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Anonymous No.725183997 [Report] >>725185118 >>725187996 >>725188606 >>725188667 >>725188672
>2025
>still no remake of any of the old hitman games
What's the fucking hold up?
Anonymous No.725185118 [Report]
>>725183997 (OP)
probably some rightsholder funnybusiness
Anonymous No.725186368 [Report] >>725187059
I thought Contracts was a remake of the first game.
Anonymous No.725186493 [Report]
too busy milking world of assassination or whatever the hell that whole deal is called
Anonymous No.725187059 [Report] >>725187559
>>725186368
i dont really remember contracts at all
>C47
janky old one that i didn't enjoy but should really go back to someday
>2SA
favorite story in the franchise but the gameplay still had some rougher edges
>BM
probably had a couple hundred hours in replaying simply by virtue of still being on dial-up internet at the time giving it the strongest impression in my mind
Anonymous No.725187430 [Report]
Doesn't need one you zoomer retard.
Anonymous No.725187559 [Report]
>>725187059
Contacts takes place literally minutes after the mission at the opera house in Blood Money.

47 gets shot leaving the scene, goes to take a nap in a hotel, and has a dream about previous missions, which are the missions you play.

Many of these are just remakes of missions from Codename 47.
Anonymous No.725187905 [Report]
Contracts is so kino I wouldn't want to see it butchered with a moren demake.
Anonymous No.725187996 [Report] >>725188137
>>725183997 (OP)
>REMAKE REMAKE REMAKE REMAKE PLEASE LET ME BUY AN OLD GAME AGAIN FOR 70 DOLLARS AND WORSE ART DIRECTION LET ME EAT THE SLOP
Slice your wrists, you wanna play those games fucking go back and play them as is
Anonymous No.725188137 [Report]
>>725187996
Retard.
Anonymous No.725188320 [Report]
coming 2026
Anonymous No.725188385 [Report]
I once broke my friend's copy of hitman silent assassin and I replaced it with the copy I got in the cd pack in op's image. The moron couldn't tell the difference.
Anonymous No.725188417 [Report]
it's be pretty stupid to remake 1 and then remake the same levels again for 3.
they should go the Tony Hawk 2012 way and just remake the best levels from the first 4 games as one big 'remake'
Anonymous No.725188454 [Report]
PLEEES I NEED REMAKE OF HITMAN NOW, OTHER REMAKE IS TOO OLD PLES RELEASE I CAN ONLY PLAE GAEM RELEASED AFTER 2017
Anonymous No.725188519 [Report]
The remasters for gen 7 consoles were pretty good. cheevos and everything.
Anonymous No.725188606 [Report]
>>725183997 (OP)
Trust the plan
Capcom will make a re like remake of hitman soon
Anonymous No.725188667 [Report] >>725188757
>>725183997 (OP)
I just want to be able to play all 4 of the original games without the UI becoming microscopic on higher resolutions, or fucking around with dgvoodoo or DXwrapper.
Anonymous No.725188672 [Report] >>725191007
>>725183997 (OP)
>This insane that this masterpiece didn't get a remake yet, btw i never played it
Anonymous No.725188757 [Report] >>725189746
>>725188667
I recently played contract on max native res and it actually looks really good
Not every game need to looks ultra clean 4k
Anonymous No.725189746 [Report] >>725189920
>>725188757
>Not every game need to looks ultra clean 4k
But every game should have legible UI which the games fail at in even 1080p because the danes at IOI were short sighted.
Anonymous No.725189920 [Report] >>725190020
>>725189746
>(...)the danes at IOI were short(...)
Anonymous No.725190020 [Report] >>725190463
>>725189920
>5' 12"
Did the americans decide there are 13 inches to a foot while I was asleep
Anonymous No.725190463 [Report]
>>725190020
weirdly it's not an AI hallucination but brainrot where incels are 5'12 and so cant get a date because they aren't 6'0 chads
obviously AI doesn't factor joke when scouring for data on danish people and makes a grammatical faux pas
Anonymous No.725191007 [Report]
>>725188672
I can finally play my favorite game for the first time now that it's on a modern system!