Thread 725047359

>not a single bad game
Name a more consistent vidya series than Resident Evil.

I hate 5 with a passion. A lot of people also dislike 6, and people actively try to forget ORC even happened.

bing bing

5 and 6 are some of the most boring games I’ve played.

The Last of Us

That's a man.
An ugly one, at that.

what about umbrella chronicles
and umbrella corps

RE3 remake is pretty shit too

>>725048153
I try to forget that one happened. Some of the worst dialogue I've ever slogged through.

>female vidya character goes viral
>ewhores immediately start cosplaying as said character for attention
good morning i hate women

>>725048551
I think it's worse when they do shit like this when it's some chronically online meme like the chud or a person. MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME

>>725047989
If we ignore part 2, then yeah, kinda

Stop lying, RE6 is dogshit.

>>725047359 (OP)
cv sucks ass

>>725049121
re6 is pretty awful

Splatoon

>>725049460
I wish this was my woife and my baby in the future

RE6 is objectively bad (I am not counting Mercs)
inb4 some retard faggot calls CVX or RE0 bad becuase they can't run around a cargo plane

>>725049460
What an antisemitic picture!

>>725048353
>YOU WANT S.T.A.R.S, I´LL GIVE YOU S.T.A.R.S
>runs like a bitch

>>725048840
I saw adude dressed as Chris Chan for Halloween one year. I was the only one to get his costume.

>>725047359 (OP)
RE1 - good
RE2 - good
RE3 - good
RECV - ok
RE- - bad
RE4 - good
RE5 - ok
RE6 - bad
RE7 - bad
REV - bad

>>725047359 (OP)
>RE8
>RE6
>RE5 (single player)
>RE Outbreak
>RE4 Remake

>>725047359 (OP)
Monster Hunter and Bayonetta

What the fuck was her problem?

every RE game after 6 is not a RE game

>>725047359 (OP)
Except 6 and 7 and 8 and 9 and 10 and and

>>725047359 (OP)
5 and 6 suck. That was two shit games in a row.

>>725047989
Not even a series by definition. It has two games. No, the yearly remasters don’t count. No, the show doesn’t count.

>>725052686
Yes they do

>>725049325
I guess I agree. I wouldn’t really call 3 good with its shit map design and underwhelming single player content, but it’s not bad. It’s fine.

>>725052752
>No you see they have to count or else I have no argument
Get back to work on your bald ugly Asian woman in space game, Cuckmann

>>725053035
>instant spergout instead of an argument
Tranny

so this is the new /v/ meta huh
you post a lust provoking image and bait, so both aspects will draw people to your dogshit thread

Except that 6 is dogshit.

>>725052263
She was built like 10 year old girl who then was spoiled her who life and given the ability to control people. Of course shes a brat.

5 was the worst because of the dogshit cripple AI that you have to babysit your partner
actual babysitting task (ashley in 4) is done million times better

>>725052263
Her father figure was abusive and her mother figure was a lying bitch.

>>725047359 (OP)
6 is fucking awful anon

>>725052263
super powerful psychotic labrat gone loose is one of the most common tropes ever.

>>725053248
>/v/ meta
who the fuck talks like that, kill yourself zoomer retard

>>725052263
Severe deficiency of cocks

Survivor
0
Umbrella Corps
Operation Racoon City
Gaiden

Come on man

>>725047359 (OP)
fat

>>725055074
This is only an issue on professional difficulty Sheva takes care of her self if you don't give her an SMG.

>>725047359 (OP)
Ummm.... excuse me sweaty? Come again?

Cottage cheese thighs anger me.

Ys is more consistently good than RE

>>725047359 (OP)
Every mainline numbered game after 4 was bad.
>B-But 7 was-
7 was dogshit and only retards who've never played 1-3 pretend it was any kind of return to form.

>>725055716
I like 7 but I always thought the narrative that "6 was so shit the series was dead ;_; and then 7 saved everything :O" was super dumb. 6 sold like crazy and wasn't even that bad.

>>725047359 (OP)
Wait, this is a GUY?!
First time in my life I've been fooled. Jeez.

>>725052263
Could she be “normal” if raised like a child and not a 5 grade science project?

>>725047359 (OP)
I want to suck her cock.

Sooo... do we like Village here or nah? serious non-gooner non-meme responses only please.

>>725057018
I like it, It’s like shorter RE4

>>725047359 (OP)
Easy the Metal Gear Series, the only bad one is survive and snake's revenge but that one isn't technically a metal gear game, so there's also a huge gap in these bad spinoffs

>mpo
niche
>ac!d 1/2
technically not in the main series, more like a what if
>pachinko?
won't count that
>ground zeroes
a tech demo but its still decent

>>725052263
Moldy vagina

>>725057443
>the only bad one is survive
/v/ constantly tells me that it's actually a hidden gem and better than Phantom Pain. Is this just /v/ contrarianism taken to it's extreme or is it actually good?

