Thread 725089309

Reminder that this man created one of the greatest videogames ever made with only the following:
>introductory musical skills (filled in the gap with plagiarism)
>chinese girlfriend to farm out the art to
>51,124 dollars
Why can't you do what he did? You have no excuse, /v/.

>Why can't you do what he did?
I have no talent.

>>725089309 (OP)
no connections or money to burn

kikes are so ugly
yuck

MAN

>A story lovingly hand-made and based on a decade's worth of stories and characters first made in childhood
>3-D graphics that do not blindly ape any pre-established styles
>Music made with GarageBand and MIDIs that do not plagiarize any known songs
>An official website exists so you can read up on the lore of the game while you're away from the computer (my game's fans are all gymbros and successful people)
>Cutscenes feature full voice acting and not a bazillion annoying text boxes with retarded telemetry sounds
>The dev (that would be me) is an egotistical asshole just like the protagonist (who, by the way, you experience the story with instead of being a weird self-insert)
>A game that's simple to play: you go from point A to point B and kill every last bastard in your way (showing mercy is for pussies)
>Made with a budget of $10 (used exclusively to pay my friends for their voice acting)
>No gay shit
Behold: the antithesis to your nonsense.

>>725089309 (OP)
He looks like what some of you likely used to look like back when you were obsessed with Rickrolling and watching Rozen Maiden and Azumanga Daioh

>>725093254
kill yourself

>>725089309 (OP)
I don't know why you expect me to know what a game designer looks like.

>>725089309 (OP)
Nortubel dev irl

>>725089309 (OP)
I hate how game developers always look so scrawny and nerdy. Fucking pathetic excuses of human beings.
Wish we had more devs like Scott Cawthon