Thread 725158451

I'm literally SHAKING

largest how? biggest in-game arcade? idk shenmue was pretty cooooool...

>>725158451 (OP)
I'm shiterally LAKING

I don't like gaming anymore and zoomers can't afford it who is this for?

that'll be $100, tax not included

>>725158451 (OP)
>We will have a big launch, the biggest launch, the launch will be so big that you're going to say "PLEASE make this launch smaller!" and we're gonna make it big. Also we're delaying the release another 2 years.

>>725159349
Since it's a console exclusive launch, they can just make up how much it giga-sold and no one can falsify the numbers.

imagine how hard the (paid) streamers will pog. it is kinda exciting

>>725158451 (OP)
Rather play Ananta.
At least the Chinese understand I just want to make my pp hard and have some laughs.

>>725161873
>ananta
interested to see if it actually has bamham combat like the trailer implied, or if that was just chinese tiktok filter magic.

>>725160864
consolefag slop slurpers

>>725158451 (OP)
ewwww what a ugly ugly nasty nasty freak you probally smell like fucken ass too ha ha

>>725161873
>no one can falsify the numbers
Why would they need to?
Every normalfag on Earth is going to buy 2 copies, and even 80% of the retards on /v/ will grudgingly buy a copy.

>>725158451 (OP)
and ewww what a ugly ugly nasty freak god you are so ugly ugly and uh what else you smell like fucken ass too so fuck off you ugly ugly freak ha ha h y d a h h h h h h h

I'll always be baffled what the fuck normies see in GTA. Ever since it left the PS2, its been a lesser version of itself.

>>725162805
I'm in the same boat have no clue why they are obsessed with being a gang banger.

There's no way they're getting this piece of shit running on the PS5 and Series X. It's going to be delayed two more times to November 2027, so it can be a PS6 exclusive.

>>725162635
>even 80% of the retards on /v/ will grudgingly buy a copy
sad and true
fomo really is vile

>>725162430
And PC gets sloppy seconds! Don't forget to pay the valve tax lol

LOOK AT ME EVERYONE I DON'T LIKE GTA!
IT HAS NIGGERS IN IT! WHO WANTS TO PLAY AS A NIGGER?
WHY DO NORMIES LIKE IT? YOU'RE BROWN! I ONLY LIKE THE PS2 GAMES! GTA6 WILL FLOP SOMEHOW!
DO I FIT IN YET? CAN I CALL MYSELF A GAMER?

I love Latinas so much bros

>>725163185
meds, tranny
also ywnbaw

>>725162635
Not me, Rockstar's DRM locked me out of my own account so I can't even play Red Dead 2. That's why I refunded it. No point in playing jeetslop anyway.

>>725163029
valve tax gets taken out of rockstar's cut, not added to the pricetag

>>725161873
They don't need to. Brazilians and Indians are going to buy this like slop

>>725163383
bro
they just add it to the cost of the game
why you think they're banging the $100 pricetag drum

>>725163730
I'm not even buying GTA6 but 5/6 might be the only games where the pricetag is justified desu.
Maybe RDR (I haven't played them)

I really don't understand it. GTA5 was just fine. How are these games being treated as like generation defining?

>>725163983
cool story
got nothing to do with what I was talking about

It's just Grand Theft Auto, what's the big fucking deal supposed to be? I don't care how much money they spent in making it

>>725161068
>#ThankYouTrump

>>725164046
games 'journalists' wanting to maintain their sycophantic relationship with the developer to ensure they get their early copies of future releases
and LINE MUST GO UP, so every game they release HAS to be genre defining, regardless of how sloppy it is

>>725164157
I wish he'd say "Chyna" more, like he did around the coof.

>>725164169
holy meds

NO ONE BUT BOTTOM-FEEDER NIGGER CATTLE CARE ABOUT A SANDLESS SANDBOX OF AUTO-AIM PEW-PEW AND HOVERCRAFT HANDLING BUMPER CARS, SET IN A NIGGER INFESTED DYSTOPIA
>NO ONE BUT BOTTOM-FEEDER NIGGER CATTLE CARE ABOUT A SANDLESS SANDBOX OF AUTO-AIM PEW-PEW AND HOVERCRAFT HANDLING BUMPER CARS, SET IN A NIGGER INFESTED DYSTOPIA

