Thread 725078163

Queen of /v/

>>725078163 (OP)
>>>/vp/
>>>/trash/

You're a fucking retard.
No pun intended.

>>725078163 (OP)
SHE FUCKING WON

>>725078163 (OP)
She looks like she fucks Muks while her trainer watches.

>>725078163 (OP)
Normalfag garbage

your spamming is probably going to cost her

>>725078163 (OP)
Wrong

>>725078527
Context/full image?

>>725078918
I assume she gave him a handy, and the guardevoir spazzed out and threw her ice cream on the roof due to psychic link?

>>725078163 (OP)
Not my gardie

>>725078918
trainer has gf
pokemon jealous

>>725078527
>implying the human bitch wouldnt be in the backseat while garde gets the front

>>725078346
While Grimers make her trainer watch*

>>725078918
cuck cope is what it is

yugo would never cheat on his childhood wife

>>725079434
Cute picture! :3

>>725078527
The Joker with a Lopunny is in the background...

>>725078163 (OP)
I spite vote every Pokemon character in the tournaments.

>Queen of /v/
Translation: FotM spam waifu

>>725078163 (OP)
smooch

>>725079434
Childhood friends are 1000% meant to be losers

>>725080026
whar?

>>725080180
Childhood friend relationships are never winning, that gardevoir is sitting in the cuck pet bed while her trainer bangs an actual human and not a walking onion

>>725080251
But unlike that filthy human "woman" their relationship has layers!

>>725080251
cuck

>>725078527
based
>unfunny meme reference in the backround
nevermind cringe

>>725080394
Of course Faggler would want to be a queen. A drag queen!

>>725078163 (OP)
That's a man though

Wedding night

>>725079434
>Finds random human crying in the woods.
>Drops everything and decides to make that boy her caretaker for life
>Constantly stalks him without his knowledge throughout his day

Why are they like this?

>>725078163 (OP)
QUEEN OF BWC

>>725080801
and?

>>725080974
well a male monarch would usually be called a king

>>725079741
People have been posting gardevoir since at least Emerald, before/ vp/ even existed. It's probably one of the reasons why /vp/ was made.

>>725080828
All Gardevoirs are autistic

>>725080828
She saw his shita cock and knew that would be a trainer worth getting in on early

>>725080828
to protect them from the most insidious creature getting to them

>>725080828
She just wants to take care of him.

>>725080828
Love at first sight. It happens anon

>>725080828
Gardevoirs were created to serve and fuck human trainers.

>>725078527
I fear for that woman's life...

Son. It's your father. Please come home. Your mother and I are sorry with how we reacted to your choice of pokemon. When you said you loved her in a romantic way we over reacted and didn't take your feelings into account.

We love you son and will respect any decision you come to but please.
Come home.

>>725078527
This is not the first time it’s happened. Also, is that Garde getting enough sleep?

Please do not cuck your Gardevoir...

>>725081438
>>725081615
out of character no?
aren't they supposed to be pure of heart and support their trainer's wishes

>>725081474
Fuck you dad

At what point will the Garde do that thing from Higurashi where she tries to break off the door chain?

>>725081915
How long until edited out.

>>725082010
it's been there for years

>>725081438
>>725081867
Is there even an actual black hole move in Pokemon? And one that Gardevoir can actually learn?

>>725081474
Dad. The hypocrisy is why I left. I mean my mom is a fucking zoroark

>>725081438
Gardevoir would never. She'd explode with uncontrollable anger and sadness but she could never bring herself to harm her trainer.
>>725081489
Gardevoir would do this 100%.

>>725079652
It's the little things.

>>725082127
Every Gardevoir can canonically create black holes when pissed off.

>>725080817
>pokemon you can fuck
>has a giant fin in her chest so you can't hold her tight

>>725082151
>dad the whole reason why i love my gardevoir is because im half pokemon and can understand her.
>son i-
>WHY DO YOU THINK IM HALF POKEMON, RETARD.
>zoro-zoroark!

>>725082151
if your mom was a zoroark you'd be a zoroark
that's how it works with pokemon

>>725082356
The chest horn is canonically the most sensitive part of her body.

Imagine.

>>725082356
hug around it then

>>725082283
Would’ve liked tears in her eyes but oh well.

