Thread 725115413

>New girl named Ansha
>She likes to make donuts
They are really trying to make another Marnie.

no. marnie is hornier

Marnie shits on every girl made in SV and Z-A.

No Serena? No buy.

>>725116042
Proof?

>>725115413 (OP)
didn't play Sw/Sh what does the name Ansha or her making donuts have to do with Marnie? also she obviously makes Donuts because Hoopa likes ring shaped things.

>>725115413 (OP)
does she enjoy mudsdale donuts

No one cares about Marnie.

>>725116267
Pale-skinned, raven-haired, and wears black and pink clothes.

>>725115413 (OP)
Ok, who fucked Diantha?

Pokemon hasn't had good character design since SM and hasn't been fun since BW2.

They can't let Marnie go.

>>725116504
Siebold, she inherited having cooking as a personality.

Both Diantha and Siebold are noted in ZA as having quit the league to focus on their "careers".

>>725115413 (OP)
The fuck do you mean, retard? She looks and acts nothing like Marnie. Shit, she's way more story relevant than Marnie.

>>725115413 (OP)
Get your fucking eyebrows done girl, damn! That's another toon ruined by silly design choice.

>>725116480
so two traits Lida already has, and absolutely nothing to do with the things OP greentexted?

>>725116042
wish she'd SHIT on me

>>725116727
My greentext isn't about her being similar to Marnie, it was me explaining the character in general. Also, that character looks like nothing compared to Marnie, nor is it as close to her like Ansha is.

she's not similar to Marnie at all what the fuck are you autists smoking

>>725115413 (OP)
Are you the retard who made a thread about Iris on /vp/ too?

>>725116918
NEITHER OF THEM LOOK EVEN CLOSE TO MARNIE, RETARD.

>>725115413 (OP)
Diantha chiquita

>$30 for some superbosses and a skybox swap
>charging the same amount as an entire Xenoblade DLC pass
I truly cannot imagine paying for this

>>725116918
Ansha looks more like the elite 4 toddler from Scarlet than she does Marnie. you're just seeing shit where it isn't there. .

>>725115413 (OP)
and just like marnie, she is 10 years old

>>725117035
there's also like 20 new mega pokemon and probably a lot of returning old pokemon added in, but yeah $30 is too much for this.

>>725116480
>Pale-skinned, raven-haired
By that logic, being white with chestnut hair makes me indistinguishable from Emma Watson.

>>725117000
>Anime girl with dark hair
>pale eye color
>pale skin
>black and pink clothing
Looks similar to me.

>>725116883
based

>>725115413 (OP)
please tell me this dogshit game wont have a shiny hoopa. otherwise ill have to buy it and i dont want to do it.

>>725117203
True. Ive seen this anon and he looks like that.

>>725116042
I hope not, that would be quite rude.

>>725117265
What?

>>725117035
Better than Donkey Kong's DLC. That was the most low effort shit I have ever seen.

>>725117035
>>725117147
Why else you think they sold it early even without giving any details? Sucker in early adopters before they know what little is in it. And honestly, if it works then good on them, they found a winning formula

>>725117383
Two things can be bad at once

>>725117449
I agree, just point out its weird how this is better than DK's, even if both are way over priced.

>>725115413 (OP)
Looks more loli than hebe

>>725115413 (OP)
Gwynn was closer to Marnie in ZA. If anything this is loli Diantha. It's just DK bananza again. Take a character that nobody cares and turn them into a loli

>>725117638
Another reason why she would not receive the same amount of love as Marnie. lolishit is old and busted. The people love Hebes.

>>725117445
implying they wouldn't buy it, I swear this dlc is just postgame stripped out

2 Marnie clones in one game. They are desperate.

Honestly, I feel like these days I only play official pokemon games because it's pokemon, because especially after playing some more high-effort games like the Romacing SaGa 2 Remake, these games just feel extra shit, with how low effort and low budget everything is. If I wasn't able to pirate them on my hacked switch I wouldn't even bother. From the looks of it I'll probably not even touch the DLC, just like with SWSH and SV.

>>725118293
oh shit i just got the joke

>>725118293
Why is he crying? also
>girl wearing black means it's a Marnie ripoff
YES. There are a billion and one different colors and color combinations, and somehow they landed on the one color combo that made them billions of dollars.

>>725117383
At least Bananza DLC gave you an actual NEW area instead of a fucking recolor.

Marnie is a religion.

>>725118618
>its been nearly ten years since Marnie
>and they have yet topped her design
I unironically wait for every Pokémon game to release to see if they made a character design that looks better than her. I have been disappointed for years.

>>725117035
This shit should have been a free update. The game is so content bare.

>>725119080
They would literally go bankrupt if they did that

>>725118549
>black and pink means Marnie
holy shit bros, i never realized before now, Sabrina was a Marnie ripoff all along!

