Thread 725078443

>no penis
does anyone else feel that it's a little odd for nintendo design link in this way? why didn't they just give link some underwear for this drawing? why make it canon that he can't have sex with zelda? or any girl in hyrule for that matter.

It's a skeleton for the design for the wireframe. It's concept art 101

The best part of modern day /v/ is that there no longer needs to be a divide between "actually retarded" and "just pretending" we have achieved a perfect equilibrium where both states can exists at once in the same person

>>725078443 (OP)
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/iIb8k0JIg0XURHeuv_3s4g/

>Why isn't my Nintendo game showing me penises?
Because it's art for a children's game, not a fucking anatomy textbook.

>>725078443 (OP)
>childbearing hips

>>725078629
Show me your penis, anon.

Why are Nintendo adults so creepy?

>>725078443 (OP)
Link is a cuntboy, always has been

>>725078607
don't make me tap the sign

>>725078443 (OP)
>no penis
>Klinefelter syndrome
They want to humiliate Link, simple as. Is there a similar drawing for Zelda? No, of course not.

>>725078443 (OP)

is no one else noticing the lack of nipples either? my guess is that the switch is too underpowered to render a detailed dick and they thought no one could breach their encryption to inspect the models

>>725078443 (OP)
woke/humiliation ritual that's why

>>725078443 (OP)
its not a little odd its fucking insane, but also part and parcel for weird ass nintendo shit

>>725078443 (OP)
it pops out, like that futa teacher from bible black

OP posted this thread 4 minutes after >>725077998 was posted. At least we know what set him off.

>>725078443 (OP)
No one in Hyrule has genitals.

>>725078625
Dude... I really need to stop browsing this website.

>>725078443 (OP)
The King had him castrated as the Princess's personal guard. Didn't want any hanky-panky between the two, no impregnating her with half-royal bastards and such.
Don't worry, Link still gets plenty of pleasure in servicing his fellow guardsmen within the barracks. No longer able to speak properly from how sore his jaw has become, taking in every shaft to the base. And his poor asshole has been completely ruined, prolapsing to the slightest movement.

>>725078443 (OP)
>Link has Klinefelter
fuck man, that must suck.

Lil linky does have a penis but you cant see it because its a tiny white pecker microclitty not visible to the naked eye.
This is partly why Zelda gets that Big Ganon Cock instead.

>>725078629
This. End of topic.

>>725081252
>>725078443 (OP)
can someone photoshop and give him a schlong?

>>725079108
He has penis.

>>725081698
Do you write erotic fanfiction or something? This is all extremely specific and vivid.

>>725083102
Yes, yes i do.

>>725081698

two decades of lactose intolerance has made my anus so swollen with hemorrhoids that it doesn't even close properly anymore.

>>725078443 (OP)
Another straight man made into a tranny. Really sad

>>725081698
Makes sense. Hes probably a eunuch. The king cut his dick off

>>725078625
>>725081521
People autistic people just really thing a specific shitpost is funny.

>>725086614
Why does Nintendo keep emasculating their mascots?

>>725078629
>Why isn't my Nintendo game showing me penises?
They literally do though.

Is there any art of a girl licking a guy's featureless crotch while making fun of him for his cock being gone while he cries?

>>725086784
ai slop

>>725086805

that's an awfully risky use of surgery. a better option is to give him a spiked chastity cage like my girlfriend makes me wear. she keeps the key on her necklace at her work as a fortune 500 CEO. she's only 19 but already managing one.

>>725087202
nigga what are you talm bout

>>725080382
Tbh i don't trust most zelda threads nowadays.
It's very frequent that 5+ zelda threads get made over the span of an hour. It really feels like they're all one guy or a group of people.

>>725082557
This is modded

>>725086784
Where'd you get that sculpture of me.

>>725086472
Have you considered not eating lactose

>>725087759

i'm waiting on gene therapy. also, this is to punish my asshole for not being white enough in the least gay way possible.

>>725082557
Anon are you really so retarded that you can't tell that's a fucking edit?

ITT: schizos complain about Link again

>>725078629
Small cartoon penis isn't out of place in a cartoon environment. Besides, this is from an art book, not typically something kids buy.

What happened to Linkle anyway?