Thread 725170692

YO STOP PISSING DAWG

Uh, my names Cuckney

WE CHILLING AND GRILLING, DAWGS?

haha he make poopoo noise
haha dog make fart noise

I like the game but fuck milennial writers.

>impeccable music taste
>chose it because shes obsessed with robert

*chair clattering*

>>725170692 (OP)
I wonder, does he have permanent diarrhea?

He doesn't shit. All waste he produces is liquid. He pisses from his butthole.

>>725170875
The non-copyrighted music is so awful. Rip my ears off tier.

>>725170810
why bbfags so poor the don't even have audio like >>725170830

WHEN YOU'RE AROUND
IT'S ALREADY
ALRIGHT
ALREADY
ALRIGHT
LIKE A RADIO
I'M TUNING INTO YOU
I'M TUNING INTO YOU
YOU'RE TURNING ME ON
YOU'RE TURNING ME
ON

>>725170968
It's just for streamers, dude.

>>725171041
I’M ALWAYS LOUDER WITH YOU

who you were in the past is none of my business.
and we must be better supermen

>If you pick Mandy then you get the tension and longing from Visi.
>This creates a better character driven narrative because there is investment and depth in the romantic triangle.
>This would seem to make the story richer and therefore make Mandy the best option for the narrative.
Which would be why it's the default date option.

Haven't seen /v/ waifu wars this heated since Mass Effect 2. I feel a little nostalgic.

>>725171074
Why don’t companies just not copy strike people?

>>725171228
because corpos are evil and anti-fun

>>725171228
Because corpos are assholes who want their money

>>725171041
While I was reading this post I saw that the girl I met on duo who ended up unadding me after I decided to not be the one to message first for a few days contacted me again and wants to talk again, maybe I can be a Robert. I'm not expecting the world though. This song is like a good luck charm.

>>725171228
Because corpos hate you. They just want your money. And if you're listening to something you didn't pay for then they'll sue you.

>>725171041
>Then I met you and my eyes changed
>And now you're in my eye range, I'm gunning for you
>You changed my heart in a big way
>Now every day's a celebration and I wanna say

>>725171272
the ring light is the source of the evil appearance

Why is there one guy in these threads insisting that Visi is from laos? Is he laotian himself?

>>725171201
blazerfags = mirandafags
invisichads = talichads (jackchads also welcome)

>>725170780
they never evolved past the minions. It's almost endearing, in a way

>>725171342
I think it's just an incredibly dedicated koth fan
it's pretty damn obvious she's filipina anyway, especially given the va

>>725171041
YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I COULD DANCE ALL NIGHT
ALREADY ALL NIGHT, LIKE A LIVE WIRE
I'M ALWAYS LOUDER WITH YOU
(I'M ALWAYS LOUDER WITH YOU)
KEEP TURNING ME ON
(KEEP TURNING ME ON)

Yes, Tali dog leg suit fuckers would be attracted to the hoop nose maniac
It's all coming together

>>725171342
Probably. It's fucking LA, statistically speaking a brown woman like her is latina

>>725171342
he's been really into king of the hill lately
>>725171269
nice

>>725171419
Dispatch LA is clearly not IRL LA. But you're still probably right.

>>725171419
there's no way a game this millenial would have a latina character without her using random spanish at some point

>>725171397
...Laura Bailey is from Texas.

>>725171342
Because its funny and I'm starting to see people outside these threads push it as fact which is making it extra funny

>Yes, Tali dog leg suit fuckers would be attracted to the hoop nose maniac
>It's all coming together

>>725171356
That's messed up, I never would choose Miranda over my blueberry muffin.

>>725171419
>>725171453
>>725171461
Yeah I'm nixing the latina point, there's no semiotic or cultural link to a chicana background to any of her characterization or accent, whereas it's perfect for an Asian-American SEAnig

Do you think Invisigal ever got molested?

>>725171356
>>725171201
>In/v/isigal Appreciation Station

>>725171532
Yea, by me.

>>725171523
>Asian-American SEAnig
Dog

>/v/ suddenly likes black girls
Explain yourself. NOW.

>>725171579
>suddenly

>>725171532
Seeing how she most likely hanged around villains for most of her teenage/adult years...

>>725171532
She was sucking and fucking villains in the street since she was a teenager.

>>725171532
if she's Shroud's daughter, no
if she's not, yea 100%

>>725171579
>suddenly

>>725171201
I UNDERSTAND THIS IS CONTROVERSIAL BUT i enjoy ALL of the sexy women in dispatch

>'_ will remember this'
>They don't, no choice really matters save for if you love or hate invisgal
I didn't really expect any Telltale devs to make any choices that would have a large impact, but come the fuck on. This 'game' can't pull off what some visual novels can, or even manage to really be a game. Fucking Harry Stickmin has choices matter more, and that was a Newgrounds flash game from 08. You might as well just watch a playthrough online, you'd get the exact same out of it.

I thought it was because of the stern leader protag x young teammate with a gigacrush but yeah the dog leg suit wasn't a dealbreaker for me

>>725170875
>>725171041
>>725170830

HOLY KEEEEENOOOOOOOOOOO

>>725171356
Tali is much closer to Blazer.

>>725171579
>What you mean temporary? Bitch, you blind forever!

>>725171652
same desu i just want robert to be happy

>>725171579
I really like unapologetic ratchet-ass nigresses when they're on my side in a throwdown

>>725171579
/v/ likes sexy and funny black women.

/v/ does not like stereotypical racist caricatures of Mama June played off as progressive.

>>725171579
damn turns out if you make girls attractive and likable people will like them crazy right
and also Prism gets bonus points since her VA promoted her own music through her. not that I like the music, mind you, but I appreciate the hustle as a musician myself.

>>725171407
Melty~

>>725171405
Fuck I wanna get drunk and dance with a qtpa2t to some synth wave so bad
I gotta go find a chair to tumble

>>725171342
Congo
Broly

>>725171704
>as a musician myself.
tell me more

>>725171201
I remember BG3

>>725171734
He's so hot

>>725171579
>i know you didn't have a dad
>bitch what do you mean by that
10/10. modern games could never

>>725171523
next episode will reveal her full name is actually courtney anunciacion maria rodriguez gonzalez Soledad ventura sofia arnoldo gomez perez Vidal Juanita alejandra camila eduardo calzado diego esteban ramirez teresa vargas guillermo de corazon

>>725171764
literally

>>725171731
nothing much to tell about, I play bass for an all-original band and it's fucking tough out there. no I'm not posting our music.

>>725171770
And the funny thing is that's still a filipino name

>>725171453
isn't it LA though? they explicitly say its the Torrance precinct

>>725171704
Wouldn't mind having more of it, some of her songs are pretty catchy.

