Thread 725104240

For me I was 15 when Witcher 3 came out and actually got a crush on Triss. I thought the game was dogshit because my brain wasn't developed but I still beat it just to see the romance scenes.

i've never had a crush on anyone and i've never ever felt love

I'm ashamed to say that yes I have

>>725104240 (OP)
Medli has been my waifu since 2003!

>>725104387
Jesus Christ, that lordosis.

>>725104387
wow you're so hardcore and badass anon

>>725105163
i didn't mean it as a cool thing. it sucks and i'm lonely and sad

>>725105193
you'll find her one day anon

>>725104240 (OP)
Sure, for example I consider Zafina the pinacle of female beauty.

>witcher 1
The game revolves around resolving the mystery of who raided your fucking lab. Bitches are literally cards for you to add to your collection. Triss is around and does whatever.
>witcher 2
The game revolves around the mystery of who killed the king you were trying to not have killed. Turns out the guy who did it also did you a favor and kept your other bitch we've never seen ingame before safe somewhere. Or something, my memories of it are a bit vague by now. Triss is around and does whatever.
>witcher 3
The game revolves around dealing with Yen, Ciri and Triss. I don't even know what she does because I couldn't be assed playing past the tutorial.

My wife, Elizabeth.

>>725105454
Cool blog post, where can I read more?

>>725105992
I regularly write about videogames, niggery and technological developments, visit my blog for more words of wisdom at https://boards.4chan.org/v

I love Kass!

>>725105243
stop saying this shit. i dont want to bum anyone out (but i do wanna bum someone HEYOOO) but this disney princess shit is poisonous. it’s a fucking lie they peddle to innocent kids who then reach 30 as a totally kissless socially stunted virgin because “it’ll just magically happen someday bro” no it fucking wont. there is no magical third chapter in the story where everything comes together. the cute girl you have a crush on had a hoe phase and fucked scumbags she never spoke to again, a HR faggot used AI to filter out your job resume, and whatever lease you wanted on an ideal place to live in got sent to someone with $1 more to spare than you. notice how im not even mentioning mortaging a house…
life isnt fucking fair and people get left behind and told to go FUCK themselves if they dare even complain about it. i dont have any answers either, dont look at me for them.
>just improov yourself bro
>just suddenly grow a Don Draper level of charisma bro
>just suddenly make business connections bro
>study and work hard, that’ll make life easier lol

>>725104240 (OP)
Yes of course.

>>725106734
Sir this is a mcdonalds

>>725106849
can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>725106818
>hang out with love interest in cyberpunk
>they have maybe 5 lines between them, then le epic fade to black sex scene
>need mods written by some sweaty virgin to add in cutesy text exchanges to pad it out or to be able to repeat above scene, with the same 5 dialogue lines
roleplay game my fucking ass. fucking cocktease2077

>>725107064
meanwhile
>do cyberpsycho missions
>get a wall of text explaining there is a psycho on the loose
>kill psycho
>scan shit
>send wall of text with useless info back
>get another wall of text of useless info
but they couldnt do more actual dialogue with characters that actually mattered

>>725107445
uhhh kurwa plis unnastand uhhh indie AA dev team uhhhh kurwa piwo voice actor expensive uhhh keanu reeves expensive *edits original advertisment’s sales pitch* uhh kurwa

>>725104240 (OP)
You're not supposed to like Triss

>>725111918
Yeah you're supposed to love her

>>725104240 (OP)
No, never crushed on a celebrity either, don't know how people do it.

>>725104240 (OP)
On Aerith when I was 21
Also khaleesi when I was 15 but that was short one

>>725104387
Same IRL but I think I have a vidya waifu

>>725106734
i am that kissless 30 (29) year socially stunted virgin who fell for the disney scheme, and the cute short gamer girl turned out to be an STD ridden coal burner. thanks for reading my blog