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Anonymous No.725088331 [Report] >>725088591 >>725091381 >>725092648 >>725093253 >>725093901 >>725096416
He used his powers for years before aging prematurely. Running for ten seconds wouldn't kill him.
Anonymous No.725088591 [Report] >>725089152
>>725088331 (OP)
He looks like he is 70+ yo
It's probably running a marathon that killed(?) him instead of aging
Anonymous No.725088676 [Report] >>725088827
It's his heart that got extremely damaged from using his powers, and this one last spurt popped it.
Anonymous No.725088827 [Report] >>725096756
>>725088676
That's never stated. His power is the ability to run fifty times faster than an average man, at the cost of aging fifty times faster.
Anonymous No.725088875 [Report] >>725093426
I don't know how expensive Jeffrey Wright is but I thought it was a given he was gonna do a heroic sacrifice and only be in season 1.

Spoiler thread btw. Be considerate.
Anonymous No.725089152 [Report]
>>725088591
This. He’s a desk jockey who probably hasn't done anything strenuous in years. Add on the fact he’s biologically an old man, and its a miracle he didn't drop dead mid sprint.
Anonymous No.725091381 [Report]
>>725088331 (OP)
the aging didnt happen instantaneously. every time he ran, he basically "stocked up" rapid aging. when he was younger, he ran A LOT. but once he realized that the running was causing rapid aging, stopping was too late and the next few years hit him like a few decades. additionally, it fucked with his heart. sudden power usage like that was just the final straw and he kicked it.
Anonymous No.725091726 [Report] >>725091796 >>725091803
Is romance in this game avoidable? Can I play non-romanceable character?
Anonymous No.725091796 [Report] >>725092237
>>725091726
you can friendzone both of the romantic interests. you dont have to choose one.
Anonymous No.725091803 [Report] >>725091941 >>725092237
>>725091726
I think only anons who's seen the spoilers for the end of the game and fully answer that

so far there's not much "romance" just a kiss here and there
Anonymous No.725091941 [Report]
>>725091803
there's a sex scene but it doesn't count cause it's just a wet dream of a love interest
Anonymous No.725092237 [Report] >>725092419
>>725091803
>>725091796
So romance arks are not completely unavoidable?
Anonymous No.725092419 [Report] >>725092537 >>725099147
>>725092237
Yeah, you have to mingle with the two main girls, crucial to the story
Anonymous No.725092537 [Report] >>725093028
>>725092419
So this is yet another waifuslop? All about roooomance and by the looks of it stepping into harem territory?
Anonymous No.725092648 [Report]
>>725088331 (OP)
>flambae gets to wear these glasses if you didn't insult him in ep1
noooooooooo
Anonymous No.725093028 [Report] >>725093351
>>725092537
No you only have 2 possible romance interests and presumably 3 endings for each
>Success
>Failure
>Friendship
Anonymous No.725093163 [Report] >>725093297 >>725093302 >>725093547 >>725093554 >>725093660
>what if capeshit... but le edgy?
Why the fuck are people eating this slop?
Anonymous No.725093253 [Report]
>>725088331 (OP)
Maybe he didn’t die of old age and just got a heart attack from running too much
Anonymous No.725093297 [Report] >>725096425
>>725093163
actually its what if capeshit but played straight
Anonymous No.725093302 [Report] >>725093578
>>725093163
It's fun and "boys" sharting all over the premise with politics left space for more shows/game
Anonymous No.725093351 [Report] >>725099147
>>725093028
So no "ignore and focus on work" ending?
Anonymous No.725093426 [Report] >>725093505
>>725088875
>OP starting the thread by just plain saying that Chase dies, which is the last scene you see on Ep 6
>be considerate guys

Fucking retard. Bet you picked BB as well, faggot.
Anonymous No.725093449 [Report]
Anonymous No.725093452 [Report]
https://youtu.be/qS5hcJldoKk?t=6
Anonymous No.725093505 [Report] >>725093607
>>725093426
You're a fucking cocksucking retard, you know that? Well, now you know.
Anonymous No.725093547 [Report] >>725093703
>>725093163
>what if capeshit....but heavy on the synth vibes and romantic feels, while playing it straight and keeping it light hearted like the golden age
Anonymous No.725093553 [Report]
Someone post that BB car makeout scene.
Anonymous No.725093554 [Report]
>>725093163
Boku no Pico cuckpedia has done irrepairable damage to capeslop genre.
Anonymous No.725093557 [Report] >>725093748
>Listen Robbie, I'm not old fashioned like your grandpa but if you're going to date one of those 'orientals' I expect at least three kids, those chinese fellers pop out a bunch so they must be doing something right
Anonymous No.725093578 [Report]
>>725093302
The Boys became the exact thing it was parodying which is incredibly funny
Anonymous No.725093607 [Report]
>>725093505
Oh no, the 'considerate' cocksucker is already malding.
Anonymous No.725093660 [Report] >>725093914
>>725093163
The only thing Boys-esque about this are the dick jokes. It’s telling a straight superhero story about redemption and sacrifice
Anonymous No.725093703 [Report] >>725093761
>>725093547
Modern game developers should take heed it sple formulas if they like money so much
Anonymous No.725093748 [Report] >>725093852 >>725094003
>>725093557
>No she ain’t
>She’s Laotian. Ain’t you Invisigal?
Anonymous No.725093761 [Report]
>>725093703
>to such
Must have twisted my arm typing that shit
Anonymous No.725093793 [Report] >>725095338
Anonymous No.725093852 [Report]
>>725093748
Anonymous No.725093901 [Report] >>725093927 >>725093939 >>725093963
>>725088331 (OP)
what a nortubel tier character
Anonymous No.725093914 [Report]
>>725093660
It's Venture Bros with an added layer of Ennis-esque vulgarity.
Anonymous No.725093927 [Report]
>>725093901
Anonymous No.725093939 [Report]
>>725093901
Why are you posting this in every non nintendo thread?
Anonymous No.725093963 [Report]
>>725093901
KILL YOURSELF
Anonymous No.725094003 [Report]
>>725093748
heh
Anonymous No.725094287 [Report] >>725095472
What would Invisigal have to do for her fans to not like her anymore? Doesn't seem like any of the terrible things that she's done that we know of, so far have made a single difference.