>>725082356
That's why Kirlia is superior. Also loli

>>725082479
She doesn't have anything there.

>>725082443
Worth it.

>>725082356
my personal headcanon is that the spike is ethereal, it just noclips into your chest when you hug her giving both of you a very, very euphoric feeling

>>725082561
Do you mean that as my penis is fucking her physically, her chest fin is fucking me spiritually?

>>725082516
troons btfoed

>>725082561
>amorphous egg group.
pretty sure the spike is the most tangible part. like a slime core.

>>725082283
> I heard you struck my son.
> Yes sir, I did.
> And may I ask why?
> Yeah, well, because he stole the Gardevoir’s bicycle, sir. And, uh…killed her trainer.
>…Oh.

>>725081915
>In particular, TheGamer's Editor in Chief Stacey Henley voiced her displeasure, having taken a liking to the species due to seeing her own transgender identity reflected in Gardevoir's evolutionary line.

When do you think they fucked for the first time?

>>725081438
If my pokemon ever threatened me like this they're going in the pokeball and it's getting thrown in lava

How dare you threaten me? Fucking sub-human PET. You are my battle chicken, my slave to made me poke dollars so I can eat slow poke tails and smoke tangleweeds.

Know your place, fucking POCKET monster.

You know how easy it would be to take of this bitches red fins and just twist that shit? Give that bitch a test contusion. You wanna be the Gardevoir with a fucked up red chest piece bitch? I'll take a bite out of that shit

Bam. Now you walk around in front of other Gardevoirs with your broken ass fin. REJECTED. Imperfect trash. Bitch, you couldn't DREAM about hurting me.

My Gengar would pop out of my shadow (we're cool like that) and mating press this bitch in an infinitely flat shadow layer where she can technically never escape because his far Gengar cock has been thinned into her pussy and the shadow at such a shallow point that they occupy the same place at the same time

>>725082891
Yeah except she can read your mind and would instantly know you intended to harm her...A yandere Gardevoir is the worst case scenario, there is no hope but to give her the human dick and hope for the best my son...

>>725082151
Don't make the same mistake I did son.

>>725082882
They probably fucked like rabbits when he got that apartment for them

>>725082830
>Gardevoir's Wikipedia article.
>Includes a subsection on it's sex symbol status.
>Some troon game journalist: "How can this victimize me?"
>Proceeds to take up an entire paragraph of real estate - the longest one in the subsection.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/137026030
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/137103401

>>725083050
update when

>>725082195
this
really the worst thing she would do is probably gaslight you until you turn to her
no violence or threats needed

>>725078163 (OP)
Or you could... you know... go out to town and talk to a real woman so you don't have to fantasize about borderline zoophilia with something that looks like the ugly imitation of a girl

>>725082127
Spatial rend I guess? Palkia's signature move.

>>725083292
Sounds awful.

Who has those greentext fanfics of trainers pimping a gardevoir or something? This was surprisingly well before the plush was announced.

>>725082127
Shadow Ball?

>>725083292
I'm 5ft1

>>725078163 (OP)
protect that smile, let her drive.

>>725082127
garde just limit breaks the 6x buff cap and can bend space with psychic

>>725082356
hit it from behind

>>725083292
I am unironically not attracted to real women

>>725081438
Gardevoir posessed by yandere Gengar. I need this.

>>725078163 (OP)
>off-model
>800th repost
>file.jpg
OP is a fagbot

>click on queen of /v/ thread
>get dogshit pokefucker thread
This is why pokemon tards will never win a tourney

>>725083852
lol, lmao

>>725083693
Wow

>>725083850
>off-model
It's canon noob

>>725083936
right every single time

>>725081438
rather than becoming jealous or possessive, the garde will innocently mimic the girlfriends behavior simply to garner the same amount of attention, totally unaware of the connotations.

>>725079434
THis is a male gardevoir

>>725078163 (OP)
how do i not let her down?

>>725079741
None of the winners thus far have been FOTM, though Hornet might be the closest to an exception. (She got runner-up pre-Silksong, so calling her a complete case of it seems disingenuous.) You're probably thinking of King of /v/.

