Thread 725109652

Uncslop games:

Old games that aged poorly because of clunky combat, convoluted and ineffective interfaces, exploitable AI... but uncs on /v/ say that are MASTERPIECES for no reason other "it was my childhood!" What are some notable uncslop games? Here's Deus Ex: Transcended (2000) with laughably bad stealth gameplay.

trying too hard, op

>>725109652 (OP)
All right, 'uncslop' made me lol.

I love being an unc, all my nieces and nephews love me, always asking me to play roblox and craftblock with them

>>725109652 (OP)
>uncslop
we all know that OP is a fag but you really don't have to announce your hobbies

diddyblud ahh post

ITT: mad uncs

>>725109652 (OP)
Minecraft is old already retard, go shit up Reddit instead with your inbred takes

>>725109652 (OP)
Raise your rifle skill to level 4 and hip fire the silenced sniper rifle. You'll have laserlike accuracy. It's how I got through the majority of the game. For some odd reason, the rifle skill affects hipfiring, but not firing from the scope so it'll sway like crazy.

>uncslop
Made me lol, isn't just zoomers though? Morrowind comes to mind, clunky and blocky but still enjoyable
>>725110570
Playing Minecraft split screen from start to finish with my lil bro has been more fun than anything I've played this past 5 years
>>725111329
I remember playing GMDX years ago and once I found the laser sight and silencer for the pistol it was easy mode until the end, felt so wrong to rush and headshot everyone but damn it was fun

>>725109652 (OP)
that's a cool meme, remember pepe the frog and that feel when no gf? Those were the times

>>725111984
Back in my day wojak was called feels guy

>>725109652 (OP)
Age of Empires 2
Starcraft
Warcraft I, II, and III
Dawn of War I and II
Halo (all of it)
Gears of War
Call of Duty
Persona
Fallout I, II, III, NV, and 4
Rimworld
Dwarf Fortress
Team Fortress 2

Really, any game that came out before 2015 is uncslop :\

I hate anyone under 30

>>725109652 (OP)
Half-Life
Tenchu: Stealth Assassins
Prototype
Syndicate
Supreme Commander

>>725109652 (OP)
>Uncslop
idk what this means, I don't speak zoom zoom

>>725112509
>playing any game released before 2023
bruh, you ancient

>>725112509
>playing any game instead of scrolling tik tok for 8 hours
Unc ah nigga rly be playing any game lmao

>>725109652 (OP)
This looks like outlaws lmao. Terrible.

>>725113042
I remember when I was still in the Navy, our captain held an all-hands and identified the youngest person on the ship, someone born after 2010 and basically had him dragged onto the stage so everyone can gawk at him, lmao

people who were born after 2000 should not be granted human rights

>>725113042
I was born in 198-
Is it over?

>>725113042
Since when was this hostility of people being born in different years began?
It feels inorganic

>>725113882
>Since when was this hostility of people being born in different years began?
It's always been this way, unc. It's just that now you're also hearing younger generations blaming the older generations too due to social media.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC3kBsRpkZQ

>>725109652 (OP)
This whole Half-Life 2 over old CoD as far as a single player FPS with love and care put into them. Nobody fires from the hip. Also, PCMR. If you wanted to say that you liked making games, they could've just said that but the idea of consoles not having superior gaming experiences is so laughable. Savescum enablers should bury themselves if they're just gonna say nothing and just seethe all day but yes, fatigue is indeed well on the rise. There are good retro (20+) games worth replaying but some don't hold up. They never got out of their bubble.

Let's reverse the premise of this thread.

Which uncslop games have aged very well, and would still work well with Zoomers and alphas?

I would vote for Doom, Sim City 4, Diablo 2.

>>725113005
>He aint play Fornite (2017)
Boiiii shutcho goofy ahh up ts post lowk pmo ong im boutta throw hands witcho ugly ass

>>725114418
>Which uncslop games have aged very well
Games don't actually age, people just get more resistant to learning how to play new things over time.

>>725109652 (OP)
sorry I don't speak zoomer brainrot

>>725114418
As a zoomie, Halo: Reach, Bloodborne and Mass Effect 3 are my favourite old games.

>>725115580
Bloodborne isn't that ol-
>released 10 years ago

>>725109652 (OP)
>>725114418
Video games don't age. They are digital products.

>>725109652 (OP)
Kino but I usually avoid the dudes in the statue and just enjoy the banter back at UNATCO when they shit on me for not engaging anyone. Yup. It might even be time for a replay.

>>725109652 (OP)
I don't see how this stealth is any different from modern games. Besides the lack of question marks on top of the enemies' heads to indicate that they've been distracted and all that.

>>725114418
>Diablo 2
... Yikes!

>>725113042
I'd be angry, but at least our childhoods were good.
These poor bastards get to 6 7 their way into slopworld.

I'm just here to get some ideas of what to play.

