had the ps logo on the side.

>>725044616
You are stupid.
>But grandmas don't know about it!
Teenagers and adults with disposable income do.

>>725044601
it was decent but well below the wii

>>725041151
>few 1st party games and a bunch of shovelware
lmao

>>725039485
Is this pretend cope? Is this humble bragging disguised as snoy seething?

>>725039695
>huge library through backwards compatibility
Yes. However, you can already play them. No Switch 2 required.
>great exclusives
Like? Which ones do you play?

>>725044668
>>725044684
Holy rentfree. The last PS I owned was grey.

Sony's right now marketing the PS5 with imaginary content and all they can say is "it happens on PS5" probably because of laws because their games are on PC. Meanwhile Nintendo is marketing NS2 with real games and just announced they're gonna focus on NS2 which is hilarious if you think about it. Sony fanboys keeps saying "Nintendo is a generation behind ;)) XD" but Sony doesn't even make exclusives for their new consoles, they're just focusing on their old console. Practically every PS5 """exclusive""" is also available on PS4 and PC

All you have to do is make sure you have enough stock to go around. It is literally that simple. People can and will write things off if they have to stand in a line for it. I didn't preorder a switch 2 and was able to get it a week after launch at costco. No fuss, no muss. No digital queue, no ebay scalping, no bots.

>>725044842
it was only slightly below the wii's first quarter. the wii was historically stock constrained so its hard to say how the wii would have done if it had stock like the switch 2 did. same goes for the ps5 and eckbock series..

>>725044976
>he boughted the 30th anniversary brick

Fellow Snoy sissies I don't feel so good...

>>725045035
Why didn't you buy the jap version when it's way cheaper than the baka gaijin version?
>>725045051
nice try, moron.

>>725044976
I still have my two fat PS1s. My childhood one is the useless 9001 model. The OG controllers for it leaked something white and nasty in storage. I think my parents ate the link cable.

I'd love to know how Philly feels about this lmao

>>725045003
Nobody cares if they’re on ps4 or pc though. Ps5 buyers are people who want multi plats but dont have the money or want to spend it on a pc and want a console experience

>>725039485
Donkey Kong is both the best selling DK in the franchise and has an incredibly impressive 33% attach rate despite not being a bundled game

>>725045243
>Ps5 buyers are people who want multi plats but dont have the money or want to spend it on a pc and want a console experience
Yeah but that's why Playstation is so fucked, third parties will all support NS2 and it'll drive massive amounts of console and SW sales. I saw someone post yesterday that Capcom noted that PS4 owners were buying NS2 over PS5

>>725039482
this sadly

>>725039485
Oh, so the PSP is a failure now? Good to know.

>>725044961
DK Bananza, Hyrule Warriors, various switch 2 editions,

>>725045386
What about gta 6? The game that hundreds of millions of people are going to be looking at and trying to play in may? Can’t get that on a switch 2 or ps4

snoybros sorry but I sold my PS5 and bought a switch 2
I want to be a winner

>>725045430
I mean, it did get raped and gaped by the DS.

>>725041329
>THE SALES ARE FRONTLOADED
>MOMENTUM WILL DIE OFF SOON
>NO ONE IS DISCUSSING SWITCH 2 NONE OF MY FRIENDS OWN ONE
>30-40 MILLION LIFETIME SALES AT MOST
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>725039245 (OP)
By being the only console with exclusives it means every person who plays video games plans on buying it.

>>725045820
What if you don’t care about Nintendo exclusives?

>>725045934
get a pc.

>>725045607
100% guaranteed. The fact we haven't heard anything about trailer 3 yet is suspicious in my opinion

>>725045130
>Why didn't you just pay for a forwarding service and expensive import shipping for a system that's in a langauge you don't read, that's locked to japanese servers?
I didn't have to, because costco had it in stock in a week.

>>725046012
I don’t want to play games on a pc.

>>725046017
How could the switch 2 even run it?

>>725043508
>Most people don't know that the steam deck even exists
It wouldn't be doing so well, if were true unless you're talking about the world, then yes. Can't wait for the Deck 2, it's using an ARM chip believe to be based on AMD's Soundwave chip, a 3nm node, RDNA 3.5+. God, I love that Nintendo and Valve do their own thing and to hell with everyone else.

>>725046017
I love my sw2 but there is no way in hell gta6 will come to sw2, you can't just expect a port mid-development for a new target hardware like that.

>>725045820
yeah you got a point playstation and xbox basically dont have a reason to exist at this point

>>725046164
>I don’t want to play games on a pc.
the waste your money in a fucking shitstation or xbox

>>725046193
Yeah, I fw Nintendo and Valve being the market leaders.
That's all we need.

>>725044878
but enough about the ps5

>>725046386
The thing is though is that the ps5 got Elden Ring and every other GOTY and big multiplat game. However, the switch did not

>>725046448
And it sure hurt the Switch's success. Oh wait...

>>725046479
And not having exclusives didnt hurt the ps5s success either

>>725046164
>How could the switch 2 even run it?
They could port freaking Space Marine 2 to NS2, it wouldn't be a problem.

>>725046206
Average retards online are either fanboys or got no knowledge about technology and that includes the retards like DF. For all we know Nintendo asked T2/Rockstar directly what they would need to run GTA 6. It might not be there day 1 but it's coming.

>>725046321
Exactly

>>725046613
>It might not be there day 1 but it's coming
Don't think so, cyberpunk barely runs decently and rockstar wouldn't dare to put a port that doesn't run butterly smooth, they would have to make a game from the ground up to have decent performance, and like I said, you can't just port shit on a new platform mid-development, they would have to redo everything when they already have a base target in wich it runs and the switch 2 wouldn't cut it.

>>725047332
>rockstar wouldn't dare to put a port that doesn't run butterly smooth
are you 10yo?

san andreas, gtav and gtaiv ran like shit.

>>725047527
And the GTA Trilogy collection...

>>725047332
Cyberpunk has nothing to do with GTA 6

>>725047586
Its a comparison dumb anime poster, cyberpunk its an old game that barely runs on sw2.
GTA6 is a generation above cyberpunk, as much as I would love it on my sw2 you won't see it happening.

>>725047586
It does though. It’s a ps4 port that has ps4 settings and drops to sub 20s. Good luck running gta 6 on the switch 2

>>725047559
i forgot about that piece of shit.

>>725047684
>>725047713
It's a retarded take because PL didn't come to PS4 and the game never ran well on PS4. GTA 6 uses the RAGE engine

>>725047815
Rockstar sure hopes you did. "Wouldn't dare to put a port that doesn't run butterly smooth", my ass.

>>725047836
>PL didn't come to PS4
>and the game never ran well on PS4
huh?

>>725048008
Because of the engine, why you think they switched to unreal?