Thread 725135393

Metroidvania isn’t a genre

>>725135393 (OP)
It's a lifestyle, you fucking boomer.

>Samus = Seamus
>Aran = Aran Islands

Is Samus Irish?

>>725135393 (OP)
>AI sloppa.
No, thanks, this is the Samus eastern male gamers (Japan, Korea, etc) want.

>>725135393 (OP)
oh jeeez...

That Samus cosplayer with the wedge heels made my peepee hard.

>>725135803
And this is the Samus western male gamers want.

They're Hollow-likes now.

>>725135393 (OP)
Yes it is, aigger slopfaggot. Dogshit thread. Kill yourself. Sage goes in all fields.
>reeeeee you can’t-
Tongue my anus tranny janny. You will never be a woman and Rapeape will never be white.

>>725136335
>still forcing the meme two years later
this will never catch on anon.

>>725136335
Still never playing them

I do like Zero Suit Samus purely as a design, but she's a disservice to Samus' character.

>>725135393 (OP)
Correct. It's Willyvania.

>>725136335
Yes, the best Metroidvania is neither a Metroid, nor an Igavania, so your term would be a good replacement.

>>725135803
based zero fruit Samus.

>>725135803
>>725137840
>>725136674
Made for the British Broadcasting Company.

>>725137840
That's not that "PoV" means, god fucking damn it!

>>725138848
The average woman will never learn how to properly use "pov".

>>725139345
While I like e-thots, cosplay, Samus and Zero Suit... man, it's probably the laziest cosplay that a girl could do. Just order a bodysuit! Even Cammy cosplay is bit more involved.

>>725135393 (OP)
yes it is :D

>>725139345
that's a man

>>725139614
>>725135968
>>725135803
Eww

>>725136674
lol she's my cousin

>>725135671
Yeah she's irish like Nina from Tekken

>>725135526
NiKKE is the other way

>>725139597
Zero Suit Samus should be abolished tbhfam.

>>725139621
Low t.

>>725140173
>Low t.
most likely, but still a man

>>725140173
It's low effort and lame, and I hate that I like it. Bodysuits are just extremely good.

>>725140671
>low effort
Low effort = more of it, it's objectively a good thing that it's easy.

>>725137840
>>725139345
>>725139597
>>725140671
>>725140173
ugly ass cheap chink suits.

>725137840
>725139345
because it drives engagement and you mad chuds will comment

>>725141743
Good point.

>>725135803
>cosplay simp talking down to ai sloppers
LMAO, that's like a hunchback trying to make fun of a cripple.

>>725140173
gyaahh

yeah huh

>>725136403
Based and dare I say, redpilled

Is this the thinly veiled latex fetish thread of the day?

>>725140671
> I hate that I like it.
I know the feel, not about those costumes though. I hate that I like Zero Suit Samus because it's a disservice to her character.

Hope the ZS design gets fully replaced by something else someday. It's a good female character design, but a bad Samus design.

>>725148818
>it's a disservice to her character.
True, she should go back to the bikini.

>>725135393 (OP)
you aren't a woman

>>725138228
kek

>>725139971
samus from virtua fighter

>>725149418
If only thots actually played the video games and watched the anime of the things they're cosplaying

>>725136674
>>725137840
>>725139345
>>725139597
>>725140173
>>725148818
>Lazy fabric bodysuit with printed zero suit on it

Latex or bust, enough of this shit.

>>725149418
>most disgusting part of the game
That's why it's a disservice to her character. once she's revealed as a f*male, it makes me vomit.

I want to play as a cool robot, not some disgusting sack of flesh and feelings.

Correct, it's a subset of action adventure.

>>725155074
Agreed.

>>725135968
I can live with her being tall and muscular but the bald is trying too hard

>>725156461
>fake fan who never saw Alien 3

>>725135393 (OP)
I wish I could have a Samus dating sim instead of metroidvania crap

>>725155074
I found a missile upgrade for you.

>>725155074
Latex is literal dogshit tier.

>>725156461
Alien 3 reference.

>>725155074
You have a latex fetish, your opinion is invalid.

>>725136335
shaw

>>725146935
>gyaahh
Well said.

>>725135803
Yes...let's....*holds in vomit* let's not make our own pictures and videos of beautiful women, let's...*fails to hold in vomit* just simp for and give money to 4/10 women instead

>>725135393 (OP)
It is a lifestyle.

Another Samus thread that turns into video game slutty cosplayer thread? Hell yeah!

This cosplayer goes full nude btw

For me it's Metroid Fusion.

>>725160781
What do you mean?

>>725162845
bro don't do this to me

Wished Sarah jean Underwood would cosplayed as Samus during different periods of her prime, I'm not complaining that she did some couple of years ago, but damn she had the figure to do so

Sex with Sylux.

>>725140173
Who is she, i need to know

>>725163417
This stream was how I got introduced to LISA btw