>>725119330
Where is the pink and black? also
>Hagshit
LMAO!

>>725115413 (OP)
I hope they're jelly filled

>>725118618
>>725118965
>everyone made fun of her semi-shaved hair on release
>every single one of those people now nuts to her on sight

>>725119542
her shaved hair still looks retarded and ruins her design

>>725116042
Marnie is literally the worst character in her game as she does literally nothing noteworthy, you fags only love her because she is an underaged girl. Even Geeta was more of a character that your goth slut

>>725118618
Stay on topic jeet, if you want to make a marnie softcore porn thread make one yourself, no need to shit up threads about other characters with your overrated whore

>>725120141
OP mentions Marnie, is over for you jew.

>>725120132
Not gonna lie i love cunny but everyone who uses that "UOOOOH" crying emoji shit deserve to be shot

>>725120052
>she does literally nothing noteworthy
That's literally every character in Pokémon. I guess this is the part of the thread when we pretend characters in Pokémon are deep and profound characters.

>>725120204
>B-but OP mentioned Marnie so that means i am now allowed to flood the thread with coom art of Marnie

>>725115413 (OP)
>>725116918
Ooooh she's a little girl oooh yeah

The funniest shit to me is that there’s a kCal meter for the donuts there is going to be so much shitposting about fattening up Gardevoir and Lopunny

>>725120304
>flood
>one pic

I need to fuck kids u10

>>725120052
only because she looks believably 10yuoh and not a hair older

>>725120709
he's trying to bait people into spamming softcore Marnie porn

>>725120827
Fine

>>725117663
That is the best way to make anybody care about any character, everybody loves lolis

At least this one is kinda cute.

>>725121071
>potato eye brows
Nope.

>>725119542
>>725119608
it's not shaved you fucking retards, she has two tone hair like her brother

>>725118965
>mogs tenfold

>>725121136

Still better than that fucking stupid side cut. That will never not be ugly.

>>725119080
Why would they when they know people will slop it up anyway?
It’s free money.

>>725115413 (OP)
It's a reference to the hoopa movie, where Hoopa's relatable children's movie quirk is that it really loves donuts

>>725115413 (OP)
>She likes to make donuts

>>725121245
Dogshit character salvaged only by the pure NTR stare

>>725121245
>Tanky and ugly Migu
Nope.

>paid DLC
>it takes place in the exact same map
open up ninteniggers, another turd coming your way

>>725115413 (OP)
>She likes to make donuts

>>725118549
>Why is he crying?

>>725115413 (OP)
ansha and hoopa's donuts... yummy

>>725116080
Korrina is a direct upgrade over Serena.

>>725117753
We know for a fact it's not because of the teraleak.

>Nobody talking about the new megas or going above lv. 100
>/v/ just has a thread for the little girl character
Typical pedo behavior.

>>725119080
Nigga what? I can understand people complaining about the lack of area variety, but there's tons of content the game definitely feels complete. Too expensive though.

are they already releasing dlcs for za? feels like yesterday when za dropped

>Poorly made mega designs
>Shitty stat boost that won't affect the game at all beside numbers going up
Cunny>>>>>>>shit>>>>Mons>stat boosts

>>725117445
>sold early
Not really, actually. Base LZA was delayed from a 2024 release to 2025 due to the Switch 2 delays, and they had no choice but to sandwich the DLC in just a couple months after release in order to stay on release schedule, because releasing the DLC literally any other time would be suicide since Gen 10 is guaranteed to be announced Pokemon Day 2026.
Why else do you think they initially announced LZA in 2024 and then went completely radio silent until the "it still exists, guys!" trailer in Pokemon Day 2025, followed by the news cycle actually starting up in summer?

Ansha's donuts? Also it seems the gen 3 and gen 4 flavor thing is back
>>725123072
I saw people saying that is probably going to drop in December because that's when they will release the baxcalibur megastone.

>>725123072
Can't have the dlc be overshadowed by other stuff so they had to shit it out now.

>>725121245
>brown skin
>mogging anything

>>725123072
LZA was originally meant to release in 2024, but had to be delayed because of the Switch 2 itself being delayed. The Teraleak actually showed that the 2024 build of LZA was nigh identical to the release build of LZA we got back in October.
Squeezing the DLC just two months after this delayed release (which is actually mostly on-schedule for the DLC itself) is something they have no choice but to do, because otherwise the DLC gets completely cannibalized by the existence of Gen 10, which will be announced on Pokemon Day, AKA Late February 2026, in order to capitalize on the franchise's 30th anniversary, and it would cause a complete net loss on the DLC.

