Thread 725177532

Did Astro Bot deserve GOTY?

Yeah

i dont think anything deserves game of the year

no but it's not a worse winner than fucking dragon age inquisition in 2014 for the very first doritos awards ceremony

kind of defined what the show would be really

sony bought the award ahead of time for concord, they couldn't refund the money so they gave it to something else

>>725177532 (OP)
Built for the sole purpose of pleasuring BHC.

>>725177532 (OP)
that's a male astro bot

>>725177532 (OP)
Build for Big Xbox cock

>>725177532 (OP)
Absolutely not. The fact that it won goty is literally the only thing a lot of people remember it for.

>>725177532 (OP)
Absolutely, but it had no real competition.

>>725177904
Good

>>725177991
Well, it did, so you can just cry about it.

>>725178135
Should have been Balatro, Wukong or Nine Sols

>>725177532 (OP)
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>725178182
Yeah, cry like Sony after wasting hundreds of millions of dollars on Concord

>>725178182
You'd cry too if you gave a shit beyond being contrary. It's sad when such a nothing game is put on an undeserved pedestal. You encourage this industry to be out of touch and have no accountability

>>725178182
he's right that most of the time I see this game being mentioned it's to bait tendies, very few people played it (2 million copies sold for a goty is pretty sad)

>>725178261
>>725178320
>>725178341
Don't mind me, I'm just here to harvest your tendie tears.

>>725178424
You should harvest the tears of those Sony executives instead, the tears of businessmen are incredibly scarce. They only cry when a substantial amount of money is lost

>>725177574
yeah

>>725177532 (OP)
What the fuck is this monstrosity? is this some inflation fetish thing? how can you find a robot like astro to be attractive? it does not even come across as as that at any point in the game unless we're judging by all of the cameos of other characters. It more comes across as a deliberately cartoony robot in a children's show.

>>725178516
I doubt they're doing much crying given that this has been the most profitable PlayStation generation yet.

>>725178424
>doesn't even bother denying it
based brazilian retard

>>725177532 (OP)
>>725178224
I wanna huff Astro Bot's farts...

>>725179090
AI fart/m/eat is the future

>>725178973
Deny what? Astro Bot won and tendies lost, I don't need to do shit.

>>725177532 (OP)
No. Sony obviously buys off the games awards just like what they did with god of war and tlou2

>>725177532 (OP)
All awards are fake but goty does seem to be especially irrelevant. Kinda funny Sony puts so much money into it instead of actual game development…but I guess they can always copy of Nintendo again

>>725182025
Maybe, but the psychic damage they've inflicted on tendies is very real, though.

>>725177904
no, female

>>725177532 (OP)
its a fake paid-for award

Did BG3 deserve goty?

what do roboclappers even sound like?

>>725183136
https://youtu.be/OOBD2q8FjcE?si=3wOnNDawO8_rVJe4

>>725183136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxc_55ur-J4

>>725183136
dribbling a yoga ball

How are you supposed to clap robobutts? They are hard metal.

faggy gay sex with astro bot and his huge ass yet tiny dick

Astro butt...
https://files.catbox.moe/rjvelz.png

is this the male shortstack thread

>>725185717
finally someone gets it

>>725185953
Call me picky but I wish there were less furry/animal-like male shortstacks and more robots/whatever Jack Frost is. They just don't do it for me sadly.

i wish someone made a sillytavern card of astro so i could subject him to increasingly degenerate kinks

>>725186062
me too. i have no problems with furry shortstacks but i also wish to see more variety

>>725186062
pretty sure Jack is a demon

>>725185717
doesn't the stack in shortstack allude to the tits?

>>725187971
Yeah, but the colloquial use drifted to include pear-shaped bodies, like Midna. Fat assed boys are also called teapots, but that's very niche.

>>725187670
Yeah but he's also got a dog face and I don't like that.
>>725187971
Moobs count, right?

/v/, do you prefer your Astro with a cute little bulge or a big veiny monster?

>>725185717
I need more games (preferably multiplayer) where I can play as a male shortstack.

>>725190081
Why multiplayer?

>>725188318
>Fat assed boys are also called teapots
Thank you I will be writing this down for research purposes

>>725189562
whichever will give him the gassiest braps

>>725190293
that's hot but i don't think dick size affects that

>>725190149
Having friends who play as regular sized humanoid characters while I'm playing as someone tiny with a bakery in the back reinforces the feeling of being unusually smaller/cuter/sexier

>“We worked with artists to bring these characters to life, but we only had five months to implement the demo into The Playroom. So to make them sci-fi looking within such a short period of time, we gave them a Sony robotics style. But it was also important that they were endearing, so we gave them big cute eyes and made them waddle like toddlers, so they kinda became baby robots.”

