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Anonymous No.725046516 [Report] >>725046596 >>725046627 >>725046693 >>725046719 >>725047157 >>725047250 >>725051424 >>725052235 >>725056164 >>725057732 >>725063130
>3.49 million copies sold
Anonymous No.725046596 [Report]
>>725046516 (OP)
Anonymous No.725046627 [Report]
>>725046516 (OP)
plap plap plap
Anonymous No.725046693 [Report]
>>725046516 (OP)
I bought two, a digital one to play and a physical one for collection
Anonymous No.725046719 [Report] >>725052441
>>725046516 (OP)
>at least 3.49 million pedos on the planet right now
grim reality.
Anonymous No.725046974 [Report] >>725047248
thats a lot?
Anonymous No.725047157 [Report] >>725047319
>>725046516 (OP)
Where are her pants
Anonymous No.725047248 [Report] >>725050709
>>725046974
It’s a lot for regular games. Not great if you’re considering this a mainline 3D Mario game which, but pretty great for DK.
Anonymous No.725047250 [Report] >>725049228 >>725050928 >>725059001
>>725046516 (OP)
Between her and splatoon do you think Nintendo is gonna be our main source of safe horny loli for a while? Is Samus gonna have a middle school age daughter? Are we gonna have a Mario game where princess peach and daisy get turned into kids. Between 12 and 14?
Anonymous No.725047319 [Report]
>>725047157
I took them, sorry
Anonymous No.725049228 [Report] >>725056249
>>725047250
Pauline didn’t make as much of a splash as I thought she would.
Anonymous No.725050709 [Report]
>>725047248
Yeah, exactly. It’s impressive for DK standards-like, dude hasn’t had a proper spotlight since Tropical Freeze and even that was mostly propped up by nostalgia and penguin memes. If this keeps up, maybe we’ll finally get a *Donkey Kong 64* remaster or something unhinged like another DK rhythm game. Just don’t expect Galaxy-tier numbers or anything.
Anonymous No.725050797 [Report] >>725059206
Wokey game Wokey Kong
Anonymous No.725050840 [Report]
I think if the Switch 2 had any even half decent games out right now, DK would've been a near flop. The game is a stim toy for toddlers
Anonymous No.725050928 [Report]
>>725047250
Nintendo is the only company that can sexualize kids subtly enough that no one notices
Anonymous No.725051424 [Report] >>725053881 >>725059031
>>725046516 (OP)
>Mario shows up near the end.
>kicks Donkey Kong in the head and steals Pauline from him
>flashes a V sign and says "Waha"
>Pauline screams "DONKEY KOOONG!!" as she is abducted by Mario.
>Donkey Kong cries as he falls to the ground, pulls his head out of the ground, and stomps around angry.
>The implication is that DK was trying to get his girl back in the original arcade game but Mario is just so determined to be a homewrecker.
>that's why the game takes place in a construction site. It symbolizes the budding relationship that DK and Pauline that got wrecked.
>And the worst of it is that Pauline falls for the man who kidnapped her for real.

Holy shit, they really did my man dirty.
Anonymous No.725052235 [Report] >>725052848 >>725059031
>>725046516 (OP)
>draw an 8 year old
>call her 13
Anonymous No.725052441 [Report]
>>725046719
there is much more than that.
Anonymous No.725052669 [Report]
she's ugly and I cringe every time i see her
Anonymous No.725052826 [Report]
Zebra bananza was so pointless. Even the end game rehearsal with it felt undercooked. Great game otherwise.
Anonymous No.725052848 [Report]
>>725052235
legitimately what was the point?
Anonymous No.725053881 [Report]
>>725051424
Holy Shit does that actually fucking happen?
Anonymous No.725056164 [Report] >>725056873 >>725058140 >>725059910 >>725060496 >>725061147 >>725063621
>>725046516 (OP)
Anonymous No.725056226 [Report] >>725057903
>0.009 million copies sold
Anonymous No.725056249 [Report]
>>725049228
I think it was the pixarification
Anonymous No.725056873 [Report]
>>725056164
who did this?
Anonymous No.725057732 [Report] >>725057836
>>725046516 (OP)
You're welcome
Anonymous No.725057805 [Report] >>725058034
>[Game] happens to have little girl character
>Jannies actively hunt down threads about [Game] to make sure it can never be talked about on this board
I want off this goddamn ride.
Anonymous No.725057836 [Report]
>>725057732
ngl his spoiler made me buy the game
Anonymous No.725057903 [Report]
>>725056226
Anonymous No.725058034 [Report]
>>725057805
lolis are classic 4chan culture and thus extremely offensive to the twittards who need to take screenshots and repost them to make a living
Anonymous No.725058140 [Report]
>>725056164
>AI nigger
Anonymous No.725058452 [Report] >>725059031 >>725060775 >>725061049
Do we think they'll expand on Emerald Rush with updates?
The rank-up unlockable screen appears to end like, an odd 40% through the page which leaves a lot of odd white space.
And also, only like half the layers seem to be Emerald Rush compatible.