NO ONE BUT BOTTOM-FEEDER NIGGER CATTLE CARE ABOUT A SANDLESS SANDBOX OF AUTO-AIM PEW-PEW AND HOVERCRAFT HANDLING BUMPER CARS, SET IN A NIGGER INFESTED DYSTOPIA
>NO ONE BUT BOTTOM-FEEDER NIGGER CATTLE CARE ABOUT A SANDLESS SANDBOX OF AUTO-AIM PEW-PEW AND HOVERCRAFT HANDLING BUMPER CARS, SET IN A NIGGER INFESTED DYSTOPIA

NO ONE BUT BOTTOM-FEEDER NIGGER CATTLE CARE ABOUT A SANDLESS SANDBOX OF AUTO-AIM PEW-PEW AND HOVERCRAFT HANDLING BUMPER CARS, SET IN A NIGGER INFESTED DYSTOPIA
>NO ONE BUT BOTTOM-FEEDER NIGGER CATTLE CARE ABOUT A SANDLESS SANDBOX OF AUTO-AIM PEW-PEW AND HOVERCRAFT HANDLING BUMPER CARS, SET IN A NIGGER INFESTED DYSTOPIA

>>725164292
learn to code, whore

Reminder that GTA 5 all by itself outsold the entire Final Fantasy franchise including spinoffs.

>>725165126
You mean predatory business practices generate more revenue than traditional sales? Holy fucking SHIT guys, we got a real gamechanger here! Someone call Vegas and let them know!

>>725165126
it makes sense
gta is designed for a much larger general audience and had a much larger advertisement campaign

>>725161873
At least I know where I would start mowing down npc

>>725158451 (OP)
I think they mean in terms of download size right? I’m thinking maybe at least 200 GB.

>>725161873
Damn, I haven’t been in Miami in a while but I’m sure there wasn’t that many black people the last time I was there.

>>725162635
Yeah but I'll wait until it's $20 like I did with 5 though. I've played GTA1, GTA5, Chinatown Wars, and RDR2. Didn't particularly like any of them. Rockstar games just aren't for me it seems.

>>725164062
it literally does because your argument is wrong

>>725166328
>they put the price up to cover the valve tax
>THE GAMES ARE GOOD THOUGH
they aren't related at all, and you're fucking retarded

>>725166841
But the game is the same price on all platforms.

>>725163029
>>725163231
>>725163730
>>725164062
>>725166841
hey there schizo! lol, you just can't help yourself, can you?
>valve tax
rent free

>>725167050
and?

>>725163185
>LOOK AT ME EVERYONE I DON'T LIKE GTA!
>IT HAS NIGGERS IN IT! WHO WANTS TO PLAY AS A NIGGER?
>WHY DO NORMIES LIKE IT? YOU'RE BROWN! I ONLY LIKE THE PS2 GAMES!
based

>>725162805
I really like the smooth but fast paced gameplay of the ps2 gta games. They look cartoony and gritty at the same time. I like that aspect.

>>725158451 (OP)
I wonder about that. The bar is really high with Genshin.

I hope the game is a massive politically correct buggy mess. I hope they make the game $100 so it kills triple and double A gaming for good.

>>725161068
i read this in his voice

>>725167310
There's no "Valve Tax" on Xbox.

>>725168404
>t. financially illiterate

Calling it:
>Rockstar will not release sales for as much time as possible
>When forced to release them, they will push on the hyper success narrative and how "top of the charts" they are
>Will claim the game to be played by billions of players despite being a console exclusive and total sales of consoles worldwide being extremely limited (you don't expect scalpers to buy a copy of the game for each console, do you?)
>They will do everything in their power to hide the real budget of the game, the budget of marketing and the publisher cut
>They will do absolutely everything to avoid publishing the target sales numbers after the Veilguard incident
>They will try to damage control with "heh, we're making money from kids buying shark cards for online mode anyway", which will be raped and shattered by age verification
>Will keep spamming about hyper success of gta6 and deflect any questions about meeting target sales or breaking even

>>725168890
how delusional do you have to be to think this game won't break sales records?

>>725165987
>At least I know where I would start mowing down npc

>>725162805
I figure its kids who want to feel mature and edgy

>>725158451 (OP)
NOOO BOYCOTT IT FOR THE HECKIN UNION SOLIDARITY LE FOR EVER

>>725169548
lol
lmao