Valve has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever now that GTA 6 is delayed bros
>>725181575 (OP)
Underage hands made this thread
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 11:40:32 AM
No.725181647
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IT IS HAPPENING
DOUBTERS WILL ACK THEMSELVES
You are allowed to be as excited as people were for HL3 in 2009. You are not allowed to be more excited than that.
Half Life 1 and 2 are garbage redditor games, the worst games Valve has ever made. I would much rather see a Left for Dead 3 or a Team Fortress 3 or even a Portal 3 because those games were actually fun. The crowbar is the lamest, most ugly looking melee weapon of all time.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 11:46:20 AM
No.725181898
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It's coming today and if not it will be next week and if not the week after and if not the week after that then Tyler McVicker has a lot of explaining to do considering he was saying it would be announced in the summer and released in the winter of this year.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 11:47:10 AM
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>>725181891
I dunno I found them fun
Gameawards get more viewers than the super bowl now so perfect timing coming up.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 11:48:22 AM
No.725181978
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>>725185365
>>725181891
>Says half life reddit
>Implies portal, team fortress and left 4 dead are not
Teh cake is a lie xD
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 11:48:43 AM
No.725182006
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>>725183026
>>725181575 (OP)
Honestly announcing it at the VGA's and having a November 2026 release would be pretty fucking funny and based, though if they announce anything next its just gonna be Deadlock.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 11:49:36 AM
No.725182042
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If HL3 is announced at Game Awards. Geoff needs to get on his knees and cry uncontrollably for at least 3 minutes before he opens the envelope.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 11:51:08 AM
No.725182102
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>>725182224
>>725181957
I don't even like Muttball but I don't believe this for a goddamn second
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 11:53:02 AM
No.725182182
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>>725182909
You will get wacky platformer, JRPGs, farm sims and wholesome-turned-horror game announcements for 4 fucking hours and you will LIKE IT.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 11:53:44 AM
No.725182205
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>Half Life 3 and GTA6 have a non-zero chance of releasing with the same year
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 11:54:45 AM
No.725182241
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>>725182331
>>725181957
they're not gonna do a TGA announcement, they'll just make a tweet/post or whatever exactly like Alyx and CS2
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 11:55:01 AM
No.725182251
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>>725204919
HL3 is gon' b good. Too bad I'm a poorfag and will never be able to run it for several years.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 11:57:31 AM
No.725182331
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>>725182459
>>725182241
>valve randomly shadow-dropping the most mythical game announcement probably ever
I doubt it.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:00:48 PM
No.725182459
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>>725182657
>>725182331
>Valve randomly shadow dropping a game
>doubt it
>after Alyx
>after CS2
>after Deadlock literally not even being spoken about at all
A post announcing existence, and a date for gameplay and/or trailer reveal, exactly like all their other announcements in recent years.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:02:28 PM
No.725182512
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>>725181651
The worst part is, this joke post reads like a much more proper G-Man line than anything he had in Half Life Alyx, and probably whatever will be in HL3 if it comes out.
>gabe doesn't show up
>geoff doesn't even know the developer of the last game announcement
>lambda logo for 5 seconds and date
>some throw away g-man line
that's all they need to do, that would make 4 hours of pain and commercials worth it in the end
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:06:07 PM
No.725182657
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>>725183025
>>725182459
>after alyx
We know that Alyx was originally meant to be announced at TGA.
>CS2
Glorified remake.
>Deadlock
Which isn't done yet. You don't announce something that isn't finished, what is this, Rockstar?
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:09:20 PM
No.725182789
[Report]
>>725181575 (OP)
>Nu valve making games
lol, lmao even
All of the talent that made their great games have already left the company long time ago.
Valve isn't a video game developer company anymore, they rebranded to a Platform as a service, last decade.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:09:22 PM
No.725182791
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>>725182858
>>725182575
>all valve needs is a "its time, mr freeeman." over the lambda logo at TGA to completely break the internet
pretty funny when you think about it.
Lemonmoder
11/7/2025, 12:10:49 PM
No.725182836
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>>725196645
>>725181619
If you’re underage you’re unlikely to be a half-life fan considering you weren’t alive when the last game in the series released (not counting that shitty VR game)
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:11:21 PM
No.725182858
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>>725182791
Valve could show a paint.net copy paste image of any fucking game logo, L4D, Portal, TF, HL etc. and make a gazillion dollerydoos.
>>725181891
Half life 1 was great, half life 2 sucked ass
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:12:17 PM
No.725182886
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>>725181575 (OP)
this was planned the entire time
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:12:37 PM
No.725182903
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Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:12:38 PM
No.725182904
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>>725183947
>>725182872
in what world, dude
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:12:47 PM
No.725182909
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>>725182182
And the obligatory FromSoftware game. They love announcing their games in TGA.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:14:00 PM
No.725182961
[Report]
ALIEN SWARM 2 BABY
YOU'VE BEEN WAITING BUT NOW IT'S FUCKING HERE
ALIEN SWARM TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
VALVES BACK MOTHERFUCKER
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:15:28 PM
No.725183025
[Report]
>>725182657
>We know that Alyx was originally meant to be announced at TGA.
