Thread 725186567

Overwatch 2 is free and on Steam. Why are you not playing yet?

SHAMONE

Buy an ad.

i'm too busy playing friendslop.

>>725186567 (OP)
but I am. have 1.5k hours in it.

>sexy models
>but in a first person shooter
I'll stick to porn.

>>725186567 (OP)
its early friday morning and queues are DEAD

FUCK OFF SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR

>>725186567 (OP)
>negro ass
sorry im not black

>>725186907
Queues? Didn't this game have a server browser?

>>725186567 (OP)
perma banned

>team-based game
>manipulative matchmaking
>rampant cheating

>>725187054
that's for ERP only

Every time I try giving this shitfuck game a chance I load up in to a quick match, and the map vote is always one classic map I remember and two that are just some modern third world Spanish clusterfuck. 9/10 players vote for the classic but then the game randomly picks the numap one person voted for.
I wish I could just play a quick game on a map I know a couple times before deciding if I feel like checking out any of the new ones. I’m sure I can just go to arcade or something but it’s not worth the effort to me. Game just didn’t hold up. It died when they got rid of the original breast milk-stealing visionaries. Why did that succubus have to tempt them by leaving her titty milk in a company fridge? Let weirdos make games and leave them alone to do it, fuck blizzard, dead company. OP is probably a paid shill/troon.

i did.
it sucked and its playerbase is all annoying twats comparable to moba-players.

>>725187000
>sorry im not bl-*ACK*

>>725187543
I'm not big into books

They removed the only fun mechanic in the game (Mei freeze) so I stopped playing.

>>725186567 (OP)
Shut up blizztroon shill

>>725187721
wait they took it out? why?

grok make her 400lbs

>>725186567 (OP)
Sorry but I'm playing Marvel Rivals™ and we are getting a trailer for the X-Men™ couple Rogue & Gambit

>>725187773
see the tf2 sandman debate

>>725186567 (OP)
>need to give them my phone number to make an account

>>725186567 (OP)
You couldn't pay me to play it.

>>725186567 (OP)
I don't give my phone number to video games

>>725186567 (OP)
Because it's shit

>>725186567 (OP)
make her bigger!!!

>>725186567 (OP)
I already did. Back in 2016 when it had a price tag. I already burned it bro.

>>725188346
you can't burn video games they dont even come on discs anymore!

>>725186567 (OP)
I don't like this super hero theme and aesthetic that fps games have these days, also too sweaty

I like playing healer!

>>725186567 (OP)
Game needs to be 3rd person

>>725186567 (OP)
I just keep burning out

>>725188936
Why?

>>725188936
I want to be her foot slave so bad

>>725187773
OW2 came out with the idea that tanks should have most of the cc since there's only 1 tank but that reasoning fell apart when ana still gets to keep her sleep dart

Game is just Mahvel but without the good skins and with characters randomly turning gay. Why would I ever pick it over Rivals?

>>725189663
because its not mahvel

I'll play when the devs stop being cowards and turn it into an fps(first person sexer) eroge like it deserves to be.

>>725186567 (OP)
it's not fun to play, and i can jerk off to the porn elsewhere

>>725189731
And Rivals is not Blizzshart, so what?

wake me up when there are cool custom community maps or game modes. i have zero interest in control or cart movement bullshit.

>>725186567 (OP)
Her summer skin was perfection

>>725186567 (OP)
>uglified models
>microshart
>stale gameplay
plenty of reasons.

>>725186567 (OP)
Their own internal playtests during the development of OW1 showed that 5v5 is bad.
Why should I play something that they themselves know is bad?

>>725186567 (OP)
>Free
So it's filled with brown kids.
No thanks

>>725187364
>the original breast milk-stealing visionaries
100%
>>725187801
we're almost there

Rivals is better

>>725186567 (OP)
If it's free how do they make da money ?
HOW?

>>725191176
6v6 is back in quick play and competitive

>>725186567 (OP)
I miss her old ass back when it was bigger

>>725191424
>>725191530
ZAMN. now make her lactate

tf2 is better

pumping

>>725191424
>>725191530

>>725191636
Everyone plays Marvel now

>>725186567 (OP)
Why would anyone get into this dying genre now in 2025? Rivals is the biggest heroslop nowadays and even that is bleeding players lol
If you're that desperate just play Deadlock, just be aware you'll be sharing a cage with herotroons and moba slavs but at least it's fun

>>725191424
https://files.catbox.moe/gakt34.mp4

>>725192006
>looks like a completely different character once turned around
meh

>>725191737
lmeow

>>725192321
isnt tf2 mostly bots these days?

>>725192321
where is overwatch ?

>>725192348
It used to but now it's bearable.

