Thread 725093743

Why does this exist
Why

>>725093743 (OP)
money

>>725093743 (OP)
If it's more than a buck, it'll be doa.

>>725093743 (OP)
Shitmar garbage

>>725093743 (OP)
Picture that gif of Mr Krabs being interviewed.

>40k and lmao mixed
Truly cursed and soulless cash grab

>>725093743 (OP)
>lets make shitty 40k cashgrab!
>lets also add Age of Shitmar because everything else related to it flops like hell

In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future, there is only Vampire Survivors.

Adding the nigmar shit ensured I wont even download it.

I can't be the only person who actually liked vampire survivors.... Right? I liked those older run around and shoot tons of dudes games from the good times. So it appealed to me. It does get boring once you learn the only good builds and can't stop doing them or else you know you'll just lose eventually

boomer investors are really clueless, they think if they copy crafting because minecraft was popular or copy some meme game that got popular then they will earn billions, if someone has the meme game already they don't need a copycat

>>725094183
A lot of people liked Vampire Survivors, but most have moved on and won't be enticed to play a shitty clone

>>725093743 (OP)
The question should be why didn't it exist earlier? It was obvious slop to be made

>>725094507
GW is extremely stupid, slow and dim-witted.

>>725094183
>I liked those older run around and shoot tons of dudes games from the good times
Like Crimsonland?

>>725093743 (OP)
What's the problem? This genre feels perfect for what 40k is

>>725096920
Yeah, couldn't remember the name but specifically that one

>>725093743 (OP)
>Nuln Oil as a power up
It's too real

Because Reddithammer already got tons of shovelware, so what's surprising about getting another one?

>>725093743 (OP)
Watch it be a 30 dollar plus tip game and fail because vampire survivors was like 5 bucks and good value

>>725093743 (OP)
Wether /v/ likes it or not twinstick slop is huge makes mad bank and doesn’t need alot of dev time

>>725093743 (OP)
For the same reason Boltgun 1&2 exist, because someone who likes Warhammer and Survivor clones wanted to make a game with both.

This is going to sell shitloads and is probably going to be filled to the brim with fan service.

>>725093743 (OP)
>AoS needs to piggyback off of 40k yet again otherwise it has no videogames
fantasy won.

>>725094183
Of course you're not, the Warhammer fandom is filled with people still butthurt that the franchise isn't exclusively tabletop.

Halls of Torment, Megabonk, DRG Survivors, there's a plenty big audience for the genre.

>>725098371
>the Warhammer fandom is filled with people still butthurt that the franchise isn't exclusively tabletop
And they're correct. Other media ads nothing and only ruins things for the core.

>>725098592
not my problem back to your shithole board

>>725093743 (OP)
Why are you so asshurt? You made the exact same thread yesterday

>>725097773
So why is a huge company making low effort shovelware?

>>725094183
i never found the actual gameplay or premise of the game to be interesting, but it was satisfying to grind gold per run and complete the upgrades page and the achievements
it's a good casual stimulating completionist toy to waste your time with
i'm not sure a blatant ripoff with a 40k theme would fare very well

>>725097886
Boltgun was amateur trash made by redditors who didn't know how to make a good retro shooter AND used unoptimised unreal slop engine for a game with low res textures & sprite graphics.

>>725098592
Dawn of War was the first time we saw a Space Marine Captain in power armor using a Thunder Hammer, and it stuck since because it looks cool.

>>725099169
>why is a huge company doing something every huge company does?

Truly a mistery

>>725099169
GW isn't making anything. Some no name dev paid for the warhammer name

>>725099240
Almost no "huge companies" do this, they sit on their IPs until death, GW lending out Warhammer for making videogames is unique.

>>725093743 (OP)
Can I play a female custodian?

>>725100276
Licencing was everywhere 2 decades ago. And it was almost all bad. That's why it died out

I hate this fucking cancer genre so god damn much. it's the lowest effort slop I've seen. It's ChinkTok tier slop personified in a game.

>>725094183
The genre is basically numbers go up slop, if anything my main concern with it is that the gameplay is so basic and boring.

>>725098148
Fantasy flourished because GW focused on AoS rather than it. Now GW's focus has returned, and Fantasy is all the worse for it.

>>725100276
Lucasfilm used to do it with Star Wars EU and it worked great.

>>725093743 (OP)
>Age of Shitmar

>>725102747
it has been 9 years, let it go

>>725093743 (OP)
>advertiser pretends poorly to be angry anon
when will this trend end?

>>725099169
faggot faggot faggot faggot

>>725103407
I'll stop making fun of AoS's failure when GW stops trying to make it a thing.

>>725098592
I see your angle but there are far worse cancers ruining the tabletop for fans than sidegames