Thread 725065267

Hey, /v/, would you make me a sandwich?

>>725065267 (OP)
What does pumpernickel taste like?

>>725065350
Very dense whole grain dark rye bread, sometimes it's spiced with stuff like nutmeg, cinnamon, maybe ginger

>>725065267 (OP)
I just want a Sims game that focused on cooking. Sims Medieval almost had that where individual foods actually have their own buffs instead of just +1-+5 Happiness.

>>725065267 (OP)
nNNOOHh

>>725065350
Salty milk and coins.

>>725065267 (OP)
Where's the capicola?

>>725065267 (OP)
bread, butter, cheese, slice of tomato, another slice of bread
maybe throw in one or two rings of onion and that's it

>>725065267 (OP)
Cut it into the shape of a breffmint

>>725065487
Like how dense? Should you even toast it?

>>725065267 (OP)
For me it's Pancakeria

>>725065267 (OP)
Wait, let me get the mayo. *unzips*

So I found these neat pretzel roll things at the store I've been making sandwiches out of. I'll either take ham or smoked turkey lunch meat and a slice of swiss and make sandwiches with that on two rolls. Pop them in the microwave for about 40 seconds then finish them with a little mustard. Those rolls are so soft and chewy without getting rubbery as bread in the microwave gets sometimes. Melty Swiss. A little mustard zing. It's simple but that has been my go-to quick snack for like two weeks now.

>Top tier: Fresh baguette baked recently
>If not possible, hamburger bun with sasmesese seeds
>Third option if nothing else, very gently toasted regular ass sliced bread, I'm talking so gentle it just started browning
>Caesar sauce
>Light cheese slice
>Chicken or pork pastrami
>Softboiled egg
>Lettuce

Is all I need, bros

For me, it's the reuben, and get that thousand island dressing bullshit outta here and drown it in horseradish instead

>meats and cheeses are square-shaped so they fit nicely with the bread
>but we're just supposed to stuff veggies there even though most people don't like them in the first place
Truly the niggers of ingredients

>>725065267 (OP)
underrated waifu

Sure. How many stacks do you want?

>>725069434
Is this fun?

>>725065267 (OP)
Done.

>>725069543
Yes, if you like problem solving and optimization.

>>725065852
Yes.

>plain white bread
>shredded cheese (American)
>barbeque sauce
>close sandwich and squish
There's your midnight snack, bros. Thank me later.

>>725065350
Like a pumped up nickel.

I know it's subway but for me it's honey oats spicy Italian, chipotle southwest+sweet onion, lettuce+tomato+jalapeno+pickles

>>725065350
It's kind of like the difference between white bread and whole grain
Take that difference and multiply it by 5. Make the bread stiffer (but not stale) and toss in some random unidentifiable crap. Pumpernickel

>>725071945
Not real bread

Yes Teacher, we do math in this site leave me alone.

>>725069743
Too spicy for me. Looks good though.

>>725071945
Those are penises