>>725171641
this is the cutest thing ever how can u not be for invisigal

>>725171734
WHY DID THEY FIX HIS TOOTH GAP

>>725171792
>I play bass
You uhh... you wouldn't happen to be a blackanon by any chance, would you?

Will Ep 7/8 be able to top the kino that was 5/6?

>>725170810
this scene gives me anxiety and makes me want to go back to the gym to hit or wrestle someone to forget because it reminds me of when I was studying abroad in Spain 5 years ago and one girl from my group tried to drag me on to the dance floor at the club and I was drinking a lot and nervous so I shirked and walked away and said "leave me alone"

>>725171461
Holy kek, that is honestly the best argument against it I’ve seen. Guess she must be some kind SEA then lol

Hoes status?

>>725171839
6 was pretty bad

>>725171839
probably not. idk. 5/6 feels like that period right before the final act where everything is at it's best and the rest is all drama and action

>>725171862
jesus

>>725171461
do they really talk like that irl?

I'MMA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A POUND CAKE

>>725171839
There is that scene in the trailer of BB going supernova that we haven't gotten yet, so...

Keep up

Thot squad? Fuck that, Flambae is the real star
https://youtu.be/sGJ08f9LjEs

>>725171579
something something never ask a White supremacist the race of his gf

>>725171764
en fuego

>>725171461
Okay, good argument.
Filipino? I'd bet Filipino

>>725171921
How many Prism songs are in the game so far?

>>725171579
>suddenly
>implying

>>725171882
KEKED AND DEPRESSED

>>725171814
That's good. I'm not into it but if you like her, you should buy a CD or something. Support us little people.
>>725171834
No

>>725171894
No. They're either fluent in english and never mix it with spanish or they're not fluent in english and go "uhhhhhhh" and then speak in full spanish

>>725171839
6 7

>>725171579
nigga, casca is like the most loved waifu in the universe

>>725171882
Status: been irrelevant since episode 3, kek.

>>725171959
Stop.

>>725171690
They are both dorks but Mandy doesn’t really have a close comparison. Not like Visi and Jack anyway

>>725171461
Ive also never met a latina in my life named Courtney

Thats strictle either:
A. Midwest white girl
B. Asian-american

>>725172061
to be fair there's a pretty big difference between vaguely brown anime girl and a character who's gimmick is being a hoodrat

Wow Visi won so hard

I can't enjoy the characters and the story without thinking about how they're going to screw it up in season two.

>>725172164
>Implying a Season 2 will even happen

>>725172164
>not invoking the power of the demiurge to will things out of existence

>>725172152
kek

>IF I CAN'T HAVE ROBERT THEN NO ONE CAN!
>bombs LA

>>725172141
She has a built in ability to take everything she sees after all.
She reaches in and grabs a hold of your heart.

>>725172152
my sides...

>>725172185
S2 is going to be a tv show

This game flopping will always be hilarious

>>725172132
>Don't worry about little Courtney over there
>She won't do shit

>>725172249
BREAKING NEWS
IT APPEARS THAT THE WELL KNOWN KEKQEAN, THE INVISIGOONER, HAS NOW BECOME THE INVISIBOMBER AND IS NOW THREATING TO CRASH ALL OF LA PLANES WITH EXPLOSIVES, LEAVING NO SURVIVORS

shroud IS roberts' dad, right?

>>725172152
It is what it is

>>725172249
>Kept you waiting, huh Robert?

>>725172249
I can't take her seriously like this ngl

>>725172249
Based.

>>725171461
>a game this millenial
Ouch. But also very correct.
I'm not feeling any latin from her at all.

SHROOOOOOOOUUUUUDDDDDD!!

>>725171969
Flambae's VA is a standup comedian, so of course he ad-libbed the whole thing.

>>725172249
>>725172336
I she takes of that mask will she die?

How powerful can waterboy's water pressure be? Can it be high enough to cut through things like a laser?

https://files.catbox.moe/cz4sge.webm
How much do you think they shelled out to specifically bring in Laura Bailey mid-production to give her a leading role?
Was it worth it?

>>725171201
Yeah, it has been awhile.

surprised I haven't like seen a screenshot of Chase laying there dad and Invisigal running to him with Jessie over top of it doing his HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT thing yet.

>>725172416
He would need to train his throat to be able to squeeze the water out at those kinds of pressures desu

>>725171324
>>725170810
No women ever take the lead like this, you will all remain losers hanging out against a wall drinking your red solo cup while everyone else has fun.

My name is Shroud and I am proud!

>>725172449
Or Chase shooped into the dead Gomez scene

>>725171831
He gets it fixed at some point? Thank god

>>725170830
KINO.

>>725172419
I think she did a fantastic job.
I got used to her phoning it in but I have no complaints here.

>>725172370
he's pretty good

>>725172419
If you go by what they say she was hired early on, the rest of the critical role people got involved later (probably when they needed some fucking cash to publish this thing). She just switched characters when the director wised up about her and the other actress playing against type and said Laura should be the shady foul mouth sex pot.

>>725170752
It's ok Visi, you can explore your fetish in a healthy way.
https://www.bemorekinky.com/blog/relationships/cuckolding/complete-cuckquean-guide-female-cuckold-fantasies

>>725170692 (OP)
Waterboy's potential:
>will shoot pressurized water to cut diamonds
>provide water for impoverished nations endlessly
>water armor to make all physical attack slick through
>giant water susanoo armor to fight titans
>friends with kaijus and able to call them for help
>if fall to the dark side will be able to do blood bending
WaterGOD

>>725171201
AS A MATTER OF FACT IF GARRUS WOULD HAVE BEEN A GIRL THE WAIFUWARS WOULD HAVE BEEN HYPERBRUTAL.

>>725170752
>sneaks into watch Robert undress in front of Mandy
>deliberately waits for Mandy to get changed before telling Robert that she wants a meeting, then sneaks in again
>makes sure he knows about both
>watches Malevola flirt and does nothing
>watches the dance and does nothing
Jokes aside, she might be the genuine article

>>725171405
That's going in the Blade Runner compilation

>>725172498
I HAVE TO KILL YOU! ..BUT CHASE WOULDN'T WANT THAT! HE WOULDN'T WANT THAT FROM ME! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

>>725171228
Music claims are almost all by automated bots

>>725172249
Why does she wear the mask?

>>725172631
>Invisigal says her super power is "watching famous people fuck", so she's an admitted voyeur
>she is invisible in the conference room when you are going to get undressed in front of Blonde Blazer in EP2 (she asks if you fucked her yet)
>punches Robert for calling her out
>Invisigal literally stalks Robert now
>she's in love with him for some reason
>invades his privacy to sexually harass him at work
>still can't ask him out on a date like BB can
>KNOWS about Blonde Blazer and Robert THE ENTIRE TIME btw
>WATCHING INTENSIFIES.jpg
>Malevola outright flirts with Robert
>puts her hands all over Robert and grabs at his cock right in front of Courtney
>she says nothing
>only watches
>during Blonde Blazer and Roberts dance scene, SHE WATCHES
Courtney is a truly certified KEK KWEEN

This was your father's gun. Kept it in his locker. Fully loaded. 6 shots. He couldn't have predicted I'd use it to kill him.