No we don't? Alyx was meant to release alongside the Index before the rewrite, so that puts it at April 2019 original announcement before the delay. Then Alyx was announced in a tweet,
https://x.com/valvesoftware/status/1197575830219583488, originally meant to reveal gameplay at TGA but then the reveal was delayed to add in locomotion.
>glorified remake
Doesn't matter, announced in a tweet again,
https://x.com/CSGO/status/1638580074126659584
>Which isn't done yet. You don't announce something that isn't finished, what is this, Rockstar?
which further proves Valve don't do big flashy announcements anymore, as they literally havent said anything about Deadlock other than making it playable.
Valve don't do big announcements ever since Artifact's reveal, they just tweet out the announcement. If Valve haven't said anything before TGA do not expect it at TGA.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:15:31 PM
No.725183026
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>>725183140
>>725182006
>Announce Deadlock at early part of the show to make people think that was it from Valve
>Then announce HL3 as THE last announcement of the show as a surprise
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:16:41 PM
No.725183083
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>>725184240
>there will never be a fun HL ARG
I know there was a few hints in steam sale ARGs but thats not the same
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:17:36 PM
No.725183121
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>>725183270
Fatfuck gabencunt won't do shit. He'd rather steal indie devs money than make games.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:18:02 PM
No.725183140
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>>725183026
That would be sick but I playtested Deadlock again recently and its a lot more complete than it was originally but I don't think it will be officially announced within the next two months.
I think HL3 is "more done" than Deadlock.
>HL ALyx announcement, Nov 19 2019
>HL1 Anniversary celebration and documentary, Nov 18 2023
>HL2 Anniversary and documentary, Nov 16 2024
I'm starting to believe in the November rumors
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:21:23 PM
No.725183270
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>>725183342
>>725183121
>steal indie devs money
how, exactly?
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:22:05 PM
No.725183297
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Reminder the Raising the Bar reprint still says on its website "printing in 2025".
I'm totally guessing here but if I was working for the HLX project, I would make the announcement publicly, including the Raising the Bar book in one big juicy announcement.
Fucking throw in an official Co-Op mode and a Deathmatch game not many will play but will still be appreciated and boom.
>>725183270
Of course a steamie steamcuck wouldn't know.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:25:42 PM
No.725183451
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>>725183342
nobody cares that your game failed, anon
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:29:51 PM
No.725183641
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>>725192660
>>725183342
They can just put their game on EG-OH NO NO NO NO
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:31:17 PM
No.725183690
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>>725182872
Neo-/v/ contrarian, typical.
>>725182904
Half life 1: actual interesting puzzle game with fun combat, trying to navigate through th facility takes some thought, but there’s also almost always another path through any area
Half life 2: PEWWWW SPERG KABOOM HOLY SHIT COMBINE KABOOOOSH SHOOT SHOOT KABOOOOOM BANG EXPLOOOODE WOAH LOOK OUT MY QUIRKY FEMALE SIDEKICK KABOOOOSH WOAH KABOOOOM
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:39:18 PM
No.725184005
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>>725183186
Now that you say it...
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:40:03 PM
No.725184039
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>>725184064
>>725183947
yeah I like kaboosh shoot shoot bang explode
Lemonmoder
11/7/2025, 12:40:47 PM
No.725184064
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>>725184093
>>725184039
Halo does that, just infinitely better
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:41:38 PM
No.725184093
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Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:45:45 PM
No.725184240
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>>725184296
>>725183083
Yeah, the build-up to Portal 2 with the ARG was great. I'm hoping that Valve would do that again with HL3 but who knows.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:47:07 PM
No.725184296
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>>725184240
There was a lambda in a steam sale arg last year or something
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:48:40 PM
No.725184365
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>>725184420
It's not going to be any specific date, Valve doesn't want people reading into numerology stuff and showing up to their headquarters because someone thought an ARG told them to.
It's getting announced TODAY TONIGHT THIS IS THE DAY ITS HAPPENING NOW
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:49:23 PM
No.725184414
[Report]
Half Life 3 in 2 minutes.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:49:50 PM
No.725184420
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>>725184365
I'm going to the valve office
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:51:24 PM
No.725184481
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where is the valve office
I thought they moved recently
>>725183947
According to some of the code leaks in their other source 2 games, it seems like HL3 might have a larger emphasis on puzzle gameplay and level traversal with randomized events that is tied into their "new" physics engine. Although I don't think that it's any more advanced than:
>This blue barrel can spawn ANYWHERE! Within this 200m radius...
>You know that locked door that you couldn't get through last time you were here? It's been moved 10 meters away and now blocks another random room!
>This random assortment of "trash" props are now randomly scattered in a different pattern than last time you were here!
I'd imagine that we will get a merger between the physics engine used in Alyx, the swarm AI and Director AI from L4D 1/2, the more advanced enemy/combine chatter system from EP2 and Alyx with maybe a new AI system for more humanoid enemies since the one they had in Alyx was essentially just a lobotomized version of the one we've seen in all of the HL2 entries.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:51:35 PM
No.725184492
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half life 3 was yesterday actually, you all missed it like the poser fans you are.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:53:22 PM
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>>725184483
Here's hoping they'll actually make the shooting part good this time too.
>>725181575 (OP)
Gabe Newell rolls on stage. Rips the wettest, most loudest fart ever. Rolls away.