>>725109652 (OP)
>Old games that aged poorly because of clunky combat, convoluted and ineffective interfaces, exploitable A
that's not even slop, that's just games aging.
Why are zoomers so obsessed with destroying language?

>>725109652 (OP)
Pretty much all /v/‘s favorite, this board is unc central.
>Deus Ex
>Morrowind
>Dark Souls
>VtM:B
>Fallout New Vegas

All outdated clunky pieces of shit. Ironically many of the games actually made for children (Nintendo games mainly) still hold up pretty well.

>>725109758
wat this guy said

>>725109652 (OP)
>with laughably bad stealth gameplay.
Now tell me how that webm is fundamentally different to modern stealth games, other than knocking out the npcs not requiring 3rd person cinematic takedown animations that remove your control.

>>725109652 (OP)
Diablo 2

>>725113421
I've got a wife and kid and I still browse here so yes

>>725109652 (OP)
>exploitable AI
Enemy AI was better back then

>>725112651
Half Life is still good, its gameplay is pretty much timeless and because of how simple and barebones it is and its level design still holds up. Only the graphics are bad now maybe.
I feel like the more complex the game is, the worse it ages. Doom, Mario games, Half Life, etc, that shit is eternal.

unc here is getting some barely legal pussy

I challenge any zoomslopper to come up with a better game in deus ex's genre. You can't say a game is outdated if nothing has ever topped it.

>>725109652 (OP)
>Uncslop
Haven't laughed this hard at a shitpost word since sickdark when Bloodborne was about to come out.

>>725122012
You sound positively assmad

>>725109652 (OP)
Thief has always been prime uncslop

You're just gonna come up with 1000 excuses why X game "isn't technically an imsim so it's not better than dude sex" like you faggots have for the last 15 years.

>>725123206
Nah, I'm completely checked out of caring. I just find humor in the endless slide into horror.

>>725113882
always has been
just zoomers obsess about it more due to social media and the fact they have no other culture to spend their time on

>>725109652 (OP)
I don't think Deus Ex was anyone's childhood. If that was what made uncslop, then Final Fantasy, Dark Cloud, Wii Sports, that'd be the uncslop.
Uncslop is Diablo, Thief, Ultima, shit you get into in like your early 20s.

>>725114635
what are some examples of great games people were resistant to learn how to play?

>>725113882
>Since when was this hostility of people being born in different years began?
There have been written accounts of people bitching about anyone younger or older than them since at least the Romans.

>>725114018
Niggas post shit like this to say it ain't true but it only proves that since the perfection of Adam, predictably on our trajectory to the end times, it has only ever been downhill with every generation worse than the previous

>>725127768
>perfection of Adam
>fell from God's grace and got kicked out of Eden
Humanity has always been a flawed, craven, evil species. It's a wonder God loves us.

>>725113042
>born in the 90s
Toddlers, the lot of you.
Back in ye olde 80s, we didn't even have dinosaurs: Trilobite Park was all the rage.

>>725113882
We got texts older than 4 millennia with people complaining about the newer generation being lazy little shit, so probably since forever.
Boomers are the breaking point tho, by being the first generation in human history to *actually* irrecoverably ruin the world for everyone else, thus turning the age-old inter-generational bant&rant into actual hatred.
Then that anti-boomer hatred normalized hating specifics generation, and it spread to every other generation in all direction. Making it yet another thing boomers ruined.

>>725114418
Tetris is suprisingly popular among zoomers.

>>725109652 (OP)
You must be 18 or older to post here.

Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?

>>725109652 (OP)
Ubisoft games were always my guilty pleasure. Buy 'em for like 10 bucks and they don't disappoint. I've no interest in the most recent titles in their big series though like japcreed or far cry 6.

>>725131435
I would never live in the sandbox games I play, so I understand.

>>725113882
It's always been like this. People just repeat shit they hear in the news, online, etc.

Most people are soulless faggots that have no free will and run off base emotions entirely. The media capitalises on this keep people fighting each other so that they keep us under control.

>finally get around to try arcane dimensions for quake after having a lot of fun with OG doom and some total conversion mods like ashes
>get it to run with quake remaster
>read online AD uses special particles for its maps used by quakespasm
>quakespasm has a million forks, the original page doesn't up in google resulsts, have follow breadcrumbs through various forums and reddit threads
>finally find QSS, last update 2024, that must be it
>music doesn't work
>copy music folder into QSS, runs
>read a bit online about the various quake versions that exist nowadays
>apparently QSS is old shit and nobody uses it anymore
>download vkQuake, which should support AD particles
>after all of this hassle, realize I never played OG quake
>use AD mod to play the OG episodes now
am I doing it right this time? vkQuake feels good so far, and funnily enough, it's also the smallest version so far, with only like 2mb.