>>725171461
That's why she's a flip. She'd be too ashamed to drop a little bit of Tagalog here and there like your typical latinx would.

>>725171765
This IS a modern game

>>725172707
Why did he do it, DAWGS?

>>725172591
>niggas not playing femshep
Garrus vs Thane is literally more intresting that liara vs zero vs the space jeet

>>725172746
He didn't realize his big booba brown tomboy childhood friend loved him

>>725170752
She
is
not
a
KEK

>>725171579
>Waterboy gets to have a piece of that chocolate goodness
He eating real good

>>725171579
Prism is
>hot
>funny
>talented(at least in the story)
>and is (trying to be) a good person
What is not to like?

>>725172249
Can she stay invisible for longer with that ridiculous thing on? I get heroes and villains have to be chuuni/cringe as fuck but come on, better have a function to it too.

>>725172736
Feels straight out of the early 2010s in the best ways

>>725172152
Come home Hyperborean man

Season 2 predictions/hopes?
Mine are:
LONGER EPISODES

>>725172707
just having a gun would let you mog 99% of supes shown in this universe so far

>>725171405
A reminder that your surrogate black father disapproved of you dating a hoe.
He played this game before.

>>725172841
>partial Filipino
.....riiiiiiight. She White

>>725171678
This is my problem with it, it feels like all of 5 choices are going to matter by the end of ep 8, and everything else is just flavor text.
Its fun and cute and im enjoying the game but ive played better VNs

Does a movie ticket, bucket of popcorn, soda and a couple candy packages really cost 86 fucking dollars in America?

>>725172883
Malevola route

>>725172336
>We'll make diamonds from their asses, and scatter them into the heartless sea.

>>725171678
Anon, you can argue that the choices don't have large impacts, but even things like roasting Flambae for wearing sunglasses at night has a callback in whether he's wearing them at the bar in Episode 5 or not.

Wot if superheroes... but swearing?

>>725172848
Hand over the Astral Pulse or the dog gets it.

>>725172896
>Punisher Robert
How far would he get?

jesus christ, I want visi
jesus christ
her slender, athletic butt

>>725172995
pls i dont want this to be an edit

>>725172907
Our surrogate black father realized Roberts happiness is more important than his own prejudices

Robertbros…
>LET’S SEE THAT MOUTH
>SUCK IT!

>>725173000
solos the verse.

uuuuhhhh demonbros?

>>725172328
She will enjoy watching.

>>725172870
Given that her entire shtick is that she can only go invisible when holding her breath... and she a fucking asthmatic, then yeah, it makes sense.

>>725173000
Bodies everybody

>>725171579
What do you mean, suddenly? Bitch I’ve liked them forever

>>725170830
>music director and animations director are clearly visi fans
InvisiGAWDS won BIGLY
we just can't stop winning bros, it's insane. eating so damn good every Wednesday

>>725173067
dem bagina bones

>>725173000
He can stop everything short of the literal superman and superwoman Phenomeman and Blonde Blazer.

>>725172908
>tu
>blanco

>>725173124
lmao

>>725172848
and a gamer

>>725173169
>Blonde Blazer
Just shoot at her magic neklace with a sniper rifle.

>>725172419
>Was it worth it?

They went from a peak of like 70k to ~130k the week after brown tomboy sex hit the internet, so yea.

>>725172249
>puts on a mask and dresses in all black to show you she's evil now
>guts shroud
>winks at you
>probably still has wet dreams about you
my little archnemesis can't be this cute!

>>725171397
She's filipina, aintcha Ms.Bailey?

>>725173169
is malevola bulletproof
she feels like she should be

Sorry I cant cuck my boy pman...

>>725172249
Why does she wear the mask?

>>725172152
REMINDER THAT JIM FUMBLED A BROWN GAMER GIRL BECAUSE HE COULDNT GET OVER HIS TERMINAL ONEITIS FOR PAM

>>725173208
How'd they make her do the sex noises? Just, like, naturally? Her fingers? Maybe a fluffer in the studio holding a hitachi?

>>725172995
>"Don't worry! I'm gonna tell you where they are, and that's the point. You have to CHOOSE. Invisigal is at the dock warehouse, and Blondie is at Sardine, the bar.

>OHOO OHOOHOHOHOH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CHOOSE MECHA MAN! CHOOSE!

>[Save Invisigal]
>[Save Blonde Blazer]

>>725173242
probably not, but she is most definitely bullet resistant. those tits and abs could deflect a .50 cal i bet

>>725172909
I mean I play western VNs because they are kind of corny and cringey, and I think by supporting them we might get to the point one day where we could have something in the limelight that is half as good as some of the best VNs.

>>725172249
She's not a big girl

>>725172883
Longer episodes, more dispatching, MALEVOLA ROMANCE ROUTE

>>725173250
That's the stuff

>>725173267
I hate pam so fucking much

>>725173086
>SUCK IT, NIGGA!

>>725172875
>early 2010s
>not modern anymore
W-what??

>>725173284
...I am pretty sure BB can save herself, you idiot.

>>725171342
She from Laos, stupid. It's a landlocked country in Southeast Asia. It's between Vietnam and Thailand, okay? Population 4.7 million.

>>725172883
New heroes, new story, longer runtime, but I actually kinda like how episodes are short and deal with a single plot point. Just triple the number, have a couple that aren't high stakes but instead just getting to better know the crew like E5 but one for each member.

>>725173284
>You and 2% of players chose to let both Invisigal and Blonde Blazer die

>>725173375
Ew, vietcong bitch

>>725171342
It's a meme ya dip. Laos isn't a real country anymore like Siam or Burma.

>capeSOVL slowly healing
I feel inspired again bros.....

>>725173375
>Population 4.7 million.
Yeah just like Binland. Might as well not exist with numbers like that.

>>725173369
>Not when dear sweet Mandy forgot to accesorize!
>*dangles her amulet*
>OHOOHOHOHOHOO! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

this is the most cinematic path:
>date bb
>befriend and help visi
>hire phenomaman for extra spiciness
>make visi mad jelly for bb
>say you'll kill shroud

>>725173490
Oh Jonkler you're such a riot

>>725172249
pls she needs the bane's accent

Post
1. Your country
2. Your favorite character

>Argebtuba (white)
>Invisigal

>>725173468
>1 more week of this
im going to miss these threads :(

>>725173561
It would be extremely painful

>>725173597
Tell me more about this 'Argebtuba'

>>725172249
>SO YOU CAME BACK TO DIE FOR YOUR CITY

>>725173597
>tracing /dbs/

>>725173597
1. India
2. Invisigal

>>725172249
>Why didn't you just... kill me?
>YOUR PUNISHMENT MUST BE MORE SEVERE, ROBERT *takes out strap-on*

>>725173597
>(white)
You might be on the racist council but we haven't granted that title yet.

