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Warhammer Survivors
Why does this exist
Why
Anonymous No.725093768 [Report]
>>725093743 (OP)
money
Anonymous No.725093771 [Report]
>>725093743 (OP)
If it's more than a buck, it'll be doa.
Anonymous No.725093814 [Report]
>>725093743 (OP)
Shitmar garbage
Anonymous No.725093815 [Report]
>>725093743 (OP)
Picture that gif of Mr Krabs being interviewed.
Anonymous No.725093906 [Report]
>40k and lmao mixed
Truly cursed and soulless cash grab
Anonymous No.725094002 [Report]
>>725093743 (OP)
>lets make shitty 40k cashgrab!
>lets also add Age of Shitmar because everything else related to it flops like hell
Anonymous No.725094004 [Report]
In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future, there is only Vampire Survivors.
Anonymous No.725094103 [Report]
Adding the nigmar shit ensured I wont even download it.
Anonymous No.725094183 [Report] >>725094307 >>725096920 >>725098371 >>725099172 >>725101452
I can't be the only person who actually liked vampire survivors.... Right? I liked those older run around and shoot tons of dudes games from the good times. So it appealed to me. It does get boring once you learn the only good builds and can't stop doing them or else you know you'll just lose eventually
Anonymous No.725094267 [Report]
boomer investors are really clueless, they think if they copy crafting because minecraft was popular or copy some meme game that got popular then they will earn billions, if someone has the meme game already they don't need a copycat
Anonymous No.725094307 [Report]
>>725094183
A lot of people liked Vampire Survivors, but most have moved on and won't be enticed to play a shitty clone
Anonymous No.725094507 [Report] >>725094929
>>725093743 (OP)
The question should be why didn't it exist earlier? It was obvious slop to be made
Anonymous No.725094929 [Report]
>>725094507
GW is extremely stupid, slow and dim-witted.
Anonymous No.725096920 [Report] >>725097143
>>725094183
>I liked those older run around and shoot tons of dudes games from the good times
Like Crimsonland?
Anonymous No.725096948 [Report]
>>725093743 (OP)
What's the problem? This genre feels perfect for what 40k is
Anonymous No.725097143 [Report]
>>725096920
Yeah, couldn't remember the name but specifically that one
Anonymous No.725097489 [Report]
>>725093743 (OP)
>Nuln Oil as a power up
It's too real
Anonymous No.725097539 [Report]
Because Reddithammer already got tons of shovelware, so what's surprising about getting another one?
Anonymous No.725097662 [Report]
>>725093743 (OP)
Watch it be a 30 dollar plus tip game and fail because vampire survivors was like 5 bucks and good value
Anonymous No.725097773 [Report] >>725099169
>>725093743 (OP)
Wether /v/ likes it or not twinstick slop is huge makes mad bank and doesn’t need alot of dev time
Anonymous No.725097886 [Report] >>725099209
>>725093743 (OP)
For the same reason Boltgun 1&2 exist, because someone who likes Warhammer and Survivor clones wanted to make a game with both.

This is going to sell shitloads and is probably going to be filled to the brim with fan service.
Anonymous No.725098148 [Report] >>725101761
>>725093743 (OP)
>AoS needs to piggyback off of 40k yet again otherwise it has no videogames
fantasy won.
Anonymous No.725098371 [Report] >>725098592
>>725094183
Of course you're not, the Warhammer fandom is filled with people still butthurt that the franchise isn't exclusively tabletop.

Halls of Torment, Megabonk, DRG Survivors, there's a plenty big audience for the genre.
Anonymous No.725098592 [Report] >>725098864 >>725099239 >>725104987
>>725098371
>the Warhammer fandom is filled with people still butthurt that the franchise isn't exclusively tabletop
And they're correct. Other media ads nothing and only ruins things for the core.
Anonymous No.725098864 [Report]
>>725098592
not my problem back to your shithole board
Anonymous No.725099114 [Report]
>>725093743 (OP)
Why are you so asshurt? You made the exact same thread yesterday
Anonymous No.725099169 [Report] >>725099240 >>725099328 >>725104692
>>725097773
So why is a huge company making low effort shovelware?
Anonymous No.725099172 [Report]
>>725094183
i never found the actual gameplay or premise of the game to be interesting, but it was satisfying to grind gold per run and complete the upgrades page and the achievements
it's a good casual stimulating completionist toy to waste your time with
i'm not sure a blatant ripoff with a 40k theme would fare very well
Anonymous No.725099209 [Report]
>>725097886
Boltgun was amateur trash made by redditors who didn't know how to make a good retro shooter AND used unoptimised unreal slop engine for a game with low res textures & sprite graphics.
Anonymous No.725099239 [Report]
>>725098592
Dawn of War was the first time we saw a Space Marine Captain in power armor using a Thunder Hammer, and it stuck since because it looks cool.
Anonymous No.725099240 [Report] >>725100276
>>725099169
>why is a huge company doing something every huge company does?

Truly a mistery
Anonymous No.725099328 [Report]
>>725099169
GW isn't making anything. Some no name dev paid for the warhammer name
Anonymous No.725100276 [Report] >>725101231 >>725101964
>>725099240
Almost no "huge companies" do this, they sit on their IPs until death, GW lending out Warhammer for making videogames is unique.
Anonymous No.725101121 [Report]
>>725093743 (OP)
Can I play a female custodian?
Anonymous No.725101231 [Report]
>>725100276
Licencing was everywhere 2 decades ago. And it was almost all bad. That's why it died out
Anonymous No.725101451 [Report]
I hate this fucking cancer genre so god damn much. it's the lowest effort slop I've seen. It's ChinkTok tier slop personified in a game.
Anonymous No.725101452 [Report]
>>725094183
The genre is basically numbers go up slop, if anything my main concern with it is that the gameplay is so basic and boring.
Anonymous No.725101545 [Report]
Anonymous No.725101761 [Report]
>>725098148
Fantasy flourished because GW focused on AoS rather than it. Now GW's focus has returned, and Fantasy is all the worse for it.
Anonymous No.725101964 [Report]
>>725100276
Lucasfilm used to do it with Star Wars EU and it worked great.
Anonymous No.725102747 [Report] >>725103407
>>725093743 (OP)
>Age of Shitmar
Anonymous No.725103407 [Report] >>725104837
>>725102747
it has been 9 years, let it go
Anonymous No.725104607 [Report]
>>725093743 (OP)
>advertiser pretends poorly to be angry anon
when will this trend end?
Anonymous No.725104692 [Report]
>>725099169
faggot faggot faggot faggot
Anonymous No.725104837 [Report]
>>725103407
I'll stop making fun of AoS's failure when GW stops trying to make it a thing.
Anonymous No.725104987 [Report]
>>725098592
I see your angle but there are far worse cancers ruining the tabletop for fans than sidegames