That said. This mode is surprisingly solid.
Perhaps it shouldn't be that surprising given how excellent the game's movement is in general, which is like core to the entire game mode. But I never ever would have imagined Nintendo adding a roguelite mode to Bananza. Especially not in a way that actually took advantage of the already existing levels and such. I kind of love it.
Anonymous No.725059001 [Report]
>>725047250
>our main source of safe horny loli
This concept is somehow more degenerate to me than just beating it to loli.
Anonymous No.725059031 [Report] >>725063529
>>725051424
What if they end up making a 3rd remake of the arcade and this is the plot, but it was all a misundertanding with Mario and Stanly was the actual psycho in the end?
>>725052235
She has the proportions of a Mario (and essential Nintendo) character.

She's absolutely 13 years old, just like Ness is 13 years old too.

>>725058452
Poppy >>> Candy
Anonymous No.725059206 [Report] >>725060952
>>725050797
I enjoy this color pairing, and still think 'cotton candy' more than 'trans' when I see it. Not enough of a retard to have my jimmies rustled by a color cominbation, it's unfortunate you're that much of a weak bitch.
Anonymous No.725059283 [Report] >>725062582 >>725063529
Anonymous No.725059910 [Report]
>>725056164
Who did she vore
Anonymous No.725060496 [Report]
>>725056164
pregnancyfags get the rope
Anonymous No.725060775 [Report]
>>725058452
I’d rather they make Bananza 2 at this point
Anonymous No.725060952 [Report]
>>725059206
Hey look, it’s Copey Kong
Anonymous No.725061049 [Report]
>>725058452
>do you guys think they’ll expand on this $20 dlc? I feel kind of ripped off but I was glad to give my friends at Nintendo money.
Anonymous No.725061147 [Report]
>>725056164
To be fair Pauline here is over twice the age Lina Medina was when she became a mom
Anonymous No.725062582 [Report]
>>725059283
There's also adult Pauline.

She's definitely an odd character. Perhaps the one character they can say she's both a Mario and Donkey Kong character.
Anonymous No.725063130 [Report] >>725063382 >>725064357
>>725046516 (OP)
>only 350k soild in Japan
LMAO. Wokey Kong Trannanza is a flop.
Anonymous No.725063382 [Report] >>725063824
>>725063130
Japan doesnt care about DOnkey Kong
if it was a game where you actually played as Loline in Mushroom Kingdom it would've cracked a million
Anonymous No.725063529 [Report]
>>725059283
>>725059031
13 is legal adult age…
Anonymous No.725063621 [Report] >>725064794
>>725056164
Would be based if she was fat instead
Anonymous No.725063824 [Report] >>725064687
>>725063382
DKC series sold gangbusters in japan and shit all over yoshi's island.
Anonymous No.725064357 [Report]
>>725063130
>only 350k soild in Japan
Pretty sure Astrobot sold very poorly in Japan, and I would not call that game a flop.....
Anonymous No.725064687 [Report]
>>725063824
>30 years ago
Anonymous No.725064794 [Report] >>725064874
>>725063621
Anonymous No.725064810 [Report]
What color is her underwear?
Anonymous No.725064874 [Report]
>>725064794
Eugh not drawn like that though
change your model/LORAs this sux