Thread 725107210

>millennials thought this was ripped & an impressive physique

Are they really that out of shape?

That build is what girls like btw

Not "playing" this flavour of the month crap ever

it is
your roid gains are fake, acne-ridden zoomer monkey

>>725107210 (OP)
Post your body then. You won't

>>725107210 (OP)
Yes roiding is bad. Your balls will shrivel up and you will barely have kids. Maybe only produce daughters if you're lucky instead of strong sons

Roidmonkey seething lmao

>>725107210 (OP)
Thats not the scene, if you know you know

>>725107210 (OP)
>dad bod
Excuse me?

>>725107210 (OP)
It is roidtranny

>>725107210 (OP)

Fight Club is still undoubtedly a thousand times better than your favorite movie.

>Pop pimple on back for hygenic purposes
>Clean it up correctly
>Still get a scar
>Women don't find this attractive
Meanwhile
>suicidal dude goes out and gets himself slashed by criminals
>women goon to this
Elliot (gigachad) rodger did nothing wrong

>>725107527
This is what the most out of shape millennial dads look like.

>while filling in for Robert, BB has a bright idea to sent Malevola to a fucking Sunday School. Malevola is a demon atheist.
I love my adorable Mandy-chan, but at points she's too retarded for her job.

When did it become common for every fitness related online personality to be some bald faggot who's diet is 50% steroids?

>>725107317
Okay, you don't need to announce it. This isn't reddit, you don't get karma for it.

>>725107210 (OP)
otter mode is the most aesthetic physique for a straight guy. OP is a fag so his tastes differ

>>725107210 (OP)
Being otter mode with a good face and confident personality is peak for most women though

>>725107939
I will not play it and I will announce it to mess with your shill campaign, faggot.

IM A BITCH
MY NAME'S ROBERT
SUCH A BITCH WHOSE NAME IS ROBERT
I'M A BITCH
YEAH I'M A BITCH
I'M SUCH A FUCKING BITCH
I HAVE NO HOPES
I HAVE NO DREAMS
AND A TINY LITTLE PEEN
AND IT DOESN'T EVEN FUNCTION ANYWAY CAUSEIHAVEERECTILEDYSFUNCTION

>>725107820
>see kids, demons are real
Sounds logical to me

That's less than 10% body fat so yes very hard to achieve

>>725107210 (OP)
that dude has vagina bones

>>725107820
It reminded me a bit of This is the Police, where after you wake up from coma, you discover that your replacement fired your best officers, got some injured and allowed half of them to go on vacation.

>>725108089
prism's VA music was also kino: https://youtu.be/d6v3vKeg1Ws

>>725108089
:)

>>725107210 (OP)
most dudes wish they could have a body like that
me included

>>725108396
>Chase casually reveals your secret identity
>Flambae is not present for it, because he would have an actual reaction to the reveal
I really want to like this game, but moments like this are making it difficult

>>725107820
I believe that the BB mode severely debuffs her intelligence.

>>725108254
I’m glad I held Mandy stocks for that part.

>>725108089
>>725108396
I really hated this guy in the first few episodes but I've done a total 180 on him. maybe it helps that I gave him flying so he's also pulling some real weight in the actual missions

>>725108441
Me 2 actually

>>725107432
I don't know.

I don't even know if you're talking about left or right.

>>725107820
I thought it was evident that she was retarded after forcing you to fire someone when the team started to actually function.

>>725107210 (OP)
>There are people in this thread, right now, who are going to choose the "it's okay, it's not your fault" option with Invisigal next episode.

I doubt there will be, but I sincerely hope that there's a branching path that gets more people killed due to her recklessness and Robert's inability to tell her off.

I don't think she needs to be yelled at or literally beaten, as I suspect she put the Astral Pulse in her pocket. But her inability to listen to orders is really not okay.

>>725107317
>>725108074
You need to dilate tranny.

>>725108478
Both versions of it are peak, honestly

>>725107210 (OP)
>not obese
>physically capable
I hate unrealistic standards

>>725107331
>>725107332
>>725107414
>>725108208
>>725108441
>dude, le bodyfat% and abs are so heckin cool!
This is what naturally healthy and fit men look like, without having to worry about shit like “aesthetics” like a faggot or a woman

>>725108590
Oh I'm going to give her shit, there will be drama. But I'll forgive her in the end.

>>725108647
okay man

>>725108647
Why do you have a collage of shirtless famous men?

>>725108474
>he doesn't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JuR3u8BXrg
man looking at this the "I'm Robert" option is infinitely less satisfying though maybe it's worth it since I'd assume he isn't entirely missing during the dispatches in ep 6, really put me on the backfoot

>>725107210 (OP)
That is a great physique. You can't have that kind of body without good discipline to both control your eating impulses and to exercise frequently.

Yeah it's not some raw power type of body, but it is aesthetically great. I think someone with that proportion of muscle to body fat is likely to have much more stamina than a dad bod kind of person.

>>725108647
Incelbod

>>725108626
Yeah, one has your Black dad seething from across the room because he sees a backstabbing lying hussy sticking her claws into his boy
And the other one has Courtney WATCH as Mandy and Robert fall deeper in love together

Äaaaa fuck now I'm stuck holding worthless fucking invisibitch bags. Fuck all of you memeing me into it.

>>725108441
>>725108505
95% of men don't have the freakishly narrow hips which make left physique possible. Brad Pitt actually has average bone structure which is why they showed him in favorable sideways poses a lot in Fight Club.
unfortunately no amount of muscle will make you look like left. bone structure > muscles

>>725107210 (OP)
They literally call this a dadbod in game...

>>725108590
there really needs to be a "I appreciate this, thank you, never fucking do that again" response

so do new episodes come out every week or what? im interested in the game but id rather just wait till all of it is released

>>725107820
>>725108178
Based autist Mandy showing the kids the TRUTH and THE LIGHT by showing them the EVIL and the DARK, because she's a CHRISTIAN woman who understands that EVIL EXISTS AND MUST BE VANQUISHED

Lol but seriously that's funny shit. Based Blazer always coming with the fire "dumb Blonde" comedy. Classic, like straight up golden age classic.

>>725108804
>falling for /v/'s opinion on anything
You only have yourself to blame.

>>725107210 (OP)
it is incredibly impressive. i don't know why you would want to achieve it, but it takes a lot of work to get that. kinda like getting diamond on any given esports game. impressive but for no purpose and it makes you look like a fag

>>725108916
Next week it'll all be out.

>>725108795
That and the Malevola ntr makes me feel sad for any invisibro that had to witness it

>>725108396
So him growing eyebrows for this scene if you burned them off is a bug or it's supposed to be this way?

>>725107684
my wife gets off to climbing on my back and plucking the loose hairs and popping zits or squeezing oil pockets like a goddamn chimp. Women are sickos and watch shit like dr pimple popper

>>725108821
That is not a dadbod at all, those are way chunkier and usually hairier

>>725108804
Blazer and Robert have real chemistry in all the scenes where their romance is established.
She interacts openly, shows actual concern, and values his input.
Devs clearly intended invisigal being the "main" romance, but they did such a better job with Blazer (given their character). I also feel that, in terms of characters, Robert would have pursued her canonically, as their personalities actually mesh.

>>725108647
thats right anon health at every size

>>725107210 (OP)
>>725108590
Now that the dust was settled, who is the mole in the party? The raid just when they figured out the location is too convenient right?

>>725107210 (OP)
>zoomer doesn't know ottermode
it's not impressive physique and often ridiculed because there's no legs at all, basically just shoulder and breast with low fat
fully nude they look weird

90% of the references in this game the characters would never know about from their age. Dev was just too scared to make all characters 40 to 50 years old

>>725108053
>dude just be in great shape, be attractive, and have a naturally charismatic personality! Women love that shit!
Did you realize how retarded this was before you wrote it? No shit

>>725108965
The fact that she gets cucked TWICE in the same room and also causes a major characters death all in one fucking episode......