>>725116080
Dead meme

>>725123510
>and it would cause a complete net loss on the DLC
lol there's no need to exaggerate, millions of people would still buy it and they'd still make a shitload of money
It just makes good sense to capitalize on this product while it's fresh and new before moving on to the next product's release cycle

>>725115413 (OP)
Literally Loli Pauline from Bananza

>>725122940
what do you mean? I know the leak a fun pvp mode with lucario that was scrapped

>>725123280
why is she looking at me like that...?

>>725123764
loline was disgusting don't compare the two

>>725115413 (OP)
All the human models look fucking terrible in these games nowadays.
I thought they had something pretty good going with the 3DS games, what happened?

>>725120639
Oh god

>>725123764
Loli Chef Diantha (the XY champion) actually.

>>725123923
Unironically, they want the Pokemon GO audience. SV's humans had this same problem where the art style suddenly changed to this uncanny in-between of Pokemon's usual anime style and stylized realism, made even worse with the amount of tranny-tier model presets they're using in both games.

>>725123427
>colorblind

>>725115413 (OP)
PLZA already gave us a new Marnie.

>>725124285
literally who?

>>725124550
Gwynn, co-leader of the Fists of Justice. Plays a role in two later arcs.

>>725124550
Gwynn, the cutest girl in the game

>>725115413 (OP)
I now remember how "It's time to make the donuts" used to be a popular saying but people don't really use it anymore. I think it was from an old Dunkin Donuts ad campaign.

>>725123159
we need to kill all gooners

>>725124636
>>725124704
It was a rhetorical question you fags.

>>725124285
Damn... eceleb whores are into THAT?

>>725115413 (OP)
I want to lick her donut

>>725124957
they are trying to get you to play the game anon, its fun! play the fun game! look at the cool girls!

>>725125067
I'm afraid not AGPsis.

Pokefags every time there's a new pokegirl

yea but consider her size

>>725115413 (OP)
Why did they give her the sexy eyebrows of consent?

>>725125168
Well it's not working.

>>725121245
does no such thing

>>725125464
>Stomach bulge height

>>725125464
standing blowjob height

>>725118549
There's billions of colors and color combinations, but color theory means that you only have a limited amount of them that actually look good. Black and pink is also one of the most popular combinations in general. Hope this helps, Marniefag.

Why do they keep making shitty marnie clones? you can't top the Marn.

>>725121245
>>725118618
Dykes btw

>>725125193
I don't know what that means biboo

>>725126767
>Dykes btw

>>725115413 (OP)
looking forward to her cunny

>>725125550
I can't believe they put my Doll wife in a Pokémon game

>>725119202
>Image of some japs in random message boards complaining.
>SV was the fastest selling Pokémon game in history

Is this new DLC or was this the day one.. one?

>>725119542
Can't wait for Gen 10's version of this girl

penny is literally just a boy but without a penis

>>725129815
And that's a good thing!

Where is this coming from?

>>725129815
She probably smells bad too. But who would like that? haha

>>725115413 (OP)
? Marnie is fucking hideous, new girl is cute as fuck

>>725123061
It's objectively one of the shortest games in the franchise and there's barely any post-game. Stop saying it's """complete""".

>>725119542
Wrong. No one likes Marnie.

>>725125464
Why is she looking at me like that?

>>725129815
That's the sexiest kind of woman there is.

>>725115413 (OP)
>trying to make another Marnie
Pokemon has been all about forced waifus ever since Lillie, she's another Lillie clone.

>>725130810
lol

>>725132310
wait her JP name is Mari? why did they change it to Marnie?

>>725115413 (OP)
>donuts
Post it

>>725132392
They hate pretty names for girls

>>725130810
Gloria does

>>725132310
Who's the most expensive pokegirl card?

>>725131060
When you are inside the Mega Dimension, no one can hear or see what you do. Right?

>>725133267
Full art Lillie

>>725116918
They're really aiming at the pedophile audience ain't they?

>>725133267
Extra Battle Day promos for Lillie and Acerola. They're impossible to find raw and their PSA-10 graded versions go for $80,000+

>>725133579
or maybe just aiming at kids because pokemon is for kids

>>725133657
>for Lillie and Acerola

>>725133697
The average age of pokemon players is 31yo and japanese, they're clearly not thinking first of muh children.

>>725116697
>crying about bushy eyebrows cutegirl
Mega gay. Fuck off.

>>725117383
Except Emerald Rush is fun as fuck. Shouldn't have been $20, but I've gotten a good 20 hours out of it.

>>725120639
Aw fuck

If releasing DLC shortly after the game launches becomes a trend on Nintendo games I'm not going to buy the games on release anymore, fuck that

>>725134306
Buying any game on release is kinda dumb anyway.

>>725134306
>buy game on release for $70
>game is a complete experience already
>buy $30 later when the DLC comes out
man FUCK this DLC is coming out too fast
>don't buy on release
>spend $100 later
Genius.

