Thread 725039828

What went wrong?

>>725039828 (OP)
Dogshit screen
Underpowered, overpriced hardware
$80 games
Slow dripfeed of games
Poorly made controllers
Paid online
Most Jewish DLC practices of any Nintendo generation

Its like they took everything I loved about Nintendo away and replaced it with the worst aspects of previous console generation

3DS is king

I used to play the Switch while I lied in bed with my ex-girlfriend in her little apartment at college. It's hard to play now even though years have gone by. I've found another woman and I love her, even dated her longer at this point, but it's not the same. I'll never know the passion that I felt with my first love again, and I guess I'm alright with that. Smile that it happened as they say. Christ, I need a mother fucking drink but I told myself I'd cut down and not drink until the weekend. Lord give me fucking strength. Goddamn it. I quit smoking too.

>>725040760
Damn bro I feel for you. If it makes you feel better I've been a beautiful girl who was a virgin when we met and she is my first long term GF and I'm her first boyfriend, I love her lots and still feel that passion for her - BUT she recently told me that she doesn't want kids anymore and that's a deal breaker for me. If I can't change her mind in the next year, I may have to break it off with her and that thought is terrifying for me.

>>725040341
>Dogshit screen
Doesn't matter when you play on TV. This chonker is too big for handheld anyways.
>Underpowered, overpriced hardware
It's an RTX 2050 mobile, which makes it the cheapest device on the market with that GPU.
>$80 games
One gayme
>Slow dripfeed of games
This is a good thing
>Poorly made controllers
Fair point
>Paid online
Also true and gay
>Most Jewish DLC practices of any Nintendo generation
I'm not seeing that yet. Bananza DLC is completely skippable.
The upgrade packs are decent and reasonable so far.
There's no gachashit or season pass crap yet with unlimited price ceilings.

>>725039828 (OP)
Kirby Air Riders wasn't a launch title

>>725041115
Get her off of birth control.
Explain how it breaks her mind and drops cortisol response to zero.

>>725042634
>um actually the dogshit screen doesn't matter because you aren't supposed to play this portable handheld console unless its plugged into a TV
Fuck off coping faggot
>a youtuber said its comparable to a 2050
Yet it can't run games as well as a 2050. Interesting.
>80 games are good!
>not having many games is actually a good thing!
>actually the DLC isn't gay and Jewish, just ignore Pokémon
You should want better for yourself instead of coping and sucking up to corpos

xe made a 1000 threads on 4chan but it was still a success

>>725042634
One game SO FAR

>>725043907
>Yet it can't run games as well as a 2050. Interesting.
Serious question, how does Cyberpunk on a 2050 mobile compare with a docked Switch 2?
Same question but for Split Fiction.
Any other relatively graphically intense big multiplats yet?