That would be funny.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:56:06 PM
No.725184675
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make the magnum three times as loud this time and make the cocking handle more meaty
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:57:15 PM
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>>725184649
I would pay money for that. Thanks G-Fat.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:58:32 PM
No.725184779
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16 more weekdays to go in November that something could happen. Keep the faith.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 1:03:02 PM
No.725185013
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>Half Life 3 before Entropy Zero 3
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 1:05:31 PM
No.725185138
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>>725185321
Valves already made the game but I hope it has
>linear, not fully open world levels
>revival of helicopter/gunship chase sections with a car or boat if its true forza team worked on the vehicles in this game we're in for a treat
>xen levels aren't too long and platformy
>actual answers on who the combine are and who gman is
>an official coop mode for shits and giggles
>alyx hugs me
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 1:07:07 PM
No.725185212
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>>725182224
>Believing Geoff's obvious lies
>>725181575 (OP)
They don't have a game.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 1:09:03 PM
No.725185301
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Geoff will post on Twitter "what would be the dream announcement for you at the game awards" and then goes on to announce a shitty clone of Celeste.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 1:09:45 PM
No.725185321
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>>725185463
>>725185138
Why the fuck would it be open world?
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 1:10:40 PM
No.725185365
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Anonymous
11/7/2025, 1:11:24 PM
No.725185398
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>>725185280
They have many games. They just don't finish them.
>>725185321
Datamines suggest the game will be more "open area" so it will still be linear but the player will have various options to progress instead of the one path.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 1:12:33 PM
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>>725184649
Classic Gaben maneuver.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 1:13:53 PM
No.725185534
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>>725185280
They do bitch STFU no one is even talking about Half Life 3 anymore we are now considering what comes next such as Portal 3, TF3, L4D3, Alyx 2, all of which will release in the next 15 years.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 1:14:18 PM
No.725185557
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>>725184483
hl3 being the sum of every source game before it would be the actual best thing
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 1:15:42 PM
No.725185634
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HL3 is great. But I expect it to be the moment Source 2 is "finished". I demand the SDK and a revamped SFM.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 1:20:23 PM
No.725185851
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>>725185940
>>725185463
At most the open maps will be as big as Metro Exodus or Crysis given the vehicle part.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 1:21:58 PM
No.725185940
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>>725185851
I won't be mad if the open area stuff is relegated only to the cool new forza style vehicles.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 1:28:27 PM
No.725186253
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>>725185463
OMG DEUS LIFE 3? JC FREEMAN CONFIRMED?
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 1:51:57 PM
No.725187494
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>>725188272
>>725183186
>19
>18
>16
It's clear we are going to get something on either the 14th or 13th
>>725182575
Gabe is going to drop down on stage in a fully functioning HEV suit and release genetically engineered headcrabs into the audience, killing hundreds. Then the screen will show
>Deadlock: coming summer 2032
>>725187540
>metrocops barge through the convention centres doors and beat random developers and audience members with stunsticks
>please let me know what you think I can be reached at: gaben@valvesoftware.com
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 2:02:07 PM
No.725188014
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Anonymous
11/7/2025, 2:07:13 PM
No.725188272
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>>725187494
>1
>2
>3
Yeah I'm gonna go with 13th. Though I dunno if Valve actually thought of this as a pattern or this is all going to end up as another of those HL3 schizoism.
guys it's not clear at all we only know a half life game is somewhat finished thats it
could be hunt down the freeman 2 for all we know
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 2:12:00 PM
No.725188527
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>>725188406
well it's from valve and it's using source 2 so the worst case scenario is half life: barney
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 2:12:23 PM
No.725188550
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>>725190089
>>725182224
I'd rather watch the Super Bowl and I don't even care about sports.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 2:13:09 PM
No.725188597
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I'd rather watch the super bowl if Gordon Freeman was there.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 2:14:53 PM
No.725188675
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>>725188741
All they have to do is recreate this
https://youtu.be/r42TJQwQI6I
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 2:16:09 PM
No.725188741
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>>725188675
Wait that was real?
That aired on TV?
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 2:31:04 PM
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>>725184483
Don't forget the smoke voxel thing. Valve has been wanting to have sentient cloud enemy for the longest time, that's why they kept referencing it since HL2.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 2:32:47 PM
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>>725189967
will the funny blob thing return or has that been totally scrapped
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 2:33:46 PM
No.725189757
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>>725188406
there is no way they do a Half Life Alyx twice
How do we know HLX is "done"? What part of the dataleaks provide that?
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 2:37:40 PM
No.725189967
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>>725189702
I'd like to think the Episode 3 footage from the documentary was Valve giving out feelers on what they may include in the new game. They didn't say they were failed prototypes or anything. And the tech still exists in Source 2.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 2:39:30 PM
No.725190063
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>>725190137
>>725189962
nobody thinks it's done. nobody said it's done.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 2:39:59 PM
No.725190089
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>>725190205
>>725188550
I'd rather watch the Game Awards and I don't even care about video games.
>>725190063
Then why is everyone and their pet dog saying its being announced this month or next month?