Does she have to punch a baby in the face? Attack the other Z-Team members? Kill Waterboy next? Whose life does she have to cost or who does she have to transgress against before she's no longer "just being cute"?
Anonymous No.725094991 [Report] >>725095310
>finish eps
>oh these were some pretty cool moments i wonder what people thought of them
>open youtube
>0 people picked phenomoman to add to their squad so only shitty waterboy scenes
>oh... well okay well what about that cool dance scene
>muted copyrighted music so instead it's some horribly grating techno shit robot voice shit
>oh
I like how the combination of all the best scenes being locked behind people not making braindead decisions and youtubers/streamers having to mute the music and censor the profanity and visuals to not get demonetized made this game pretty much unwatchable.
Which I guess is a good thing since it keeps me from succumbing to the vice of checking those cocksuckers after playing the game.
Anonymous No.725095310 [Report] >>725095829
>>725094991
>game pretty much unwatchable.
which is good for these games because it helps them to get sales.
Anonymous No.725095338 [Report]
>>725093793
Is that Kinkymation?
Anonymous No.725095472 [Report]
>>725094287
retard, exhale
Anonymous No.725095829 [Report]
>>725095310
Well no, it's unwatchable for people who actually played the game themselves.
99% of the viewers of streamers/youtubers are people who haven't played the game and don't play games at all.
So they wouldn't know the difference so it's watchable for them.
So it's profitable on both sides, just the 1% of people who actually play games and also sometimes watch streamers/youtubers gets fucked.
Anonymous No.725096416 [Report] >>725096536
>>725088331 (OP)
I spent my entire twenties sitting behind a desk and my heart went to shit. Even after changing diets and exercising for 5 years straight (30-35) I still have to make sure not to overextend or the chest pains flare up again.

Take care of your heart anons.
Anonymous No.725096425 [Report] >>725096467 >>725096576
>>725093297
>but played straight
but shill-kun literally the only thing i've seen from this game is sex, melodrama and ironic humor. even this shit in the OP is presumably 1:1 stolen from the boys where being a speedster has heart problems? not deconstruction btw
Anonymous No.725096467 [Report] >>725096630 >>725096652
>>725096425
>the only thing i've seen from this game is sex
Have you played the game or are you only watching things posted here?
Anonymous No.725096536 [Report] >>725096578 >>725096681
>>725096416
that's bullshit, my dad has spent his entire life painting woodblocks behind a desk, he's 80 and his heart is fine
he hasn't excercised a minute in his life
you probably just have arrhythmia which is genetic and not fixable by cardio

cardio exercise doesn't improve your heart, it USES your heart to improve the rest of your body
but your heart is just your heart, no matter what you do you can't make it better than it is
Anonymous No.725096576 [Report]
>>725096425
>speedster has heart problems
this guy ages not heart problem like a-train. the heart problem is a consequence of his aging
Anonymous No.725096578 [Report] >>725096645
>>725096536
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2857522/
Anonymous No.725096630 [Report] >>725096819 >>725096863
>>725096467
Anons don't play games
Anonymous No.725096645 [Report] >>725096737
>>725096578
>increase risk of cardiovascular disease
Can you not read?
Anonymous No.725096652 [Report]
>>725096467
>Have you played the game
no because you're doing a terrible job at shilling lmao

i would be interested in this if it wasn't like the boys and everything ive seen tells me that it is exactly like the boys. they probably just couldn't get the license lul or once everyone realized that show was dog ass they course corrected and are now trying to sell the game on being "straight faced"
Anonymous No.725096681 [Report] >>725096740
>>725096536
A sedentary lifestyle coupled with bad eating habits will increase the risk of heart disease. Of course genetics play a part but you can't just point to a single individual case and use that as a baseline. The reason why you should do cardio is because it expands your blood vessels helping prevent clogging.
Anonymous No.725096737 [Report]
>>725096645
Heart disease is covered UNDER the term cardiovascular disease.
Anonymous No.725096740 [Report] >>725096803
>>725096681
>The reason why you should do cardio is because it expands your blood vessels helping prevent clogging.
That's exactly what I said though, it helps your overall health.
It doesn't make your heart be not shit if your heart is shit.
Anonymous No.725096756 [Report]
>>725088827
>That's never stated
he literally tells you that he needs to stay calm to keep ticking at the start of the story
Anonymous No.725096803 [Report] >>725096890
>>725096740
>It doesn't make your heart be not shit if your heart is shit.
No, but again, it helps prevent an already bad condition from worsening. You have literally zero excuses not to exercise.
Anonymous No.725096819 [Report] >>725096863
>>725096630
kys nigga
Anonymous No.725096863 [Report]
>>725096630
>>725096819
Anonymous No.725096890 [Report]
>>725096803
That's not what I'm talking about at all.
Of course you should, but if you haven't then it doesn't mean you're just fucked forever and it's doomed.
For majority of the people it won't matter and they're at risk of CVD for a myriad of other comounding co-moribidities that even if they excercised their whole life it wouldn't do any difference and vice versa.
Anonymous No.725099147 [Report]
>>725093351
see:>>725092419