>>725173626
it's white

>>725173086
HE MADE YOU
SUCK?!

>>725173597
Italia
Visi

>>725171579
Ah, I temporarily like black women!

>>725173597
1. Frogland
2. Invisigal
My gf is SEA

>>725173678
White like how a pot and a kettle are white? Mkay, got you.

>>725173490
Ok.
Mandy it is.
The rest of the Z-Team, including a Superman stand-in, goes for the Invisibitch.
You really haven't thought this one through.

>>725173597
1. Jamaica
2. Malevola. The scenes where she was all touchy with Rob^3, caressing him with her tail and all made me fall for her hard. And there's no romance option for her. Bummer, mon.

>>725173490
>"Which one are you going to save?"
>"Mandy! Courtney still has her power but Mandy is just a regular girl now. Invisigal is tough, she can hold on!"
>"Then I'll get the Z team to Invisigal! Let's go gang! To the dock warehouse!"
>Robert flew to the Sardine bar
>"Mandy!"
>but there he sees Courtney tied instead
>"...No!"
>explosion is heard from the team comm
>"SHROOOOOOOUUUUUUUDDDDDD!"

>>725173597
1. Burger
2. Bobert

>>725173597
Pakistan
Invisigal

>>725173490
>dangles amulet
>doesn’t put it on
He’s either retarded and she’s one or it’s fake and she’s fine

>>725173831
Damn I want to see what Blonde Joker would look like now

>>725173750
Shroud's lackeys are top tier and even Chase and BB said the Z team can't handle them. Phenomaman is also downgraded because of his depression. Also Shroud is tech genius mastermind villain. They can't save the other.

>>725173831
>she’s one
Fine*
Apparently I’m the retard

>>725170871
Based Pman

>>725173414
Extremely based and literally me.

>>725173878
Would it also genderbend him?

>>725173597
Congo
Broly

how's this game doing in nipland?

>>725173597
1. Russia
2. Malevola (but I would still romance invisibitch)

>>725173597
Land of the rising bong
Mandy

>>725173886
My nigga Robertson was fucking dem niggas up

>>725173597
USA
ROBERT

>>725173124
based

>Left a murder robot in an easily reachable place
>let your kid play with said murder robot
>not even registering your own kid as a nonthreat entity
No wonder he got backstabbed, Astral was a douche retard and a dumbass

>>725173597
1. Indonesia
2. Invisibitch

>>725173597
America
Malevola, just her few scenes make me want to knock her the fuck up in front of invisicuck. She's so fucking alpha

so there is a mole, right?
no way shroud just knew that night

BB is rather thicc.

>>725173597
USA
Invisigal

>>725173597
NZ
Visi

>>725173597
1.Netherlands
2.Blonde Blazer

>>725173924
Really well in Korea from the fan art that I've seen with Korean scrawled on it, but judging by the fact that I haven't seen any vtubers jump on the trend or nip fanart yet, I'm guessing it's not that big yet in Japan.

>>725174108
The mole is the one that told the tram to wait and immediately called her "superiors" to "prepare for the takedown"

>>725173639
lmao

>>725173952
>>725174094
>>725173803
Based malevolaMASTERS

>>725173597
1. Uzbekistan
2. Prism

>>725171862
why are you me.

>>725174269
>Uzbekistan
What's it like over there

I can't wait for InvisiDOGS to prostate themselves to BVLL BLAZER as the unanimous Queen of /v/ of 2025

Any leaks regarding episode 7 and ep 8 before the finale? It's a bit hard to keep track of arvhived threads, if someone can bundle them together it would be appreciated.

>>725173597
1. Mexico
2. Phenomaman

>>725174339
Spider-Man shows up and takes down Shroud

>>725174298
Like living in Prince of Persia

>>725173597
1.I sengard
2. Big-Handed Hobbit

>>725173597
1. Philippines
2. Blonde Blazer (white women are goddesses)

Is there a mod to remove the nose ring?

>>725173886
Chase never believed any of them could tie their shoes let alone save the day and he was wrong about them. I like the guy a lot but he clearly resented them for being dickheads who misused their powers while his was killing him. The dude is not giving you impartial tactical analysis.

>>725173597
Finland
Golem

>>725174339
Too many actually.

>>725174108
It's probably just Shroud/The Red Ring. Literally one of the first missions during the dispatch portion for episode 6 is somebody hacking into SDN's servers; it's just played off because Galen (Indian dude) is more focused on them altering his saved notes. Shroud hacks in, finds the location, sees the same shit the protagonists find of it being heavily fortified, so he sends a notice out to get other villains to be canon fodder and not risk his own men.

>>725173597
>India
>BB (Mandy)

>>725173597
Burgerland
Invisigal

>>725174108
Decent chance that tech based villain just straight up hacked the SDN. You do have a SDN computer in your apartment with a microphone connected.

So apparently, Shroud will just casually rattle off every decision you've made in the game, like he's the King of the Wild Hunt in Witcher 1. He's shipping you with Blazer, by the way. In this "you had a gigastacy thirsting for your dick and you decided to pick a street-rat" kinda way.

>>725173597
1. Croatia
2. The incredible Hulk

So what happen if you fail every hacking minigames

>>725174558
BASED!!!

>>725171579
>Suddenly

>>725174056
>ZZZAMN

What is a good capeshit comic for someone that doesn't like capeshit?
I used to like Batman back in the day, but then I got tired of the soap opera structure of superhero comics and dropped them altogether.

>>725173597
>Bongland
>Waterboy

>>725173597
Straya
Sonar

Do you think Invisigal's armpit has stubble in it?

I mean do you think she maintains a clean shave or does it feel rough

>>725174680
Current Hulk run by PKJ and Nic Klein.

>>725173597
Poland
Mandy
...and Sonar

>>725174531
Street rats are better the stacies

>>725174056
I'm pretty sure the implication is that Robert was hitting the suit with a hammer trying to destroy it, which caused it to trigger threat mode.

>>725174692
Malevola, is that you?

>>725174680
Could try some Vertigo imprint books like Sandman or Doom Patrol. It’s capeshit adjacent but ventures a little more on the weird side.

Why don't we see any A-team showing up and bigleaguing the Z-team?

>>725174183
That fucking BITCH!

>>725174056
Robert^2 is a dickhead

>>725174920
That's a season 2 plot

>>725174680
I like absolute martian manhunter.

>>725174680
Even tho Marvel's Thor is a hero, Immortal Thor is pretty good and you don't really get the feeling of reading a typical cape story.