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 2:41:48 PM
No.725190205
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>>725190319
>>725190089
>watch super bowl
>empty nothingness for several hours
>watch game awards
>empty nothingness for several hours
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 2:42:20 PM
No.725190242
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>>725190342
>>725190137
Blame Tyler for that and with him saying that Valve is editing a trailer for it.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 2:42:25 PM
No.725190247
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>>725189962
late stage code optimizations and refactoring
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 2:42:28 PM
No.725190251
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>>725189962
It's just people speculating because there's some optimization related strings in the code. There's no actual confirmation of anything.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 2:42:37 PM
No.725190257
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>>725181651
>Hhhh
>You are allowed
>to be
>as
>hhh
>excited
>as people were for
>HL3
>in 2009...
>You are
>not allowed to
>hh
>be more excited
>than that...
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 2:43:41 PM
No.725190319
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>>725190205
and dont forget:
>for some fucking reason normalfags love that crap
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 2:44:11 PM
No.725190342
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>>725190137
>>725190242
games get announced many months before they are released. none of this implies an imminent release of the game. just that they might announce soon.
Year number 5 of "this year is it HL3 is done for real"
And each year I fall for it and I never learn.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 2:45:43 PM
No.725190431
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would you guys join civil protection if you somehow managed to survive the invasion
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 2:46:05 PM
No.725190453
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>>725183947
Half life 1: boring nerd shit
>Half life 2: PEWWWW SPERG KABOOM HOLY SHIT COMBINE KABOOOOSH SHOOT SHOOT KABOOOOOM BANG EXPLOOOODE WOAH LOOK OUT MY QUIRKY FEMALE SIDEKICK KABOOOOSH WOAH KABOOOOM
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 2:46:24 PM
No.725190473
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>>725190521
>>725190378
>Year number 5
You're as bad at counting as GabeN himself
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 2:47:09 PM
No.725190521
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>>725190473
he just threw out a number so unbelievably large it boggles the mind. like 3.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 2:49:44 PM
No.725190659
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>>725190378
No one was expecting Half Life 3 until 2024 at the earliest, Alyx only came out in 2020 so obviously they didn't magically develop a new game right away. Do you still think it's 2015 where games take 2 years to make? Dumbass.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 2:49:58 PM
No.725190675
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>>725191391
Half Life 1: BOOM PATANG *ear orgasming metallic footsteps* GRENADE GO GO H.E.C.U MARINE MY ASS IS HEAVY BOOM what is that smell SHOOT SHOOT
Half Life 2: BOOM PATANG *shit-water squelching footsteps* BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP COPY OVERWATCH COMBINE SOLDIER YOUR FAMILY COHESION IS PRESERVED BOOM you lucky dog you SHOOT SHOOT alyx hug
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 3:01:07 PM
No.725191391
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>>725190675
well memed my friend, well memed
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 3:03:03 PM
No.725191507
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chompski is a key to all this
we need to get chompski working
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 3:10:07 PM
No.725191946
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>I AM SO HONORED TO PRESENT THIS NEXT ANNOUNCEMENT
>sobs quietly
>wipes eyes with sleeve
>opens envelop
>*inhales*
>SUPER COOLIO SPRIGHTLY ANGEL ADVENTURE, THE WACKY SOUL COLLECTAPHON 2D PLATFORMER BY LITERALLY WHO PRODUCTIONS
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 3:21:47 PM
No.725192660
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>>725183641
>Half Life 3 sold as an Epic Games exclusive
would be absolutely hilarious
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 3:23:45 PM
No.725192784
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>>725187641
>rounds of applause and encores after the entire bethesda and riot games teams are beaten to a bloody pulp
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 3:25:27 PM
No.725192874
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will they also re-open the valve store when HL3 is announced
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 3:27:36 PM
No.725192995
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>>725193058
One of the latest CS2 updates had a massive update to the asset browser. 11000+ new lines in assetpreview_strings.txt. Read it and you too can feel like a dataminer.
https://github.com/SteamDatabase/GameTracking-CS2/commit/68d4aa24b6b722828349d446c8e67e64e8b37366
Not documented anywhere yet, most of it is just reinforcement of what we already knew, but it does provide a clearer picture of a lot of things. Most notable are the cloth physics strings, some of which are new and show a much more sophisticated system for HLX than the one used in Alyx.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 3:28:40 PM
No.725193058
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>>725193390
>>725192995
My job is to have people tell me what datamines mean, not to read datamines. I'm too stupid. That's why Tyler does it for me.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 3:34:26 PM
No.725193390
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>>725193058
Just put the datamined strings and speculation in the bag Tyler (who is reading this thread right now, high on life and outer worlds suck btw)
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 3:39:18 PM
No.725193678
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>>725193817
>>725181575 (OP)
Nothing will happen retard
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 3:41:30 PM
No.725193817
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>>725194478
>>725193678
It will happen. And if it doesn't happen, it will happen next year. And if it doesn't happen then, it will happen the year after.
You gotta believe.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 3:52:58 PM
No.725194478
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>>725193817
That's how Duke of Nukes For all eternity happened
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:08:03 PM
No.725195389
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YOU FUCKED UP MY GAME AWARDS
HL3 at the game awards would be divine comedy because it'd overshadow everything.
all the other announcements? nope, HL3
the lesser award winners? who cares, HL3
the winner of the biggest journalist circle jerk award? might as well just be HL3
player's voice? sorry, HL3
the bit they're doing for this year? yeah the bit is HL3
the literal only memory of the event would be "HOLY SHIT HALF LIFE 3!"
