Thread 725107607

Why the fuck can these retarded fucking nips not just make cool fantasy monsters again instead of adding some weird ass extra fetish shit to good designs?

Sorry anon, only shitmons get sovl megas.

>>725107832
Did the DLC ones already leak?

>>725107832
God damnit i love this thing but i know itll suck ass

>>725107607 (OP)
toiletgator

>>725107607 (OP)
It's a weird combination of not wanting to use anything too similar to pre-existing fanart for whatever reason and some ass backwards character design logic about how the creatures don't feel realistic if they're too cool looking.

>>725107954
We know the names from the datamine, today they released a trailer with these 2 designs tho

>>725107954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMve2vXAQGQ
They made a small video for the DLC update.
And Baxcaliber looks stupid.
Also there may be actual difficulty with it.

>>725107607 (OP)
Because most westerners have stupid ideas over what a cool fantasy monster version of a Pokemon should look like. People getting mad that Dunsparce didn't turn into a giant flying serpent or an ouraboros when "Dunsparce but bigger" is the perfect evolution being a good example.

>>725107832
>not making it a regular evolution and naming it chimechengo
Fuck gamefreak

>>725108067
>>725108092
I wish I could reliably emulate this without issues, looks like trash but the type of trash that still distracts me for a while

>>725107607 (OP)
It's a HECKING totodile reference omg yaaaaaasss JOHTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>725108092
>The DLC is just the same map again
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>725107607 (OP)
Furinalgatr

Guess this is the new direction they are taking huh?

>>725108114
>toiletniggers aren't re-...

>>725108114
So now we are defending dundunsparce?

>>725107607 (OP)
I refuse to believe this is a real design.

>>725107607 (OP)
you'll buy it anyway

>>725108561
It's 'ok' when it's actually wearing the thing but it looks like shit when it flaps back like that.

>>725108605
Prove it, show me the photo of me holding the game.

>>725108561
Its even more retarded when you're gonna see it

>>725108515
Always have. Dunsparce is a joke mon based on a yokai nips think is hilarious. Getting a joke evolution is perfect. Getting a special form that's just an extended joke is even better.

>>725107607 (OP)
>best starter
>worst mega
shame

schizo thread

>>725108515
were there people attacking dundunsparce?

>>725107607 (OP)
>worst starter
>best mega
kino

>>725108650
What even is the concept

>>725107607 (OP)
>fetish shit
?

>>725108515
No one but retards were attacking dundunsparce? You didnt just out yourself did you... oh nononono

>>725111163
the concept is totodile looks better than firaligatr and crocanaw so lets make the mega just totodile oops we made it retarded

>>725107607 (OP)
I don't get it.
Is that AI?

>>725109101
>>725110917
>Best starters
>Have gotten absolutely nothing

???

I usually begrudgingly buy everything but not even I want this. 50% the price of the game but it reuses the same map I got tired of 4 hours in and very easy could've been postgame content. I wouldn't have fun even if I got it for free. SV was a buggy crashfest (I lost a shiny because it crashed before I saved) but at least it maintained that sense of adventure that forms a core part of the series' identity, the characters were interesting, the story actually went somewhere, and I wasn't walking around the same area listening to the same 2 songs repeating the same task over and over.

This was the most repetitive, substanceless game they've ever put out by a significant margin and the DLC is more of the same. If I'm in the mood for a new game I'll just buy some of the indies on my wishlist.

>>725107832
Looks kinda dope and chimecho is one of the mons that should get a mega (assuming megas are a thing in the first place) but why not just give it a new regular evolution instead?

>>725112416
They are already cool so no need to do anything extra.

>>725107832
This shit i still
>same design but an extremely big body part

>>725107832
The "whoa look it's like the previous evo!!!" thing is getting stale, they're doing it too much this time

>>725112416
That’s for the best. I don’t wanna see how badly they’ll fuck up Empoleon if they’ve already fucked up Greninja and Feraligator. Knowing gamefreak, we can’t have Empoleon’s mega look cool. It’s gonna be some lame gimmicky bullshit where he just runs into a giant missile or his crown is comically big.

