Thread 725098660

>"Anon, come VC with us! It's better that way!"
I prefer not to.

>>725098660 (OP)
just say I don't have an mic

>come VietCong with us
not in my lifetime you little commie fuck! eat napalm motherfucker!

what will these threads look like in another ten years?

>>725098660 (OP)
Tranny thread

>>725098842
>sends a github link to a program that will use your phone as a mic
>offers to buy a mic for you because he's a big generous provider
>offers a discord partychat instead available on all phones
How do you turn down such an insistant gamer bf?

>>725099381
Hopefully all of these people will be dead.

>>725099565
>Turn into ghost

>>725099625
Spoiler this next time. Nearly gave me a heart attack

>>725099567
they'll be 40 years old and have been doing the same shit for 20 years at that point, some are bound to be too cowardly to take their own life and keep posting these things

>>725098660 (OP)
>have strong voice
>get on mic reluctantly
>anon starts gushing over my voice
>not sure if it's a joke or genuine adoration
Wished i had a better mic sometimes though

>>725099565
this is why I stopped engaging with people, any time they start being nice to me my head starts spinning and I feel awful and can't stop myself from ghosting them/deleting the account

>>725098660 (OP)
Just say no.

based, I don't want people to know I'm male while I'm still voice training

Imagine being an ugly dysgenic grown man who uses a cute cartoon girl to represent yourself and your emotions

>no thanks, I prefer text
wow that was hard

>>725099956
you'll never learn without using it in real conversation

>>725099714
I am 40 and still posting here. You are here forever. It's already too late.

>Join VC
>"hahahaha what is that accent bro"
>"can you say "banana"? "
>Proceed to be the weird accent guy for the rest of time

Nope.

>>725100137
kek

>>725099746
it's almost definitely not a joke if you want to know what he thinks for sure you can talk to him one on one and tell him some suggestive things, then gauge his reaction to see how much he means it
alternatively you can post a vocaroo here to hear the opinion of the masses

>>725100137
What accent?

>>725100123
but do you still post in the same threads? do you still post the same things you only started posting because of insecurities in your failed life?

>reluctantly say yes after days of pestering and get into VC
>topic eventually shifts towards current-day politics
>get banned for overt antisemitism within 30 minutes

>>725100180
I'm just pretending. I'm not gonna post anything

>>725100180
I'm already in bed but if legit, I'll probably be a bit teasing. I'm conditioned to believe people like soft voices so it's confusing when I get called nice things

>>725100315
what is the point of larping about that?

>>725100137
But you’re the minion guy, don’t you like being the minion guy?

>>725100348
there's always tomorrow
I don't understand how people think homosexuals wouldn't like hard and gravelly voices, it makes more sense than liking something vaguely feminine/soft. I can get behind men being soft-spoken sometimes but it's not like I want them to be like that all the time

>>725100349
You should always ask that to anyone that posts some boring greentext. As you can see the op came up with some lame excuse as always, as will everybody else in this thread.

>join secret steam chat
>Refuse to voice chat
>The grown men in that Chat all started worshipping and orbiting some /vg/ tranny
Yeah I dodged a bullet

>>725098660 (OP)
>Anon, come VC with us! It's better that way!
>Nah

how do i prevent guys finding out im not a biofem?

These threads always bring out all the resident trannies here.

>>725100492
Need to find me the kind of man who likes System Shock 1 more than 2

>>725100534
you cant LMAO!!

I met a real girl on /v/ once and she insisted to hear me talking and then she told me she was masturbating while listening to me.
I like playing videogames with my friends!!

Why do women and bottoms like voices so much? That and hands seem to be a big deal to them

>>725100739
That's the extent of what they're willing to show it's like muslims being turned on by ankles.

>>725100442
I've been told before that it's preference but having been on 4chan for a long time now, it only seems like anons just like soft voices. Confirmation bias aside, I'm glad the tide is changing so I don't have to feel silly anymore. Also I gotta record some samples for when these threads show up...