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:19:53 PM
No.725196071
[Report]
>>725195962
nobody will ever watch the game awards again
I will be too busy going to the Borealis in my soviet helicopter.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:23:06 PM
No.725196247
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>>725196393
>>725181891
Portal 2 was the epitome of reddit. Try harder, faggot
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:25:45 PM
No.725196393
[Report]
>>725196596
>>725196247
Portal 2 created Reddit. I enjoy it but holy fuck the consequences have been devastating.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:27:29 PM
No.725196508
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>>725196613
Why would Valve announce HLX at the game awards? The whole "geoff debt" is nothing and they can do whatever the fuck they want because unironically they are the most successful game company in the world
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:27:49 PM
No.725196531
[Report]
I like Portal 2. I just hate people who like Portal 2.
Also nobody plays coop anymore.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:28:42 PM
No.725196596
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>>725196705
>>725196393
Portal 1 created reddit, try again zoomie
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:28:54 PM
No.725196613
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>>725197367
>>725196508
Because it's the only major game announcement platform left? I mean Valve isn't going to announce it at Tokyo Game Show, are they?
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:29:34 PM
No.725196645
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>>725197104
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:30:24 PM
No.725196703
[Report]
That's right, Geoff. Hunt Down The Freeman 2.
>>725196596
P1 wasn't as bad as 2. It still had atmosphere and felt way more desolate than the second game.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:36:57 PM
No.725197104
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>>725196645
this anon is a seething tranny btw
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:40:13 PM
No.725197303
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>>725197420
>>725181575 (OP)
i hooe we get to sail a yacht in hl3, to reflect gay ben's love of yachts, and to rub it in all the faces of the faggots who always incessantly seethe at him
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:41:17 PM
No.725197367
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>>725196613
>major game announcement platform left
Steam alone is bigger than TGA, they can just announce it via store event or their own youtube livestream
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:42:05 PM
No.725197420
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>>725197974
>>725197303
combine sucked the sea, anon.
>>725195962
That's why I wanted it to happen. At least it would redeem the show.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:43:25 PM
No.725197502
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>>725197867
I want Valve to go ham on pretty landscapes like Episode 2. I want to see one of the machines that drinks up the sea.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:43:36 PM
No.725197512
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>>725197858
>>725196705
I really hope Valve never makes L4D or Portal again because those games were hard carried by the humour and good characters, something nuValve is incapable of
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:46:33 PM
No.725197689
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>>725197768
>>725197431
there is no need to redeem what has been dead for many years, anon
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:48:04 PM
No.725197768
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>>725197431
>>725197689
HL3 being announced at the GA is not a redemption, its a painless euthanasia.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:48:38 PM
No.725197803
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>>725181575 (OP)
Valve is profitable unlike all the other AAA USAID devs
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:49:38 PM
No.725197858
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>>725198000
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:49:52 PM
No.725197867
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>>725197945
>>725197502
Episode 3 is supposed to feature this Combine train the size of skyscrapers. Hope they'll still have it in the next game.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:50:50 PM
No.725197945
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>>725197867
I think Valve will find a way to keep Gordon moving from different location to different location. I don't think (or want) it all to take place in the North Pole.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:51:18 PM
No.725197974
[Report]
>>725197420
I didn't know your mom is the combine
>>725197858
I want to get in deadlock but moba shit is filtering me hard, when they are gonna add a CTF and payload modes?
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:52:28 PM
No.725198042
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>>725198078
>>725198000
datamines show they plan on adding a casual mode
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:52:42 PM
No.725198068
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>>725198189
>>725198000
valve managed to make a moba that's fun to play that in itself is revolutionary
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:53:01 PM
No.725198084
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>>725198575
>>725198000
Just copy the builds and watch gameplay of your main on youtube to get an idea on how to play.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:54:05 PM
No.725198136
[Report]
>>725198078
Soon™ (in Valve Time)
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:54:36 PM
No.725198171
[Report]
deadlock, hl3, raising the bar and hl2 rtx all on the same night
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:54:51 PM
No.725198189
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>>725198068
Considering the absolute state of Dota I think that Yoshi(Icefrog) alone is responsible for Deadlock's success, Valve can go fuck itself
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:58:42 PM
No.725198431
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>>725198953
>all the people who worked on HL2 including Gabe have said years ago they want to make HL3 asap before they get too old to work
That was 15 years ago.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:58:57 PM
No.725198447
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>>725198573
>>725198078
likely next month
it's not going to be CTF or payload though, just round-based fighting on one lane without the farming part of the game
>>725198447
can you leave whenever you want in casual mode
because the think about mobas I hate is that the game expects me to have hours of free time in one sitting
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:01:01 PM
No.725198575
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>>725198084
I tried maining the Mcginnis girl and I watched FUNKe video about her, still too complicated
I can't keep up with the timings, schmovement techniques, which lane pairing work well and which don't, solo que is filled with drunk russians who either throw the game or treat it like as sweatiest e-sports, can rarely find some chill guys who are good but they usually play supports heroes too
Also the balance is a bit wonky too
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:03:28 PM
No.725198727
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>>725198573
that's thing, mobas expect you to be a NEET to master all of it, if you have a job, friends or family you can forget about them, that's the price you need to pay to get good at Deadlock
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:05:27 PM
No.725198847
[Report]
>insert source model of gordon freeman whacking deadlock characters with his crowbar and ~ act dance
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:07:11 PM
No.725198945
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>>725199034
>>725198573
no, it'll have 15 min rounds but leaving still gets punished because you're going to ruin the game for 7 other players
only games that don't have leave penalties these days are battle royale
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:07:20 PM
No.725198953
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>>725199215
>>725198431
Yeah and they made it and it's done so they can all retire next year
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:08:07 PM
No.725199016
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>>725196705
Nothing you said contradicts what I said
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:08:23 PM
No.725199034
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>>725199272
>>725198945
>casual
>not actually casual
many such cases!