And they think calling Blonde Blazer the "HR" lady means something when their waifu has just fallen below Malevola in the rankings (again)

>>725108810
>Brad Pitt actually has average bone structure
if Pitt has an average bone structure then what does this guy have

>Invisigirl disobeys orders and gets my nigga Chase killed
Courtneybros...

>>725107210 (OP)
It's interesting seeing how the male standard of beauty has changed in Hollywood. Everyone is on gear these days.

>>725108804
Just keep holding, bro. Next week will send Invisicoin to the moon and BB will barely be present.

>>725108647
>naturally healthy and fit men
>posts actors
someone tell him

>>725109018
I like both
I will go Blazer on my replay where I optimize my team to the meta

>>725107210 (OP)
its really a shame how social media and Hollywood have completely ruined our perception on what a good physique looky like
picrel is the Male Ideal people used to strive after for hundreds of years but if you showed a guy like him to the average normie they would make fun of him because they don't know what a real person looks like anymore
Film stars and Fitness models and whatnot are so pumped full of steroids that people have lost their grip on reality and genuinely thing Chris Hemsworth in Thor is a real person and not a heartack waiting to happen

>>725107820
But this is based though? Mandy is redpilling Christian kids into believing demons are real.

>Romance route has had satisfying reactivity so far
>Who you fired has had satisfying reactivity so far
>Who you hired has had satisfying reactivity so far
>Whether you reveal your identity or not turns out to be a completely fake choice even though it comes later
???

>>725109120
flexing his abs so hard that his upper body looks caved in

>Prism
JESUS

>>725108986
I know, I'm just saying, they probably don't think it's ripped and impressive if they're so dismissive of it.

>>725109084
No it's just that these stories are usually about people in their 20s-30s when they're still reasonably young even if their writers are older.

>>725108647
I base my fitness of practicality. ie “can I pick this up and carry it? Can I climb this? Can I run there without getting out of breath?” anything else is retarded vanity

I remembered giga nigga's photoshopped arms in the car today and my dick twitched just thought you guys should know that not gay btw

>>725109045
Surprise twist: Royd

>>725109058
>fully nude they look weird
women don't care about legs nigga

who is robert supposed to be mirring at here?

>>725109206
>No choice to give her Mecha-Dick
It's not fair.

Am I the only one who didn’t even know who that fast old black guy was that died last episode?

Can't wait for season 2 to burn all the good will season 1 did just like Last of Us, Spider-Man, and Ghosts did.

>>725107297
This, every woman I've been friends with prefers a toned body. Ripped is just for other (gay) men and a small subset of girls who are named Krystal or Angel in a mississipi town, population 10,000

>>725107210 (OP)
not another fucking /fit/ thread this is a fucking BLONDE BLAZER thread

>>725109274
no one asked women what they think

>>725109282
Bro's just enjoying the view in general, can't miss the babes for the cheeks or whatever the fuck.

>>725109206
>character: S tier
>VA: orc straight out of mordor

sources tell me robert is a bitch. is this true?

>>725108975
He can lose a tooth or his eyebrows depending on what you picked.

>>725109120
worse posture and less muscle mass. it's also not the same pose. note how Pitt's torso is subtly rotated towards the camera, moreso than his hips are. have you never posed in front of a mirror before?

>>725107210 (OP)
Post body

>>725109084
Most of the people in the game are late 20s into their 40s. Not sure how your comment makes sense.

>>725109386
'fraid so

>>725109282
he's probably imaging fucking malevola while her tail is massaging his prostate

>>725109343
yes because we actually paid attention to the story and aren't solely here for waifu wars
whoever said last night that the gigabrain take wasn't "this is shroud's fault" or "this is invisigal's fault" but "he made his choice and we have to honor his sacrifice" is based btw

>>725108089
I love Flambased

>>725109343
This game doesn't have the option to skip cutscenes, how do you not know who this is?

>teleports through Roberts door
>brings him a beautiful fucking lamp
>shoves his head into her underarm and boob
>touches his cock twice
>calls him cute
>cucks Visi into oblivion permanently
She absolutely fucking skyrocketed all the way up to Blonde Blazer in episode 1 tier

is maleovla an actual demon? if so, doesn't that mean the abrahamic religions are true?

>>725109481
anon was on his phone instead of watching the game

>>725108504
>I gave him flying
it fucking sucks that we can only do flight training once and then we are fucked.

>>725109513
I bet they didn't give her romance because of her VA

>>725107889
THE ROCK
all the Marvel movies with mandatory shirtless sequence
Wolverine ripped in his 60s...
etc.

>>725109458
It IS invisigal's fault even if Chase came to terms with it.

>>725109386
https://youtu.be/sGJ08f9LjEs?si=LC2ULG63P63KS9nS

>>725109386
He's a bitch, his name is Robert
He's a bitch whose name is Robert

>>725109165
>full copium

>>725109513
>Not a romance option because the Devs need to shill Liara I mean, invisigal

RIP
Maybe in S2.

if i replay the episode where you need to fire someone, will it save all the choices i made in the previous episodes or do i need to start a brand new playthrough from the beginning

>>725109569
Who is her VA?

>>725109119
>deliberately delays telling Robert about Mandy wanting to meet until she’s changing
>goes in to watch them flirt
She might seriously be a full on cuck at this point. There’s even a spare chair in the office corner.

>>725108053
>>725109102

>>725109635
>Liara
NEVER compare Invisigal to that blue shit ever again.

should have kept the white hair on her

>>725107210 (OP)
LET GUESS THE NUMBER for the last week

every week its 2x

>MAN-dy
>mat mercer is a fakeout for the distorted voice in a helmet bit
>gets close to Robert so she can keep an eye on him
>present when they find the energy source
>forbids everyone from going
>suddenly shroud is there
>doesn't kill Courtney
It all makes sense

>>725109569
I don't think so, the romance seems pretty clearly cut and dry between the two for a specific reason
She's firmly the "other one" now though, I mean she has the biggest titties out of them all for a reason

>>725109635
Liara and Invisigal have nothing to do with each other. You're thinking Jack. BB and Visi are actually very close to the Miranda vs Jack character archetypes

>>725109630
>He didn't read the leaks
BBfags fear the Invisichad with precognition.

Something has just occurred to me

>Robert's pep talk to Invisigal has been broadcast to the entire branch
>In the conversation Robert reveals that he was a superhero, and that he has no superpowers
>The Z-Team has a betting pool on which superhero Robert was
>All the guesses that they make have some sort of power or another

I get that they're supposed to be retarded, but is there really no one with the above room temperature IQ amongst them?

>>725109712
Hooves heck yeah

Loved Flambae showing up late to the party with a present. I knew my guy would come to terms with Robert's identity after he got past his initial murderous rage. Wish he kept the tooth gap though.

>>725109396
Yeah, I know, and even if you burned his eyebrows, he will show up at your place WITH eyebrows, which is why I'm asking whether that's supposed to be this way, or it's a bug or an oversight.

I guess it’s true that personality is more important than looks because I would drop BB and incisgal for the demon lady

>>725109681
>"should i work out?"
>"no that seems like too much work. ill just start doomposting so that i can convince myself it wouldnt make a difference and i can feel better about myself"
skinnyfat shame AVERTED

>>725109719
What went right?

>>725109731
I assume he’s talking about how Liara was a writer’s pet that was shown clear preferential treatment

>>725109712
I like design 3 the best. Those high pants are great.

>>725108739
Golem is a god tier bro

>>725109458
Okay but it's entirely Invisibitch's fault and this is blatant cope.

Inivisigal wants to be pooped on and she cant stop talking about it

>>725109793
In my game he grew his tooth back.

>the best writer is the one with the biggest tits

really makes you think

>>725109724
Bafflingly plausible, I can definetly see Shroud's outfit being made specifically to hide any feminine features...

>>725109380
>She named herself thot squad

>>725109761
>criminals that got caught
>smart

>>725109518
She's an actual demon, yes.
Therefore, Abrahamic religions are true.
It doesn't matter because she's an atheist.