>>725174920
Against corporate workplace harassment policy.
Also they’re probably too fuckin busy actually saving the world.

>>725174587
Grand scheme of things? Who knows, probably nothing too big. Specifically for each scene? Sprinklers in donut shop; Invis moves the guy's electric gun to make them go off anyways. Lights in the jewelry shop; Invis gets punched a few times, electric guy destroys a few glass cases and sets a small fire, then Invis beats him like she does otherwise. In the warehouse; Invis defeats each villain/group in slightly different ways and moves to the next scenes, the safe is already open (but the Pulse is still there).

>>725174721
>California libtard BROWN woman
>tomboy
>nose piercing
lmao you're lucky if Invisigal shaves at all

>>725173597
Mexico
Gohan

>>725175038
broken clock etc

>>725175038
/v/ is a Marvel board pup.

>>725173597
1. US
2. Roberto "Literally Me" Bobertson

>>725174214
i hate that malevola is voiced by alanah pearce

>>725174920
Notice how a bunch of Critical Role people are cast as the tutorial level heroes? There's an animated show that's planned; they'll likely be the main characters of that. That's also why Laura Bailey was originally meant for Blazer before getting swapped to Visi.

>>725175038
Always been popular

wtf i love capeshit now?!

>>725175185
Ugly mutt

>>725175127
None of the tutorial supes looked interesting except maybe Sam Riegel's character.

this game feels like a holdover from 2010
it could've been a kino movie from back then starring Gosling or something.

>>725175038
The Marvel Rivals threads had anons having more meaningful comic book discussions than on fucking co.

>>725175127
>There's an animated show that's planned

>>725173886
Phenomaman is still excellent at fighting and would No doubt try to save them. Hell, send him to save BB and send the Rest for Courtney and hell solo His share of the goons

>>725174214
Malevola is just so much better than Invisigal. Invisicuck could never make me cum like Malevola can

>>725175220
robert suffers far too little for this to be a true goose character

>>725175185
She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen

>>725174680
Superman: For all seasons
Superman: Peace on earth
Superman all star
Superman up in the sky
Spider-Man: Blue
Spider-Man: Life story
The kid who collects Spider-Man
Batman: The long halloween
Batman: Year one
Batman: Earth One
The dark knight returns
Marvels
Kingdom Come
X-Men: God loves, Man kills
all of Uncanny X-Men by Chris Claremont
Uncanny X-Force

>>725175276
FUUUUARRRK TRVKLEAR OVERLOAAAAD

>>725175220
Pretty much, this is technically a "Modern" game but the experience feels like an early 2010s game

>>725175185
>Here's your brown tomboy gf bro

>>725175257
>https://variety.com/2025/digital/news/critical-role-first-video-game-development-adhoc-studio-1236463963/
>In addition to the Exandria-set game, Critical Role is partnering with AdHoc Studio on the highly anticipated video game “Dispatch,” which will include future brand development inclusive of an animated series, merchandise and tabletop gaming.
New to the threads? This has been mentioned for weeks.

>>725175276
>Malevola is just so much better than Invisigal
We you're a BBcucks...why pretends?

>>725175214
Oh, you just know /v/ would go crazy over Ashley Johnson's character.

Why is Malevola just straight up a dnd character

>>725175350
>milking the franchise to death before it even started
goddammit

>>725175350
Is this how they got away with Dispatch not being woke slop? They had to stuff it all in the CR game?

>>725175127
Honestly - Erin Yvette is a better pick for Blazer. She can pull off the "innocent nice girl" vibe better than Bailey.
Also, holy shit, she was only 19 when voicing Snow White in The Wolf Among Us.

>>725175407
>Is this how they got away with Dispatch not being woke slop?
What, you haven't seen Legends of Vox Machina?

Homobros...

>>725175350
>Willingham said he would “love to see someone take a swing” at adapting AdHoc’s “Dispatch” as an animated series

That's a big difference between there actually being one in the works and an investor saying he'd love to see someone do it, you fucking retard.

>>725175307
I have a guilty pleasure for the Australian accent on women
And also the fact she's a half-demon makes her forbidden if you're Christian and she will tempt you is really hot

>>725175541
>some retard on twitter said something?
>better show everyone on /v/!
even worse when it's a bluesky screencap

So dataminers who's the mole? Ya figure it out yet?

>>725175629
Invisibitch

>>725175572
Shame that out of all the aussies they chose it had to be Alanah Pierce.

>>725175629
It's Beef.
Notice how Beef and Shroud are never seen together.

Post your secret Dispatch knowledge

>>725175598
Ok but they honestly should add gay romance next season

>>725175657
I don't know who that is

>>725175670
They should but you know they won't. And if they do it will probably be lesbians.

>>725175668
God I'm so happy they made a straight white game. These freaks must be seething

>>725175562
Read it again. The deal cut specifically called out an animated series as things Critical Role could make. That means there are in fact plans, no matter how rough or not very well thought out it may be. Nobody said it's in active production, just that it's something they're trying to pursue if the game hits it off; which it currently is doing. Retard.

>>725175668
>>725175725
A lot of people on Reddit and Twitter don't like the fact Flambae's real name is Chad.

>>725175751
>but you know they won't
I honestly do not know that. Nothing about this studio indicates that they'd be against it. Even more so when you consider Critical Role being a part of it.

>>725175764
based and same, Malevola was like 1/2 of the gay ones but she couldn't win against the bobert cock.

>>725175796
People?

>>725174920
Hour man.

>>725175716
The extremaly talented gigastacy who singlehandedly developed, wrote and coded the acclaimed God of War (2018). She also voiced every single character in the game. And she definately doesn't have an ego the size of a planet.

>>725175787
>The deal cut specifically called out an animated series as things Critical Role could make. That means there are in fact plans, no matter how rough or not very well thought out it may be
Not him but this is a huge goal post move

>There's an animated show that's planned
>You're lying
>This has been mentioned for weeks
>The actual sentence is "I would love to see someone taking a swing"

>>725175837
>>725174680

>>725175828
Yes Phenomaman. People.

>>725174680
I like absolute Batman, the other absolute variant comics seem intriguing as well.

>>725175657
>>725175865
You are never gonna make me or any other sane person posting ITT (Yes, we exist) give a shit about your culture war slop.

Malevola's voice actress is good. Sorry she's your modern day Zoe Quinn but that's not my problem.

>>725170692 (OP)
The version i downloaded only had 2 episodes. Can I eventually fuck Sonar &/or the Demon chick?

>>725175865
I don't care

Honestly, Legends of Vox Machina is one of the best animated shows on Amazon. AdHoc would be stupid not to take up a deal.

>>725175941
>people
>reddit

>>725175941
Are you sure?

>>725175815
Simply down to the fact that Telltale has never done it before. Sure this is a new studio but it consists of former Telltale devs. Even with Critical Role being behind it they've got a lot of critique when it comes to their gay characters or lack there of.