>>725198953
b-but
what about ricochet 2?
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:11:56 PM
No.725199272
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>>725201172
>>725199034
>a fixed round length and you aren't punished for feeding
more casual than a moba
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:11:56 PM
No.725199274
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>>725199414
>>725199215
Coming right after HLX, VR exclusive
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:13:58 PM
No.725199389
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>>725181891
Computer, beam this man 200 meters off the port bow.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:14:27 PM
No.725199414
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>>725199274
Ricochet seems fitting for VR actually.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:14:42 PM
No.725199429
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Ricochet 2 would be a good VR game. And it would be easy to make.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:15:15 PM
No.725199470
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>>725199594
If Valve is at TGA they're going to announce a lot more than HLX judging by all the hardware leaks. They're not only working on a new VR headset, they're also working on a new Steam Machine and a new Steam Controller.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:15:55 PM
No.725199519
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>>725181575 (OP)
... and delay HL3 even further
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:17:09 PM
No.725199594
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>>725199470
Oh yeah they've got that steam box thing that's basically a console for your steam library and the controller is just a steam deck without a screen which is probably a lot better than the original stream controller with its weird touch pad.
>>725181575 (OP)
Stop kidding yourself. Half life 3 CANNOT compete with gta 6.
15 years ago? Absolutely. Nowadays? No chance.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:18:30 PM
No.725199695
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Won't Disney get angry with Valve if they made a new Ricochet game since it's basically Tron?
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:19:26 PM
No.725199764
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>>725199620
If GTA 6 ever actually comes out
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:19:31 PM
No.725199768
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>>725200183
>>725199620
What's a GTA?
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:21:54 PM
No.725199929
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>>725199215
ricochet 2 is going to be a vr game, you have to motiin control throw the discs
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:25:43 PM
No.725200183
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>>725199768
Its some car stealing nonsense i guess, i dunno i never played it
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:26:09 PM
No.725200213
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>>725199620
shame that HL3 is allegedly near finished so they won't be competing at all
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:27:10 PM
No.725200284
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>>725199620
HL3 will come out in March-May
GTA 6 will come out in November 2027
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:27:32 PM
No.725200315
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>>725199620
Maybe not in sales, but should HL3 exist and actually be released next year, it has a chance to sweep those vidya industry GOTY awards now that GTA 6 releases beyond the usual admission date for those things. Not that it matters to either Valve or Rockstar, but I guess it should matter for some people who track that kind of stuff.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:28:45 PM
No.725200391
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Ricochet 2: Electric Boogaloo coming out alongside the release of Steam VR 2 for the low low price of $2000.
>half life 3
>before opposing force 2, ricochet 2, left 4 dead 3, counter strike 2.2, sven coop 2, deadlock, dota 3
get your priorities straight
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:29:35 PM
No.725200435
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>>725199620
GTA6 is definitively going to beat out HL3 in the graphics and rendering department, but in actual gameplay I seriously doubt GTA6 will hold a candle to HL3.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:30:21 PM
No.725200468
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>>725200423
>opposing force 2
that will never happen I'm afraid
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:31:10 PM
No.725200523
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>>725199620
>Implying union busting r* jeets can make a good game
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:32:35 PM
No.725200616
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look at the LOVE for this game
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:35:06 PM
No.725200789
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>>725199620
one word: skibidi
BILLIONS of zoomies will buy hl3 just for this word, gta 6 will be a woke slop with a boring story
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:37:58 PM
No.725200987
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>>725201093
>>725182224
People go watch the Gay Awards to
1.See Game Announcements
2.Laugh at how terrible it is
>>725181891
I replayed Half Life 1 last year, with the intention of finally playing through the whole series, which has been sitting in my Steam account for over a decade. I fucking hated it. I don't understand the hype around this series at all. I had fun dicking around with cheat codes in HL1 when I was a kid, but playing it in earnest as an adult was a total slog.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:39:16 PM
No.725201071
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>Gabe rolls on stage
>”Today I would like to share an announcement for a title a lot of you have been waiting quite a long time for”
>crowd erupts in screams and applause
>announces that GTA6 has been delayed even further
>Gabe rolls off stage and gets on his escape yacht
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:39:31 PM
No.725201093
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>>725200987
I watch for the reveals... and Sydnee Goodman.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:40:19 PM
No.725201150
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I don't know why I watch GA. I just watch like an empty shell.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:40:40 PM
No.725201172
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>>725201976
>>725199272
>4v4, a single player still carries a lot of weight
meh.
lemme know when they add a 12v12 mode, a matchmaker that can handle dumping players into existing games, and 2fort.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:41:48 PM
No.725201241
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>>725200423
The good thing with HL3 being finished is that it will open the door for more games to be made with Source 2 finally being more feature-complete. I just want them to make that Dune-esque space pirate game.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:43:33 PM
No.725201363
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If HLX is a success, please god. Maybe Valve will use Source 2 to make new things other than expected sequels to popular properties. They are the crazy experimental company after all. Make weird shit. I want to see new shit. Deadlock is a step foward, I guess.
