Thread 725161031

>Home alone with just my fat spic stepdad playing Kingdom Hearts
>He walks in on me playing the Little Mermaid level
>Get beaten for playing "Faggot shit"
>He gets arrested for child abuse and Mom spends the next several years accusing me of "Making shit up for attention" and ruining her relationship
I hate Kingdom Hearts.

>>725161031 (OP)
Donald is staring at them teenage titties

Maybe if you weren't such a little fag you wouldn't have had your ass beaten.
Who's really at fault here?

time flies when you're a faggot

>>725161031 (OP)
Well OP the answer is simple. Kill and eat your mother.

>>725161031 (OP)
>no dad no

I hate Angela Anaconda

>>725161031 (OP)
No, OP. Kingdom Hearts successfully and rightfully filtered your stepfather from society. For the first time in my life, I see this game has some merit.

>>725161031 (OP)
You rmom sounds like a bitch. Like someone who deserves getting beaten up. Good on you for ruining her relationship, she sounds like she deserved it.

I am really sorry for this anon. It wasn't your fault. Your stepdad was an asshole.

With that said. Kingdom Hearts is the epitome of fa*got sh*t. I don't think there is any frame in it that wouldn't be perceived as such.

UHhhh did you ever consider it was your fault for allowing mexicans into your country???

is it worth getting into KH in 2025? does the gameplay hold up?

>>725161031 (OP)
Go make a youtube video about it
>Kingdom Hearts saved my life!

>>725161149
his dad, clearly

>his mom gets railed by goblino grande
lmao

>>725161626
If you're old enough to post on this website the answer is no

>>725161626
the main 3 have good combat
none of them have even a tolerable story

>>725161339
That's KH2, but KH1 you could move a box and be at perfect height to view Selphie's panties as she sat on a pier.

>>725161031 (OP)
Based murder-suicide on the cards.

>>725161339
Fuck you, dude.

>>725161257
this
your stepdad's heart returned to darkness

>>725161339
Kingdom Hearts objectively has some of-if not the most polished gameplay in combat in all of gaming. There are soulslikes, roguelikes, and metroidvanias. Literally no one has been able to replicate Kingdom Hearts gameplay or even come anywhere close. Factor in the fact that the graphics and animations god-tier as is the soundtrack? You're literally dumb as shit if you don't like Kingdom Hearts.
>But it has Mickey Mouse waaah!!
Are we supposed to pretend that Aladdin or Beauty and the Beast are bad movies for having children in mind? That'd be fucking retarded. I've never heard anyone call Lion King "cringe." You're an insecure, little, pussy bitch.

Kingdom Hearts is just objectively one of the greatest games in every aspect in which a game could be judged. It's not even an opinion, it's simple objective fact.

>>725161031 (OP)
but did you have finny fun?

>>725161031 (OP)
That's a nice story, anon.
Anyway, DANCE WATER, DANCE!

>>725161031 (OP)
Just beat your mother and tell her its fake OP

I didn't think anybody would actually believe it.