Thread 725143341

>Spend on my life writing and editing vydia review and upload it to youtube
>Dream about all the discussion that it's gonna spawn, dream about all the arguments and people agreeing / disagreeing with me
>1 week goes by
>200 views no comments or any worwhile engagement of any kind

didn't even get fluency in english out of it either. now that is really fucking sad.

What games do you make videos about?

>*Spend months of my life
FUCK

that actually sounds awesome. As a kid i had a YouTube channel with 1k subs and some videos had thousands of views, i took it for granted because i was 11. Now i want to get back into YouTube and the way to even tackle that is impossible to me. So the fact that you atleast have an idea of what you want to make and even have views sounds like a dream.
Just use that momentum honestly

>>725143341 (OP)
F

>>725143591
You can't correct yourself after creating the thread
You're a jeet now

>>725143591
Too late. Now, never open this thread again in shame.

>>725143341 (OP)
Civie11 had a bunch of videos with like hundreds of views then I guess he was posted on r*ddit one day because he blew up. His shit got stale years ago after he became a massive shill though.

you probably have a bad microphone

what's your discussion even?

To be fair 200 views isn't THAT bad if you're a no-name faggot with like 10 subs

>>725143341 (OP)
Sounds cool. Maybe post it here? Idk. You should keep it up.

sounds gay as fuck. do not post this shit here. I'm 100% sure. you should quit.

>>725143341 (OP)
If you have shit opinions, I will dislike and close the video.
If you sound like a faggot, I will dislike and close the video.
If you review [brand] games positively only because they are made by [brand], I will dislike and close the video.
If you review games that already got reviewed to death by everyone else, I will dislike and close the video.
If your jokes are unfunny, I will dislike and close the video.
If the recorded footage is not yours, I will dislike and close the video.
Simple as.

>>725143341 (OP)
Yeah, this has happened to me alot I'm pretty sure God is directly interfering

>>725143341 (OP)
link us the video OP you coward

my prediction is that the OP is one of those retards that completely lacks self awareness and just spends 90% of his video length doing a scene by scene verbal retelling of the events of the story in chronological order without any actual commentary

>>725144519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cwD_xaEtPc

>>725144201
i've had more views on videos of me flipping pancakes for 15 seconds 10 years ago

>>725145972
Show us the pancake-flipping anon.

>>725145659
the title is dogshit
try something like
This early 2000s Japanese horror is so underrated....
or
The most moost japanese horror game....
on the thumbnail: NOT silent hill
or whatver, idk what the game is about

>>725146115
i have since removed the videos and my google account

>>725145659
Bretty good, I'll watch your videos if they pop up in my feed.

>>725145659
Your voice and video editing skills are both good. I don’t know, maybe try making shorter videos on games that are more recent or popular.

>>725146370
Never mind, I just saw that you are already doing that on your channel.

Nobody cares about reviews anymore.

I care about reviews still.

>>725146709
This, I'm in for the retarded memes, I don't want to learn I just want to be shown funny shit that happens in a game, like a youtube poop but for a video game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6iWEslm4Vg

>>725146261
>lost media

>>725146709
Yeah, funnily enough I only care for reviews of games I like. I just want to hear other people talk positively about the things I enjoy.

>>725146709
What about a shitpost review or video essay style video where the guy is just blatantly bullshitting you the entire way and is using the game as an excuse to make shit jokes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOmzblcGO0E

I want to make review kino but my indian accent makes it very hard

>>725143341 (OP)
I just don't believe that Mother 3 broke you.

>>725145659
you have a splatoon edition switch but no splatoon content. make some splatoon videos

>>725149120
so you don't believe that my copy of mother 3 came to life and broke my kneecaps?

>>725148861
>indian accent
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hire someone for marketing, it's a job in itself

>>725149120
Mother 3 RAPED me

>>725148861
Use the funny videogame voice software, I don't know how it is called.