>>725109749
>trusting the leakers

I'm an invisifag but I'm not gonna lie
If there is some sort of path presented in the final 2 episodes that puts her at rock bottom and sends her spiraling back into villainy, I'm jumping on that. Her becoming one of Mecha Man's nemeses after everytning would be pure tragic kino.

>>725109761
I mean, "I have no powers" doesn't necessarily imply he literally has NO powers as much as he thinks they're worthless.
They talk about a "hero" who literally just eats things and weighs 1000 lbs.

>>725109761
iirc prism won the pool and specifically pointed out that he was the only superhero they knew without powers
also when they mention the betting pool their guess of the 1000 pound guy was mostly based on them not knowing if he had any powers besides being a fat fuck

>>725109712
anything but red, red is such a lame color skin

>>725109749
Given the Bobo, that was written with the leaks in mind

>>725109861
Well tooth is kinda easirer to explain by just an implant. But brows is harder.

>You and 0% players didn't help Invisigirl retrieve the McGuffin energy thingy
I am better than all of you.

>>725109859
Invisigal has a scat fetish

>>725109862
I need milkie

>>725109761
Did you not play the game? During the dispatch segment is super clear they have 1 int, because its literally right there for you to see

>>725109914
Haven't been wrong yet, they predicted all of episode 6 to a tee.

>>725109948
who the FUCK puts whole lettuce in a taco instead of shredded lettuce?

https://youtu.be/5tCfik9R8ss?t=1817
>malevolas va looking with absolute disdain everytime flamebaes va speaks
kek

VEVE COIN TO THE MOON
HUGGED ROBERT BEFORE VISI
TOUCHED ROBERTS COCK BEFORE VISI
OPENLY FLIRTED AND COMPLIMENTED ROBERT EARNESTLY BEFORE VISI
BROUGHT THE NICEST LAMP, VISI BROUGHT NOTHING

>>725108647
Post YOUR body, anon. Why is it difficult?

i have generation wars fatigue

>>725109513
>Hot
>Chill
>No angsty drama like with Invisigal
>Not a dumbass like Blonder Blazer
>Cool ass sword
Easily best girl

Don't worry fags, Blonde Blazer will get some cool moments in the next episode, including romance ones.

>>725109991
Golem is a genius.

>>725109875
>Is a literal fucking demon
>Doesn't think God exists
How? If she hated God or was a Satanist that'd make sense, but how can she think there is no God when she's living proof that at least one of the Abrahamic religions is right?

>>725109647
That one influencer cunt with an overinflated ego.

>>725109920
You just have to not forgive her and romance BB

>>725107210 (OP)
As long as you're not a skeleton or a fat fuck it's good

>>725109948
Not him but I can confirm this

this is canon

>>725109936
>didn't
Surely that's a typo, right, anon? You're amongst the HackCHADS, right?

>>725110029
death to all millennials
t. millennial

>>725110050
THAT'S THE JOKE, ANON

>>725109862
>she's the reason there is authentic Black and big ass and titty representation instead of lame faggotry
BOW DOWN TO THE
BOW DOWN TO THE KWEEEEN

>>725110024
>VISI BROUGHT NOTHING

visi brought the retarded rock lamp she's holding here: >>725109282

>>725107210 (OP)
>girly game has men looking like twinks
You don't say.

>>725109820
face> body

>>725110123
Womenchads, I kneel

>>725107210 (OP)
Women love tall lean guys

>>725110084
The stats are continually bugged, but I've noticed a lot of people (including friends) complain about the difficulty of hacking, which surprised me given how straightforward I thought it was.

>>725110115
Oh

>>725110136
Wrong, that was Golem's

>>725110123
Punch up and Waterboy FUCK those kweens....

>>725110136
VISI IS EMPTY FUCKING HANDED.

>>725110059
I don't want to romance BB. I want Visi to be who he loves but she becomes a villain and a nemesis to him in a dark ending. I know this won't happen but fuck it'd be based.

>no scene of visi stepping on you

;_;

Why did the negress blind two random guys for no reason?

>>725110050
Obviously she's the thing a human saw thousands of years ago and decided to make up some OCs of, who's now come back and seen how wrong people got it

>>725108983
This. My ex would hunt down pimples/zits on me and pop them like a fucking freak. She was bad at it too, I've got a scar on my cheek and my back is covered with them.

>>725110146
how would you know? you've never had either

>>725109920
[Spoiler]if you dont forgive her for the bomb she becomes a villain[/spoiler]

>>725110175
The last one was kinda tough because I didn't get what the goal was right away, but beyond that the hardest one was the stalker hack, and even that wasn't so hard..

>>725110238
Maybe she bought the chandelier but her little arms cant carry it

>>725109875
She is HALF-demon

>>725110286
>S
Anon.......

>>725110251
She felt like it, that's how women behave.

>>725110238
>>725110196
oh, that's lame. maybe she was going to give him a "present" when everyone left but chase had to fuck it up

>>725110235
Based colonization and actually effective race mixing propaganda not based on lame gay shit.....so fucking based.....

>>725110251
Because hoes depressed

>>725110238
She brought her body for Robert Robertson to use as he pleases

>>725109731
Anon is just talking about Liara being the writer's pet that eventually takes over the story. If leaks are true it's going to be an Invisigal focused ending too with the only major choice in the game being either to redeem or reject her.

>>725110250
She only pretends to be a dom, we know this.

>>725110251
Temporarily

>Bobert mentions stealing
>Chase inmediately thinks he's ealkong about race
Huh?

>>725110286
retardGOD

>>725108590
Nah for how much they're pushing Invisibitch on me, everything that happened is her fault
Fuck, considering that she realized that the two fuckers who were just trying to melt the door are either gone or dead, she shouldn't have ever exited the room without going invisible, but that wouldn't create that much drama, now would it

>>725109906
um you’re not supposed to use that reaction pic on men you homo

After playing both routes, it's pretty clear that BB is an actual real adult relationship and Invisigal is for people pining for a teenage love they never had.

>>725110250
She gets to WATCH
And you get to LIKE IT

>>725110323
>Blaming Chase
Actually go fuck yourself.

>>725108975
In Episode 6 his tooth/eyebrows are fixed, even in the dispatch if you don't tell about your identity. The assumption was he went in for hair implants/to the dentist when he fucks off for the day if you tell the truth; but it would've had to be when Robert was unconscious given he's fixed with the keeping it secret route.

>has the highest hero ranking
>has the coolest and most useful powers
>is actually fun to hang around with
>has the biggest tits
>has a big sword
>laidback, never causes any drama with anyone else or tries to start shit unless you count dousing Afghaggot when he started sperging
>crushing on Robbie
>throws you a party
>is genuinely nice, being the one who signed up her and Sonar for the program in the first place and acting as her friend's drug sponsor to help him with his addiction
She mogs visi so much it isn't even funny, this had to be deliberate

>>725110389
He's right.

you did collect all the trading cards and level up your badge to the max level, right /v/?

>>725110251
>random
Dude, they're approaching her with a drawn knife and a barstool.

>>725110309
FUCK

>another 2 episodes in and we dont fuck invisigirl up the ass
visibros... we are holding heavy bags..

>>725110446
The alternate to Blonde Blazer was right there all along

>>725110250
She prefers to sit on a chair in the corner and watch.

>>725107210 (OP)
ideal millennial physique = average 15yo zoomer physique jfl

zoomerGODS won

>>725110446
She's just demonMagik, her voice sucks, as does her outfit
Fuck her

>>725110389
>ealkong
Man, i fucking haee this phone

>>725110431
>everyone having a good time
>literally cockblocking your friend and making a scene

chase should at least have talked to robert in private

>>725110473
I have not done this for a game in years

>>725108647
most of these are pretty low bodyfat% thoughever. either way stop forcing your fetish onto other people

>>725110408
>door opens up on its own
>sound of footsteps hitting the metal bridge
>"mmh must have been the wind"
You really think Shroud is THAT retarded?