>>725057685
Its a bad spin off, not made by kojima but still canon, its a generic zombie killer game but it doesn't really need to exist, added nothing to the story, gameplay was dull and overall a dud of a game, most likely anons fucking with you for teh lulz

>>725057018
I liked it up until the Chris switch. That section sucked ass and Ethan was robbed from saving Mia himself. It's just weird knowing that Ethan died before ever meeting his wife again after Miranda switched places with her, why the fuck did they not let Ethan save her himself?

Shadows of Rose is also terrible but it was obvious that DLC was greenlit way too late and was given zero resources or time to make it good. The team did what they could with the little they were given.

The game is a mess but I think most of it is pretty fun, if you view it as schlock.

>>725047359 (OP)
nice ass

>>725047359 (OP)
That's a man.

>>725059196
kill yourself

>>725052834
3's story mode is a worse version of Octo Expansion, but Side Order is really cool and it is what makes me dust off my Switch the most nowadays.

I guess I also like playing online, even if I'm not that good at it.

>>725059312
Why?

>>725047359 (OP)
i know everyone seethes over RE6 but RE6 was one of the best experiences i've ever had in co-op. absolute kino divided in easily digestible chunks

>>725049118
>if we ignore 1 of the two games in this series, then yeah it has no bad games

>>725047359 (OP)
Yep. 1, 2, and 3, all excellent.
It's too bad the series ended 26 years ago, but maybe it was for the best.

>>725051446
>RE5 - ok
shit taste

>>725059709
>3 was excellent

>>725057685
It's a solid 5/10. No redeeming qualities, but it uses some of the same gameplay elements as The Phantom Pain, so it's still mildly entertaining for that alone. But in the other hand, everything else that's exclusive to this game sucks ass. Repetitive doesn't even begin to describe it. If you want more Phantom Pain, this is definitely NOT the place to search for.

/v/ is just trolling you real hard

>>725047359 (OP)
>not a single bad game
REmake 3. And it's not the only bad Resident Evil game.

>>725059676
congratulations. that's the fucking joke

>>725060147
rape yourself with a rusty spoon and then kill yourself

>>725059774
Who doesn't like original 3?

>>725060259
Autistics are so fun to play with

>>725047359 (OP)
>not a single bad game
Not even counting spin-offs, I can count at least 5 on the top of my head
>0
>REmake 3
>Rev1
>RE6
>RE8
>CV

>>725047359 (OP)
5, 6, 7, REmake 3

Was 0 bad? I haven't played it since release so I only remember cool train and Rebecca is hot.

>>725047359 (OP)
>not a single bad game
Did you forget something?
>Released late in the PS1's lifetime
>Recycled enemies from the previous 3 RE games
>Throwaway characters
>Horrible voice acting (not that the series had stellar performances so far)
Granted the concept was novel for an RE game at the time, considering that the original 1996 game was supposed to be an FPS.

>>725047359 (OP)
Warcraft
not counting DeForged as its a demaster and not a sequel/prequel

>>725062051
I bought it at a pawn shop and the guy gave me a discount because in his own words
>I cant in good conscious sell you this shitty game at such a high price
Sold it to me at 20 bucks.

>Name a more consistent vidya series than Resident Evil.

Tetris.

>>725047359 (OP)
GTA

>>725047359 (OP)
0, CV, 6, 7, Village and the remakes are all shit.

RE1 kino
Re2 kino
Re3 kino
Re1r kino
Re2r - a stolen indie devs game
Re3r - made by indians, missing content and sailor swearing jill
Re4 - stopped what RE was and became leon the last action hero vs mexican monsters
Re5 steroid chris shoots blacks in africa and punches boulders with his fist - almost kino
Re6 - dont get me started
Re4r - who asked for this shit
Re revelations - kino
Re revelations 2 - bruce jenny bad guy and game cut into dlc chapters to fuck customers out of money
Re7 - we ran out of ideas - the game
Re8 - we REALLY ran out of ideas so stole shinjis cancelled RE4 ideas
Re outbreak 1 and 2 - kino if you can get it to work
That RE multiplayer game no one remembers- erm.....

>original RE2
>"bro, Claire first is the canon choice!"
>go with that
>get to Kendo's gun shop
>he pumps the crossbow in cutscene

>>725047359 (OP)
Where do I find an Alcina vampire mommy to breastfeed me before crushing my face and dick with her colossal ass?

>>725047359 (OP)
ZAMN!

>>725048840
What's her name?

>>725067021
>BRAPPPFFT

re1r - kino, crimsonheads felt kinda forced though
re2 - kino, more streamlined but really cool vibe
re2r - probably the best game in the franchise, only annoyance is the sloppy monochrome filter and making lot of the iconic designs forced flesh creepers rather than sexy monsters
re3 - safe kino
re3r - underrated kino
re4 - innovated the gameplay in the right direction, pretty solid but the vibe is off
re7 - really good game, the first person just werks. Suffers from limited monsters and boring designs. Best written one in the series.