>>725175764
>>725175820
??? that tranny is clearly loving the game though

>>725175946
Absolute Batman turned Babs Gordon black, so it's a pass from me. Enough with redhead erasure.

>>725176010
Not like we're on a higher pedestal if we're being honest with ourselves.

>>725176021
Oh, alright. I didn't know that.

Well, I already know that if they decide to add gay characters in the second season, these threads are gonna become even shittier, it's gonna be a mini version of the horrible KCD 2 threads

>>725176089
You do realize Flambae is gay, right?

>>725176118
Gay romance*

where do i find a cute robert boyfriend bros

>>725176017
Pretty sure.

>>725176141
Please be in London

>>725170692 (OP)
he looks like the two guys wearing the full body latex suit with piss written on them, in the septic tank? the pisslord dues?

>>725176141
Work at a call center or some form of white collar job.

>>725175986
not everything needs to be a video game and a tv series and a roleplaying game and a comic and a live action movie, etc. way too often a new ip does well and the executives see dollar signs and try to turn it into a huge franchise way too quickly. just make a few good games that people like first rather than trying to ram dispatch down everyone's throats in every way possible.

All I care about is that I have already well lowered my expectations for this game because they are obviously gonna try to continue Bob Bob's journey onto season 2, which means no choices that matter the entire season. Everything will just converge.

It makes me fucking sick.

>>725173267
I got memed into watching this show (dropped it at the theater play episode) and Jim&Pam were the worst parts of the show. Jim when he was at the other company was pretty good however

>>725170830
SOVL

>>725174680
elektra: assassin

>>725176089
>these threads are gonna become even shittier, it's gonna be a mini version of the horrible KCD 2 threads
People bitching about gay romance? As if they don't gush on and on about the "waifu war" between the main heroines?

>>725176216
>call center
It's Robert not Ranjeet

>>725174680
Spider-Man: Brand New Day, obviously

>>725175320
Thanks, I love her.

>>725176154
How sure?

>>725176387
The best thing about KCD2 is that /v/ being /v/ got ONLY fixated on a gay romance that's skippable and optional, even if there are a number of nice waifus to pick from.

>>725176289
You think they’ll retain Jessie Pinkman? I’d rather a new crew for season 2 desu, with one of the protagonists being an ex-villain in the program. Cameos would be nice.

>>725176438
Positive that they're cognizant.

>>725176495
>I’d rather a new crew for season 2 desu
Me too, especially cause it'd mean they'd be free to have a bunch of completely different endings next week since they don't have to worry about following up on all of them

Hi, I'm Courtney :3

>>725174757
Best Disney princess
Along with Lilo and Nani

>>725176567
Show me your warface, Courtney.

>>725176472
What was even more hilarious about that fiasco was how quick they turned on the devs and the game. Being seen as a second coming of Christ to Judas. Nowhere on this board could anyone discuss it without it going into complete shitflinging. It was only on the general where people had a proper conversation. Too bad that's gone.

>>725175350
>In addition to the Exandria-set game
That's it I guess, AdHoc is hijacked into becoming the CRslop machine.

>>725175541
HOWEVER

>>725171201
shame the game doesn't fight as hard

>>725176069
>Not like we're on a higher pedestal
I'd actually argue that by the simple virtue of everyone being able to speak their minds and be seen equally without a thread of being downvoted into oblivion for having the wrong opinion on anything makes us better.

>>725175503
I only heard negative things about Critical Role and I don't like generic D&D fantasy so no

>>725176847
Then you should stop listening to anons on 4chan exclusively, because 90% of the time they are talking out of their asses, because who is going to verify them anyway?

I am still waiting for the whole game to be out before playing through it. Am I making a mistake by not being able to participate in these threads? And yeah I've accidentally spoiled a few things for myself, but for the most part I'm doing an OK job, I don't even know the names of any of the characters yet.

>>725173086
>last time on The Shield

>>725176920
Okay, I won't listen to your shilling then and won't watch it.
Go back

>>725176973
Get outta here nigga

>>725176973
I don't think this story is that reliant on twists to care about spoilers. The biggest twist so far is BB showing her true self to Robert, which even Robert laughs off as a nothingburger.

>>725176920
This is the one instance where anon's are right though. Every episode is
>Here's a new LGBT character, we realize that makes us more money from our parasocial audience
>Here's Liam creepily touching Laura again because he's in love with her
>There goes Ashley, with 3000 hours of DnD played and absolutely no idea of how combat works
You'd have to be insane to watch this on a weekly basis

>>725175668
BB is a yandere

>>725171281
well lucky you. ive got this song that pops up into my head that goes osmething like GIRLS JUST WANT TO BEEEAT THE BOYS
and it just reminds me of how 2 of the 3 girls i nearly got with are now dudes

>>725177078
I am talking about the animated show, not the actual play. The D&D campaign became a slog around C2.

>>725170692 (OP)
>Pay for full SDA premium coverage
>they send the fucking Z team out
Anyone else going to cancel with these scammers?

Is this cracked?

I played first episode of this and honestly pretty fun, I love that it's actually pretty well fucking directed and written, are the cutscenes pre-recorded and swap from video file to video file or are they running in-engine? Because even though the models are 3d, they do feel like a high budget 2d animation which I honestly fuck with, telltale games never came close to feeling this good, same with life is strange (never played that dei slop but seen plenty). So uh yeah, not bad, expected worse.

>>725172591
If Garrus had been a woman then the waifu war for ME would be people fruitlessly fighting for second place while Garruschads laughed in smug superiority.

>>725173597
Spain
Aquaboy

>>725176973
you are in spoiler central
just lurk somewhere else to be safe desu

>>725172591
You can kinda see it with Vetra, problem is with Turians you can't make satisfying gooner scenes, so femGarrus would probably lose out to Liara

>>725177260
It's all pre-rendered videos. Because my RTX 4090 is actually taking a nap while I'm playing it.

before this game released and i saw they were doing 2 episodes a week i thought that was fucking retarded
but now i realize it was genius, they've kept the game going and being talked about for weeks instead of the 2-3 days it probably would have gotten if they let everyone finish it in one day.

>introduce dommy mommy love interest
>she's not actually dommy mommy
>later have the REAL dommy mommy flirt with us
>non-romance character
Why'd they do us dirty

My wife is such a badass

>>725173597
Canada (actual white canadian)
Sonar

>>725171356
Liara remains among the best fictional women and best women of all time

>>725176973
i waited until episodes 3-4 but i was seeing the threads popping off and i didnt want to miss it you should get it now the threads wont be this level after its fully released

>>725171579
I genuinely disliked Prism until this episode

>>725171356
Blazerfags = Talitards
InvisiGODS = LiaraKINGS

>>725177446
the fuck are you talking about? shes not even the best in her own series thats my gigaracist Ashley.