>>725114418
just played F.E.A.R. for the first time in at least a decade, it's a masterpiece

>>725109652 (OP)
Some of my favourite games are barely younger than I am. I'd take a mechanically simple or rough game that has its own unique ideas over the modern homogenized action-RPG-shooter-crafting-open-world product any day.
>System Shock
>F.E.A.R.
>Deus Ex
>STALKER
>Gothic
>Settlers 3
>Dungeon Siege
>KotOR
>Marathon
>Max Payne
>Strife

>>725109652 (OP)
>look at how bad this gameplay is
>posts good gameplay
??????????????

>>725135151
it's a reverse bait thread anon to get you talking about how good unc games are

>>725109652 (OP)
kill yourself

>>725109652 (OP)
>all zoomers can do is impotently seethe about older games because they missed out on the gaming renaissance of the late 90s and early 00s

stop getting mad uncs, instead teach us zoomshits about good games

>>725136819
read the fucking thread retard

>>725136898
sorry unc the replies above me are old news, I'm waiting for the new and improved posts

>>725109652 (OP)
I find this thread amusing because if the enemies just ran towards you here after shooting, you would also call it bad design.

>>725133363
Ironwail is what most people use for it's software rendering and convenience features, but as far as mod support goes vkQuake is in parity with it + supports the FTE particles that AD optionally uses.
Technically FTEQW is the most advanced Quake port, but it doesn't run as well as Ironwail or vkQuake and nobody takes advantage of its enhanced modability, so it's only really used by graphicsfags who want PBR textures and realtime lights and shit.

that's why zoomers kill themselves so much, they realize that all these petty insults will brutally reflect back on them.

I think boomer hate has a good place, but unc hate has this weird place where it sort of tries to normalize separation from aged people participating in their culture, which is healthy as young men will date young women and generally engage among themselves without having unc nuissance, but at the same time fails to realize they step on the foot of the uncs engaging in the same hobbies, being the nuisance themselves.

>>725139684
RELAX UNC IS NOT THAT DEEP.... WHY DON'T YOU BOOT UP SIMCITY 3000 AND CHILL

>>725109652 (OP)
How much do I need to pay you to post this uncslop term daily and even create a /unc/ general? Perfect containment threads for those 20-30 somethings with identity crisis

>>725122171
what kind of game are you lookin for?

>>725139349
nice, sounds like I'm on the right track and will switch to ironwail once I'm done with OG quake and AD
any mods you'd personally recommend?

>>725139684
the zoomers and the next gen are the most retarded humanity has ever seen. they think 30 is boomer

>>725139684
>tries to normalize separation from aged people participating in their culture

That has been normal for times immemorial lmao
The ointernet has just blurred the lines to the point where Zoomies need to defend "their" culture much more ferociously than prior generations. Because mid 30s farts like me can just hop on anyhwere and pretend to be one of them.

>>725109652 (OP)
>Uncslop games
Morrowind
Fallout new vegas
Deus Ex
Postal
OG Doom

often le wrong genration zoomers will shill this ugly slop as well

>>725122171
Duke Nukem 3D with Attrition mod

>unc
we need a wordfilter desu

>>725140996
yeah that's the issue really it's that we're all on the internet and millenials, the current uncs, grew up on the internet and games or failed to launch, can't participate in society the way boomers and gen x could. It's all getting very crazy and dysfunctional.

>>725111882
I just got the katana and ran up to everyone and chopped them apart. Halfway through the game with augs you just become busted.

>>725140996
Zoomers are all tide pod eating retards with broccoli hair. Millenials are the last cool generation (boomers were never cool, they were hippy faggots). We need to gatekeep zoomers off the internet.

Deus Ex 1 is good until it isn't. Gyattdammit, that's the problem with all that "imsim" sloppische. I don't want to keep reading emails and sneaking around vents right at the fucking climax of the game. Give me niggas to shoot, not some fucking aliens to sneak past by.

>>725114418
Galaga is still fun.

>>725141867
all SJWs are millenials, all pedophiles are millenials all tranime obsessed faggots ae millenials. Millenials are by FAR the WORST generation.

>>725142205
this
soijaks were created to represent millennials

>>725113042
Twitter troon "humor"

>>725139684
Old men make everything worse because they hate things evolving and improving.
Look at all the nearly geriatric retards that jerk off Dark Souls 1, the Hallway Simulator, and then whine that Elden Ring is bad because they can't beat the bosses.

>>725140865
Zerstorer, Warpspasm, and Contract Revoked are classics.
Otherwise go to this link and start checking things out:
https://www.quaddicted.com/db/v2/?loadjstablefilter=true#%7B%22col_5%22%3A%7B%22sort%22%3A%7B%22descending%22%3Atrue%7D%7D%2C%22col_1%22%3A%7B%22flt%22%3A%22%3C2016%22%7D%7D

That should automatically filter for things older than 2016 and sort by high rating. There are some decent things newer than that, but a group of newfags (literal, actual faggots) have infested the Quake scene in the last decade and just circlejerk their own stuff to perfect scores.

>>725140823
Uncslop evidently.

>>725143289
looking through the list, already found tons of maps I want to play
good shit, thanks anon