>>725201015
It is genuine "you had to be there" game
Once you play a lot of modern shooters, half life 1 becomes very boring in comparison to them
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:44:11 PM
No.725201403
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>>725199620
>Half life 3 CANNOT compete with gta 6
It has already won, more Gen Z and Alpha don't give a shit about GTA, they are however still playing GMOD and watching Skibidi Toilet.
All Valve needs to do to be successful is to let it's community thrive.
The wise and powerful sage
11/7/2025, 5:44:36 PM
No.725201438
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>>725201671
>>725181619
>if your under 30 years old YOURUNDERAGED
thats you, thats how you sound
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:46:56 PM
No.725201610
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Gen Z are very source-orientated. They've played L4D2, Portal, Half Life, Gmod and Sven CoOp because that shit gets constantly regurgitated by waves of rediscovery. New mods and fangames are made for it constantly and that shit gets eaten up.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:47:24 PM
No.725201645
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>>725201826
>>725201393
HL series is the epitome of those "you had to be there" kind of games. I just hope HL3 will be a more long-lasting kind of game gameplay-wise.
>>725201015
I played it again recently and it's fine, you're just an awkward bitch
>>725201393
Reddit ass opinion, games do not age, if its bad now it was bad then
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:47:50 PM
No.725201671
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>>725202109
>>725201438
EVERYTHING I DON'T LIKE IS ZOOMERS!!!
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:48:12 PM
No.725201694
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>>725201808
I'm not worried about the gameplay being shit. I'm worried about the story being shit. The whole point of episode 3 was to wrap shit up. Without Laidlaw, I'm worried.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:48:58 PM
No.725201751
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>>725201694
Laidlaw wouldn't come back even if they asked him to, he's completely done with Half-Life.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:50:07 PM
No.725201826
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>>725202124
>>725201645
>You had to be there
No you didn't, Half Life is still top tier, you're just as retarded as the Halo faggots who spout that nonsense to pretend like their series wasn't absolute shit since the first sequel.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:50:47 PM
No.725201876
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>>725201669
>games do not age
They do, it's just those who genuinely love old games usually don't notice it, they only see the magic that captivated them as a kid
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:51:57 PM
No.725201963
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>>725202056
>>725181891
Most influential FPS series of all time. That's a hell of a lot of cope. COD wouldn't even exist without Half-Life1. COD used to use a fork of the Source engine up until like 10 years ago.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:52:13 PM
No.725201976
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>>725202019
>>725201172
12v12 is hard to make work when the game is designed around black holes and lighting storms
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:52:53 PM
No.725202019
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>>725202368
>>725201976
chaos is fun. thats enough to make it work.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:53:04 PM
No.725202029
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>>725201964
COD never used Source, it used idtech 3
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:53:26 PM
No.725202056
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>>725202236
>>725201963
How is that good?
The wise and powerful sage
11/7/2025, 5:54:03 PM
No.725202109
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>>725202852
>>725201671
dude hl3 is such a old meme, no one cares anymore, atlest I dont. If the story is not epistle 3 for HALF LIFE 2: EPISODE 3, than I dont care. Valve made a placeholder for episode 3 for the orange box in the xbox 360, there was supposed to be a episode 3, dont try to bull shit you way into saying "they never planed a episode 3".
Why am I gearing with a literarel boomer?
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:54:15 PM
No.725202124
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>>725202394
>>725201826
Try replaying half life 2 and it's episodes back to back, it aged like milk, especially physic puzzles and vehicle segments
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:55:01 PM
No.725202172
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>>725202243
>>725201808
Hopefully Laidlaw provided some kind of story framework at least. I'm sure Epistle 3 isn't the only draft he worked on.
>>725202056
Marc Laidlaw was responsible for the hl2 ep2 cliffhanger and Borealis right at the end, his version of episode 3 would've sucked dick
The wise and powerful sage
11/7/2025, 5:55:59 PM
No.725202243
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>>725202172
>I'm sure Epistle 3 isn't the only draft he worked on
Its the only one I like.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:56:20 PM
No.725202264
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>>725201964
COD was based off a highly modified Quake 3/idtech3 retardo, not Goldsource
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:56:50 PM
No.725202296
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>>725202405
>>725202236
And Half-Life Alyx was a downgrade from that, so I ask you again, how is that good?