>>725177443
Kek

The best twist so far was that there is no twist to Blonde Blazer and she genuinely is this kind and sweet girl she presents herself as.
It's a nice detox after that bullshit Bloodlines 2 pulled.

>>725173597
Bongistan.
Phenomaman.

Who seem to be the canon choices in the game for the Z-team and romance?
I replayed a bit and Choosing Sonic and I feel picking Phenomaman makes the scenes flow more naturally. While I like Waterboy his interactions in some group scenes feel like he's stitched in badly in post, croupe atleast seems a little more natural in parts even if I usually pick Sonic

>>725177524
Couldn't be more wrong. They're even color coded in blue and purple. Blueberryfags are Blonde Blazer chuds, Talifags are Invisgooners.

I think it's pretty clear Invisigal is supposed to be the main heroine of the story, wonder if it was a conscious decision to underrepresent her in the marketing before release.

>>725177460
I’m really glad I picked it up early, because these threads have been top tier. Even the seething shitposters are fun to laugh at, because their timing and posting styles make the samefagging hilariously transparent.

>>725177431
She does better than I expected for some small girl with asthma and no other powers besides turning invisible

>>725171862
we've all been there

>>725177582
>Z team
Hard to say, probably Sonar and Phenomaman
>Romance
Easily Invisigal

>>725170810
I want a red gf

>>725177597
You DARE equate Mandy with, and may I face tribulation for uttering this name, Liara?!
You are courting DEATH!

>>725177432
>actual white canadian
Rare flag.

>>725177527
Liara is a sweet and kind woman whereas Ashley is coarse and would not be a good mother

>>725177668
>You are courting DEATH!
...junior

>>725177550
>New superhero property is entirely earnest, everybody is trying their best to be a good person, even the resident asshole Flambae
>No "oh ho actually all superheroes are evil or secretly assholes" faggotry that has plagued cape media for over a decade
>No race baiting politics, no all why ppl are bad, no black characters who don't have a personality beyond being black
>Everybody loves it
It really is that easy.

>>725177361
yeah but also consider the fact that the game is barely 8gb for all current episodes compared to 50-150gb bloat you get from the average game these days.

>>725177661
Why are brown women so gorgeous anon?

>>725177804
Handcrafted by God for white man enjoyment

>>725177870
But anon, what about your OWN women? They need your attention too

>>725177747
This is really something i only expect from an asian story nowadays.

>>725177870
I must pray to God and thank him.
>>725177924
And?

>>725177550
Blonde Blazer has no new scenes and will even have less scenes in the final two episodes, she LOST bigly.

>>725177747
Yeah, I was just expecting PM to go full Omni-Man on our asses, because most writers still think that the overdone "what if Superman, but evil" cliche that's been plaguing capeshit for a decade is a clever plot twist.
But no, PM is an autist, but he is also a genuinely wholesome and kindhearted soul. And that's a genuinely cool twist.

>>725177972
But they'll die virgins anon!

>>725177980
We know of at least 3 major ones that will send stocks to the moon.
I get that you don’t want to be stuck holding the bag, but you really ought to have sold already

>>725172896
According to the cutscenes? Maybe. According to the actual dispatch calls? Fuck no. Just like in Marvel or DC, characters that can survive close range explosions or buildings falling on top of them should not take much damage from standard firearms.

>>725178041
You can spoil them anytime, anon.
I only know about the cute makeout scene with Mandy.

>>725178000
Then let them die virgins. As long as brown waifus exist, I am content.

>>725177668
Liara was the best girl anyway.

>>725178109
Invisicoin is about to moon next ep

>>725173597
1.Spain
2.Waterboy (he's literally me)

>>725177747
It's really surprising considering this is a collaboration with Critical Role.

>>725178097
she rescues Robert from shroud, possibly the scene where she goes supernova, and also saves Chase by giving him the amulet

>>725178105
>>725177870
I've noticed something
>brown/yellow anons like white bitches
>white anons like brown/yellow bitches
Genuinely what causes this?

>>725178202
Grass is always greener on the other side

>All these fellow Waterchads ITT
WAGMI

>>725178179
Dude, watch Legends of Vox Machina. Because Dispatch is tonally Legends of Vox Machina, but capeshit.

>>725178234
Waterboy is based and a true hero

It's a total hail mary but I hope he gets his black kween in season 2

>>725178202
Its my coloniser genes kicking in

>>725178109
They really ought to have sold during the dead cat bounce yesterday

>>725178202
Men like exotic women.

I didn't know Alanah Pearce was the demon chick. No wonder she sounds hot

>>725178370
i think i just found the singular guy who likes her voice here

>>725178202
Mixing different genes creates stronger offspring. It's in Man's nature to racemix.

>>725178202
its brownoids crave white women because everyone knows white women are superior
the same drive that caused white men to conquer the world is the same thing that makes them want to CONQUER other women.

>>725177747
Just say you're a racist you fucking coward.

>>725178389
Bullshit you fucking twink, /v/ was going crazy over the demon bitch.

>>725171172
Me?
I wanna be a better super person. ('Supermen' is a gendered term, and it would be preferable if you avoided gendered language like that in these threads. Thanks!)

>>725177747
ironically by playing it safe they avoided a lot of the cliches neo-capeshit tends to fall into. the game works because it's a fun setting with a good cast, it doesn't need to try to subvert everyone's expectations or act intelligent to be interesting. still wish we got more side conversations or moments with the z-team like the barfight though.

>>725178401
Go to bed, Moshe.

>>725178415
>Want black characters to be more than a walking mouth piece for California politics
>"Racist!"
I bet you think voter ID disparages non-whites.

>>725172152
AI WILL SAVE US, TRUST THE PLAN

>>725178406
>everyone knows white women are superior
...except white men, it seems, kek

>>725173597
1. Croatia
2. Visi

>>725172024
>No
Man, stop lying to me, you and I both know you're black.

>>725173597
Poland
Prism

The MC looks like a wimp.

>>725178508
I mean duh. All niggas know how to play bass

>>725178197
Her saving Robert, I can totally buy, her somehow losing her amulet is also not so far-feched, given that's been her entire character arc. But giving the amulet to Chase is a bit bullshit, because it sounds like a copout. It would be more a'propos if she went supernova while saving Robert, which overheats her amulet, causing it to shatter and then has to fight the rest of the goons as underpowered Mandy.

>>725178268
No

>>725178545
kek

>>725178532
I assure you he's not. You should see how he fights. And that's without his mech suit

its pretty clear water boy and flame guy is gay and the next season will include the gay.

I have a really big dick

>>725178464
You racists are so pathetic and transparent.

>>725178415
>/v/ was going crazy over the demon bitch
Yeah before it released based on the X-men pool art, then everyone lost interest when we heard her speak

>>725170692 (OP)
Will end on a cliffhanger. And we don't even get to fuck love interests. Opening bets.