>/v/ actually likes a video game released in current year
How did Adhoc do it?

>>725110473
I still after years don't know how trading cards unlock

>>725110431
he DID, right after the pulse explosion.

>>725110467
>"you've literally stolen things for me."
>"...yeah but that's different"
love these two

>>725110514
And as a Magikfag I like that

>>725110473
level 5?! Are you nuts?

I might buy the rest of the cards for a level 1 badge but no way level 5.

>>725108074
you announced it because you thought you'd get a bunch of replies sucking your dick for not playing a video game faggot. You didn't and are now seething at your failure of a post.

>>725110514
>as does her outfit
That's my biggest issue with her, her outfit fucking sucks. They should have gone with one of her concept outfits instead of what they did go with.

>>725110591
by playing the game. once you get a card, click on "badge progress" and in the top it should show how many card drops you have remaining. you also get random cards from random games occasionally

>>725110286
Holy shit there really is almost nothing likeable about her. I'm all for redeeming her, but she needs to actually want to do it for more than Robert's approval. If his very reasonable refusal to accept her apology for almost killing him, makes her go back to crime, then fuck her, dude.

>>725110607
meant for >>725110539

>>725110582
this has always been a telltale board
reminds me of the good ol days where we argued about kenny's stupid fucking boat plan or jane the glass eater or how everyone guessed the twist in TWAU by ep1 so they had to rewrite like half the plot

>>725110286
Imagine her heartbroken face if this is actually real and you pick that path
Maximum suffering
Please be real, please be real, please be real

>>725110582
>visual novel crap
>videogame

>another perfect run with my perfect wife
>percentile definition got switched again
they have a dyslexic intern coding this or what

>>725110298
I'm huffing the copium that there will be SOMETHING for Malevola

>>725110539
>>literally cockblocking your friend
who are you quoting?

>>725110623
GIWTWM

>>725110446
Also, remember when Robert returns to the shift after BB was covering and Malevola says "wait Robert is actually cool?" and then Visi immediately insults Robert and says he isn't actually cool.

She's such a nasty bitch, even in the moment that she has to stand up for Robert and say "yeah, Robert is pretty cool" she STILL fucking shits all over him.

Now watch as Invisibitch fags reply to me saying "her banter is a part of her personality" instead of just admitting that she's a fuckin bitch

Which character has the worst design? I'm giving it to Malevola.
Not even her voice fits.

>>725110623
do demon girls lactate? if so, is it milk or something else?

>>725110286
Very nice
I hope I'll get to kill her too
Fucking cunt got the only dude I really liked in this shitty game killed

>the Sonar convo at the bar
Damn, i don't like Critikal's perpetually dead tone of voice, yet i can't jelp but like this drug addicted blind scammer.

>>725110582
what the fuck are you talking about? /v/ has loved almost literally every 2025 release.

From E33 to Silksong to Dispatch, everything has been loved, even the gayass Hades 2 got hundreds of gay threads.

>Brown
>Slut
>Abrasive
>Commits petty crime
>Smokes
>Septum piercing
>Tattoos
>Probably not a virgin

It's incredibly ironic how /v/ cried about this character archetype being woke and feminist, but are head over heels over her just because they can "fix" her.

>>725110676
I feel like even if she didn't want his trouser snake so badly, having the main (only) person that's ever believed in you turn like that, justified or not, would be a massive confidence destroyer and set anybody back down a dark path

>>725110446
>laidback, never causes any drama with anyone else or tries to start shit unless you count dousing Afghaggot when he started sperging
Ask me how I know you haven't fired Sonar.

>>725110810
Don't forget she gets best unc chase killed. Invisifags are now trying to say it was his fault for dying too.

>>725110582
I miss the OG Walking Dead threads with my fellow urbans.

>>725110740
impregnate and find out

>>725110870
Same

>>725110734
Punch-up. Everything about him is generic and forgettable, which is impressive for a midget. Even dick-punching doesn't really count as a gimmick.

>>725110389
He was deflecting with a joke.

>>725109712
Hard disagree, they should've gone with a pitch black hair.

>>725110725
>>725110446
>>725110419
>she is a bitch
>got no lover
>she only gets watch
>in the chair

>>725110734
Punch up is just a dumb dwarf
sonar is just some dude with a bat head
malevola dresses like shit

thats it

>>725110286
she'll try to woo robert one last time and if rejected that turns her back into a villain and becomes shroud 2.0
but yeah not forgiving her puts her on the anakin path
i read that there's extra dialogue if you go for blonde blazer as well (who becomes useless as mandy because her crystal is used for chase so he can survive and become his younger self again kwab)

Invisibitch is actually irredeemable dogshit. I'll finish this run with her but then I'll immediately restart and choose Mandy

>>725110869
No, it's her fault
Yes, I will still forgive her

>>725110919
Him too, agreed.

>>725110734
Punch-up, he's just a midget mick. Genuinely wish we could have cut him and kept Coupe.

You keepin' up, Anon?

>>725110725
She was obviously trying stop mal from being atttacted to bob dipshit

She doesnt want any competition

>>725110050
Red skinned horned humanoid demons don't actually exist in the Bible. They're either incorporeal spirits or humans (or a dragon that one time). She would recognize that she's not a fallen angel or a shapeshifter so if anything she'd be evidence that those religions are wrong.

>>725109761
To be fair, he could've lost them. This is comic book logic here.

>>725111016
I've read the leaks, anon.

>>725107210 (OP)
That is as close to ripped as you get fully natty, without absolutely destroying your hormone profile. Push it any further and the lack of your body fat will absolutely wreck you long term.

>>725110865
Of course not, I'm not retarded.

>>725110721
Huh, only just noticed Mal looking over and seeming put out.
I guess Mandy is more NTR resistant than Courtney

>>725111000
>Double Trips
Correct opinion confirmed.

>>725110919
He would be alright if his power was actually impressive, but during the one fucking time you see him do anything, he just punches people in the dick and it doesn't have the impact of "the strength of 10 men".
I fucking hate how there is no single normal male bro character. The only one who is anything like that is speed-nigger.

>>725111029
>toxic behavior like insulting your love interest (who you constantly punch) is okay because she's JEALOLUS and doesn't want ANYONE ELSE to like him
Fucking gross. *pinches Roberts cock again while she watches*

>>725109712
These outfits all kind of suck.

>>725111016
DUMBEST weakness for a speedster. Ever.
His legs should've exploded the moment he tried to speedrun after so long, if he was accelerated aging.

>>725111000
Based simp.

>Episode 5
Z-Team: Mecha Man is a REAL superhero
>Episode 6
>Z-Team: Mecha Man is fucking lame
Kek

>>725111009
But we kept coupe

>>725110557
By low % you mean between around 15%, some might even be above.

>>725110810
Literally all of Invisibitch's fandom is because she had an unskippable and relatively explicit cutscene early in her screentime that was unskippable. That's it.

>>725110513
The most diverse group of frenchmen

>>725109570
>Of all these scenes only two of them are plot relevant and two of them are just the character's design.
>The rest are just for eye candy.

>>725110865
>fired Sonar
>she literally wants to suck Roberts cock and hump him right in front of Visi
>brought him the best lamp
She got over it pretty quick after finding out that he's fuckin Mecha Man

Invisible is ride or die.

The issue is that she's so fucking retarded that it's more like ride AND die.

>>725107645
You'd be a thousand times wrong, buddy.
But, you're not talking to me, so you're probably right.

>>725111140
She's an insecure loser whos probably never had genuine love in her life. Shes like a kicked puppy

>>725111029
Degrading your partner in front of other people to downgrade their social standing and self-esteem and make them more dependent on your validation is a classic abuser tactic btw, as is punching them in the face

>no lava golem

ah, what could have been

anyone else but me feel like they used AI to aid with the script for this game?

Roommate bros, our narrative...?

>>725109570
Seeing what counts as ripped for Hugh Jackman in the 00s and now in the 20s is wild.