>>725079741
None of the winners thus far have been FOTM, though Hornet might become the closest to an exception if she wins this year. (She got runner-up pre-Silksong, so calling her a complete case of it seems disingenuous.) You're probably thinking of King of /v/. Felt fine with Garland, but little overkill with Shadow being JC Denton of all characters.

>>725083936
>nooooo you can't just enjoy a solitary life you need to go through humiliation rituals after humiliation rituals for 20 years until you give up and settle for a single mom with 5 halfbreeds!!
yeah sorry but... i'm just not gonna do that

>>725078527
Is there a separate niche/term for girls getting NTR'd? Seems like it'd actually be hot compared to the normal stuff.

>>725083852
You call tell when it's a general tournament discussion thread and when it's a character-specific thread. Seen this happen with other girls and men as well.

>>725084213
Cuckqueen, which gardenwhore cannocily is

>>725084213
just use the male cheating tag

>>725078163 (OP)
She has a huge futa cock btw

>>725084213
Cuckquean

>>725084575
wikipedos really have nothing better to do uh?

actual queen

>>725084340
>that one nekonote comic
For once, I can agree.

>>725084748
A vote for hornet is a vote for gardevore

>>725084918
shaw

>>725083936
How do you meet real women anyway?

Lop bros when are we going to get our cute animation?

hol up

>>725084964
conventions, where they'll be cosplaying as pokemon

>>725085005
How it will look like?

>>725085005
probably not for a while

>>725085005
The Internet would freeze

>>725085098
>Young trainer gets buneary
>It hates him
>He still dotes on it while it kicks him, whacks him with its ears, and snubs him
>Timeskip showing his friends with evolved pokemon that clearly care about each other, Buneary is still a little shit
>Neither of them is happy
>Trainer gets opportunity to trade Buneary for another pokemon and is clearly tempted, but turns it down
>Another timeskip, trainer is walking with Buneary and they get jumped by wild pokemon, despite everything he gets ready to defend her
>Buneary finally evolves and kicks the shit out of them
>additional lovey dovey scene at a later time
>roll credits

>>725085098
>Chubby teen has a best friend Lopunny
>But all they do is stay at home and play video games all day
>Lopunny even has a tiny bed that's right next to the teen
>Mother is fed up and sends them to find work
>Teen feeds job application letter to Lopunny that happily munches on it like a rabbit
>Mother kicks them out until they get a job
>Because they're super best friends they insist on working together
>But this makes it very challenging to find a job, a montage plays of them failing to find something they can both be happy doing
>They get challenged to a battle but decline
>Flash back of the teen having no friends and only having a Buneary plush toy to be friends with
>Mom buys him a Buneary egg that hatches and becomes best friend.
>Also they tried to battle but Buneary got roughed up and the teen got so upset seeing his best bud get beaten up he vowed to never make them do that again
>Return the the present and they're out of ideas
>Suddenly for some reason Lopunny's ears get super dirty, maybe they fell over or a car drove past into a puddle
>Teen pulls out his first aid kit but once open you see its actually filled with grooming products
>He begins to do expert tiered cleaning of Lopunny's fur, like a true master he does it with love and care
>His love of Lop over time let him become incredibly good at grooming and cleaning in the perfect way.
>Some dude at a grooming store sees this and hires them
>Now they work as Pokemon groomers together at a local salon
>Teen grooms and Lop just fwips her ears to show off products
>They spend their first pay check on a big double bed to sleep in
>Right before end mother hears the two making loud bed spring noises in a particularly repetitious nature
>She opens the door suddenly to find the two...
>...jumping on the bed like kids
>Roll credits

>>725085338
i prefer this one
it lines up with the mechanic on buneary's closeness starting at 0 when captured
should add an end scene of lop still not letting go of the habit if hitting its trainer, just more playfully instead of antagonistic