>>725178202
>>white anons like brown/yellow bitches
That's just you, a racemixer.

>>725178670
You are a lying fucking whore. Just 2 threads ago they were going crazy over her flirting with Robert and saying she should've been a choice. Pathetic pig.

>>725178628
Wrong, Waterboy only fucks black kweens

>>725178645
Hey everyone Robert's here!

>>725178645
We know Robert

>>725178562
>White girl gives up her powers to save the black guy
I thought this shit wasn't woke?

>>725178751
The joke is that Robert doesn't have a big dick.

>>725178774
That black guy is our surrogate father

>flambae attacking you if you reveal you're mecha man at the end of episode 5
>not only does golem get a cool moment protecting you but fucking waterboy of all people just fucking douses him and gets ready to throw hands

i fuckin' KNEW taking Waterboy was the right choice, my boy's growing so fast. Praying he gets a proper badass moment next week

>>725178806
Except he does

its confirmed that the astral pulse royd made meged with robert and now he is the astral pulse, hence why he had no injuries after the explosion.

>>725178774
>black guy sacrifices himself so a white man can bleach his brown waifu
not woke at all

How come none of the youtubers picked Phenomaman? Every playthrough is waterboy.
Also I was watching Alanah Pearce's video and she kissed Mandy then immediately dumped her on episode 5, saying "that's what I would do in real life"
What the hell is wrong with her

>>725178812
waterGOAT

>>725178774
No, she sacrifices her powers to save her friend and her boyfriend's father figure. Context is important.

>>725178806
He's packing. Women can sense a big dick and every woman on the team wants him

>>725178851
>I was watching Alanah Pearce

>>725178496
literally me

>>725178774
Her amulet turns Chase into Trackstar again.

Reminder that Invisigirl only likes Robert because she had a wet dream and assumes he'll be that good in bed. Once she finally smashes she'll be disappointed and dump him.

>>725178898
He's literally joking about having a small dick when Visi tells him about her wet dream
>I had a dream we fucked.
>Did I have a big dick in it?
>Yes.
>I have that dream too.

>>725178991
robert is good in bed though, flambae can sense it

>>725178562
Does she do this always or just if you romanced her? I saw the scene where he's grabbing her ass and making out with her, but I assume that's the ending. Reminds me of transformers.

>>725178851
She's Alanah Pearce. A cunt extraordinaire.

>>725179029
Robert does give off small-ish dick but insanely good with fingers and tongue energy though

>>725179019
This is top quality banter and shows cock confidence

>>725179046
I have no idea, because at this point we are just spitballing based on some very dodgy leaks.

>>725178991
Are you retarded? She had a wet dream about Robert because of the motivational speech and guidance he gave her on the day she was going to quit.

>>725173597
>Czech
>Phenomaman
Yeah, I'm depressed
And I have the same moustache

>>725179046
Yes, currently the amulet is the only thing that halts Chase' power from aging him. The kissing scene with Blonde Blazer is the ending of her romance.

>>725179132
shut the FUCK up.

>>725179145
Czechs have no reason to be depressed.
t. Pole.

>>725179019
You don’t make that sort of banter if you’re worried about Flambae being right

this guy fucking rules

>>725179175
That's kind of a brutal end for her. She gives up her powers and now has to be a normie. She's not even good at dispatching either.

>>725179231
That's what her S2 arc is about

>>725179145
You're just Germans that speak a Slavic language. Of course you're depressed.

>>725179195
Our beer is for the first time ever officially more expensive than water and you say we don't have a reason?

>>725179231
she literally wants to be a normie

>writing is almost unanimously praised
>marvel humor + swearing and dick jokes
100 minutes I got tricked out of but at least it's still within refund window.

>>725179231
Dude, that's literally what she wants.
Especially if Robert gives up on being Mecha Man.

>>725179291
What's he price of Staropramen in the homeland? In Croatia it's about 2,30€ for a 0,5 bottle in the bar

>>725179231
It would be fitting if she only does this if she’s the romance option, since that would be what convinces her it’s fine if she stays as Mandy permanently, since without that she’s still have the crippling insecurity about being worthless without the amulet

>>725179291
You can always go shopping in Poland. Just watch out for random Russian drones showing up here and there.

>>725179306
>>725179337
No it isn't, what is this headcanon? She loves being a hero. She just wants a normal relationship too and not a weird thing like with Phenomaman who wanted her to be an eternal valkyrie.

>>725179216
>calls in sick for like 2 days
>eyebrows grow back completely

>>725178851
Alanah is already in a relationship.

>>725178864
honestly I think NOT telling the team you're Mecha Man is the wrong choice considering how well it flows with everyone revealing their names and you miss out on flambae coming to the party and forgiving you with a punch to the face, plus he doesn't even show up if you don't tell them
even if Robert's trying to leave Mecha man behind, it still felt right just as a trust-building thing

>>725179067
But didn’t Robert say “people don’t think about much” when he blows them?

>>725179381
Now I feel bad for picking Visi over her solely because I thought she was faking her attraction.

>>725179443
The whole theme of Dispatch is that you don't need superpowers to be a hero. I guess Robert is rubbing off of her. Literally and figuratively.

>>725179464
Yeah that's the point, he's a master deepthroater

>>725179381
>she’s still have the crippling insecurity about being worthless without the amulet
GOOD
Shouldn't have forced me to fire a team member for no reason

I guarantee that Mandy is an absolute freak in bed while Visi is a prude who only acts wild in her dreams.

>>725179481
That's why BB's the best. You can see the plot twist about her being a turbocunt coming from a mile away, and then you get the reveal that no, she really is this sweet girl you think she is.

>>725178864
>Cut rotates him 90 degrees to face Malevola because she's the one who douses him if you didn't pick Waterboy
Bravo, incredible, phenomenal

>>725179550
literally do not care as long as i get to give head to visi every day

>>725179363
>Staropramen
Eugh. Fuck no
But to answer your question, it's about 15 Kč/~70 cents at a store which is horrifying. It used to be under 10 Kč/under 40 cents. The cheapest store brands could go under 5 Kč/ 20 cents for a 0,5l glass bottle

>>725179550
She does have fucked up kinks.

>>725179550
>Visi is just a happy_sex enjoyer
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

>>725179315
>Marvel Humor
Where?
>Swearing and dick Jokes
Yes, but in a realistic/natural Level and amount

>>725179315
I don't like this game for the writing. I like the game for the concept, the gameplay, the animations and just the engaging episodic format with the different choices.

This is very squarely in milennialcore writing, though I will admit I cracked up a few times. You throw enough shit at the wall and something ought to stick. It's also more tolerable during the Dispatch segments than during the cutscenes.

>>725173597
Lithuania
Blonde Blazer

>>725179708
>happy_sex