>>725115413 (OP)
their new art style is trash and so is the game

>>725115413 (OP)
BUILT. FOR. MISSIONARY. WITH. FINGERS LOCKED HANDHOLDING!!!!

>>725134484
>Game is a complete experience already
Yeah man that's why they release the DLC a month later, fuck off this game has no fucking endgame and this DLC clearly is that
>spend $100 later
Of course because you can't find in any second hand market games cheaper after a few months of release, no sir.

>>725115413 (OP)
so THIS is how you fix diantha...

>>725121245
that's just the 2.0 version of that literal who vtuber from the last game, no one will remember it in a year

I feel so extremely out of the loop.
I never played Pokemon X or Pokemon Y. Because I kept waiting for Pokemon Z.
And obviously that never happened, so I kind of missed the entire damn gen.

But now with ZA, I kind of don't get any of the references or broader implications of the setting.
I really wish I had played X or Y. But I fully expected that I'd just get fucked by a Z release if I invested time into X or Y first. So I just kept waiting. And eventually I waited so long that new gens launched instead.

>>725134872
The infinite royale is more of an endgame than we normally get.

>>725133898
>japanese
in japan, pokemon is multi generational but kids are definitely their core audience.

>>725134987
Just emulate it, it's not that long

>>725134987
Don't bother, the franchise fell off a cliff after XY

>>725135063
>after XY
But not with. XY are fine.

>>725134306
Not to run defense for the company trying to fuck me in the ass by charging $100 for a complete video game, but it just makes sense to have this out before the holiday season and they're up against the wall of Gen 10's rollout starting in three months.

>>725134484
>>725134872
"They cut off the end of the game to sell separately" is dumb conspiracy shit but comparing this to the value of the SV and even SwSh DLC it clearly falls short, those games gave you two whole new areas with new storylines and made hundreds of new Pokémon available (and they weren't trapped in a weird spin-off thing).

>>725134987
Here I’ll give you the QRD
>thousands of years ago some guy named AZ’s Pokemon Floette died in a Pokemon war
>he got pissed off and made an ultimate weapon which drained all the life from thousands and gave it to him and his Floette
>His Floette got pissed and abandoned him
>AZ becomes a vagabond and tries to atone for what he did
>thousands of years later, the evil guy of Gen 6 Lysander wants to use the ultimate weapon to lower the world population for utopia
>his evil team is Team Flare, which charges an exorbitant membership fee in exchange for being spared or something
>(You) stop him with the help of AZ, and Floette forgives him

That’s all I remember and all that’s relevant, XY plot is dumb from what I remember.

>>725120141
He doesn't. It's a raging scatfag who hates "softcore" images of Marnie, as well as other video game girls. He spams /v/ and /vp/ with images of blown out assholes, pubes, scat and BBC fetish images in some sort of crusade against these boards because they don't allow the more extreme fetishes you'd see on red boards.

>>725126767
>t. ranny

>>725130324
Penny is literally my ex wife.

>>725135439
>They cut off the end of the game to sell separately" is dumb conspiracy shit
This is how the AAA industry has been ran since DLC got normalized, newfag.

>>725134987
They basically tell you in ZA what happened in XY anyway. Everything else is just your boring "rivals" and forgettable gym leaders. XY is just a game with a big Pokedex, great online and everything else is forgettable and easy with turbo exp share.

>>725135439
>but comparing this to the value of the SV and even SwSh DLC it clearly falls short
nta. but do we know already how long the dlc will be?
I didn't buy the DLC for SV because I didn't like the game but the second one for SwSh was alright I guess.

>>725136125
>Those fetishes
Subhuman confirmed

>>725138248
It definitely has some kind of storyline but we won't know how much content it is until it's out.
It seems like the "Mega Dimension" itself has time-limited exploration which also puts me off, obviously there's going to be storyline and new stuff in the "real world" too and you'll probably be able to extend the limit to the point that it's trivial but it still seems like an annoying time-wasting mechanic.
It's just hard to justify its value compared to the other DLCs that were the same price. Even the ultimate "this has new Pokémon you can't get elsewhere so you have to buy it" doesn't apply, there's just new Mega Evolutions which you're only able to use in this game's weird new format and will probably play very differently in the real games, and it's not like you can transfer Mega Stones anyway so you're not getting any value that you can bring forward into Gen 10 or Champions.

>>725139493
From what I saw it's a "roguelike" mode with story and a bunch of pokemons? Doesn't seem worth the price, unless the main part isn't like 5 hours long

>>725120827
You wish, jeet

>>725115413 (OP)
I don't care.

>>725115413 (OP)
If they were trying to make another Marnie, they would make a girl and give her no personality whatsoever.

>>725128284
>sparkle eyeshadow
amazing detail