>>725143341 (OP)
Back in 2011, when i was 16, i was thinking about making videos about EVERYTHING i know so that my best friends could watch and learn and have a laugh because i was basically their role model. But i had the voice of my childhood best friend in my head calling me faggot for caring about my crew so that idea never materialized

>>725148861
your countrymen are using AI voice software to enhance their scams, look into that

>>725148861
maybe stop having the accent dumbass

>>725148810
I like dumb jokes so this is very based
You need to work on your sound mixing skills though.

>>725148810
Your mic is fucked or something, too loud.

>>725149817
Nah that's not mine. His audio levels ARE fucked though.

For that video at least.

>>725145659
not bad, just kind of bland. I don't really see any unique appeal.
To really be successful in game reviews you either need to be funny or have some unique insight. You have neither. Why would anyone bother listening to you just saying "this game is good. I liked this game" over and over again for ten minutes?

>>725146261
>>725147514
Kek

>>725150019
>Why would anyone bother listening to you just saying "this game is good. I liked this game" over and over again for ten minutes?

I ask myself the same question but then I realize that there's loads of youtubers out there doing the same exact thing with tons of subs and views and shit

>>725149624
kek
link one of his videos

>>725145659

Not bad, anon. Practice that delivery, it causes some hearing fatigue. Slightly monotone, try not to sound like you're reading from a document as fast as you possibly can. Reading from script is normal, but you want it to sound as natural as possible. Else, we get hearing fatigue. But good otherwise. You'll get there.

>>725150739
Also, to add to my post, if you don't already, I HIGHLY recommend you monitor your voice. If you have a mic with a headphone jack on the side, plug it in so you can get live feedback of your voice. If I free-style it I sound much worse than if I monitor my voice and can get what I'm aiming for during the recording.


DO MULTIPLE TAKES. Re-read lines over and over again, then in the editor just take the one that sounds the best. This is a lot more work, but it helps, trust me.

>>725149405
being called a 'faggot' for caring about something is a right of passage more than anything else

it really doesn't matter

>>725150286
The ones I can think of that are highly successful doing that are all funny, though.

>>725150395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWO6jqg6zgk

>>725151439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aLzMQ4OEKU

This nigga is one of the most egregious when it comes to just summarizing garbage and repeating popular takes over and over again

>>725151753
HOLY AURA
this nigga fucks

>>725151753
LMAOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

>>725145659
Gonna watch it later.

>>725151932
>click video intending to hate it
>watch a few minutes
>realize I've found me a nice 8 hour introspective about two of my favorite games

Thanks, anon. It'll make a good background video while I work on my projects.

>>725143510
>flat ass
that's not a woman

>>725152098
*retrospective

>>725145659
how did i know it was going to be a british voice.

>>725151438
Nah it wasn't just that. He was THE crab in the bucket lol. Every 3rd word out of our mouths were either nigger or faggot, but it was all banter and targeted towards each other. But that dude really didn't want anyone to evolve as a person because that'd hinder him from talking about his cuck + bbc fetishes lol

>>725152098
yeah so the point stands, you don't really NEED to do anything different to be successful

>>725151753
>2 hours

>>725143341 (OP)
You a hundreds of thousands of others OP.
It's an over saturated market.

You might have to shill it on reddit or other social media websites and hope some more popular reaction channel looks at it and likes it. At least you made the video, that's more than I can say. I wrote a couple of scripts that I'd have to go back and edit, record footage, and then do voiceover stuff for, as well as edits, and I know for a fact with my deep, monotone voice I'd have trouble making it sound good.

>>725148810
kek this isn't that bad all things considered
The audio is fucking abysmal but I like the jokes and emphasis.
If he fixes his shit up and keeps up this half retarded essay style, then he'll probably blow up sooner or later

>>725145659
It looks pretty good. The editing looks professional and the narration is great.
I'll put it on a separate window and leave it playing so the algorithm thinks I'm watching it. Good luck.

>>725145659
Dont give up anon :)

>>725145659
Give up faggot
This shit sucks

>>725148861
kys dumb aquajeet