>>725192321
I didn't know TF2 had crossplay with consoles, on wait lmeow

>>725186567 (OP)
porn is free and i will not have to deal with retard allies

>>725186567 (OP)
no story content you can play through.

maybe i'll be mercy

>>725192574
imagine how fucking successful overwatch would be if they added a story-focused campaign mode with similar themes to that Dispatch game that everyone is salivating over. Being able to date Widowmaker or some shit. Holy smokes.

>>725192380
28k on steam, it's also on bnet but blizzard never releases player numbers so this is the best we got to work with
sony/nintend𐐬 has no numbers either
xbox doesn't, just a ranking https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/store/most-popular/games/xbox
it's below both apex and mr on there, though xbox is also kinda dead lol

>>725192574
such missed opportunity. The story was infinitely more interesting than the game.

>>725192661
yeah, they fucked up badly, i still remember people waiting months for a new "short" because they were really good.

>>725186567 (OP)
I almost started playing when I saw that Ryona video with the Ice lady shooting a piece of ice inside Mercy's mouth, gave up on it when I remembered it's a first person game.

>>725192321
> Source SDK Base 2007 has 80 000 players
wtf?? which mod has still that many players?

>>725192661
>>725192690
That was supposed to be the point of OW2, but that was a lie. They thought OW1 was too generous so they killed it to force everyone to play with the fortnite shop and battlepass system in the new game
And Microsoft didn't do shit after the buyout, still just collabslop

>>725192651
based

>>725186567 (OP)
The only good thing about this game is porn, I don't need to play it

>>725192860
gta5 i guess

>>725192957
what?

Overwatch was fun but I mean there's only so much you can get out of the game play.

>>725192990
source sdk base is used as a middle-man so that FiveM (the gta 5 modding platform) can access certain steam features

>skin based monetization
>all you can see is the hands anyway

lol
lmao even

what happened to the blizzard games store

>>725186567 (OP)
Because I'm 50% retarded, not 100%.

>>725193136
it's frozen

>>725193117
it's not about what you can see, it's about what others see when they look at you aka narcissism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RjDRLBWio

>>725191497
Should have paid streamers and influencers to tell the world then.
Still not playing it though.

FPS is a shit genre.
I will not play one.

Is Widow still top tier?

>>725186567 (OP)
No custom maps or modes. I don't want to play the same few maps in the exact same way every time. 5v5 is too small. Blizzard. Deterred by mtx slop. I don't want to play with muh metafags.

>>725193391
6v6 is back I at least want to mention, people don't know that

>>725186567 (OP)
got tired of the crossovers, it cheapened the characters and felt like some fucking fortnite garbage
but also just tired of hero shooters in general, just gonna play something else and wait for the next big thing

>>725186567 (OP)
Sweet! I can't wait to try this third person shooter with sexy models that definitely allows custom matches, custom game modes, large 6v6-12v12+ game modes, no micro transactions, has a semi decent community, isn't just a copy paste of it's original game which I can still play, and features a cast that doesn't have any obvious pozzed woke characters.

...


oh......

>shoot someone in head
>they didn't die
Nope

>>725186567 (OP)
Why would i play when the porn is free too?

>>725186567 (OP)
I don't think my graphics can handle it as I dont even have a graphics card.

Also, is it free for just a limited time or for forever now?

>>725194517
what the fuck are you doing? get a grip

>>725186567 (OP)
I'm playing Marvel Rivals instead

>>725186567 (OP)
i just fap to pharah futadom raceplay porn
>>725189446
nta but i like being helpful, sucks that most lol players don't use the chat or think the game is a measure of their value irl, playing with people who are chill is amazing because we'd just act silly in all/chat

>>725186567 (OP)
>free on steam
>actually just launches battlenet from a steam button
>unskippable, undisableable ads for world of warcraft products assault your senses immediately

>>725186567 (OP)
Need a Blizzard account, need to install battlenet, they need my phone number for some reason. That's too many steps, I just want to play.

Not giving them my phone number.

>>725195273
guh

>>725186567 (OP)
That's a webm of the first Overwatch. Curious!

because they require a phone number...lol. lmao even.

>>725194858
Where to find busty squirrel wife?

>>725187000
> I have a tiny white pecker
Sad anon

>>725188936
mommy

>>725188936
>>725191424
>>725191530
>Mercy's thong looks like it's just painted on
Hot.

>>725186567 (OP)
>Steam
ew, no thanks

>>725198148
bruh

Because paladins, even in its maintenance mode zombified state, is still better than it.

>>725186567 (OP)
They made a game based on porn? Damn. Still not playing it though.

for me it's futa widowmaker

>>725186637
Based, we miss MJ

>>725198148
Damn you can just make these huh

>>725186567 (OP)
I miss playing overwatch classic

Perhaps my all time favourite vidya waifu. imagine the plaps
Shame the game sucks ass entire playerbase are snowflake retards and FUCK YOU BLIZZARD banning my 2k hours account with og pink mercy

>>725186567 (OP)
5v5 was a mistake, one tank feels like shit, and after adding back 6v6 they kept the raid boss changes to tanks. devs are retards who can't settle on a mode.