>>725110734
Punch-Up is by far the most forgettable character in the game

>>725110146
lets see that face with extra 100kgs and grow that hair for a year with no care, face is king but you cant ignore the foundation.

>>725111316
>Lemme copy your homework, bro

>>725111304
So is everyone else in the team, not an excuse.

>>725111278
retard here: why isn't malevola's sword sharp? it has no point and no edge. it's effectively a club

>>725107645
It's still kind of shit though.
>b-but i-it's better t-than other-
Yeah, and it's still shit.
Just because something is better than the other garbage on the market doesn't mean it's intrinsically good. It's like going to a garbage dump and arguing that an empty glass bottle is amazing because you're surrounded by bags of dogshit, used wetwipes, and plastic junk.
I couldn't imagine ever taking pride in watching, not even producing, but WATCHING performative slop. Do you really not amount to anything better than that?

>>725111278
She didn't get over it, they just didn't want to bother with extra scenes.

>>725111304
She has those qualities to appease the fanbase especially the scat fetish

>>725111315
She could literally destroy your suit and kill your Black father and her fucking simps will write endless excuses for her. Her coin is in the fucking mud and they are scrambling to cover up for her dogshit and manic behavior that has been evident for the entire season

>>725107210 (OP)
>Are they really that out of shape?
Achieve it then

>>725111316
I like a lot of these designs actually, the tree, the robot with a fish in its belly, the lava golem, and the frog...and the egyptian one and the mud one

all cute

>>725111418
BBfags getting desperate

>>725111353
Isn't Hugh Jackman actually ill rn? He can't do as much as he used to

>"If you poke the hive you gonna have to fuck the queen" is said by Chase when he and Robert are talking about Shroud
>Blonde Blazer wants to fuck Robert
It's all coming together

>>725111315
>villain does villanous shit

No shit. The point of the game is to fix her and impregnate her.

wife

There's no point to a BB romance at this point, it's just Visi and Malevola

>>725111382
It's an executioner's sword, but retarded.

>>725111414
it is a club, did you not notice its broken as well?

>>725111471
bet your success rate is lower than 100%

>>725111503
you would be correct

>>725111219
I was already gunning for her beforehand, but I won't lie and pretend that didn't sweeten the deal.

Videogames? Visual novels are not.

>video game thread
dead
>thread about a gay twink in a western VN
300 replies in an hour

my wife, Courtney.

>>725107210 (OP)
DAILY reminder

>>725111467
>teehee it's GOOD that the love interest is villanous, refuses orders at every turn, punches the hero, kills innocents and behaves like a rotten child because TOMBOY SEX SCENE IN HER DREAMS AWOOOOOGA BROWN NIPPLES AND SOUR PATCH KIDS!
Jesus Christ you simps don't know when to quit.

>>725109058
>Athletic
Is super built and extremely hard to achieve without roids.
>Otter
That's literally a gay term

>>725111473
She marked her territory in front of everyone.
Mandy stocks are at record high and leaks indicate it’s going to the moon

>BB isn't getting her own sex scene
Fuck my chud life.

>>725107210 (OP)

that physique would be described as shredded.
the goal isnt to be big, the goal is to be defined.
low body fat.

>>725108647
Most of those guys are very close to the picture in your original post.

>>725109058
>Otter, Bear
You're such a fucking faggot

>>725107210 (OP)
It is and you are a faggot.

>>725111448
You can't be serious, Visi got cucked twice in the same room and killed Chase all in one episode and you're here talking about BBfags
Shame on you

>>725110514
>Fuck her
ok

>>725111570
>thread full of retards waifu warring
atleast scroll down before posting

>>725111467
You can't fix her.

Will the final 2 episodes breach 300k+?

>>725110676
Even though that other guy fucked his spoiler, I'd rather not shout it out loud, even if it is an open secret at this point.
She obviously feels immense guilt over it, and it's the one reason for why she joined the phoenix program. Robert obviously treats her nicely, maybe even gives her preferential treatment, even if you don't romance her, so she feels like she might have a chance at redemption, you know, the whole speech you gave all the villains over the episodes? But then you don't forgive her, so she puts up her walls again. It's easier to be a villain. It would've been easier to kill Robert.

>>725111615
I love how brave and honest she is on her feelings.

what the FUCK is going on with flambae's shorts?

>>725111697
200k-250k at most.

>>725111382
Why would it need to be sharp
Demons and shit probably can't get killed by regular weaponry anyway and since she's always infusing it with magic it probably doesn't matter
It might also help her hero image if she doesn't immediately behead everyone

>>725111606
She has gotten noone killed, chase chose to sacrifice himself. Also i have not brought up the sex scene or sour patch kids once, putting words in my mouth

Prism best girl and made for best boy

>>725111728
he's a manwhore

>>725111606
>villanous

Invisibabe has a heart of gold, she just never had anyone that believed in her or was there to help her.

A real hero wouldn't toss her aside and leave her to become a villain. A hero would fix her and bang that invisussy.

>>725111606
>because TOMBOY SEX SCENE IN HER DREAMS AWOOOOOGA
Yes.

>>725111397
I think at this point she got the message anon.

Here's the dance part with IG clipped for your pleasure, with the OG music.
https://files.catbox.moe/myx1v1.mp4
Another tune to listen to until I hate it.

>>725111808
Invisible hands typed this

>>725111473
ASTRONOMICAL cope from the Visi bag holders after the pummeling they took yesterday, WATCHING VeVe coin soar to the STRATOSPHERE while BB coin staying STEADY

>>725111606
I will stop her villainy.

I WILL hold her hands so she cannot use them to commit crimes.
I WILL kiss her lips so she cannot use them to corrupt other with evil words.
I WILL buy a home with her so she's not out on the streets committing robbery and murder.
I WILL mating press her in our bed to keep her too exhausted to return to a life of evil.
We WILL have five to ten children to ensure she learns the value of a human life!

>>725111434
Careful they'll call you a BBfag.

>>725111808
> A hero would fix her and let her sit in the cuck chair
Fixed

>>725111913
You can tell how lonely a person is by the character they are attracted to
Invisigal is a nice fantasy but dating someone like that is just miserable

>>725111473
BB stonks rose a lot this patch. The only issue is she still doesn't have as much screen time as Courtney. But I'm hoping the final episodes change that. She promised to tell Robert her origin story and it still hasn't come up yet.

>>725111913
SEE ALL EVIL
HEAR ALL EVIL
FUCK ALL EVIL

>>725111939
nobody likes her

her voice suck ass, we like the writing on Malevola's character.

>>725107645
My favorite movie is LotR though

>>725111905
Visicoin will skyrocket she has heavy plot significance next chapter and is part of the ending

Hold the line visbros dont sell

>>725111709
Yeah we know she's severely mentally ill and needs to be institutionalized. If she weren't, she wouldn't immediately return to her old ways when the guy she tried to murder in cold blood and who she lied to throughout their entire association up until this point doesn't forgive her for for literally trying to murder him for her own gain.

>>725111773
>She has gotten noone killed, chase chose to sacrifice himself
There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

>>725111963
I'm attracted to Golem.

>>725109761
>anon just now realizes the writing is shit
Chase was petting a hecking doggo instead of calling for backup until he decided it's time to die now. Robert too but at least he was doing shit on the computer

>>725111939
who

Why did Chase react so negatively against Invisigal but not when you're porking the big boss?

I'm still not playing the WEGslop.

>>725112069
You can fuck snake in this game?

>>725107297
eww
gross
i hate women

>>725112069
Because BB isn't a villain whore that mistreats you and wants to drag you down to hell. Chase probably thinks she is worthy of Robert and vice versa

I feel like the BB romance was a bait and switch. She was plastered all over the advertising as the romance. But she's barely in the game and clearly they want to steer you into redeeming Visi with dick.

These last two episodes better be full of BB.