>>725107607 (OP)
Why are the mega evos not just normal evolutions
>some of them have two prior evolutions already!
So what? Regional forms were a cool idea, mega evos are lame

>>725114320
Greninja is alright the pose just looks odd in still images

Bump

So do Arceus and Zygard show up in the game?
Do they play an important role at all?

>>725107607 (OP)
You lost.

>>725120098
I still can't believe this shit is real. Pretty much all megas introduced are garbage tier and this is the rotten cherry on top. Funny memes though, I'll give it that.

>>725107832
>wtf sayaka looks different

>>725111163
Skibidi

>>725108650
What happened in his life that made him want to be a kid again?

>>725111163
We don't like Feraligatr totodile is more merketable here is totodile

>>725108114
Dudunsparce is actually fun and faithful to the theming and design of Dunsparce. Mega Gatr is WAY out of left field. It's not surprising so much as it's jarring (and off putting).

>>725107607 (OP)
>The design is shi-
>Oh wait a minute you're telling me it's referencing something?
>IT'S STARTING TO GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW ON ME

How's this run on Switch 1?

>>725107832
I've been calling this thing Chim-cho for years and only now do In realize it's actually "Chime-Echo".

Curse you, sexlexia.

>>725125405
>>The design is shi-
>>Oh wait a minute you're telling me it's referencing something?
Only defense i see for these though.

>>725128104
i always thought this was stupid, mimics in general get more idiotic the more you think about them

>>725128104
Voltorb and Electrode being a mimic is pretty good idea though, shame none of the other mimic mons really work aside from Mimog

>>725128104
OH NO I GET IT

>>725129463
how is it a good idea? were pokeballs made to look like voltorb, or did voltorb only start to exist after pokeballs were made? this shit is stupid and never makes sense

>>725129463
>Voltorb and Electrode being a mimic is pretty good idea though
Not if you're dozen of times bigger than the item you're mimicking. That's why Foongus is a better design.

>>725129463
mimog is really a nice design reminds of that one mod from Minecraft where you can make a double chest your pet

>>725108650
Yeah but what the fuck even is that "lower jaw"? Where does it come from? Is it supposed to be it's arms? They just look so unproportionally long it looks retarded

>>725107607 (OP)
their primary audience are depressed childless $0¥llennials who need silly memes to lighten up their incredibly dull lives

>>725129603
>It is said to camouflage itself as a POKé BALL. It will self-destruct with very little stimulus.
>It was discovered when POKé BALLS were introduced. It is said that there is some connection.
>VOLTORB was first sighted at a company that manufactures POKé BALLS. The link between that sighting and the fact that this POKéMON looks very similar to a POKé BALL remains a mystery.

>>725129918
yeah it's his arms, they actually, genuinely had to add a second set of longer limbs to the model just for when the head comes down instead of just making the top a bit smaller

>>725122167
Feraligatr would canonically be stronger if it retained Totodile's facial structure and jaws, and the only reason Gatr is stronger is because it's larger and has more tools at its disposal to compensate for the worse jaws.
It's a humiliation ritual of the highest degree.

>>725130030
ok, that's fine
but also like >>725129665 said they still don't work as a mimic cause they're fucking huge

>>725130182
wait, wait, wait, it's meant to be a large dorsal fin?? not even bone, not something hard for biting, but a fucking fin?? cartilage and skin??? fuck you game freak

>>725130182
would've worked better for a cubone than feraligatr

>>725112416
Sinnoh starter megas just leaked.

>>725130771
let me guess they don't execute it well

>>725130890
He's just bullshitting you, we have nothing on the Sinnoh Starters.

>>725130890
You didn't actually look at the image, did you?

>>725131006
i did i just don't think they will execute them well except probably one with at least some decency

>>725108114
The problem with that is I've literally never once felt compelled to use a dunsparce in the first place

>>725107607 (OP)
It pisses me off that the mega wasn't based on the sprite where Feraligator is walking on all fours.

>>725130771
2 penguins?

>>725132913
that's just because you always had a jirachi available

>>725107607 (OP)
They have a mandate that mons cannot look cool, they have to be goofy and shitty.