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:57:00 PM
No.725202308
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>>725187641
expectations so high, gaben makes half life 3 REAL to meet the hype?
fuarking sign me up, brother
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:57:07 PM
No.725202319
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>>725201669
You're 45 years old.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:57:18 PM
No.725202328
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>>725202512
>>725202236
>Marc Laidlaw was responsible for the hl2 ep2 cliffhanger
No that was Gabe. He wanted a major character's death to up the ante for Episode 3.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:57:55 PM
No.725202368
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>>725202019
maybe as a custom gamemode when they get around to that, but it's a fools errand wasting dev time on a 12v12 mode when the game isn't even announced
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:58:14 PM
No.725202394
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>>725202689
>>725202124
I replay them every year you retarded faggot.
Half Life 2 physics, atmosphere and open ended vehicle sections shit all over modern trash.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:58:27 PM
No.725202405
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>>725202487
>>725202296
Alyx is literally not canon, writers just went with whatever they wanted because they expected only few people to care about VR exclusive
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:59:36 PM
No.725202487
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>>725202579
>>725202405
>Alyx is literally not canon
According to who? And the people who wrote it are writing the next game too.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 5:59:58 PM
No.725202512
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>>725202710
>>725202328
I don't see Gabe anywhere on the writing team staff list so you're wrong
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 6:00:59 PM
No.725202579
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>>725202487
>And the people who wrote it are writing the next game too
Source?
>>725202394
what disingenuous post
maybe you should take off your rose tinted nostalgia glasses
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 6:03:10 PM
No.725202710
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Anonymous
11/7/2025, 6:03:14 PM
No.725202716
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No game will ever live up to the hype of a 20 year development process that took place after a cliffhanger ending.
Half Life 3 will be trash and only the industry itself will pretend otherwise.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 6:03:55 PM
No.725202747
[Report]
>>725203921
>>725202689
>NOOOOO STOP LIKING OLDER GAMES!!!
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 6:04:08 PM
No.725202761
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>>725202847
>>725201964
>Most influential FPS series of all time
That was Doom retard, followed by Quake and later Halo CE. Admittedly without the Half Life mod Counter Strike, most modern multiplayer shooters wouldn't be sudo realistic military "sims" but that was more half life tech than the game it's self.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 6:04:25 PM
No.725202783
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>>725202689
I'll do that once you take that dick out of your mouth
This thread is absolute garbage.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 6:05:14 PM
No.725202832
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>>725203072
There is nothing HL3 can do that other FPS games have not done already by this point.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 6:05:26 PM
No.725202847
[Report]
>>725202761
>Gaylo
Gaylo wouldn't even exist without Half Life
>>725202109
>If the story is not epistle 3 for HALF LIFE 2: EPISODE 3
epistle 3 fucking sucked thoughbeit
The wise and powerful sage
11/7/2025, 6:05:59 PM
No.725202881
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>>725202814
>This thread is absolute garbage.
Then why the fuck are you here, fuck off
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 6:06:27 PM
No.725202920
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The wise and powerful sage
11/7/2025, 6:07:28 PM
No.725202983
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>>725203078
>>725204716
>>725202852
No, it was the best story of all time for half life 2. It left the sotry for a new writer at the end, and the dysphon sphere ending is the best.
Have you even bothered to read epistle 3?
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 6:08:46 PM
No.725203045
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Anonymous
11/7/2025, 6:09:10 PM
No.725203072
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>>725202832
Just being good would be enough
We are in a doom: the dark ages for linear high budget fps games.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 6:09:18 PM
No.725203078
[Report]
>>725203310
>>725202983
>Have you even bothered to read epistle 3?
Yeah and it's shit. The only thing great about it is the Dyson Sphere reveal.
The wise and powerful sage
11/7/2025, 6:13:21 PM
No.725203310
[Report]
>>725204716
>>725203078
I liked how Judith was an alley the whore time, how she was a double agent the whole time really made the story more in depth, and the fact that alex refused to believe her, due to her own grief makes excellent dramatic story writing.
Normal fags and normre cattle could never comprehend how good this story is, so if you dont like because its "too indepth" or "to complicated wahhh" it go back.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 6:17:50 PM
No.725203565
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>>725203757
>>725181891
>left 4 dead
Go back
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 6:20:57 PM
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>>725203565
You can just tell he started gaymin with an Xbox 360
>>725202747
Stop getting pissy when people rightfully criticize your geriatric game.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 6:31:41 PM
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>>725203921
but this is 4chan
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 6:35:53 PM
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>>725202983
It fucking sucked - with the vortigaunt plot armor, of course, coming in to epicly save Gordon too.
>>725203310
>alley
>alex
You must be over 18 to use this site. Also, Mossman being a double agent has been known since HL2 already. It sounds like that shitty script is all you've seen of the franchise.
>makes excellent dramatic story writing
Zoomers are incredibly easy to please, it's hilarious. None of her relationship or conflict with Mossman is explored with any depth in epistle 3, it uses cliche shock value with Alyx killing Mossman.
>its "too indepth"
it sucks because it's NOT in-depth, that's the issue. Basically the whole first third of the arctic sequence is glossed over, nothing about the Advisors is explored or explained. No mention of Xen either. It's just incredibly unimaginative.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 6:38:46 PM
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>>725182251
Their games aren't poorly optimized. Most people can run HL2 on their shitty potato PCs
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 6:40:37 PM
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>>725203921
ok then, criticize it instead of saying "its just bad, ok?"