>>725112032
Good taste

>>725112069
U serious bro? One is a stable and healthy woman and the other will ruin roberts life. Of course chase wants best for his surrogate son

mady is a cutie :)

>>725111585
Guess I have super powers because I never asked for a spotter.
3pl8x5

>>725112030
The mental gymnastics from the Visi bag holders is truly delicious. She can do ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING WRONG and how dare you say otherwise

>>725112069
Blazer is a respectable hero and business woman. Invisicuck is the foid version of a manchild

>>725108647
top left is a skeleton
lol

>average supervillain in this setting can be BTFO by a regular human with a pool cue, a mirror, or just their fists
>not even a strong and skilled human, but a white collar dyel who can't even bench 165

I actually find BB's story more appealing.
She's just this sweet girl next door that everybody thinks is a perfect gigastacy and this makes her self-conscious and insecure. It's actually wholesome.

>>725111905
>BB coin staying STEADY
Until the game reveal that she's the mole/shroud

>>725112184
the mole was chase

>>725111808
>Invisibabe has a heart of gold
That why she tried to murder a guy (+collateral, since bomb) in cold blood for entirely selfish reasons? That why she lied about it to said guy throughout the game and then throws a shitfit when it comes to light and he, entirely reasonably, doesn't just forgive her for no reason?
Stop thinking with your fucking dick.

>>725112165
You can have 10 combat, but 1 vigor, dummy.
And just because you look buff doesn't mean you can take a hit.

>>725112165
You're forgetting Robert has been doing this shit since he was 15.

for real though why does bb get so much less screentime
i mean it's another fucking 2 episodes focusing on visi barfights and visi shipfights and visi taco assplay and visi adventures

>>725112016
Anon, you’ll be stuck holding the bag when Mandy bails Robert out of the consequences of Courtney’s fuck ups twice

>>725112069
Courtney, it's time to stop posting about Mandy's love life

>>725107210 (OP)
nortubel tier body

>>725112069
He tells you why...

Im picking Visi not because she is the healthier or better option. Im picking her so I can break her heart hard and mindbreak her into becoming a villain

>>725112165
Robert has the experience of fighting superpowered freaks as Mecha Man.

>>725108647
Least heterosexual post in this thread.

Just sold all my visi stocks and restarted my run. I couldn't continue it was getting too embarrassing.

>>725111773
Stop getting baited

>>725112259
Likely fucked over by the episodic VN format amd being your boss instead of a coworker.

>>725112284
>sent malevola to a christian school
doesn't she work in hr or some shit

Is that the part where we start posting goreposts?

>>725112306
>Im picking Visi not because she is the healthier or better option. Im picking her so I can break her heart hard and mindbreak her into becoming a villain
Shroud's hands typed this

>Game end with Mecha-Man back on the streets but Visibitch is his arch-nemesis, and they still love each other secretly
This would be so kino, but there's no way she could last against him.

>>725112259
Because every time she's on screen, your EYEBALLS SHOOT OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS and you say AWOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAA MAMASITAAAAAA

Because her body is ridiculous and her disposition is perfectly lovely and warm. You don't need a woman to be a fucking problematic and self deprecating bitch

>>725108475
>Being BB turns Mandy into a bimbo
Gunna nut

>>725112169
cause thats actually good, irl 9/10 you would pick a actual stable nice person over some generic bpd crackwhore

i'm sorry but i'm just not romancing this... thing.

>>725112373
The pedophile CP spammer has been real quiet lately. Maybe he's fucking dead hopefully.

>>725112241
>"wow the villains trying to become heroes arent so perfect and make mistakes"

dumbass the entire purpose for dispatching is to change them into heroes. she makes an effort to actually change and thats something.

go with your BB, ill be too busy cucking her in my playthrough.

>>725112314
The most experienced fighter ever is still getting mogged by that lowest ranked heavyweight in the UFC if they can't lift 165, and both are getting mogged by an average guy with a gun.

why do people love cucking superman-type heroes
>phenomaman
>metro man
>omni man
>superman (snyder)

why do bbstans seem low key maladjusted and inarticulate
it's kinda screams out that you're interacting with not very socially-well adjusted people

>>725112259
Because originally it was just supposed to be a regular show.

>>725110810
I just like mostly short-haired, brownish tomboyesque girls, ok?

>Wahh wahhh Wahh this is the kind of body women prefer etc

Shouldn't be relevant, never has been. Get the body you want.

>>725112154
>>725112281
>>725112320

Visicoin can still have tragickino

>>725112510
JESUS CHRIST look at Alice's thighs and ass. WaterMAN is so lucky.

>>725112408
>Perfect golden age demoness design with a leotard tank top
>pinches your cock and cucks Courtney
God damn, I knew she was getting time to shine since she was advertised for episode 5. But sinking Visi coin???? She's extremely fucking powerful

Reminder that Invisibitch isn't even a tomboy. She likes retarded romance movies and novels and can't lift a box.

Why are these threads so mentally ill?

>>725112535
It was just a barfight against losers until the Red crew shows up and kicks their asses.

>>725111778
You think he got a BWC?

>>725112543
>metro man
You mean the guy that had no interest in the "love interest" at all, and left her to believe he was dead as well?

>>725112259
Because Invisigal is part of the team you need to tard wrangle, sees Robert as a mentor of sorts, and clearly has a connection to Shroud and his crew, as opposed to BB who is a well adjusted woman with a complete separate job to Robert's.
To be fair, I'd hope there was a least another episode 1ish moment in the story where BB tells you more about herself that isn't tied to the romance but I doubt we'll have it

>>725112631
lol, big wet cock, lmao

>>725112620
Hold on i'm not in the mood for armchair psychology.

>>725112684
Heh

>>725112543
Batman has been cucking Superman with Lois Lane since decades before you were born

>>725107210 (OP)
Normalfags who aren't terminally online have veeeery low standards for fitness anon.

>>725112469
I thought she was talking about the date here but now I realize she was talking about the heartwarming party.

>Z Team all reveal their names
>I immediately forget them
Why is my brain like this?

Uhhh Alice, Gibb... Courtney... Uhhhh... FUCK.

>>725112660
BB and Invisigal are probably roommates.

>>725112719
Does Flambae reveal his name if you don't mention you're Mecha Man?

>>725112165
>average supervillain in this setting
Marvel and DC are full of weak ass Z list supervillains like that as well

If this was a show Robert would probably be Blazer's bf for the first season with Vis as a will they won't they love triangle but eventually he'd go to Vis after an amicable breakup and Blazer would give her blessing and get with Waterboy or something. She seems very much like a "blandly perfect first girl fakeout" kind of love interest and all her scenes are frontloaded.

>>725112779
Yes

>>725112531
>literally resorting to a retarded straw man immediately upon being challenged
Don't think I've ever seen someone concede an argument this quickly.

>>725112373
Gorepost is the falseflag ops

>>725112779
He's Chad.

>>725112510
Why do you have that random non-character in the background? Looks so out of place, literally photoshopped in.

>>725111773
>chase chose to sacrifice himself.
that and BB is the retard who wouldn't let us bring the whole team P-man could have soloed that

>>725112719
Colm
Herm
Janelle
Bruno

>>725112587
Imagine the butthurt if your LI died because you fail a long ass, retarded hacking minigame. The seethe would be phenomenal.

>>725112854
Holy fuck her ass is so PHAT, I want her to suffocate me to death with it.

>>725112550
>visi is the canon path the story was written and characterized richly and authentically for the auteur vision and narrative
>bb is a sideshow option tacked on when they switched to a videogame
i see

>>725112510
This god tier proportions beast who would break his pelvis?

>>725112660
I’m hoping the finale will be longer. If the leaks are accurate there’s a pretty intense scene to start with, and they still need to fit in the fallout, wind down, date, ramp up, climax and epilogue.

>>725112469
Noticing Robert is making a confused face in this scene like there's something wrong...hmm...

This game looks interesting but I don't think I can stomach the "star studded" cast, is it overly obvious?

>>725112684
he can produce infinite semen...right? damn

>>725107210 (OP)
Roidmonkeys are an abomination before god and only attractive to gay men.