I'm on TOP of the WORLD!!! Lopunny (male)! THANK you for ALLOWING me to EAT this BOUNTIFUL SLICE of PIZZA!!! HUUUUHHH?!?! This PIZZA has PEPPERONI on it?!? OR should I say, KEKKERONI??!?! NOW I GET it, TIEN, YOU want to KEK me, RIGHT?!? You wanna JIZZ ALL over our female trainer’s FACE while I WATCH and EAT my MEASLY RATION?!?! WHHHAAAA---?!?! You REALLY mean that?!?! Instead of EXPLODING in her PIZZA BOX, you want to ADD COPIOUS amounts of ALFREDO SAUCE on my 'ZA SLICE?!?!?! And then, you will both GUFFAW as you WATCH me WINE and DINE on SUCH a RICH and OH-SO-DELIGHTFUL DISH?!?! I will be LAUGHED at as you BOTH HUMILIATE and INSULT ME?!?! EEHHHHH?!? This ALSO has MUSHROOMS ON IT?!?! I SEE WHAT you are GETTING at!!! YOU want ME to CUM in a SOCK and LEAVE it in a WARM, yet MOIST PLACE, until the SEMEN SOCK starts to grow FUNGUS on it, and THEN you will FORCE me to eat this RARE and DISGUSTING MUSHROOM on a PIZZA PIE?!?! EEEHHHHHH?!?!? SINCE this MUSHROOM will have SPROUTED from MY semen, it will * GULP* TECHNICALLY BE my OWN CHILD!?!? You're gonna BEAT me and FORCE me to INGEST MY OWN CHILD while I JACK OFF INTO MORE SOCKS?!?! AND this EXPERIENCE will TRAUMATISE ME, but DUE to the VERY NATURE of the ACT, I will get MORE aroused than EVER BEFORE!?!? I'll be ABLE to PRODUCE this FUNGUS on an INDUSTRIAL SCALE and SELL this GROTESQUE ABOMINATION to PIZZA PARLORS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY?!?!? The ENTIRE WORLD will be FEASTING ON MY CHILDREN as I am LOCKED and TRAPPED in a SMALL CLOSET, while YOU and my WIFE SPEND ALL my HARD EARNED CASH on APHRODISIACS?!?! KEKING me even FURTHER and CAUSING me to EXPAND my PRODUCTION???!! You two will be FUCKING LONG after I am REDUCED to a SKELETON in the CLOSET?!??! And I WILL NOT have DIED from natural causes, but rather EXTREME LONELINESS from being LOCKED and CAGED in a 5 SQUARE FOOT WARDROBE?!?! YABBA DABBA DOO LET'S GET COOKING!!!

>>725085914
im not reading that shit nigga

>>725085914
happy for you
or sorry that happened to you

>>725081915
How did the guy who posted the image explain how he found it?

Was this shot necessary?

>>725086769
positively vital

>>725082824
kek, but i question the authenticity of a gardevoir having a bicycle.

>>725085005
here ya go

>>725086769
tpc knows exactly what they are doing and what a decent chunk of the audience wants

pic related is official btw

>>725082412
This it's the chest clit

Ok but is a Gardevoir actually a good lay or would she just be a dead fish in bed.

Feel like a lopunny would be much more fun to actually fuck

>>725087197
>is the psychic pokemon that canonically senses its trainers emotions and cares deeply for their well-being be a good lay
she's the best possible lay
it'd be like two pacific rim pilots fucking while drift compatible

>>725087293
Being psychic and emotional doesn't actually mean shit if you can't move how your partner wants you too.

>>725078918
Sex
It's always sex
And we always laugh.

>>725087197
She's stiff but makes up for it with the eagerness to please.

>>725085914
>Female Trainer
>Getting rid of the cuckquean angle
LAME

>>725087371
Blue board

>>725079419
Guess the picture wasn't "avant Garde" enough.

>>725086552
>Gardevoir are often regarded as strictly female
Should we tell them?

>MFW this thread won't get deleted!
Yay!

Everyone loves Gardevoir

>>725087440
that was very clever, have this image as recompense

>>725078163 (OP)
Obligatory

>>725086769
Yes.

Why does everyone assume a Gardevoir would be jealous or it would be ntr for a trainer to get a human girlfriend? If anything the Gardevoir would encourage something like that as long as she herself isn't cut out of her masters life.

Literally the perfect Mon to start a harem with

>>725087060
Or a really big nipple, I can't tell what would be weirder.

>>725087778
it's one of these actually

Remember, theres no laws against the plushies

>>725087659
>Gardewife mindraping the girls in your neighborhood for (you)
>Sitting on the couch as she forces her latest victim to deepthroat you with glassy unfocused eyes.