Looking forward to playing 0 and 9, maybe check out 4r and 8 eventually.

>>725057018
I think the castle sequence is generally well regarded, but YMMV on the rest of the game. Village really does throw the fuck ever at the wall just to see what sticks.

Hello there

>>725067021
>crushing my face and dick with her colossal ass?
What about your balls?

RE1 - good
RE2 - great
RE3 - good
RECV - okay
RE4 - great
RE0- bad
UC - fun
DC - fun
RE5 - okay
RE6 - eh
REV 1 - good
REV 2 - didnt play
RE7 - great
RE8 - good

REmake 1 - fantastic
REmake 2 - good
Remake 3 - terrible
REmake 4 - fine but i really dont know what the point was

>>725067021
She would eat you non-sexually.

these are the official capcom numbers by the way

lily: 3.1"
lucia: 3.4"
lucy: 3.5"
cassandra: 3.6"
grace: 3.7" premature ejaculator
emma: 3.7"
natalia: 3.9"
ada: 4.3", wildly insecure about it
yoko: 5" even
zoe: 5.1"
jill: 5.4"
the mayor's daughter: 5.4"
mia: 5.5"
bela: 5.5"
linda: 5.5"
sherry circa re2: 5.5"
valerie: 5.6", regularly compared with yoko's
claire: 5.6"
mother miranda: 5.6"
ashley: 5.7"
alyssa: 5.7"
jessica: 5.8"
misty: 5.9"
rita: 5.9"
marguerite: 5.9"
sherry circa re6: 6"
annette: 6"
lady D: 6.1"
sheva: 6.1"
carla: 6.1"
deborah: 6.2"
hunnigan: 6.2"
dona: 6.3"
fong ling: 6.3"
rachel: 6.4"
alex: 6.6"
rebecca: 6.7"
emily: 6.8"
helena: 6.8"
monica: 6.8"
rosemary: 6.9"
cindy: 7.6"
moira: 8"
alexia: 8.1"
donna: 9.3", wildly insecure about it for some reason
eveline: infinite

>>725068681
Good opinions anon.

>>725068882
Thanks anon
Ive been replaying a lot of RE so this is all fresh

>>725047359 (OP)
5, 6, are bad. 7, 8 are terrible.

The series really ended with Zero/Remake 1 or Code Veronica in how you want to look at it.

>>725048551
>Mommy monster character comes out from studio that has been getting woker and woker
>Sexy whores cosplay as character
>Bonus points if they show their hairy pussies in the outfit
Good evening I love women!!

>>725052263
Unironically she needed to be corrected.

>>725057443
Sweety, only 1, 2, and Ghost Babel are worth playing. 3 was the beginning of no Fukushima and all Kojima writing. 4 is such a fucking joke. 5 wasn't even finished but Kojima loved wasting money with the demo.

>>725048551
>women

>>725068870
>"
how did you get the list of how long they last

>>725068870
What are those numbers?

I literally only like the PS1 trilogy and RE4.

>>725073647
Whatever you want it to be.

>>725047359 (OP)
Sigh... time for NNN to end.

>>725068870
>no mention of excella
shit list faggot

>>725047359 (OP)
Doom.
Yes, really.

>>725047359 (OP)
BWC whore

>>725047359 (OP)
is 4 remake shit cuz i genuinely much prefer 5 over it even though everyone sucks 4's dick all the time. i thought itd be re5 but without a aimbot partner but its just fucking lame

>>725047359 (OP)
6 and 7 were both shit

>>725047359 (OP)
How big is her cock?

>>725077375
Women don't have cocks.

>>725078132
The one in OP does.

>>725079415
Prove it.

>>725047359 (OP)
Some ozempic would improve her

>>725079769
>>725079769
https://litter.catbox.moe/apxtvop3hkzwyeuv.jpeg

>>725080085
HOLY YUM!

>>725080085
>jewed
and like that, you've lost me

>>725047989
>series
>2 games
I guess......

>>725047359 (OP)
Code Veronica sucks.
Zero sucks.
Gaiden sucks.
Operation Raccoon City sucks.
4 sucks after you rescue Ashley.
5 sucks after leaving the village.
6 fucking sucks.
2 sucks.
8 sucks
The Gun Survivor games suck.
Darkside Chronicles sucks.
Revelations 1 and 2 suck.
REverse sucks.
That one online game that plays like Dead By Daylight also sucks.
REmake sucks.
The only games that don't give me the urge to vomit are RE1 and RE3 and the Outbreak duology.

>>725080085
way too small

>>725081476
Anon really likes sucking.

>>725047359 (OP)
I take it you never played RE6 single-player.

>>725060259
You mad, nigga?