>>725112619
>Notice her smirk when she saw Robert in his underwear
Oh she wanted to fuck him HARD

>>725112998
No. Aaron Paul is EXCELLENT.

>>725112998
I don't even know who most of these people are.

>>725112069
>why does your surrogate father not want you to fuck up your life with a whore??

>>725112998
Cr1tikal stands out because he doesn't try to act. If they didn't advertise the others you wouldn't recognize them and just think the Z-Team are budget VAs. The main cast are all professionals.

>>725111382
That thing is too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it's more like a large hunk of iron.

>>725112069
BB is the best wife for Robert. Invisigal is a walking set of redflags.

>>725112998
I don't pay attention to that trype, I just buy game, play the game, and have fun or refund it if not fun

>>725111606
Men are not immune to desiring toxic relationships

For what retarded reason... does this game not accept A as the FUCKING OKAY/CONFIRM BUTTON? What is worse is that sometimes A IS THE CONFIRM BUTTON!

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF WHOMEVER DID THIS

>>725113079
But it actually works, because you never expected the Man-Bat copycat to sound like a total dweeb.

>>725111382
>it has no point and no edge. it's effectively a club
heroes don't kill

>>725113079
you say that but I think he does a okay job. I was expecting hunt down the freeman cringe and this wasn't it.

>>725107527
This is what women mean when they say "dad bod" versus the actual dad bod of 30 pounds overweight but stronger than average shoulders and calves.

BB is the best option
>well adjusted
>can relate to robert alot
>was devoid of affection for years so she would prob do anything robert asks her to
>fit and really hot
>can be tall blonde or short brunette
what is the downside? im okay with her being a bit retarded

>>725113056
I just doubt I can hear his voice and not immediately focus on it being Aaron Paul doing a voice.
>>725113060
I wish I didn't.
>>725113079
I'm assuming critikal's character is just a write-off.
>>725113176
Fair.

I would've been upset with the lack of meaningful BB content in this batch, but the Malevola stuff made up for it

>>725111302
Heat is overrated and the only thing Michael Mann made that's worth watching is the first season of Miami Vice.

>>725112824
nonsense. plus the fact that others love invisigirl just like i do says something. you arent proving anything, just pushing your personal agenda and crying when others dont see your way. if you were in my dispatch id have replaced you with waterboy as janitor.

>VeVe-chan: hand delivers Robert the exact taco order he requested after flirting with him
>Invisibitch: shut up and just eat whatever I gave you, it's all the same shit
God dam Visi coin needs a fucking lifeline
SOMEONE INVEST
MAKE THE CALL

>>725108647
I look like this and I spread the doxxes of pajeets who spam lookism

>>725109452
>robert x malevola romance scene

>>725113413
I'm partial to the cyclops design.

>>725113349
>I'm assuming critikal's character is just a write-off.
Cr1tikal's character is arguably one of the most popular characters in the game, because the fucker's hilarious.

>>725113247
>Here try this
>Drops the cup and immediately forces Robert to motorboat her tiddy
If the game was based.

>>725113280
>heroes don't kill
Wrong.

>>725113349
Sonar is a worthless character that nobody likes, he barely even speaks

>>725113495
All the behind the scenes stuff indicates that the voice director was an absolute master of working within their limitations and getting the best out of everyone, and it really shows.

>>725113234
jokes apart, the remake book is miles better than the original and hotter, female readers agree with me,you can really see how much Stephanie has grown as a writer.

>>725113280
>heros don't kill
Wrong. The greatest heros ever are killers. Suffer evil not to live.

>>725113349
If you never told me it was Aaron Paul, I wouldn't notice, except in some specific instances where I recognize his tone. He really gave it his all here, and apparently he was involved in the creative process too.
Sonar (charlie) works because his character is supposed to be a weirdo crypto douche, but funny.
Malevola (alanah pearce, don't know who she is tho) doesn't have that much presence until the newer chapters, but most people agree her acting is meh, while the script is good.
Punch-up (jacksepticeye) works because they're both irish, but it bothered me at times
Don't know if anyone else is an e-celeb or not.

>>725109452
He is absolutely imagining having sex with her here you can't tell me otherwise

>>725113468
>Invisigal: Hahaha, PEGGING! Robert I would PEG you with a strap on! You get it, because dicks and ass, bro!
>Veve: mmmmm Bobby you're so cute, I'd make sweet love to your butt with my tail spade, baby boy
HOLY SHIT VEVE COIN IS SOARING TO URANUS!

>>725108089
There's something about the low-effort repetition of "Robert" that makes it so much funnier to me

>>725111302
Heat fucking sucks, I was tricked into watching it when Payday was relevant
Robert De Niro is a cuck race mixing faggot bitch, it's embarassing boomers hold him up as a tough guy chad like Clint Eastwood

>>725113387
>going from straw men to appeal to popularity
I mean you already conceded the original argument but it just keeps getting funnier. I don't suppose you're gonna back up your original argument with any sort of evidence any time soon and are just going to reply with yet another fallacious retort.

>>725113319
>what is the downside
She's a bitch
>break up with p-man as soon as she saw an interesting man
>left p-man rotten with depression
>shaking things up by cutting a member of z team when they are about to work as a team
>probably the one who sabotaged the suit test, injuring royd and robert
>kissing robert's in front of the p-man
>not letting the whole team to went after the mcguffin
Man there's mant downside if you actually play the game

I fired Sonar so no red pussy for me. Shame.

>>725108089
Robertsisters...our response?

>>725113783
Post your hand. NOW.

>>725113713
>HOLY SHIT VEVE COIN IS SOARING TO URANUS!
The only thing I will allow near my anus is her tongue

>>725111391
No one's reading all that.

>>725113691
Waterboy, Golem and Prism are also played by e-celebs. Prism's VA is also a singer/rapper, that why she gets her moment in Ep 5.

>>725113468
>robert x malevola romance scene
>But more accurate

>>725113783
P-Man is so autistic almost everything regarding him doesn't really matter. The main thing is how forced the firing is. It doesn't make sense unless you think about it from the writers' perspective of just needing another source of conflict/divergence.

>>725113829
I'm just trying to contrast, Malevola would play with your butt using her tail while she rides you, which would probably be absolutely unbelievable. Toe curling, back bending, jaw shattering orgasm. Courtney would fuck you up the ass with hot sauce lube.

>>725113691
I think what is getting at me is just how I know the moment I hear charlie, jack, alanah etc. my mood will be ruined and I will pulled out of the experience. It really is more personal then anything else. Wolf Among Us had a great voice cast as I felt immersed but this setting mixed with this cast looks dubious to me. The fact the design philosophy looks californian, if you know what I mean, doesn't help. Do the Blonde and Tomboy have good voices?

>>725113783
>She made the alien autist sad so the perma-teenager emo slut is based

>>725111665
>>725111612
>otter is gay
hence ridiculed herpderp

>>725113935
What does she do with the tail......

More like Slutman

>>725114050
Charlie's the only bad one, I don't pay enough attention to any of the other ecelebs to notice their voices but that nigga just sounds like I'm watching one of his videos.

>>725110582
Lurk more

>>725114123
He fucks nubian kweens exclusively.

>>725114050
Blond Blazer's VA apparently is the same as Snow White, so there you go. And Laura Bailey (Invisigal's) is a renowned videgame voice actress, you could go to her imdb and recognize her from a bunch of different games. She's great.
I get the reluctance over the other voices, but you can sorta fix that by cutting charlie off the team and malevola doesn't speak much, like I said, and her voice has a demonic filter to boot.

>>725114065
>whataboutism
You people are worse than the reps and dems at this point.

>>725113971
The firing would have been fine with some build up beforehand, with team fucking up and Bobbie suggesting it to up the stakes.

>>725114253
I'd say we're about the same.

>>725114163
damn, didnt know Waterboy got that BWC

>>725113971
it's all businessman shit, iirc steve jobs put rival teams on the same project so they would compete or get fired
there was also some financial company that frequently fired their bottom earners to encourage competition they were found to have committed fraud, but i forget which one it was
bb just applied the same retarded idea to terrorists and thought it would work out fine

>>725114093
Wraps it around you protectively

>>725109712
Malevola has the only final outfit design I'm not too big on. Are high heels with a tanktop a thing?