Ashe my beloved...

>>725186567 (OP)
They dont need healsluts like me anymore though...

>>725202671
Sure, it's been ensloppened but damn if Mei doesn't make a perfect slampig with nice DSLs then I don't know what does.
>>725201872
Kek.

>>725194671
bruh, i'm tryin to light some niggas up

>>725202671
I would prefer she maintain eye contact throughout. decent tho

>>725186567 (OP)
I had my fill with overwatch 1. I moved on.
There's nothing in the game that'll give me a substantially new and fresh experience. My time is limited, so I'd rather spend in other stuff.

>>725198148
Bricked up

>>725204727
there is a remedy for that you know

>>725205616
I was planning on cumming but the thread died off

>>725202671
>>725204706
I don't like asians

>>725186567 (OP)
I really wish they'd give us third person outside of stadium, ideally a keybind to quickly go from 1st to 3rd person. For non aim heavy heroes and especially keeping track of ur team as tank it is insanely superior. You can also actually see your characters skin and ass

>>725186567 (OP)
You have to pay me to play that shit

>>725194517
It's full on Free2Play with the catch skins are comically overpriced but they recently reintroduced lootboxes but you only get a legendary every 20 cases. Also it can run on a potato at low settings, it hits 60fps on Switch1

>>725206069
Whats your price? Would you do it for an ice cream bar?

>>725206098
>>725206069
>Would you do it for an Anon Snack?

>>725186567 (OP)
I don't play trash game. Even if they are free on steam.

>>725186567 (OP)
That's Overwatch 1

I had my fill of it with OW1, which I'll admit I did enjoy for the first year or two. Only thing that interested me about OW2 was the PvE, which got dropped. The PvP side just got worse and worse over time, so I had no interest in checking 2 out for that.

>>725186567 (OP)
overwatch 1 blatantly ripped from TF2 but then made like 200 errors that TF2 avoided which made it a fun game
>low damage falloff and accurate weapons means people just get deleted from range instead of there being fun melees
>spam is encouraged but where TF2 at least had ammo limits and heavy damage falloff OW had shit like junkrat being able to spam infinite full damage grenades into chokepoints
>cooldowns are gay
>map design was horrid and placed flanking route exit points BEFORE natural chokepoints
>6v6 means games are just psuedo-esport sweatfeasts rather than fun dicking around simulators like TF2
>movement was more gay and artificial than TF2
>tank meta with shield spam

pretty much all I wanted was TF2 except with more cool weapons and abilities like hook, teleport, wall climbing, big guy with hammer and shield, bastion turret form, etc, but instead it was just another blizzard incompetencefest

>>725198716
>>725201872
I don't understand this fetish, but goddamn it's funny

>>725186567 (OP)
Is cheating not an issue in Overwatch? I never see people complain about it or is the game that unpopular?

>>725206717
>is the game that unpopular?
It pretty much died and never recovered from Overwatch 2

>>725189663
>Why would I ever pick it over Rivals?
If you ever feel like having fun playing a tank or a support.
If you only play DPS then yeah, stick to Marvel

>>725206690
it's just autism

>>725198148
hnnnnnghhhhh

Same reason why I don't eat shit just because it's free.

>>725192348
yes
General stats
Total in-game player(s) 13,306 players
Bots in empty servers 3,505 bots
Bots in occupied servers 1,286 bots
Continent with most bots Europe (2267 bots)
Player distribution
Casual 9,783 player(s)
Community 3,448 player(s)
Competitive 75 player(s)

>>725186567 (OP)
>On steam
You lost me with that garbage

>>725206717
every FPS is plagued with cheaters, the only difference is how blatant they are

Mid thread, usually OW threads are edging-worthy at least.

i don't wanna play as a broad and all of the dude characters look like complete homos

>>725206717
OW has killcam and replay system so it's easier to spot cheaters.
You can report manually too if you suspect them cheating. Usually I got my feedback after about a week. Blizzard report system is pretty good.

>>725186567 (OP)
Why bother with this when Rivals gets content every month?

>>725186567 (OP)
a shota can handle those ass

>>725213976
God I love twerking with massive flabby asses.

There is a serious lack of Brig ass/tits in this thread

>>725204706
very cool, thanks

no one has ever had sex with any vidya girl, ever, btw. stop wasting your time

>>725186567 (OP)
is WoW free yet

>>725186567 (OP)
Bigger

>>725186567 (OP)
widowmakers asshole in my face

>>725186567 (OP)
Which OW girl has the best braps?

too busy playing valorant

Homowatch is a game for gay faggots that like to suck penis and eat shit.