>Join us on vc
"Sup niggers?"
"Hey faggot."
It's that shrimple

I have good social skills irl but I legit have a phobia of talking to people online

>>725100684
On Steam, I sent a girl a vid of me making something, and she said she masturbated to my hands. It's bullshit how women are allowed to have unabashed hand fetishes but men are "gross weirdos" for having foot fetishes

>>725100827
I have the exact opposite problem. I'm autistic but I also fucking hate getting to know someone via text.

>>725100902
It's because women have human rights.

>>725100827
Missing the non-verbal ques makes it way harder for me to communicate. Fucking hate it. Even on dating apps I need to meet the other person face to face asap or I'm fucked

>>725100902
Hands are inherently erotic for both men and women . Feet are seen as dirty because they are
t. hand enthusiast

>>725101064
Hands and feet are attractive for the same reason: they're expressive. The most expressive parts of a person's body, besides their face. You're just a hypocrite. Your hands are way fucking dirtier than your feet btw. Just look at your phone or doorknobs. The "muh feet are dirty" fallacy is as retarded as Muslims and Jews with their "muh pork is dirty". Or anti-anal retards with their "muh anuses are dirty"

>>725098660 (OP)
Discord moments that make me leave or not join in the first place:
>two conversation happening at the same time and neither side wants to shut up
>nearly everyone is streaming to no one
>everyone is silent and when asked anything give one word answers
>trying to play a co-op game in a full VC
>trying to move to a different VC but your team refuses to
>full conversation happening, can't do team callouts
>fellow teammates refuse to use in-game text or chat
>interpersonal drama or politics
>gossip and back talking as soon as people leave
>mic and soundboard spam
>talking over movie streams
>asking what happened during movie streams because they were talking over it

I swear discord is a distillation of all the shittiest parts of socializing with people. it makes you realize all the social posturing you normally do during irl conversations stops you from seeing how annoying some people really are which I guess is the point. its good to know, but it means i'm checking out.

>>725100817
The feminine tend to have more vocal fans like with everything else. I don't think anons into masculine voices have ever been that rare
>Also I gotta record some samples for when these threads show up...
i think i agree

>>725099956
You will never be a woman.

>>725101475
Considering how he refers to himself as "male", I'm pretty sure he already agrees

>sad no one ever
no one cares about you fag

daily reminder that all trannies will rot in pain and suffering
you will never be female or male
kill yourself subhuman

>>725102156
i am a woman tho

>>725098660 (OP)
You're a faggot.

>>725099565
Trannies love github. Just call them a github troon and wish deletion upon their project and all their other gitroon projects and tell them to kys.

>>725099691
KEK

>>725101180
>two conversation happening at the same time and neither side wants to shut up
Awful
>nearly everyone is streaming to no one
Meh, not that big of a deal
>everyone is silent and when asked anything give one word answers
Kind of annoying, might as well leave vc at that point, but not completely terrible
>trying to play a co-op game in a full VC
Never do this
>trying to move to a different VC but your team refuses to
Never play with retards
>full conversation happening, can't do team callouts
Depending on the game and nood, can either be fine or absolutely awful
>fellow teammates refuse to use in-game text or chat
I mean, that's the whole reason you're on Discord, no
>interpersonal drama or politics
Entirely depends on if the person spouting it is funny or not
>mic and soundboard spam
Genuinely the worst thing on this list
>talking over movie streams
Fine, that's the point of watching a movie with people, unless they REALLY talk over it
>asking what happened during movie streams because they were talking over it
A bit annoying yeah

>>725098842
why would I tell them you don't have a mic?

>>725100902
My ex loved the popping veins on my hands and arms it makes her wet for some reason.

>>725102236
>i am a woman tho

>>725102319
OP EXPOSED

>>725098842
>tell people this because i honestly do not have one
>the start joking and saying there's no need to be shy

>>725100817
It depends on if it is bottoms or tops talking retart. It should be obvious which is which.

>>725102319
Would!