I would have preferred any of the top row of concept arts. Either give her a cool coat, some armor, or let her show off her abs.

>>725109850
By that token, you could say it was BB and Chase's fault for not agreeing to go early if you chose that option. Shitflinging doesn't accomplish anything, it just drops the shit in someone else's lap.

>>725114093
prostate massage

If I were the president I would capture as many supervillains as possible and put them in secret breeding facilities to create the next generation of super soldiers

>>725112715
Ah I just caught that. Forgot that she hinted at it earlier

>>725113734
the evidence is in the game if you even played it. she has shown more sympathy and humanity than the rest of the z-team and is actually trying to change more than the others.

i dunno what else to tell you but you'll probably just keep grasping at straws and say she is evil and not good when more than half of the cast has been hostile towards you.

>>725113823
>see her, Chad?
>I am fucking her, Chad.
>how's your sex life, Chad?

>>725113783
>p-man
nigger they couldn't even have sex xD, no one fucking cares about him
>b-but she can be evil
headcanon, there is 0 reason to chose the crackhead bitch

>>725114163
Whoa... he's literally me!

>>725114163
>>725114304
>>725114464

>>725110029
>>725110114
Bussin. Gramps, can I have money for vbucks?

>>725114420
>the evidence is in the game if you even played it
So as to not repeat myself and since you haven't addressed it still, see
>>725112241

So what'll be? More fallacies or an actual rebuttal?

>>725113783
>>break up with p-man as soon as she saw an interesting man
Sorry but I don't have any positive feelings towards an invading alien.
>>left p-man rotten with depression
See above, he has to GO BACK.
>>shaking things up by cutting a member of z team when they are about to work as a team
Sonar and moistcritikal deserved it. Terrible VA.
>>probably the one who sabotaged the suit test, injuring royd and robert
That was Invisigal.
>>kissing robert's in front of the p-man
I do not care about an invading alien's presence, also this never happened in my playthrough. I told BB I didn't care about PM and he never showed up again for the rest of the game.
>>not letting the whole team to went after the mcguffin
Right call, it's what I chose too, so we were in agreement.

A lot of the garbage you posted is subjective and appeals to empaty towars a disgusting shapeshifting alien. I don't give a fuck about him.

>>725114093
anal masturbation

>>725114510
Literally me.

>>725113458
>Mal and BB holders colluded to sabotage Invisistocks
IT’S NOT FUCKING FAIR! MY ENTIRE PORTFOLIO VANISHED OVERNIGHT

>>725110123
Waterboy should cuck Punch-up

>>725113458
>Made sure to keep your food from being eaten by the others
>Grabs for your cock a second time despite seeing it clearly made you uncomfortable
>Keeps brushing her tail against you the entire night
She was so disgustingly cute these episodes.

>>725113458
W-where was she hiding his tacos? Her tail was empty before...

>Pick BB
>Get multiple scenes of her showing physical affection
>Pick Invisigal
>Get nothing unless you count a dream

>>725113971
>doesn't really matter.
No BB cheating on him while she was still with P-man matters

>>725111382
Magic

>>725114625
So that's why Alanah Pearce is so salty in her every Dispatch interview. She apparently wanted her character to a KWWEN SLAY lesbian.

Game should end with the Z-team getting real superhero outfits. That shit would warm my cold cold heart.

If the writers weren't cowards they would make a path to get Blaze and Invis.

>>725114659
Anon...she has portals

>>725114707
She didn't, you kissed her. You're the bad guy.

>>725112608
So Visi working for Shroud is basically all but guaranteed right?

>She knew where the astral pulse was this whole time and has been keeping tabs
>Red ring goons specifically looking to fuck her up
>Shroud knows exactly how to take her out with both minimal effort and poetic irony. Smoke grenade and kick away her inhaler

My only question is why Chase had such a hate boner for her? Was it because he angry at the young villain larping as a hero when he was the real deal? Did he know that visi was a Shroud goon? Was he just angry he couldn't fuck her medium loose philipina pussy?

Getting old early seems like an awful trade off so I do get why he's so bitter

>>725114518
>invisigirl has anger issues and struggles with being good
>has potential to be good and listens to you to become better and be a hero

I dunno what else you need. If you were in charge of dispatch you'd have tossed everyone around in a heartbeat. If she were what you were saying I doubt anyone would be attracted to her, Chase.

>>725114757
waste of resources since anyone with taste would continue to be in BB's route and ignore the cow ring whore

>>725114707
She was done with her relationship with P-Man and just didn't have the moment to dump him yet, also she made sure to not act on her affection with Robert until after she broke up.

>>725114820
>My only question is why Chase had such a hate boner for her?
Because it was Invisigal who sabotaged Robert's suit, apparently.

>>725114820
>joined right when he got into a coma
>told them to not ask questions

>>725114707
>be autistic alien
>start dating a girl
>barely interacts with her, almost no physical interaction
>you are surprised when she leaves you
this board is so pathetic

>Malevolent can make portals
>Doesn't portal Golem in to the bar until shit kicks off
Cunt. Whore. Big guy just wanted a drink.

>>725114820
remember toxic said shroud gave him super superpowers

if invi was a shroud goon then shroud probably improved her powers as well

They made an office job seem fun. That's the biggest lie

>>725115000
Golem can divide himself so he could always get in if he wanted to.

>starting BB run early
>Going to choose what I didn't in my first run-through
Fuck, I don't want to fire Sonar this time and lie to the team but I'm chasing cheevos.

>>725110295
That would make a bit of sense, actually. Malevola asks her where she wants it to go, not Robert.
Maybe they went halvsies on it, considering it's probably the most expensive of the bunch.

>>725114863
So
Episode 1
>Extra BB focus
Episode 2
>Extra IG focus with med BB focus
Episode 3
>Extra IG focus
Episode 4
>Extra IG focus (sex scene) with med BB focus. Equal screentime on the date
Episode 5
>Equal focus on both (locker room vs extra bar scene)
Episode 6
>Equal focus, slightly more for BB

After ep 4 I was afraid BB was gonna be the clear loser but she actually has a lot of scenes.

>>725115075
If Dispatch was real Robert wouldn't have a job, they would have outsourced it to some Indian company and the heroes would fail every dispatch due to not understanding the guy's broken english.

Why doesn't BB just lend Chase the amulet sometimes. He could've lived if it was his turn to use the Amulet that night

>>725115012
Toxic said shroud tech + actual powers was a god tier combo

I'm not sure is Visi signed up for it. I'm betting that the climax will involve all the shroud tech biting it's users in the ass by shrouds design

>>725115167
Is there anything about it in the extra background stuff? I might not be usable by just anyone.

>>725115075
I like my IRL job tho.

You think I would prefer to do physical work? Fuck that shit. My job is comfy.

>>725115167
And what if it was her turn that night?
Stages of grief brother.

>>725114978
>blaming the victim when BB could easily have taught him about love and romance

>>725115075
Come to think of it, this is the best videogame spiritual successor to Birds of Prey, only with Oracle REALLY hating her job.

another thread baked

>>725115146
>Hello Malevola, this is Robert
>Am terrible accident and dying
>Please provide photo of bob and vageen
>Please, before die want to see perfect bob and vageen
>Malevola please
>No more asking whore send photo now
>Malevola Now
>Fuck you bloody fucker

>>725114731
She has a boyfriend

>>725115375
>>blaming the victim
I'm not blaming BB.
Her abusive bf was terrible for her.

>>725115496
Who, Alanah?

>>725115435
>malevomind

>>725115497
>I'm not blaming BB.
Yes, you're blaming the victim.

>>725115375
>Easily
>Has been on this planet long enough
>Can't have sex
>Doesn't understand social norms

I legit don't know what you would even get out of phenomaman. He has no interests or charisma and you can't fuck him.