>>725186567 (OP)
havent played since it was overwatch 1 or whatever, but i heard they ruined it. Is DVA still fap material?

I can watch interracial Overwatch porn without actually playing Overwatch you know

>>725186567 (OP)
No matter how much I want Roadhog to pin me against his fat belly and belch in my face, nothing will get me to play Overwatch.

>>725186567 (OP)
not giving money or even engagement to a troon company
simple as

>>725218671
you can't just say something like this without providing a link

>>725218380
This but either an R63 version of him or any of the female Overwatch characters made his size

>ctrl + f "futa"
>2 results
>in an overwatch thread
What the hell happened here?

>>725220151
It's a dogshit thread for both porn and discussion, idk how it's still up

>>725186637
HEE HEE
OOOOOW!

>>725186567 (OP)
I'd play Overwatch 1, but they shut it down.

>>725220151
something good for once

>>725198716
Anon I appreciate you posting my dumb edits
>>725201872
kek
ough

>>725220151
something bad for once

>>725186567 (OP)
They removed any of the actual skill required to play the game. Now it's fucking rock paper scissors

>>725225087
fug

>>725224372
>>725225087
>the ai interprets the fishnet texture as if her skin had a deep square pattern to it, or scale
not a fan of that

>>725186567 (OP)
hnghhh i need a widow dom

>>725226047
yeah fishnet is always a problem,

>>725225087
Missing a shota laying below

>>725225087
>>725224372
>not futa
who cares

>>725188218
Based beyond belief.

Mei was always my fave from day 1.

>have to memorize a hundred ugly characters kits
Same reason I don't play league.

>>725227019
you don't have to do that at all

>>725186567 (OP)
because the only role i enjoy playing feels like a coin toss between being literally unwinnable or the most effortless win. i can only play this game in short but extended but intense bursts where its the focus of my hyperfixation for a month before i go back to doing actually (relatively) productive productive things since this shit came out while i was still in high school.

>>725186567 (OP)
this game is bad for my mental health, but its the only PvP FPS that i even click with on the market

>>725186567 (OP)
>>725193070
Does her ass still expand in OW2?

>>725186851
>he prefers his PoV from the cuck's perspective

>>725186851
didn't they add a thrid person mode though?

>>725187721
>>725189652
It's in the game again as a major perk item (in-match upgrade)

>>725228826
third person options is currently available in the new Stadium game mode but not in the regular game mode

>>725186567 (OP)
I'm very insulted by Blizzard's choice to overwrite a game I bought and replace it with a worse version of it.

>>725187543
How did I never notice this

>>725186567 (OP)
>actually playing overwatch
>when /gif/ is right there for free

lol, lmao

>>725186567 (OP)
>more fags than a BG3 playthrough
Shan't.

>>725229006
so technically you can see widows ass from actual third person now, then how come I never see any pics of that posted here?

>>725229257
>/gif/

>>725186567 (OP)
I'm not giving Blizz my phone number.

>>725229383
Oh cause she's not in stadium yet. Since each hero requires about 16 powers + hero specific items, they're slowly rolling 3-4 heroes each season (likely to pad their seasonal content)

>>725229720
never see juno, tracer or dva posted either though, they also have nice asses, is anyone even playing that gamemode?

>>725224372
so waht do you use to make these?

>>725229720
>no widow mauga or hog
the roster is almost perfect damn

>>725229257
>/gif/
actual subhuman detected

>>725230169
dunno, I'd do it for you guys but my pc sucks so graphics quality is poor

>>725186567 (OP)
They got rid of the Widowmaker ass expansion glitch

>>725231572
how bad are you talking, its really easy to run overwatch on high 60fps! I even do it on my work computer with a low profile tiny gpu

>>725231826
I normally played on low with some custom medium-to-high settings (like on shadows) getting 60-90 fps (capped). It could go higher but I was checking to see what the minimum settings I would need to make it look less pixelated for screen shot purposes. Basically needs Ultra models + some other antialiasing, texture settings and other stuff need to be up higher. I haven't checked every setting and I can't really play a game with that but maybe doable to ss on a custom map with it at least

>>725187000
>black people invented asses

>>725186567 (OP)
I'm not gay or retarded

>>725234585
but you could be

>>725186567 (OP)
I don't like it.

>>725186567 (OP)
It performs better on bnet which is where most people play it and hero shooters are niche so you either love it or hate it.

>>725234518
/v/ has created a pysop trying to make people think only american niggers ever liked asses when in reality tranime has been doing ass shots since the 80s minimum

>>725186567 (OP)
Because you have to play with Overwatch players.

>>725234514
whomstve does that posterior belong to? also you left your mouse on the screen

>>725186567 (OP)
playing with other people is retarded, games should be played solo.