Astro Bot is canonically as old as the PS5 so don't lewd him please

No

>>725177532 (OP)
Yes, but that's more because 2024 was a shit years for games

>>725177532 (OP)
It's certainly indicative of the times

>>725190908
seems like nintendo needs to make their own twinkbot game if they want to win GOTY

I honestly can't think of any other non-furry shortstacks apart from Jevil and Midna.

>>725177532 (OP)
Sure, why not.

no but there are way worse games from that year that could have gotten GOTY so whatever (forspoken outsold it btw)

>>725177532 (OP)
Sony always rigs these garbage awards. a mediocre platformer winning it made it so blatant

>>725179909
>god of war
Deserved to win. What else could have?

>>725177532 (OP)
Yes

>>725193851
RDR2

>>725190851
Where is this sited because they literally have them in bunny suits and swimsuits

more like ASStro bot amirite

>>725193920
>Literal Movie Game
Nobody cares about that game for anything other than the story. Even the multi-player is dead in the water compared to GTAV

>>725193010
I'd say Toad and Deku Scrub Link kind of fit the bill, but it's slim pickings indeed.

>>725194498
>Deku Link
But not Toon Link?

>>725189562
Be cute if he had one of those little laptop keyboard “thimbles” or whatever the mouse nub thing is called.

>>725195041
that's a child

>>725195041
I mean, that too but that also kind of leads into shota.

>>725177532 (OP)
Probably the most blatant ASTROturfing I've ever seen for something so bland, a product placement ad disguised as a platformer.

>>725178182
I've never seen a GOTY that made people raise their eyebrows as much as Astro Bot did. Whenever I see a discussion about it on social media, there are always at least a few comments disagreeing with the result. It doesn't necessarily mean the game is bad, but I also think it's definitely not the best game that came out that year.

I thought y'all hated faggots why are jerking off to men?

>>725196593
/v/ isn't all just one really angry person.

>>725196593
It's just 2 fags circlejerking

>>725186062
>tfw no qt robbutt vidya companion to mating press during loading times and have it worship your cock while playing
We were born too early ;_;

>>725177561
fpbp

>>725178592
He's hot when he's off-model like in OP's picrel

>>725196593
robots are technically not men

I need to drop the full weight of my body and engorged cock n' balls on that springy soft body of his' so bad

>>725177561
FPBP
I'm glad such a gameplay-first game won GOTY instead of "I wish I was a movie" game #759379573

>>725177561
fippy bippy

grrrr

>>725177532 (OP)
It's actually hard to go back to games without good haptics after beating Astrobot.

>>725199983
Ougggh smug brat, need to make him fart out my correction milk from his gaped faggot hole!

>>725199648
i've nutted like 5 times to the fart alt of this pic

>>725200179
Based and same. Those expressions he makes are too good.

>>725189562
fat pussy
dante must die mode: high sensitivity

>>725200235
Since he's a robot I don't even imagine it smelling like farts (mostly), just hypnotic pheromone gas that makes me pump harder.

>>725200287
100% fully customizable pheromone gut punches to your liking, down to bassiness, wetness, smell, taste, stickiness and volume.

>>725190908
>nooo you're not allowed to have a gigantic range of fun mechanics that are really fleshed out and polished because that's heckin stealing nooo
Chadstro Bot wins again

Yes. I'm going to be playing it again soon.

>>725198834
robots can actually only be male

>>725200376
Dozens of pounds of sweaty musky robot fartmeat blasting pure pheromonal shitgas down my throat would make me cum handsfree easily.

fart is disgusting. shortstack robots are hot though

>>725200495
You're strange...

>>725200975
Sadly, there's crossed wires in my brain that inform my brain chemistry to associate the stimuli of fat-assed shortstack robots farting with with sexual pleasure.

>>725177532 (OP)
honestly most of the games in the recent decade deserved game of the year
none of them pushed gameplay forward in any sese or innovated upon the industry
GOTY is just paid marketing at this point to promote certain studio houses and their relevance in this industry

>>725199648
>>725200975
>>725189562
>>725186062
>>725184889
>>725177532 (OP)
Giwtwm

>>725202170
you want to be a teabot?

FATTEE

>>725202643
Significantly yes

>>725201101
It's an oddly specific itch that I happen to share and suffer from.

>>725200975
What's in the bulge, anon? It's a robot. Is that a battery?

>>725204425
It's a manual rotary converter, it generates electricity the harder you stroke and tug and peel.

>>725204732
...so, cranking it?

>mediocre clone of nintendo platformer
>snoys drool over it and give it GOTY
Shows how desperate they are for actual videogames.

ass