>>725100902
kys foottrog

>>725100902
>>725101145
footfags get the rope

>hop on random tf2 server
>some eurobongistani is talking a lot of shit
>start talking shit back
>he thinks my "american" accent is really funny and keeps asking me to say all sorts of things
>extremely racist improv between us while we frag for 2 hours straight
>leave the server and never see him again

>>725100534
You can't.

>>725101145
>foottrog is also crustedtard
total furroid death

>>725100534
Find ones that don't care.

>>725103112
the only 2 guys i found that did not care were hardcore chuds but they just used my asshole and ghosted me. normal guys mostly just ghost me immediately when they find out.

>>725099565
>offers to buy a mic for you because he's a big generous provider
The worst part is that there's a fucker who has offered me that AND a straight up full computer upgrade for me, thought he was joking but turns out the offer was made without a single jest
Simply unfair

>>725100534
You aren't female and there is no way to successfully pretend to be beyond a shallow surface level
Jews tricked you, idiot

>>725103259
why do you catfish people then??????

>>725098660 (OP)
Why not? Give me one good reason other than you sound like a fag?

>>725103259
you age a girl dont listen to that retard

Why y'all always be posting little anime girl pictures when talking about gay shit like roleplaying with your homies?

>>725098660 (OP)
>"Anon come to VC"
>"Ok"
>Everyone is either an Indo-Dravidian, Muscovite Slavic-Mongoloid or mystery meat South American Mulatto
How do you solve this issue?

>>725098660 (OP)
Post your discord pfp
NOW!!!!!!

>>725103467
Simple, just stop enjoying the things you like with others because you get the ick when seeing/hearing people that aren't from your immediate vicinity for some reason.

>>725103548
ok

>>725100902
Dude just flip your statement so that it was you jacking off to watching her hands do something and see how grossed out everyone would be. Meanwhile she can openly say stuff like that and the majority of people wouldnt give her 1/10 of the grief.


I hate women

>>725103675
I mean, imagine how you'd feel if a woman said she was shlicking to you vs if a man said he was jerking off to you

>>725103259
those chuds? both me. thx phag lol

>>725103805
>Imagine how you'd feel if the opposite sex said they were masturbating to you.
Are you retarded?

>>725103904
Hence the versus you imbecile

>hate reading out loud in school all my life
>hate doing presentations in school all my life
>barely talked to anyone, mostly because shy, partly self conscious about my voice
>start streaming for fun
>multiple people comment about my deep voice
>people joke that I should do asmr
>think people are just fucking with me
>do one of those singing range test
>apparently I’m a bass
>talk about it with friend group
>three of the girls surprised at me that I didn’t know how deep and sexy my voice is
>one of them admits to having a crush on me when we first met because of my voice
>another one reminded me that she admitted to listening to my streams at night to help her fall asleep, which I didn’t think too deeply at the time
>tl;dr thought I had the nerdiest most unattractive voice all my life, turns out girls pretty much agree that I sound hot as fuck.

Greentext slop threads are so boring

>>725104073
>I’m a bass
wtf there's fish on /v/

Nigga you are lucky you have people that ask you to vc with them, aint nobody calling my ass to vc and idk why

>>725100534
Just find a tranny chaser. Most won’t care if your voice can’t pass for female.

>>725098660 (OP)
not a problem in project nortubel

>>725100534
They already know

>>725104073
i'm a big fan of your pyramid anon

When are real time ai voice changers going to be 100% realistic? Videos and images have come a long way in just a year. Voice ai is the future.

>>725098660 (OP)
Anonette, your voice training?

>>725104073
An online friend told me a while ago that I'm really funny and have a nice voice. She also suggested that I should start streaming.

That shit is so hard to believe though. My accent sucks, and I think I sound nasal as fuck as well. Not even my mother laughs at my jokes anymore, so I don't think I'm too funny either.

My dick is small as fuck so i might as well pretend to be a girl

>>725104703
post it

>>725098660 (OP)
This pisses me off in general because i find it vastly easier & faster to conmunicate in text than speech because of my autist retard brain
Just write something down ffs. I can barely parse speech sometimes